> Fluffy pony has been putting on a lot of weight recently
> You've been feeding her spaghetti every day; she should really only get it as a treat
> Come to think of it, you could do with losing a few pounds yourself
> Decide to make a nice healthy salad for dinner
> Get out a salad bowl, and a knife to cut up some veggies
> Fluffy screams, and runs out of the room
> You find her hiding under the couch
> “Wan' keep leggies! No live in bow'!” she wails
> Why would you let fluffy pony read 4chan?