>You slowly feel like coming to your senses, only to be welcomed to reality by a terrible headache.
>Feels like your head is splitting in half.
>Yeah, looks like you drank too much.
>Again.
 
>But something is different.
>You feel.. Grass?
>You open your eyes, and is blinded by the sun.
>Where the fuck did you passed out this time?
>In your pockets there was your wallet and cellphone.
>Good, nobody stole your stuff.
 
>As your eyes were getting used to the sun, the night falls.
>Wait, what?
>Your eyes are now adjusting to the darkness, but you look around.
>You are sitting in the grass, and you can't see any sign of civilization.
>Behind you there is a forest, to the right you see a hill, but you can't see anything beyond that.
>To your left you can see some buildings at the distance.
>Looks like a city of some sort.
>It was your best chance to know where you was, so you start walking in that direction.
 
>Suddenly its day.
>What the fuck.
>The sky is suddenly full of clouds, and it's raining.
>The rain is brown?..
>And it tastes like.. Chocolate milk?
>You try to remember what happened yesterday.
>Nope, you don't remember taking any drugs.
>Maybe they put something in your drink?
>If that's the case, it's one hell of a drug.
 
>You pinch yourself, you feel pain.
>You can feel the taste of the chocolate rain.
>You can have rational thoughts.
>Don't feel like any drug you tried.
 
>You you were high, you should at least enjoy it.
>On the way to the city you notice an orchard.
>You are hungry, and the apples look delicious.
>While you are thinking about that, you see some squirrels eating the apples.
>Shortly after they become disfigured, with huge legs.
>Maybe it's better not to touch those apples.
>At least there is a bunch of popcorn near the corn plantation.
>You happen to notice a few.. Creatures.
>The looked like ponies, even trough they didn't acted like it.
>The orange one was talking, that was good.
>Maybe she can help you.
 
>You asked about the city, and she ended pointed you in the wrong direction.
>She think you are retarded?
>You could even see the city from that place.
>Lying bitch.
>She can't help you, so you keep walking.
 
>On the way to the city, you see another of those ponies in a cloud.
>That's not how clouds are supposed to work.
>You try to ask her about the place your in.
>She just answers with
>"Can't help you"
>Then she grabs her cloud and go away.
>Cunt.
 
>You are close to the city, and you see a yellow pony coming from there
>Those bastards won't help you, you won't ever bother asking.
>When she pass by your side, she put a hoof in and makes you trip.
>No, that was too much.
>You try to kick her in the face, but she flies.
"I'll rek you, mate."
>"Not if you can't reach me."
>She says and laughs.
>If I had a gun I would hunt that bitch like a bird.
 
>This is awful.
>Must be the worst bad-trip you ever had.
>But it don't really feel like you are high.
>Must be a dream.. Hallucination.. Or maybe you finally died of alcohol poisoning..
>The afterlife can't be this horrible.
>But you can't just jump to conclusions.
 
>You finally reach the city.
>You read on a sign, it's called "Ponyville".
>It looks the worst place until now.
>There are houses and trees floating around.
>The place is a mess, you don't know where to start.
>While walking, you come close to a white pony, that is pushing a huge boulder.
>"Get away from Tom!" She says as she stands between me and the boulder.
>Nutcase.
 
>You see they have a library here.
>Maybe you can find something useful in the books?
>But is locked.
>You knock on the door, and you hear somepony coming to the door.
>You see a purple mare with a pink and blue mane.
>Before you have the chance of saying anything, she tries to close the door.
>Who these stupid talking horses think they are?
>You hold the door so she can't close it.
>And now she looks mad.
>Her horn start glowing, and that's not good.
>The next thing you know she throw some laser shit on you through her horn, and you fall on your back.
 
>That's it.
>You decide to leave this hellhole.
>You leave the city, but not before bumping into a pink horse whining about hating everything.
>What the fuck is wrong with this place.
>You must get out.
>You wonder why the hell all those ponies looked grey.
 
>Wandering around you reach the place you woke up, and decide to go to the hills.
>Why the fuck am I here?
>This must be a nightmare..
>Yes, that is the only explanation.
>You keep walking closer to the cliff, and a couple of days pass.
>How much a day lasts here? Two, three minutes?
 
>You feel you sanity slipping away.
>You must wake up.
>As you reach the top of the cliff, you look what's beyond it.
>The sea.
>The view was just beautiful.
 
>You remember how you used to wake up from your nightmares.
>That was your way out.
>It must be a dream.
>There is no other explanation.
>You take a deep breath and look at the see.
>You should write about this when you wake up.
>You stand at the edge of the cliff and jump.
>Finally you feel peace.
>You open your eyes and see a weird draconic creature on the rocks.
>For less then a second you feel a excruciating pain
>It was quick, but enough for you to realize it was no dream.
>And then, nothingness.
 
>You are Discord
 
>It have certainly been fun bringing that human to equestria while you toyed with him.
>Very chaotic.
>Just the way you like it.
>But you messed enough with him.
>Time to talk to send him back home.
>What is he doing on that cliff?
>He jumped? I guess humans can fly.
>You teleport at the rock bottom.
>You only have time to see him falling right next to you.
>There is a horrible sound of broken bones, and his body was destroyed just like a watermelon.
>You think there is.. something.. on your face..
>You are covered in his blood.
>And guts.
>Turns out, humans don't know how to fly.