>Hiking in the woods.
>You hear some squeaky voices coming from a small clearing.
>There's a small mass of multicolored fluff surrounding a box with another fluffy on it.
>"An' smawty fwuffy give huggies for evwywun! An' skettis fow aww!"
>"Nu, fwuffy, I smawty! I pwomise no mo munstas, no owwies fowevah!"
>"Nu! Yu both wong. I best smawty fwuff, give skettis to good fwuffs and owwies to bad fwuffs!"
>Oh my god.
>It's a small herd of smarties trying to become a...what, President Smarty?
>Clearly the apocalypse is nigh.
>None of them seem to be agreeing on who to go with though.
>"Yu both dummy fwuffs! I smawty ow yuu sweep fowevah!"
>"Nuu, I good fwuff! Yu bad! I give big owies!"
>What the fuck?
>A white unicorn fluffy in the crowd pulled out a water gun. How'd he even get that?
>He starts squirting all the other fluffies, and they start panic-shitting.
>Many fluffy ponies drown.
>Soon enough there's only the one white unicorn fluffy still alive.
>"I best smawty!"
>You leave before he finds out he doesn't have a herd to lead anymore.