>Be Anon in Manehattan >Rarity just got her designs stolen by some bitch named Suri. >She’s crying up a storm. >It’s giving you a headache. >Ponies suddenly get idea to make designs using the hotel room as inspiration >That’s a stupid idea, but you’re going to state that in the most polite and civil manner. "That is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve heard all day." >"Anon, no offense dear, but I'm pretty sure that fashion is out of your element." >Bitch please. >If the fashion industry is similar to back home a hairless monkey could do it. >Plus there's a much simpler way of going about this. "Hey, Rarity you still got that fabric?" >"Um, yes I believe so. It should be in the dressing room near the old ensembles." "Did you make it yourself, and if possible, in multiple colors?" >"Yes, it’s all original. Why the sudden interest? Where are you going with this?" >You pick Rarity up and march out of the hotel to the fashion show with the girls following behind. >"A-Anon!? What are you doing put me down this instant!" “Shut up. I’m going to make your day all better.” >Alabaster pone blushes, “O-oh my. This is so sudden, and we haven’t even been on a first date yet…” "Wait what?” >”This is so taboo, yet to exciting! YES ANON! TAKE ME AND DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE TO YOUR NAUGHTY MARE!” “What the fuck are you talking about?!” >”You said you were going to make my day better. Aren’t you going to ravish me?” “What?! No!” >”O-o-oh u-um never mind then…” "..." "Maybe later." >*Squee* >Entering the doors to the showroom you make your way backstage >Looking around, you spot a pompous pink mare talking to an equally stuffy pompous gray mare with a pink mane. >She's standing by what looks like rip-offs of Rarity's dresses >Holy crap pony fashion sucks.     "Rarity, go get more of that fabric and bring it here." >Put Rarity down and walk up to the dirty idea stealing mare. >"May I help you?" she asks in the most uptight tone. "My my my, these are wonderful designs." >"Obviously. Now if you’ll excu-" >Before she can leave you move to bar her path. "How in the world did you manage to make this fabric and do you happen to have any more?" >"Oh yes Suri, I must know how you created the detail in this design." the mare next to her interjects. “I also hope you don’t mind if you show us your process.” >Her eyes widen. >Gotcha bitch.   ---------------------------------------   >Be Anon walking with Rarity. >"Oh Anon, I must simply thank you. If it wasn't for you who knows what would have happened." "Probably guilt tripping all your friends into making horrible looking hotel themed clothing?" >Rarity blushes, "Oh I don't think it would have been that bad." >"Still how can I ever repay you?" >You smile.   -Later that night-   >Be Anon in Manehattan >You’re in bed with marshmallow pone >"By Celestia Anon, that was amazing." "I guess you could say I had a vest-ed interest." >Rarity punches you in the ribs "That's not funny Anon." "[spoiler]Corset is[/spoiler]"   End