>after the pinkie party at twilight's was over, the crowd dispursed
>leaving you and unknown to depart for applejack's house
"so hows your arm?"
>unknown:"has a couple cracks in it, but not broken"
>on some level, you already knew it wasn't broken
>unknown:"so what i miss while i was in canterlot?"
>after careful decision making you decide to say, "not much"
>unknown:"do you really take me for a fool?"
>you looked at him, slightly confused. hoping that he didnt know
>unknown:"i saw that you and applejack kissed, but not much after that."
"well yeah we kinda did, but-"
>unknown:"BUT... after she went to go get you and rainbow i saw that you two didnt come walking back hand in hoof. So care to explain what happened"
>you already knew he could tell you were lying from the beginning, but you tried anyway
>for the rest of the walk home you two talked of what happened while he was in canterlot
>suprisingly there was little to talk about since you'd both knew everything about each other
>when you got to the apple family house you both kicked off your shoes and walked inside being greeted once again by the smell of apples
>unknown:"im gonna go to bed"
"i'll join you in a bit, but for now, im gonna go for a walk to stretch my legs"
>unknown proceeds up the stairs and waves back to you
>you walk back out the front door after grabbing your jacket since it was cold as balls outside
>you slip it on while you put your shoes on
>why'd i even walk into the house if i was just gonna go back outside
>brain: yeah, your a moron
>this is your fault to brain
>brain: ok then, time to delete some of your precious memories
>fuck you brain, its too early for this shit
>brain: fine, im going to bed
>fine
>brain: fine
>you continue on your stroll along the river
>stopping every now and then to skip rocks
>suddenly luna
>she lands gracefully next to you, placing a kiss on your cheek
>brain: did she just?
>no, she couldnt have
>luna:"i didnt expect to see you out so late unknown"
>brain: hahahaha, oh god my sides
>what are you laughin at? so what if she mistakes me for unknown, we are twins afterall
>brain: broskie, you took his jacket. thats the ONLY thing that tells you two apart
"oh luna, im not unknown. i must've taken his jacket by mistake"
>luna:"oh you, always with your sense of humor."
>with that she placed another kiss, only this time it was on your lips
>shit, what do
>you place a palm on her chest and try to push her back
>brain: you remember all those times i tried to remind you to go to the gym? yeah, i do too.
>she didnt even budge, but rather wrapped her fore hooves around your shoulders and continued kissing you
>oh shit, what if unknown comes out
>she finally breaks the kiss, but now shes staring into your eyes
>luna:"i shall see you soon unknown, perhaps we shall do this again tomorrow night?"
>not wanting to experience an akward moment with luna you just nod
>she kisses you one more time and the releases her hooves from around you
>and with that she flies off into the night
>brain: sir, we're at maximum capacity trying to figure out what the fuck just happened
>hey brain, just delete everything that happened within the last five minutes
>brain: previous five minutes have been copied and pasted to all parts of brain
>i hate you brain
>brain: you wont after i tell you this
>tell me what
>brain: proximity alert
>you turn around just in time to see a rainbow crash into your face
>dash:"hey unknown, do you know where your brother is?"
"its me anonymous. i guess i just took his jacket by mistake"
>she brightens up a little and adjusts herself slightly. shes still sitting on your chest
>dash:"oh, well then how bout we go for those drinks?"
"its near midnight, what kind of bar would be open?"
>she gets off you, allowing you to stand up
>dash:"just follow me anon, i'll show you the best place in town to get hammered
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>you both sat down at the bar and were instantly greeted by the bartender who was casually wiping an empty mug with a rag
>huh, guess this world wasnt much different
>dash:"i'll have a line of applejack daniel's shots"
>bartender:"and for the human?"
"beer please"
>since you've never had beer before you decide to not go for the shots
>dash:"haha, a beer. your such a light weight"
>you both laugh the night away with you drinking your beers and dashie pounding shot after shot
>apparently you werent such a light weight considering you were twice their size
>but you still got pretty drunk
>dashie on the other hand was completely shit faced
>dash:"so anon, whash yous doin for teh heart an hoofes day?"
>oh dear sweet baby jesus dat grammar
"nothin really dash, considering i wont have a special somepony"
>dash:"well if yous wants, i could keeps yous companie tommorah"
>dash:"but jus as freinds of course"
>she seemed to have forced that second sentence
>but you decided to agree to it anyway
>what harm could it do
>brain: you just mcfucked up idiot
>howso?
>brain: never ask how things could go wrong
>shyaddup brain, or else i'll drown you in more alchohol
>brain: whats that, i couldnt here you over the logic center already drowning
"sure dashie, i'd love to hang out with my best bro tomorrah"
>dash:"alraightie den, its settled."
>she tries to get off of the bar stool, but fails horribly and falls flat onto her face
>she didnt even attempt to move her front hooves
>yup, guess its time to pack up
"come on dash, your way too drunk to stay here"
>you climb off the bar stool, barely able to maintain your balance
>you grab dashie and sling her across your shoulders
>brain: ACTIVATE GYROSCOPE
>fuck you brain, shut it off
>brain:fine, but you owe me one
>shyaddup
>you exit the bar with dashie slung across
>dash:"wooooooo, woooooooo"
>she seemed to be enjoying herself up there
>brain: probably because shes enjoying her gyroscope
>shutup brain
>brain: cant i just turn it on for 5 minutes?
>no
>brain: 1 minute?
>no
>brain: enough time for me to enjoy watching you fall?
>no
>dash:"hey anon, ah think im way too shmashed to fly home. can i stay with you for teh night?"
"of course dashie, no way i'd say no to you"
>you could hear her squee with excitement
>you could see the barn come into view
>along with something else
>someone was sitting on the porch
>but at this distance you couldnt see who
>oh well, might as well continue on this magical adventure
>as you get closer to the house you see a worried anygry applejack sitting on the porch
>brain: you remember when i said you should say what could go wrong? yeah i do too
>shutup brain, i'll just explain that rainbow is too drunk to fly
>applejack:"where were yah all night! ah was startin tah get worried about yah"
"me an dashie went out drinkin"
>she shows anger on her face after she hears about rainbow dash
>and her anger only grows when she sees rainbow dash slung across your shoulders
"oh yeah, and since rainbow's too drunk to fly, can she stay here for the night?"
>her face only shows more anger while dashie begins to stir on your back, oblivious to whats going on but still awake
>applejack:"well alright, but she can sleep out in the barn if she wants tah stay here"
>that seemed a little harsh, but it might as well have to do
>you turn around and continue on your way to the barn
>when you get there you walk inside and set dashie on a stack of hay and start to walk out
>dash:"wait! anon."
>you turn around and walk back to her
"yeah dash?"
>dash:"you think you could keep me company out here? its gonna get colder later on and i dont have a blanket"
>you think it over for a bit before saying, "of course dashie, you know i cant say no to you"
>you grab a stack of hay and set it next to the one she was laying down on
>you take off your jacket and set it next to yourself as you lay down
>once you get settled down, dashie snuggles up next to you
>what was the point of getting the second stack of hay?
>you take the jacket and lay it across dash who is right next to you, using your chest as a pillow
>sleep came quickly seeing as how you were drunk