>Find abused and unloved Fluffy pony at the fluffy pony Center >take it home and set it down giving it a pet on the head >"fwuffy wha foo" the little one chirps at you >you pick it up tenderly and carry it into your room >you smile and gently place the fluffy pony in a bucket >lower it into a pit you dug >fluffy hops out of the bucket, thinking it is a game >"foo down here?" it looks up with child-like curiosity at you >you smiles and taking a garden hose begin to spray the fluffy pony >"no like game, no like game!" the fluffy pony screams up at you >you take the hose off the poor pony >somehow it did not drown when exposed to more then a tea-spoon of water >raise the bucket only to lower it a few moments later with a small bottle inside >Flim & Flams Extra Strength Fur  shampoo >look down at the confused and now scared fluffy pony before beginning your mantra >"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!" >fluffy looks terrified and tries to get the bottle and after 15 minutes of having to chew at the cap she gets it >accidentally ingests some of the shampoo >she also vomits from the five or six mouth fulls of chemicals she got from chewing open the cap >she weakly rolls around in the spilled shampoo >continue this "game" for three weeks >barely feed her this entire time >it is finally time to complete your masterpiece >tell her to get in the bucket >she does after a few minutes of struggling >pull the bucket up and grab her by the throat >"owie owie why hurt fwuffy?" she questions >hold her down on coffee table >pick up copy of The Divine Comedy >"Abandon Hope, All ye Who Enter!" you scream >"fwuffy no wan-" >Bludgeon her skull in and proceed to skin body >hang up pelt and wait for it to dry >after appropriate amount of time you smile >it is finally time! FINALLY TIME! >you take the pelt and go to the closet >opening the door you reveal a body suit >it is made out of fluffy pony pelts >it has been a five year task for you >well really a five year labor of love >only one piece is missing, ONE PIECE! >the crotch is incomplete >you take the "suit" and set about your task with childish joy >after two hours you have sown your latest "addition" into the suit >FINALLY I CAN FULFILL MY DREAM! >you strip down naked and after burning your nipples with cigar butts, you put the suit on >you adjust yourself so your cock pops out of the mouth of the fluffy pony pelt and your balls hang out of the eye sockets >it feels wonderful! better then you thought it would >you sit down and smile, ready to finally fulfill your dream >you pick up a fluffy pony brush >begin to groom your "fluff" >"Who's a pretty girl? I'm a pretty girl! not like that FAT BITCH NEXT DOOR!"