>Coal mining company is experimenting with fluffy ponies.
>They want to see if they can cut payroll cost down.
>They have bought several fluffies to test.
>They have put on little hard hats with the lights.
>”Fwuffy weady to werk!”, “Dis game?”, “Wha fwuffy pway?”
>They are all curious as they walk up to the mine entrance.
>The owner steps up, “Ok guys, today we are going to show you the coal shaft.”
>”Yay! Daddeh show fwuffy new ting!”, “Pway?”, “Fwuffy wike hatty!”, “Wan hugs!”
>The fluffies babble as they follow the owner into the mine.
>”Here it is guys, take a moment to get use to the smell.”
>All the fluffies breath deep through their noses.
>They all fall over dead.
>Fluffies died of black lung desease.