>Day Trojan Pony in Equestria.
>Someone said that, "Waking up is the hardest part of the day".
>Well they obviously haven't delt with Fluttershy.
>You crawl out of the warm embrace of your bed and into the cold.
>Execute Triple S.exe.
>Sliding down the stairs, you stroll into the kitchen.
>Grab a box of cereal and two bowls and placing it on the table in preparation for an unwanted guest.
>Just because she makes your life a living hell, doesn't mean she can't enjoy some Anon-O's.
>As expected, there goes the scheduled knocking of the door.
>You swing the door open.
>Nopony's there.
"That's weird"
>Turning around, you walk over to the dining table.
>Several seconds pass as your brain plays 'spot the difference' with what you see and what you remember, leaving you standing there holding a spoon.
>Your precious cereal is missing!
"Shy, I know it's you. Come on out!"
>Silence.
"At least leave me some?
>More unnatural silence.
"If you come out now, I'll eat it with you!".
>Normally Flutters would've gushed herself to death if she heard you say that.
>But now, all that greeted you is a cold breeze.
"Strange..."
>Questioning Fluttershy's actions doesn't solve your breakfast problem, so it's off to Sugarcube corner.
>Grabbing your wallet, you head out for the sweetest shop in ponyville.
>It's sweet not because of the fact that it literally is made out of sugar and sweets, but because of that plush, pink, pony plot.
>No boner, no!
>"Hiya anon!", shouted Pinkie "Nice ass" Pie.
>Pinkie's voice snaps you out of that ass moment.
>Realising you've been staring at her since you walked in, she giggles as you blush.
"Uh- Hey there Pinkie, I could sure go for some cupcakes right about now!", you blurt out while hiding your boner.
>"Sure nonny! In a sec~"
>Whew.
>Diving into the kitchen, sounds of squeeky wheels and Pinkie's giggling erupt from within.
>The doors dramatically part to reveal a big, no, enormous monster of a cupcake.
>It barely even manages to fit through.
>It's behemoth size towers above you, and only by stretching can you touch the top!
>How was this even baked!?
"Holy Celestia...", you drool.
>"I baked it juuuuust for you, nonny!", Pinkie beams with overflowing pride.
>This is the best thing anybody has ever done for you.
"I think I'm in love".
>You try not to think of the cost when you pull out your wallet.
>"Oh no need for that, nonny", she says, jumping on top of the counter and shifting into a sitting position.
>"I've been thinking of another way for you to pay~", she implies by parting her hind legs ever so slowly, while leaning back.
>Awww shieet.
>Boner is now a solid diamond.
>Moving closer to Pinkie, you try to seductively lick the cupcake.
>Keyword there is "try", as you struggle to keep a 'sexy' pose like the ones you see on a calendar or on a centrefold in magazines.
>Wait a minute...
>The cupcake starts to move.
>Suddenly, the cake exterior breaks open to reveal a custard filling.
>A box tumbles out, followed by a river of cereal.
>Pinkie is as surprised as you are, speechless.
>"Custard? Cereal? In a cupcake?"
>Beginning to doubt Pinkie's baking skills, you notice something.
>It's not custard, but whatever it is, it sure as hell is sticky.
>Taking care to not touch the 'custard', you poke the yellow filling.
>It feels... fleshy?
>The 'filling' comes tumbling out, panting and- oh god, it's oozing... 'custard'.
>Her hooves are over her groins, grabbing and stuffing cereal in her marehood whilst staring up your pants.
>Shit, your boner!
>She's enjoying every bit of the rough, grainy loops in there.
>"Touch me more, anon~ Fuck me hard with that hot monkey dick, right here, right now"
"Fluttershy? What the fuck!?"
>You look back at where Pinkie is, and see a swinging pair of doors.
>Your boner was supposed to go inside Pie, not Shy, dammit!
 
>"I-is getting cock-blocked by a [spoiler] cereal [/spoiler] rapist your fetish, anon?"