>You are a big ass turtle, King of your domain
>Today you plan on taking care of a certain mustached asshole.
>He has already probably killed many of your minions on his way to you
>But today will be different
>Today you have a plan.
>You have your two large storage boxes right beside you
>You just have to wait for the faggot to show
>You don’t have to wait long
>You hear the bridge over your lava river fall, he must be close
>He bust through your door shouting “Its-a meee!”
>God how you hate hearing that
>”I’ve been waiting for you plumber! Today I am ready for you.”
>”You’va saida thata before-a.” He gets into a battle stance.
>You open one of the boxes and four fluffy ponies fall out.
>”Ouchies! It was dawk in der! Why fwuffy kept in dawk? Weee, fwuffy out side! Bawks not nice!”
>You look down at the complaining balls of fluff and say, “That guy has spaghetti.”
>”Sketies!?” they all seem to say in unison. “New fwen! He give us nummies!”
>They get beaming smiles on their faces and run toward the man with the red shirt
>”Ah ha! New monstersa? I’ma no scareda!” The man in the red shirt and over alls says as he jumps toward the fluffies.
>”Wha? I no munsta. I fwuffy….EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!” It screams as the man lands on its back.
>He tries to stomp on another fluffy nearby not noticing his feet go stuck in the fluff.
>The fluffy he landed on has an obvious broken back.
>It tries franticly to walk but only its front leg scrape at the floor trying to get away.
>”Weggies no werk! Wha weggies no werk!?” it screeches
>Other fluffy just yells, “ouchies ouchies ouchies! Yoo meanie man!”
>Other fluffies see this and freeze in terror and start shitting on themselves.
>The man throws two quick punches at the beast getting both his hands stuck in the fluff of the ponies.
>You look at the mustached faggot and laugh as he realizes he can’t move with the fluffy ponies stuck to him.
>He falls back snapping the neck of the paralyzed fluffy killing it.
>The other three start crying, ”Waaaaaah! Wa-Waaaaaahhh! All fwuffy want was sketties, mean man hewt me!”
>This your chance, you walk up to the downed plumber and pull out a spray bottle.
>You squirt several sprays all over your incapacitated opponent.
>His punches are ineffective because of the fluffies stuck on his hands.
>”Whata isa thata!?” He yells. “itsa smellsa awfula.”
>You run back to your other box and smile evily.
>”Pheromones!” You say as you open your other box.
>Several fluffies fall out spreading across the floor.
>They give out cries of “Ouchies!” “Yay we out of bawks!” “It wight out hewe.”
>They all stop and start sniffing the air. “Smewws pwetty…”
>The fluffies on the man’s hands started moving their feet furiously.
>”Mus gic spechul huggies!” They started saying
>The man looked up horrified as the stampede of fluffies closed in on him.
>”Giv fwen huggies”, “Smeww pwetty”, “Nice hooman, wan pway game!”
>All the fluffies eyes are sparling and they are beaming smiles at the man as they close in
>All the free fluffies start grabbing whatever part of the man they can and start humping furiously.
>Some even latch onto the incapacitated fluffies on the man’s arms and legs.
>”Wa! No pway, ouchies” they start crying.
>Soon the man is covered in fluffies so much none of his body is visible anymore.
>”Geta these thingsa offa me noaaaggghhhhhaaagghh!!!” He says and one of the fluffies around his head starts humping harder.
>You laugh heartily at the fluffy rape of your enemy.
>”How’s it feel going out covered in horse sperm asshole!” You say
>Time to end this.
>You breathe fire at the writhing pile of fluffy orgy covering the man.
>When the flames hit the fluff, it explodes in a burst of hell fury flame.
>You hear “WAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!” Over the screams of the fluffies.
>As the flames die down you walk up to the scene looking at the charred remains of the fluffies littering the area.
>You see the man, his skin melted off with nothing but muscle and bone showing.
>You see him try to move his mouth, you smile
>”Good thing you left the door open.” You kick him through the door into the lava.
>He’s finally dead and out of your scales.
>You turn around and start heading to your bedroom, you have a date with a princess.