>You are a purple unicorn, protégé to the greatest ruler ever. >Today you are going to surprise her by giving your report in person. >You approach her chambers. >The guards know better than to impede the personal apprentice of their ruler. >As you get closer you notice less and less security. >You might have to talk to the captain of the guard over this. >As you get to the outside of her chamber doors you hear shouting from inside. >”You are a tyrant and we WILL over throw you!” >You burst in, there is a small congregation at your mentor’s thrown. >She is nonchalantly eating bananas. >She looks down at the throng of disgruntled ponies, “Oh I’m sorry, were you saying something?” >”We are tired of living under your rule! Ponies disappear! You raise taxes on a whim!” >The princess looks indignant, “I do not raise taxes on a whim!” >”The last tax you passed was titled the ‘My Castle Needs to be Redesigned So Fuck You!’ tax!” >She looks around, “You have to admit these curtains are rather nice.” >One of the dissidents looks up, “Well, they do really compliment the room.” >The leader ignores the compliment, “You can’t stop freedom princess! We are tired of taxes and tyrannical rule!” >The princess looks up and sees you, “Oh Twilight! Nice to see you here, let me wrap this up real quick.” >The small crowd grumbles at the princess. >”You ponies lack happiness and love in your lives… Let me fix that!” >She grins and lowers her horn shooting a beam at the crowd. >They are engulfed in light and start screaming. >”Ahhhhhh! AHHHHHH! WahhhhHHHH! WAHHHHHH!!” >All the desidents changes, they became much smaller, their eyes got wider and their fur became fluff. >”Whewe fwuffy? Oooh pwetty ponee! New fwen?” >The princess turned all the protestors into fluffy ponies. >The new fluffy ponies start to jump and giggle at the princess’s feet trying to get her to play with them. >She looks at you, “How can I help my favorite student today?” >You stare at what just happened in shock. >”Princess Celestia, what did you just do?” >”Oh come on dear, it was a simple transmorphation spell. You were taught those were you not?” >The celestial ruler looks down at the playing fluffies. >”Are you ready to play a game?” >They all look up at the princess and starts jumping with joy, “Yay! Fwuffy pway game!” >She smiles warmly at them, “It’s called don’t die or get eaten!” >”Fwuffy no wike dat game…” before it can finish the princess shoots a beam and all the fluffies pop out of existence. >”Oh they are just going to LOVE the Everfree Forest. But then again they will love everything now! Hee hee.” >”Princess? Are you the one responsible for the recent fluffy outbreak?” >She giggles, “Oh Twilight, you were always the smart one.” >”But princess, those things are running everywhere ruining Equestria.” >”Oh trust me, Equestria will survive. Trust me dear student, I’ve been around a long time.” >You don’t know what to think, you have just learned that your mentor is actively causing destruction to her kingdom. >She looks down at you, “Oh come on dear, I make my Pegasus guards wear gold armor. Did you rally think I was nice?” >You lower your head. >”Oh dear… it seems my start pupil is now doubting me. Could it be that you are thinking of challenging me?” >You take a step back and start figiting, “No princess! I would never-“ >”Oh don’t worry. I would never hurt you. I put too much time grooming you for high office.” >”But still the general public can never learn of this.” >She gets a serious look on her face and she stares at you. >”As it is right now the only ones who know are me, you-“ >Her horn glows opening a curtain revealing an earth pony guard, “and a nosey guard!” >Fear crosses the exposed guard’s face, he runs and hides behind you. >”We need to flee Ms Sparkle! We’ll get your brother! We can save Equestria!” >The sun princess sits back her hair flowing majestically to her side. >”I taught you to make the right decisions, I will respect any decision you make.” >You look between the cowering guard and your mentor. >Finally you say, “I am sorry…” >You turn and shoot the guard with a beam. >He screams in agony as his body changes, shrinking and growing fluff. >The new cuddly creature looks up, “Whewe fwuffy? Why all medal stuff awound?” >the princess walks over and levitates the animal. >”Tee hee hee! Tickle fwuffy!” a huge smile crossing its face. >The princess inspects him, “Flawless, I would expect no less from my prized pupil.” >A smile crosses your face at the compliment, “Thank you my princess.” >She put the fluffy down, he runs to your side and hugs your leg. >“Hey, I know what can cheer us up! Let’s torture some prisoners!” The solar empress claps at her own idea. >”Torter? Dat game fo fwuffy?” >”Oh yes, we’ll let you push the ow ow ow button! You’ll love it! I know I do.” >”Yay fwuffy pway owwie game!” >The princess walks off followed by you and your fluffy victim. >He is singing and dancing around you. >”No one will ever accuse me of being a bad student!” You think to yourself. “No one!”