Put me in a special town
cause I am such a clown
And don't need Celestia to tell me to make friends
 
Who needs stupid scrolls?
They are for diamond gnolls
And I will learn by hanging with my homies now and then
 
So stop your watching me
I know what sunhorse sees
And Luna is as bad as eating hay fries on a leaf
They only sicken me
Don't make me play with colts
I'd hoof the quarterback and perform for the wonderbolts
 
I'm a little pony
never been a phoney
doing things my own way and never giving up
I'm a little pony
Not some dumb bologna
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up