>As Anon the ventriloquist you have a obligation to use your gift responsibly.
>Fuck that jazz.
>You hide in the branches of Twilight's library.
>Because you like fucking with ponies heads
>Looking inside the window you see Twilight reshevling some books.
>Adjusting your voice to sound like Princess Sunbutt you throw your voice.
"Twilight Sparkle, this is a reminder to turn in your 120 page report on Alicorn estrus."
>"W-what? P-princess Celestia?!"
>"When did we...O-oh my. This is bad. THIS IS BAD! I haven't done anything for this paper AT ALL!"
>Twilight begins having a panic attack as she starts looking through multiple books about Alicorn estrus.
>You decide to fuck with her some more.
"Also don't forget the interviews of Cadance and Luna for your presentation. We wouldn't want you to be TARDY after all."
>"TARDY?! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! GAH!"
>Climbing down from the tree you head towards the treebary's front door.
>Giving a quick knock your a bit startled to see Twilight rip it off its hinges.
>"WHAT?!"
"Um, I just wanted to check out a book."
>"LIBRARY'S CLOSED! WHEN DOES THE NEXT TRAIN FOR THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE LEAVE?"
"Fifteen minutes from now why?"
>"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" she says as she runs off.
>You can't contain your laughter as Twilight runs down the street crying out "ESTRUS!"