>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are lying on your back smiling.
>You enjoy the warmth of the sun on your tummy fluff.
>Your main owchie friend is off to the side.
>He has tried to overthrow you twice.
>The last time you stabbed his knee and left him with boo boo juice coming from several wounds.
>He has since acknowledge you as strongest and has been by your side ever since.
>He says he had a human daddy once that forgot him at this park.
>He says that his daddy named him “Dammit” and yelled that at him all the time.
>He is an earth pony with blue grey fluffy and a dark blue mane and tail, his eyes are yellow.
>Your relaxing day is disturbed by two crying fluffies.
>”Wahhhh! Meanie fwuffy hewt fwuffy! Gif poopie owchies!”
>You roll on your feet and stand up, “Why fwuffy haf poopie owchies?”
>You look at the two crying fluffies.
>They are both covered in poop.
>They point to where the smarty who gave the sorry emfs is.
>”Meanie smawty doo dis! Fwuffy twy to get nummies and meanie fwuffy gif owchies. Wahhhh!”
>The other looks down, “Meanie smawty say we weak fwuffies and he take our nummies…”
>You run up and boop the fluffies on their noses.
>”Yoo bad fwuffies! Yoo bwing bad fwuffies to Deadmeat awea!”
>Dammit runs up and starts to buck the fluffies in their heads.
>”Yoo make fwuffy daddeh mad! Yoo bad fwuffies!”
>”Deadmeat nuu daddeh.” You look toward the hill that separates your two herds.
>”Deadmeat go wook  bad fwuffies.”
>You turn to Roseberry, “Yoo get fwuffies hewe! Fwuffies gif bad fwuffies owwies!”
>Roseberry nods, “Wosebewwy do wha munsta smawty wan!” She runs into the herd.
>”Deadmeat nuu munsta!” You yell after her.
>You huff and start to walk toward the hill.
>Dammit trots next to you, “Dammit make sure nuu bad happen fwuffy daddeh!”
>You ignore the daddy comment and move on.
>You get to the top of the hill and look down.
>The smarty is rallying his fluffies.
>You see he has a large herd.
>Meanwhile, Roseberry gathers all the male fluffies and gets them in front of your bush.
>The female fluffies are off to the side cheering that they have the bestest strongest fluffies.
>Roseberry gets caught up and starts talking up the male fluffies, “Yuu fwuffies am owchie fwens!”
>The males starts to jump and stomp, “Yay! Fwuffy am owchie fwen!
>”Yoo de bestest fwuffies! Yoo gif owchies fo munsta smawty!”
>”Fwuffy gif biggest owchies!”, “Fwuffy am gud fwuffy”, “Gif owchies!” Some are puffing their cheeks getting caught up in the moment.
>”Yoo show dem bad fwuffies!” Roseberry is starting to get rabid, her eyes are widening as her battle excitement grows.
>The other females are yelling and getting excited as well. “Gif bad fwuffies owchies! Biggest owchies!”
>Roseberry starts to jump up and down, “Yoo bwafe fwuffies! Yoo nuu afwaid of getting owchies!”
>”….” All the male fluffies freeze.
>”Yoo go haf boo boo juice! Show bad fwuffy you bestest fwuffies!”
>A couple of the males start to shake, “Boo boo juice?”
>”Dey gif yoo sowwy poopies, yoo no cawe!”
>A couple of fluffies in the back start to whimper, “Fwuffy no wan sowwy poopies….”
>”Yoo nuu scawed get yoo bottom nipped or nose booped!”
>The cheering females are now rabid as well, “Go get nose booped fo hewd!”
>Some of the males start to cry and hug each other, “Fwuffy scawed!”
>”Yoo take nippy to nose and bottom!” Roseberry is yelling now at a fever pitch.
>A few more fluffies start to hug and one falls down and covers his eyes shivering.
>”Fwuffies wemember gweat owchies! Go get biggest owchies fo hewd!” Roseberry ends pointing to the enemy territory.
>One of the males takes off crying in the other direction, “Nuu hewt fwuffy!”
>You and Dammit come running back, “Dey come wif wot fwuffy! Fwuffies-“
>You are cut off by a group of female fluffies looking and pointing to the enemy hill, “Go get biggest owchies!”, they yell over and over.
>They are excited and jumping while yelling this over and over.
>You ignore the shouts, “Fwuffies get behin Deadmeat!”
>You walk between your herd and the hill with determination on your face.
>You plan on keep what you made.
>You stomp a few times and puff your cheeks.
>Then slowly a wave of fluffies come troddling over the top.
>There happy faces glowing, ”Yay! Fwuffies get nummies and speshul huggies!”, “Fwuffy fowwow smawty!”
>You shout at the oncoming herd, “Go way! Dis Deadmeat pwace!”
>The front fluffies look down and see you, “Nuuu! Munsta fwuffy hewe!”, “Wahhh! Nuu hewt fwuffy!”, “Nuuuu! Dey meanie fwuffy hewe!”
>The front turns and tried to run back but are being pushed by the fluffies who don’t see what is waiting on them.
>It turns into an unorganized mess and fluffies start to roll down the hill to your fluffies.
>The females in your herd are in a fever pitch, “Go get biggest owchies!”, “Fwuffy wan see boo boo juice!”, “Yay! Owchie fwens go get owwies fo herd!”
>As the front line rolls into your territory the fluffies behind you shout, “Nuuuu! Dey come fo fwuffy!”, “Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu hewt fwuffy!”
>From behind you hear crying and fluffies run past you in terror.
>You turn and see your herd running randomly.
>Fluffies are crying and leaving streams of shit behind them.
>”NUU! BAD FWUFFIES! Go gif owchies!”
>Dammit runs ahead and starts to boop random fluffies who just fall down and cover their eyes crying.
>There have been many wars in history, and you are in the middle of the lamest battle to ever break out.
>You watch confused as your fluffies and the enemy fluffies run around taking blind swats at each other.
>You see on of your fluffies hugging one of the enemy fluffies, both shaking and crying.
>The smell of bad poopie is filling the air.
>You finally see the enemy smarty crest the hill.
>He is striding bravely and looks down.
>When he sees the scene he starts yelling.
>”Nuuu! Dum dum fwuffies! Gif owchies and sowwy emfs!”
>He starts to run down the hill.
>You start to push your way through the melee toward him.
>It is easy because when you get close to fluffies they see you and scream about the monster fluffy before fleeing.
>You cut off the enemy smarty, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>He stops when he sees you, “Yoo munsta fwuffy? Yoo bad fwuffy! Gif yoo sowwy emfs!”
>You puff your cheeks and make the end of your horn glow, you swear a sparkly just came off it.
>”Deadmeat nuu bad fwuffy! Yoo twy hewt Deameat herd!”
>It doesn’t hit you that you just claimed the herd.
>”Yoo send fwuffies to take smawty nummies! Yoo bad fwuffy!” He charges.
>You lower your horn and lunge back.
>He dodges and bites your bad ear.
>”Eeeeee!” The pain is great.
>You pull hard and he lets go of your ear.
>He charges and pokes your side with his horn.
>It feels like a spike goes through your chest.
>You turn and buck him in his jaw knocking him backwards.
>He lets out a cry as he lands on the ground.
>You run up and grab his tail and pull him hard.
>He flails about trying to get up but can’t get his footing.
>You stop and jump on him pounding his ribs.
>”Deadmeat nuu do anyting! Yoo bad fwuffy! Bad bad bad fwuffy!”
>He starts to cry and rolls out from under you.
>You hear dammit yelling, “Go gif dat fwuffy owchies!”
>You hear a voice you don’t recognize, “But dat fwuffy smawty… Owies! Why gif fwuffy boop?”
>You hear Dammit again, ”Yoo bad fwuffy go way!”
>You chase down the enemy smarty and nip his tail.
>”Owies! Weave wone munsta fwuffy!” He continues to run.
>You run beside him and ram him knocking him down.
>He rolls a bit while you close in.
>You start to stomp his legs as he yells in pain, “EeeeEEeeEEE! EEEEEEEE! Smawty weggies! EEeEEEE!!”
>Dammit runs up and gets behind the enemy smarty and starts to buck his back.
>You then start to nip his nose and ears as he lays crying.
>Finally he starts to beg, “Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy weave, pwease wet fwuffy go! Wahhhh!”
>You give a satisfied snort and turn around and raise your tail.
>You give the bad fluffy sorry poopies as he wails pitifully.
>Dammit keeps kicking the beaten fluffy.
>You turn to the throng of running and crying fluffies, “FWUFFIES STOP!”
>All the fluffies freeze and look at you.
>”If dis yoo smawty, GO WAY!” You point back to where the enemy herd came from.
>Fluffies by the dozen start to run back over the hill leaving trails of poop and pee behind them.
>”Fwuffy sowwy!”, “Pwease no hewt fwuffy!”, “WAhhhhh!!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “Fwuffy go way, nuu hewt!”
>Dammit has intensified his attack on the helpless smarty.
>He has bit the smarty’s ear and is tugging at it.
>You look at Dammit, “Weave fwuffy wone, wet fwuffy go.”
>He ignores you and keeps tugging at the crying fluffy.
>”Deadmeat say wet fwuffy go!”
>He still ignores you.
>You run and push dammit, “Deadmeat say weave fwuffy wone!”
>Dammit is still in battle lust, he jumps up and charges you trying to bite your nose.
>You boop his nose and push him down.
>He rears his head nipping as you approach.
>You stomp down on the side of his nose forcing it into the dirt, boo boo leaks from the inside of one of his cheeks.
>”Owies! Owies! Owies! Owies!” he starts to yell over and over as he kicks randomly in pain.
>You stomp his nose one more time for good measure.
>You turn back to the beaten smarty, “Go way!”
>The fluffy starts to shuffle away on its belly, “Wahhh! Fwuffy wan nuu mo hewties…. Wahhhh!”
>Roseberry comes running up and hugs the downed smarty, “Huggies make fwuffy feew betteh.”
>You look sternly at Roseberry, “Dat bad fwuffy! Nuu gif huggies!”
>You raise your hoof to threaten a boop and she shrinks away, “Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu hewt fwuffy munsta smawty!”
>You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>You ignore the beaten smarty as he crawls on his belly back to his area.
>Dammit staggers beside you, “Onwy daddeh gif dat owies daddeh fwuffy!”
>He lies in front of you exposing his belly and wagging his tail, “Fwuffy sowwy, nuu make daddeh fwuffy mad no mo.”
>You ignore the daddy comment and look at your ruined area.
>The grass is trampled, poopies are everywhere, some of the females are still ranting, “Fwuffies! Owies! Bad fwuffies!Boo boo juice! Fwuffy wan speshul huggie noa!”
>One female is dragging a crying male under a bush.
>Some fluffies are still hugging and crying, you have lost some of your herd from them running off and others died from fright.
>”Bwing Deadmeat de fwuffies who brought bad fwufiies!”
>You walk back to your bush.