>Be an amateur dancer
>And a fluffy owner
>Take fluffy pony to the ballet, on the promise that she stay very very quiet during the performance
>Fluffy sits in awe of the performance
>When you get home, fluffy is leaping and bounding all over the living room
>"Fwuffy wanna be danca! Fwuffy wan dance!"
>Agree to teach fluffy to dance
>It's an arduous process, but after 3 and a half months, fluffy pony can hold onto a bar, and do VERY basic ballet
>Wears a tutu and everything
>"Fwuffy be Pweema Bawawina!"
>You are so proud
 
>As a reward, take fluffy to see Swan Lake
>Fluffy Pony Drowns