>As a ventriloquist you swore an oath to only use your powers for good.
>You had fingers crossed.
>While Twilight Sparkle presenting herself [spoiler]hur hur[/spoiler] to the Princessess on Alicorn Estrus you began rummaging through her stuff.
>It was mostly junk, formerly expensive equipment and other knickknacks but one thing fell under your gaze.
"Perfect."
 
-Later-
>Twilight walks through the (newly repaired) door of her home.
>"I still don't understand why the Princess would act all embarrassed if she gave me the topic."
>Hiding in the bushes you peer through the window.
>You adjust your voice to sound feminine and throw it.
"Twilight, they just don't understand you."
>Purple Smart quickly tries to face the voice.
>"W-whos there?"
"They just don't appreciate all your hard work Twilight."
>"S-show yourself."
"I'm right here Twilight. I'm sitting on the table."
>She cautiously trots to the center table and gasps.
>"S-smarty Pants?!"
"Yes Twilight. I decided to reveal myself in your hour of need."
>Twilight uses her magic to hold the doll and inspect it.
"HEY! How would you like it if I held you in a magic field and inspected YOUR bits?"
>Twilight quickly puts Smarty Pants back on the table.
>"Um, sorry. But I don't sense any magic in you. How are you talking?"
"Please we've always been able to tell whats going on."
>"W-w-we?"
"We toys can see EVER-Y-THING."
>"Everything?! Does that mean those nights when I used you to... under the covers..."
"Um...Yes Twilight."
>"I'm SOOOO sorry I was experimenting at the time, I didn't know it could feel so good with something inside..."
"Er...ANYWAY... I just wanted to tell you the best way to get the Princessess to respect you."
>Twilight still looks cautious but intrigued at the same time.
"Kill them."
>"W-what?!"
"Kill them all Twilight. Its the only way for them to respect you."
>The purple pone backs into the shelves quivering.
>"N-n-no I can't do that I need to tell the Princess about this."
>Using her magic she tosses Smarty Pants into a dresser and shuts the lid.
"Don't do it Twilight, I WUV YOU!"
>Undeterred she quickly scribbles a letter runs out the door trying to find Spike.
>Well looks like your fun stops here better split before you get caught.
 
-Later Again-
>You are Twilight, and you have brought Princess Celestia and a guard contingent to your home.
>"Twilight Sparkle what is this emergency you have called?"
"It's terrible Princess, my Smarty Pants doll came to life...well she was always alive... bu-I mea-"
>The Day Princess sighs, "Twilight calm down. What is this about a sentient doll."
"SHE TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU!"
>The Princess's eyes widen in shock while her guards murmurr in the background.
>"Show me the doll", she demands narrowing her eyes, "Guards, be ready."
>Opening the dresser Twilight levitates the harmless rag-doll onto the floor.
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"It told me to kill you I SWEAR! C'mon Smarty Pants say something."
>The doll does nothing but keep its empty gaze of hate and judgement.
>The Princess just facehoofs.
>"Twilight I think you may be working yourself too hard. Come with me to the royal doctor and we will get you some help."
"No! She's ALIVE I TELL YOU! SHE'S ALIVE!!!!"
>"Guards, please detain my faithful student here, she is not of the right mind at the moment."
>Quickly using an immobilizing spell they drag Twilight out of her house.
"No Princess! No! Wait! NOOOOOOO!"
 
>In the distance you can't help but snicker.
>God you're such a dick.