>You’ve been teaching your fluffy pony basic arithmetic. >It’s a long, slow, process, but with careful reinforcement through hugs and spaghetti, you’ve managed to get some of it to stick. >Fluffy pony loves math, and practices with her crayons every day while you’re at work. >Eventually, she masters addition and subtraction, and you move on to multiplication and division. >It’s even harder than before, and extremely repetitive, but through some sort of educational miracle, she starts to wrap her fluffy head around it. >One day, you get home from work, but something’s wrong. >Fluffy pony is nowhere to be seen. Normally she’d run up to you for hugs. >You find her in her playroom. >It’s like something out of a nightmare. >The right side of her body is standing upright, but the left half is floating sideways in the air about 10 feet up. >Somehow, she’s still alive. >Both halves are more or less facing you, but her eyes are fixed on something far in the distance. >”Fluffy?” you call out to her, but she doesn’t seem to hear. >You look around the room to try and figure out what’s going on. >There are sheets of paper everywhere with math problems scribbled on them in crayon. >The one closest to her has “6÷0=” written on it. >As you realize what’s happened, there’s a sound like a cross between thunder and an ambulance siren as a glowing black rift appears between the two halves of fluffy pony. >”Fluffy!” you call out. >”Fwuffy see fowevah” she says softly, as the rift encompasses her body. >There’s a flash of light, and when you open your eyes, fluffy pony and the rift are nowhere to be seen. >Time for a new fluffy pony.