>You are a maroon unicorn with a light green mane.
>It is outside time again.
>You have learned the schedule of the house.
>You are trying to find a break in the fence again but with no luck.
>Right now you are trying to figure out a mystery.
>You hear scratching on the other side of the fence.
>”Wha der!?”
>The scratching stops then continues.
>You buck the fence, “Go way!”
>The scratching keeps up.
>You sniff but all you smell is the fence.
>”Yey fwen! Come pway! Pway wif Andwew!”
>The orange unicorn with the silver mane with gray stripe comes up from behind you and is jumping excitedly.
>You leave your mystery and go with your friend.
>The two of you truddle toward the balls giggling.
>”Awexanda nuu wike dis baww! Get nudder baww fo Awexanda!”
>”Pwincess Pwincess get wots baww for Awexanda. Why nuu wike baww?”
>”Get mo baww fo Awexanda!”
>You see Princess princess start to stomp in frustration, “Yoo nu get nuu mo baww! Smawty say so!”
>Three fluffies quckly truddle in front of you and Andrew, “Yoo go Awexanda!”
>You stare at the two fluffies, “Yoo in Deadmeat way.”
>”Otay, Andwew go.”
>The fluffies point behind you, “Go dat way!”
>You start to puff out but Andrew is behind you yelling, “Come fwen! We pway wif dese fwuffies!”
>You turn and follow Andrew to where Alexander and Princess Princess are.
>”Bad fwuffy nuu get efewy baww!”
>Alexander looks at you, “Poopie smewwing fwuffy get Awexandeh baww! Noa!”
>You look at the light blue unicorn fluffy with a red mane, “Nu. Come fwen! We pway!”
>You start to turn to go away when Alexander swats at you.
>”Awexandeh gif owies!”
>You turn and start to puff your cheeks, “Nuu twy gif Deadmeat owies…”
>Princess Princess starts to stomp, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo get nuu bawws! Smawty say so!”
>Alexander looks at Princess princess, “Awexandeh be smawty! Yoo dum dum smawty!”
>”Mommeh say Pwincess pwincess smawty! Yoo dum dum fwuffy!”
>”Poopie stinky bad fwuffy! Get awexandeh ba-“
>You turn and buck the stupid unicorn in his face sending him flying back.
>You look at him in anger, “Yoo weave Deadmeat wone or bigger owchies!”
>The fluffies that were standing next to him look at you then take off running in random directions, “Ahhh! Stinky munsta fwuffy get fwuffy!”
>Andrew and Princess Princess look at in in surprise then line up next to you.
>Andrew gets up with boo boo juice leaking from his nose.
>He starts to wave his legs furiously and breaks out crying, “Wahhhhhh! Awexandeh be smawty! Yoo do wha Awexandeh say!”
>”Bwahhhhhh! Awexandeh have boo boo! Huuu huuu huuuuuu!”
>The stinky water monster walks over and picks up the crying unicorn.
>”Oh did my poor baby bump his nose? What happened?” The woman says soothingly.
>”Awexandeh wan be smawty! Make Awexanda smawty mommeh!” Tears stream down his face.
>”I’m sorry sweety but mommy wants Princess Princess to be smarty.”
>Alexander’s face freezes as if he had just had the ultimate betrayal.
>His legs go limp as he starts to wail, “Wahhhhhhhhh!!! Wa wa wahhhhh!!!”
>She hugs him close, “There there baby… it’s alright, mommy still loves you.”
>”But as long as Princess Princess is around she will be smarty.”
>He buries his head into her shoulder bawling as she pats him on the back.
>You trot off to the balls.
>The light brown alicorn gets next to you, “Why yoo gif fwuffy owwies?”
>”He meanie fwuffy make Deadmeat mad.”
>”Yoo no gif owies! Dat am bad!”
>You trot on, “Yoo smawty, yoo nee gif owies or fwuffies tink yoo no stwong.”
>Andrew leaps about, “Nu! Nee pway and haf fun!”
>”Mommeh make sowwies! Pwincess Pwincess onwy take toy away!”
>You are about to reply when you hear a crunch.
>Your head whips around  to the source.
>It is the meanie monster.
>You truddle over quickly as he drops the husk of a shell.
>You stare up at him as he eats the insides.
>”How munsta do dat!” you demand.
>He laughs at you and throws a nut at your face.
>You dodge and give him a raspberry.
>You trot over to the nut and step on it on the ground.
>You give an owie when your hoofie hurts.
>”You dumb shits, you have to put it on a hard surface to break it.
>You are about to demand to know what he means when the stinky water monster gives a yell.
>”Since we have a sad fluffy here in Alexander we are having surprise spaghetti tonight!”
>There is a screech of happiness from all the fluffies as they stampede to the door.
>The meanie monster gets up and over sees all the fluffies scrambling to get through the door.
>After a few minutes they are all in and the meanie monster gives a quick look around.
>”If anyone is still out here they will miss out on spaghetti!”
>Hearing nothing he walks into the house and closes the door.
>After a few minutes you poke your head out from your hidey hole.
>It feels good to be outside.
>This is much better than whatever this spaghetti is.
>You munch on some leaves then pull some down and nose up a little nest.
>You see some strange two legged monsters walking around the house with sticks.
>You go to the back of your bush and lay in your nest to go to sleep.
>You wonder about the scratching and why it has stopped.
>You have to figure out what a hard surface is.