>"Wat'cha dooin', 'nonny?"
>Sighing loudly, you spin away from the computer to face her.
"I'm trying to write a story, but I don't know how to..."
>Pinkie grabs your shoulder.
>"I know what'll cheer you up!"
>She pulls her hoof from your shoulder, dragging it with her.
>Your world becomes a blur as you spin around rapidly.
"Piiinkiiie! Stooop iiit!".
>You feel a bit queasy.
>"Well luckily for you Anon, I can teach you how to write ANYTHING in 3 easy steps!"
>Before you can respond, a ukelele starts playing in the background.
 
To the tune of 'Cupcakes'
~~~~
>"All 'ya gotta do is take a couple words and add 'em in a line!"
>She grabs the keyboard and bangs on it to produce perfectly ordered words.
>"Now just put a little something interesting not boring, a bit of rape, just a pinch!"
"Woah, rape?"
>"Making these stories is such a cinch, add a bit more of sex drama!"
>You get up from your chair to try to run.
>"Add a Fluttershy, straddling your thighs"
>She intercepts you and puts her face right in front of yours.
>"And you'll eventually fuck a fillyyy~"
>She spins you around back into your chair.
>"Your dick~! So sweet and tasty!"
>She pulls your pants down.
>"Cumming! Don't be too hasty!"
>She licks your tip.
>"Rape him~"
>"Rape her, rape it, rape them!"
~~~~
>The ghost ukelele stops playing.
>Pinkie is smiling behind your growing member.
>A smile grows on your face.
"Ya' know, it's not rape if-”
>"Oh it's never rape when it's between me and you, 'nonny~"
 
Fin.