>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >You are in your new home area at a city park. >It is an area away from where the two legged monsters roam so you feel safe. >You have found a nice area with tasty green grass to eat. >You are enjoying your new found nummies. >You feel something hot and wet splatter against your side. >You look at your side and see the loose wet shit covering your fluff. >”Wha! Why no smeww pwetty?” you look around and see a feral herd of about twenty fluffies. >The group had walked up behind you and one standing off to your side has his rear end pointing at you. >A majority of the group is puffing their cheeks out at you and the rest are giving you raspberries. >The one with its rear end pointing at you turns around. >It is a dark blue unicorn fluffy with a light blue mane. >It looks at you and starts to talk,”Me smawty fwen! Dis our awea! You weave now or we make ouchies!” >”Why fwuffy poopy on me? Me no do anyting yoo.” >”Yoo stinky fwuffy, yoo no smeww pwetty! Yoo go way!” >”Yoo make me no smeww pwetty. It yoo fault!” >”Yoo stinky, you no weave! We make ouchies!” >On cue the herd rushes you butting you and biting your ears. >You start to cry at the assault. >You are knocked down and trampled by the feral herd as they take turns stepping on you. >A few shit on your face getting some in your mouth. >You hate the smell and taste. >The smarty friend is standing back puffing its cheeks at you and spraying sparks in you direction. >”Nuuu, weave Deadmeat awone! Me sowwy, me weave now!” >You turn and run away with tears in your eyes as the herd assaults you. >You hear the other unicorn fluffy say, “Me onwy good fwuffy wit hown. Other fwuffy wit hown bad fwuffy!” >After they push you from your eating area two from the herd turn around and shit in your direction. >You run away further. >You watch helplessly as the new herd starts to eat the yummy grass you just found. >They then start to giggle, play and hug each other. >They are totally ignoring you. >You start to sniffle because your hurt, dirty, hungry and have poop taste in your mouth. >You walk off trying to find something to eat.