>You're Anonymous.
>Plain and simple.
>Shame that your life is not .
>Knowing, that terribly jealous Luna could be behind your back at any given moment, you just had to hug another mare.
>More so, when she actually showed herself to see that.
>Also, it wasn't some ordinary floozy, which you cuddled.
>It was "THE" Twilight Sparkle, element of harmony, hero of this land and especially, a fellow princess.
>If, there was any other female, except Celestia, capable of seriously throwing a wrench into Luna's plans concerning you, it was her.
>What made things worse, was the fact that she planned just that.
>Princess of the Night heard it straight from Twilight's mouth.
>Then, proving your bad luck to the whole universe, you made one of your greatest mistakes and hugged the living day light, out of Purple Smart.
>Just before Luna's eyes.
>Because of that, Moonbutt became a little upset with her.
>Well, maybe more than "a little".
>...
>Alight, alright!
>She became pissed beyond measure!
>She regressed to the royal "We" when speaking and her eyes were gleaming with the raw magic power.
>Even her own guards backed off from her, in fear of what she might do, if she won't calm her destructive instincts.
>All in all, shit hit the fan, big time.
>Luna took a loud, powerful step in your and Twilight direction.
>"Anonymous get away from her, at once!"    
>You quickly let go of purple princess and stand up, trying to diffuse the situation.
"Luna, please, this isn't what it looks like!"
>Fucking... worst... explanation ever!
>Moonbutt took another thundering step, getting closer to the both of you.
>You saw cracks appearing on the floor, under her armored hoof.
>"We know what we have heard! She is trying to take you away from us!"
>She pointed at you.
>"We want thou back at our side! This instant!"
>You raised your hands in the air.
"Okay, okay, but I beg you, calm yourse-"
>You were enveloped in a magenta magic power, which stopped you from talking and moving.
>Twilight was in front of you, her horn aglow.
>"He isn't going anywhere! Princess Luna, please understand, you can't treat him like this!"
>Moonbutt snarled like a vicious predator.
>She fucking snarled!
>This can only end in blood, tears and disappointment.
>Probably all of those will come from you.
>Purple Smart still tried talking sense into enraged Princess of the Night.
>"Luna, I know that you're not exactly yourself right now. Please calm down and let us talk in peac-"
>Three things happened at once.
>Suddenly Twilight was thrown backwards into the air, being hit square in the chest, by Luna's spell.
>Mentioned dark blue alicorn sprung into action, closing the distance between you, with the speed of a bullet.
>You, no longer bathed in magic, turned your head in Twilight's direction.
>You managed to saw, how she violently bounced off the library wall, which was behind you.
>The force of the impact was strong enough, to shatter nearby windows into countless, tiny pieces of broken glass.
>Before Twilight even connected with the ground beneath her, Luna was already there.
>She punched her hard in the snout, launching her back at the wall.
>When the Princess of Friendship head hit the hard surface, stone blocks cracked loudly from the sudden abuse.
>Besotted, purple alicorn tried to say something.
>"LU-"
>Her teeth connected with each other forcibly!
>She didn't get to utter even one word, because Luna hit her with an uppercut, almost breaks her damned jaw!
>You could tell, because you felt a fucking shockwave caused by this blow!
>Twilight sprayed the wall behind her with saliva and collapsed on the library floor.
>Man, she could have kicked Tirek's ass in a magical duel, but in "hoof to hoof combat" with an enraged warrior-like princess, she had no chances!
>Speaking of an enraged warrior-like princess, before Purple Smart could lift herself from the ground, she firmly grabbed one of her front hooves.
>She twisted it painfully, eliciting a groan from Twilight and pressing her body to the ground.
>"Thou will not meddle into our affairs with Anonymous, Twilight Sparkle! DOST THOU UNDERSTAND!"
>Princess of Friendship closed her eyes and shouted.
>"NO!"
>Luna had no time to react to this short statement.
>Her head was grabbed by some seriously strange tentacle, made entirely out of magic.
>Seeing Twilight's glowing horn, you knew exactly where it came from.
>Luna quickly let go of her hoof, when she was lifted in the air, by this weird magic tendril.
>She was trying to free herself from it, punching it with her armored hooves and wriggling viciously in its grasp.
>It looked like the tentacle didn't like it at all, because it smashed her hard on the ground a couple of times.
>Howlie fuk!
>If she wasn't some crazy durable alicorn princess, she probably would be a mince meat right now!
>Princess of the Night started charging her horn, but before she could cast any magic, she was thrown across the library, with an immense force.
>She crashed into one of many bookcases, toppling it in the shower of flying book pages.
>Dispersing the magic tendril, Twilight stand up.
>She approached you quickly.
>There was a a thin trickle of blood running from her nose.
>You extended your hand to her, touching her cheek.
"Holy shit Twi, are you alright!?"
>She smiled weakly.
>"Don't worry Anon, I'm tougher than I look, I-"
>She was rudely interrupted.
>"WE WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!"
>Luna was already hovering over the toppled bookcase.
>There was your/her guards at her side, trying to calm her down.
>"Your Highness, there's no need to fight with Princess Twilight. This is just a big misunderstanding!"
>Maybe Sargent Eventide knew which buttons to press most of the time, but not this one.
>"NO! This is our affair, thou will stand aside! I command thee!"
>Reluctantly, they returned on the ground.
>At least they tried.
>In a blink of an eye, Moonbutt teleported in front of you.
>This time Twilight was prepared.
>Both of them started to charge their horns at the same moment.
>Without thinking you stood between them.
>You were fucking pissed and it was about time to act, instead of just watching with your jaw on the floor.
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
>Luna wasn't happy with your decision.
>"We won't yield until We teach her a-"
*SLAP!*
>You backhanded the shit out of the unruly dark blue alicorn, like some pimp deity!
>Your nervousness made you do it harder than you really intended.
>Fuck, your hand hurt nao!
>Luna was looking at you, her eyes wide as saucers.
>She looked like she was going to say something, but you were quicker.  
"NO! SHUT UP! I won't listen to anything you want to say now! You know why?! You're a fucking liar Moonbutt!"
>Her head jerked as if you hit her one more time.
>Her ears laid flat on her head and there was a hint of disbelief in her eyes.
"You said that you will fucking trust me! That you will try to stay fucking calm and composed! What was the first thing you did, when you saw me and Twilight?! You attacked her verbally and a moment after, physically!"
>Luna spoke through her clenched teeth.
>"S-She is planning to take you away from Us."
>You pointed a finger at Twilight who was watching this whole "conversation" from behind you.
"No she's not! She's just preparing to protect and help her friend, if the need arise. That's what friends do!"
>Moonbutt eyes darted between you and Twilight.
>"WHY!? Why would she seen fit to prepare to protect you from US!?
>You bowed down to her level.
>You were almost face to muzzle with her now.
"Because she saw how dangerously possessive you can be. Because she probably guessed why I was constantly sleepy and just what was happening in my dreams. Who's fault was it."    
>You leaned even closer.
"I'm not a fucking thing you own Luna. I'm truly disgusted with-"
>Twilight put her hoof on your shoulder.
>"I-I think she had enough Anon. W-We should leave."
>Yeah, she was right, you should calm down.
>You saw there were tears forming in Luna's eyes.
>You almost made a fucking warrior-like princess of candyland cry.
>...
>What, bitch deserved it!
>You straightened up.
>Luna sat on the floor, head hung low.
>She was mumbling something to herself quietly.
>You thought you heard she called herself an imbecile and mentally unstable whoarse.
>Twilight wrapped her wing around your waist.
>She looked nervous and conflicted.
>"I-I will teleport us, to my castle in Ponyville. Hold on tight Anon."
>Her horn started glowing.
>Luna didn't stop her whispering and she started to tremble.
>"They were right, all of them. We're nothing but a monstrosity, W-We deserve to be alone."
>Your heart skip a beat.
>Did you heard that right?!
>You unceremoniously grabbed Twilight horn, canceling her teleportation spell.
"Sorry, could you wait a moment."
>She just nodded her head.
>Eh, fuck you and your fucking empathy.
"Luna, listen um... me and you, we must um... rest a little from each other. Privately sort things out in our heads, after... you know, what happened. After you really calm down and rest, I.. I think you can come see me and we'll talk then. Alright?"
>You felt like a beta fucker, giving her hope and all.
>Actually, you didn't know if it was a true hope or a false one.
>Like you said, you need to sort things out in your own fucking head.
>Not looking at you, Luna slowly nodded her own, agreeing with you.
>Though, you weren't 100% sure.
>At least she stopped trembling.
"Alright Twi, we can go now."
>Everything vanished in a bright flash.
>After a few seconds of blindness, you found yourself in Twilight's castle.
>Strange, you always thought that your first teleportation would be a little more... messy.
>"Hey, hey Anon, this is your stomach speaking and you know what?!"
"W-What?"
>"Fuck you!"
*BURP!*
>Hey its those steaks you ate, they're back!
>On Twilight's fucking carpet!
>Your head started spinning and you suddenly knew, how Trixie was feeling a couple of hours before.
>You would felt sorry for her if not for the fact, that you were falling on the ground.
>Right before you would reunite with the meat you had for dinner, face first, you were caught mid air by Twilight's magic.
>She gently laid you on her bed.
>Just now you realised, you were in her room.
>You looked around.
>Royal swag, royal swag everywhere.
>Yeah, you were right, it's her room.
>Shame you just barfed on her floor.
>"Don't worry about it Anon, it can happen to anypony."
>Twilight was busy using her magic, evaporating what was left from your dinner on her carpet.
"Y-yeah, sorry about it Twi."
>She levitated a glass of some strange liquid to you.
>"Here, drink it. You'll feel better and the foul taste in your mouth will be gone."
>You did just that.
>It tasted like some kind of mouthwash.
"Thanks, it was like brushing my teeth and drinking a healing potion in one. A very strange combination, if you ask me."
>She giggled.
>"Yeah, you could say that, but its the best cure for teleportation sickness, ponykind ever came up with."
>So, what now.
>You stand up from the bed and approached her.
"Hey, are you, you know, really allright after this fight with Luna?"
>The smile on her snout was gone.
>Instead of you, she was looking on the ground.
>"Physically - yes. Though it didn't look like it, Luna was actually restraining herself there. I assure you, it could have been a lot worse."
"Like, 'whole palace and half of the Canterlot in shambles' worse?"
>"M-Maybe. I can't really say. The only real fight I was in, as an alicorn princess, was the one with Tirek. However, back there, I had the power of three other princesses."
>So, perhaps only half of the palace would lay in ashes at the moment...
>Doesn't matter.
>You kneel beside Twilight, who was still looking pained.
"You said you're not hurt phisically, but what about mentally?"
>She hung her head low.
>"That's the problem Anon. I... I don't know if I did good, by taking you away from Luna. I-I never saw her like that before, even at her first Nightmare Night when she thought that everypony hates her."
>You carefully placed both of your hands on her cheeks and delicately turned her head, to look her in the eyes.
"Twi, you did good. You acted like a true friend would and maybe even more than that."
>You slowly brought your face near her muzzle.
>This is it.
>This is your chance to show her that you know how she feels about you and that you reciprocate this feeling.
>She started breathing hard.
>"M-More than a-a friend? W-what are you saing Anon?"
>You smiled.
"You don't need to hide it anymore Twilight. I know how you feel about me."
>Her head started to wiggle in your hands.
>Huh?
>Something's not right.
>Maybe she's just nervous.
>You leaned in to finally kiss her and show her, that there's nothing to worry about.
>Suddenly, she used her magic to threw you back on her bed.
>Kinky!
>"N-NO! You're wrong!"
>Wut?
"Wut?"
>You quickly stand up and look at her.
>She was breathing quickly and was looking seriously disturbed.
>"I'm sorry Anon, but I don't feel that way about you. I helped you, because you're my good friend and that's all. I-I... I already got a special somepony. He's one of the guards from Canterlot. I think you never actually met each other."
>You felt like your heart just stopped.
>You were just handed a whole life membership in da friend zone!
>From the Princess of Friendship herself, no less!
"H-How can this be, the signals where all there?! You were even blushing at my corny pick-up lines!"
>She sighed nervously.
>"E-Every mare likes the attention from time to time, but it doesn't mean she is flirting with somepony if she blushes."
>You couldn't belive what you just heard.
>"Anon, please forgive me for giving you false signals. I never suspected, I was doing something like that in the first place. I'm truly sorry!"
>If words could kill.
"I... I think I need some fresh air right now."
>Slowly, like a fucking robot in an electric coma, you headed to exit the room.
>Twilight started to trot behind you.
>She had a guilty look on her muzzle.
>You stopped and turned around.
"Right now I'd like to be left alone princess Twilight Sparkle."
>Man, that was cold blooded, but you got no fucks to give.
>Purple Smart stopped dead in her tracks.
>She was probably shocked.
>You didn't know for sure though, because you were already running out of her castle.
>Why does it have to hurt so badly, she's just a fucking, talking, magic, candy ass p0ne?!
>Also, your faggotry is legendary!
>How could you be so stupid to believe she could have any romantic feelings for you?!
>One crazy alicorn princess lost her marbles at your sight and you thought you could have them all?!
>What-a-pleb.com
>You don't even know who to be more angry at.
>Yourself, or Purple Not So Smart.