>walk down a sidewalk near a park
>see a fluffy pony
>get slightly annoyed; you know what's going to happen next
>it sees you
>it waddles over to you
>"Hey man! Over here!"
>You stop in your tracks
>Was that fluffy pony speaking perfect English?
>"Exuse me?"
>"Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you have any food or anything that I could have? Normally I wouldn't ask, but my previous owner left me out here a few days ago..."
>You're still taken aback
>You've found the Brian Griffin of fluffy ponies
>"Wait a second, how can you talk properly?"
>It seems confused by your question for a second
>"Oh! Do you think I'm a fluffy pony?"
>"You're not?"
>"Naw; I'm just a really big talking guinea pig."
>"Oh, no shit?"
>Yeah."
>"That actually makes a lot of sense!"
>You bring him home
>You both live happily ever after