>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >And you are going to have play time with another smarty. >You have Pookie and Bruce with you as well as a few owchie friends. >Haze is dancing about and jumping around you. >You are walking along with your throng around you. >”We haf wots pway wif uddeh hewd! Hase am happy fwuffy!” >Bruce looks at Haze, “Yoo nuu be bad fwuffy! Yoo stay way fwom gud fwuffies!” >Haze turns and look at Bruce and gives him a raspberry. >Bruce starts to stomp and puff his cheeks. >You stop and stomp, “Nuu gif hewd ow-….” >You stop what you are saying as you look at a nearby tree. >You start to walk toward it while Bruce and Haze yell at each other. >Pookie walk next to you glancing back, “Dum dum fwuffies. Fwuffies wisten wha smawty am say.” >Bruce and Haze stomp and puff cheeks at each other between Haze’s giggles. >”Pwease smawty! Say Hase can gif meanie fwuffy owies!” >Bruce gives Haze another raspberry, “Smawty! Make bad fwuffy go way!” >You get to the bottom of the tree and look up at what is dangling there. >Pookie walks next to you and sits down looking up at what you see. >”Hase nuu am bad! Smawty! Wet Hase gif owies!” >”Bwuce nuu wike bad fwuffy! Nuu wan pway bad fwuffy! Smawty! Ma’ bad fwuffy gow way! Wet bwuce gif sowwies!” >They both turn and see you aren’t paying attention to them. >They glance between each other and you and soon decide that you are not going to be taking any side anytime soon. >They snort at each other and walk behind you. >Bruce looks at you, “Wha smawty wook at?” >”Deadmeat see smawty Deameat wun fwom hidey hole…” >The fluffies look up and see what is in the tree. >The three herd members are hung from the branches. >Twine is wrapped around their necks and they all dangle with angulated necks. >The smarty is different. >His chest is cut open and vacant. >His top hooves are nailed to the tree with large carpenter nails. >His pee pee place is cut off and trails of dried boo boo juice and poopies are under him. >His face is tear stained and his horn is broken off. >The top of his head crushed in. >Bruce says, “Why fwuffy up dere?” >”Tee hee hee! Dat fwuffy dat Hase nuu haf gif owies to!” >You think of how you offered to play with this smarty. >Somehow he chose this over playing with you. >You finally turn away from the site and start to walk to your play date. >”Why fwuffy nuu wan pway wif Deadmeat?” You mutter to yourself. >”Pway!? Hase wub pway! Tee hee hee!” >He trots up to Bruce who doesn’t even look at him. >Bruce simply says, “Nuu!” >Haze face drops at the rejection. >You start to walk away as Pookie falls next to you. >”Pookie am wif smawty. Am gud fwuffy fo smawty!” >He turns and sticks his tongue out at Haze and Bruce. >Haze trots up next to you giggling, “Hase am pway wif smawty den!” >You keep walking, “Nuu pway noa… nee haf numies wif nyu hewd. Deadmeat see if  fwen hewd.” >Haze giggles, “Otay, pway wif nyu fwens den! Tee hee hee!” >Bruce sniffs, “Why nuu gif owies… take dey female fwuffy fo speshul fwens?” >You keep walking, “Nuu nuf nummies fo hewd. Nuu nee mo fwuffies.” >You keep talking as you see the hidey holes of the other hewd . >”We gif owies, dey gif owies too. Wose fwens. Jus haf nummies and pway. Make fwen hewd fwen hewd.” >You hear the sounds of giggling and play as you get closer. >”Tee hee hee! Yoo nuu get fwuffy!”, “Wun awound! Wun awound!”, “Wan huugies?”, “Yay!” >You stride into their herd area with Pookie on your right and Bruce on your left. >The owchie friends are lined up behind you with Haze dancing behind them. >All the playing fluffies freeze and look at you. >”AHHH! Munsta fwuffy!”, “Bad fwuffies hewe gif owies!”, “Saf fwuffy!” >They panic and start to run around in a panic. >You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!” >The orange smarty comes running out with four large fluffies behind him and starts to boop and berate the fluffies. >”Yoo am bad fwuffies! Smawty wan dese fwuffies hewe! Nuu be bad fwuffies!” >Bruce is stomping and looking around, “Dey be meanie fwuffies! Gif owies!?” >You watch as the smarty calms the herd. >”Nuu… we haf nummies den go…” >After the smarty calms his herd he truddles up to you. >”Yay! Stwange smawty come wif fwuffies! Haf nummies and funsies.” >He smiles as he looks you and your friends over. >He looks over his herd, “Yoo hewd haf big fwuffies.” >He smiles as he looks back at his herd, “Smawty am haf big fwuffy too! Wots fwufy in hewd!” >Bruce looks over the smarty’s herd, “Bwuse smawty hewd am mo big.” >The smarty drops his hoof and glances back at you and your fluffies. >”Deadmeat nuu cawe who hewd am big. Deadmeat hewe fo nummies and pway.” >You say as you step into the smarty’s area. >Your fluffies follow you. >Several large fluffies start to follow Haze. >You walk to an area with grass and various vegitables piled up. >”Dese are fwen nummies.” >Bruce and Pookie waddle to the pile and start to noisily bite the food laid out. >You look past the pile and see a hamburger laying off to the side. >A smile crosses your face, “Deadmeat haf gud nummie!” >You trot over to the hamburger and start to chomp on it. >The orange smarty and his large fluffies stare at you puzzled. >”Fwuffy daddeh say dat am made fwom fwuffy…” >You don’t hear them as you woof down the burger in hunger. >You turn and walk toward the smarty as the fluffies behind him start to step back. >”Pway noa?” >The smarty looks at you nervously, “Smawty nee do something… haf mo nummies!” >He points at the pile the rest of your fluffies are eating from. >You trot over and start to nibble at some of the nummies. >The orang smarty looks out over his area and shouts, “Bwing ou’ bad fwuffy!” >Four large earth fluffies start to push out a lone unicorn fluffy. >They bat his ears and nip his tail to get him in front of the smarty. >The unicorn looks up at the smarty, “Pwease smawty.. nu am bad fwuffy… pwease nuu sowwies…” >The smarty sneers at the fluffy, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Yoo wan be smawty!” >”Nuuuu! Nuu wan be smawty! Pwease nuu sowwies!” >The orange smarty points at the fluffy, “Gif dat fwuffy owwies! Nuu smawty but smawty!” >The fluffy lets out a wail of despair as the large fluffies start to stomp on him. >”Waahhhhhhh! Owies! Owies! Owies! Fwuffy nuuu… owies! Nuu wan…EEEEEEEEE!!! OWIE!” >The earth fluffies stomp mercilessly on the fluffy. >The orange smarty looks at you, “Haf gif bad fwuffy sowwies! Him twy be biggeh smawty!” >The smarty raises his hoof in an air of superiority, “Dis wha happen to fwuffy go against smawty!” >You and the fluffies with you glance up at the fluffy being beaten. >You sniff, “Nuu cawe abou’ bad fwuffy, wan pway.” >You start to nibble at the nummies again. >Bruce shrugs and take another bite from the food pile. >Pookie gets a smile on his face and watches, “Dum dum fwuffy nuu nee be smawty!” >Haze trots to where the fluffy is being beaten and lays on his belly looking into the teary eyes of the fluffy. >”Wan Hase gif owies? Hase am be fast…” >All the earth fluffies stop for a second and look at the light blue earth fluffy with yellow mane and dark blue eyes. >The other owchie friends you brought are watching and shaking fearfully. >The orange smarty looks at Haze, “Yoo gif betteh owchies?” >You think this is great! >You can show this new herd how good a friend you can be! >You glance up, “Gif owchies fo nyu fwens.” >Haze sits and claps, “Yay! Gif owies fo smawty!” >He steps over the downed fluffy making the other fluffies back up. >The hurt unicorn looks upo smiling, “Tank yoo… yoo saf-“ >Haze slams his hoof down on the fluffies head. >The fluffy lets out a scream as his horn snaps off. >Haze bends down and bites the fluffy’s neck and drags him up. >Haze hits the fluffy and bites his back throwing him in the air. >The fluffy lets out a continuous scream as he flies over Haze pouring boo boo juice from where his horn used to be. >He lands on the ground on his back as Haze jumps on his chest. >Haze bends down and bites the fluffy’s neck and twists his head. >The fluffy quickly stops making any noise and starts to twitch. >Haze raises up and stomps down on the fluffy’s head making soft crunches. >Boo boo juice sprays from the doomed fluffy’s ears and nose and it quickly stops moving. >Haze claps and giggles again, “Twoat cwunshies! Tee hee hee! Gif gud owies fo smawty!” >Haze stands up with boo boo juice covering his front hooves and staining his mane and face. >He smiles stupidly as he trots to one of the fluffies that was beating the unicorn. >He puts his face just in front of the other fluffy. >He smiles warmly as he asks, “Wan pway wif Hase noa?” >The fluffy starts to shake. >All he can muster is to mutter, “…. Yoo am munsta…” >You stand up and stomp, “Deadmeat nuu am munsta!” >All the other herd fluffies jump as well as your owchie friends. >The orange smarty slowly lowers his hoof glancing over you and your herdmates. >Pookie wonders next to the orange smarty, “Yoo nuu gif sowwy poopies bad fwuffy?” >The orange smarty’s face seems to drop. >He quicky puffs up, “Smawy gif sowwy poopies! Aww bad fwuffy get sowwy poopies!” >He trots over to the dead fluffy and raises his tail pooping on the fluffy’s dead body. >You take one more bite and step away from the food, “Am pway time noa! Fwuffie am haf funsies!” >You start to jump around as Bruce and Pookie also start to run about giggling. >The orange smarty watches you and your herd mates run about. >He walks up to your side and jumps at you. >He hits your side giving a cute “umph” before bouncing off. >You giggle, “Deadmeat am now tackle nu fwen!” >You wiggle your butt as the orange smarty staggers to his feet. >He glances at you and you leap tackling him. >”Weeeeee!”, you happily yell while he gets a terrified look on his face. >The orange smarty lets out a surprised yell as you tackle him. >His herd steps back as you roll by with him. >After coming to stop you hop up leaving the orange smarty on his back. >You notice a bunch of his fluffies giggling and running in a circle. >You walk away from the orange smarty who is muttering small owies. >You see that the fluffies are running around a small orange marker flag that is stuck in the ground. >You ask one of the playing fluffies, “Wha dat?” >The fluffies keep running around the marker flag. >One looks at you, “Nice hoomin put dis hewe! Daddeh come and take gud fwuffy to home!” >You look at the fluffy confused, “Why yoo daddeh nuu awaedy hewe?” >”Tee hee hee! Yoo siwwy!” >The fluffy starts to jump around the marker flag again. >You run around the flag yourself a few times. >This is fun! >You look around and see Bruce sniffing flowers and Pookie off to the side watching the other fluffies. >Haze sits back with a stupid smile on his face. >He still has some red stains on him. >Your other owchie friends are running and playing with other members of the other herd. >You walk back to the other smarty, “deadmeat am haf funsies! Hewds be gud fwen hewds!” >The smarty is shaking himself trying to get straight. >He looks at some of his large fluffies who were standing off to the side, “Get dat smawty!” >Hi sfluffies look at you and start to charge. >”Yay! Pway wun awound!” >You clap and turn away from his fluffies. >When they are almost on you, you take off. >You pay no attention to their babbles as you race around the herd area. >You feel invigorated as you feel the wind in your fluff. >You shoot between fluffies and around bushes. >You run between Bruce and four flufiies behind him making them all scatter. >You run up behind the fluffies that were behind you and pat them all on their rumps. >They jump and yell as you do it. >”Tee hee hee! Yoo am it!” >You take off again as they stumble and try to chase after you. >You keep running. >It feels good to stretch your legs. >You run around Pookie who is staring at you with his mouth open. >Haze tries to run beside you but you easily outrun him. >Haze turns and see some fluffies behind him. >”Hase pway wif yoo fwuffies!” >He starts to trollop at them. >They all yell and start to run opposite of Haze. >Haze giggles as he plays chase with the other herd. >After a bit all the other herd member who were running have tuckered out and lay on the ground huffing and wheezing. >You come to a halt and set back clapping, “Deadmeat haf funsies! Am gud fwen!” >You look over and see Pookie talking with the other smarty. >You trot over to him smiling. >”Deadmeat haf gud pway date wif new hewd fwen. You haf funsies too?” >Pookie lets out a yell, “Whaaaaa! Nuu feew Pookie wump!” >He truddles past with his tail tucked down. >Haze is stand behind where Pookie was, “Hee hee hee… Hase am smeww wots smewws! Nee smeww gud smeww.” >Yu shake your hoof angrily at Haze, “Yoo nuu smeww fwuffy! Nuu be bad fwuffy!” >You snort at your herd mate for being strange to your new friends. >You look at the other smarty who is staring at you with his mouth open and shaking. >He must be worn out from such a good play date. >You look around, “Deameat fwuffy come Deadmeat!” >Bruce walk over to you, “Bwoose am- Whaaaaaa!” *sniif* >”Tee hee hee!” >You shake your head at Haze and Bruce who start to argue. >After your fluffies gather you give your bestest good bye hugs. >The other smarty is so excited he just shakes while you hug him. >You walk out of the herd area. >You are a happy fluffy. >You know you made a good herd friend today. >You are so happy you don’t notice the fluffies following you.