>Blossomforth had kept her promise to meet you the next day >She started dropping by every day afterwards as well >You would just talk for hours on end about anything and everything: life back home, all the great wonders of modern technology, how different life in Equestria was, how different your job (that you probably didn't have anymore) was >You felt pretty comfortable around her >You even let it slip how you didn't really have any friends in town unintentionally one day >Even after the wild pink one, Pinkie Pie, had thrown you a welcoming party, ponies still weren't to eager to talk to you that night >You think >You kinda don't remember much from then after the 9th cup of hard cider >It was a party for you after all, you felt you at least had the right to get plastered having been thrown into an unknown world and all >Pinkie was cool too if not obnoxious as all hell >She was the type you could only take in very small doses lest you lose your shit >Which is weird considering you are pretty obnoxious yourself >"Well, I'm your friend aren't I?" >She asked pointedly confirming your suspicions "Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about that one" >You say raising your hand to your chin pretending to be deep in thought >She slaps you on the shoulder >"Jerk" >She says grinning "Now who's the jerk?" >You rub your shoulder "Assaulting the guy who risked his ass for you" >She becomes very quiet and looks down >She still blames herself >Yep, there's the line you shouldn't cross >Way to go fuck face "Uh anyways, you been to any of Pinkies other parties lately? I hear she throws them all the time" >You quickly change the subject >From then on, you make a note not to ever bring up the attack >She gladly switches tones after that >When the two of you finally run out of things to talk about, she starts bringing in books for you >Sometimes you just sit there while she reads them out loud >One late evening, she had brought in a book on poga and was reading about the importance of the clear mind >It took you maybe 15 minutes to fall asleep >You begin dreaming >You're out in a clear field dotted with thousands of white flowers >You are looking around taking in the fresh scents and feeling the breeze on your face >Behind you there is a heavy sigh >Turning around, you spot where it originated from >Blossomforth is standing there stretching and contorting her body in those wierd ways only she knows how to do >"Anon...think you can help me out a bit?" >She asks seductively >Her sapphire eyes are half lidded and aimed right at you and she is lightly biting her lower lip >You move forward > Back to you, she stands up on a rear hoof and attempts to raise the other behind her head but stops short >Her wings are blocking her efforts >You crouch down and help lift her firm leg while simultaneously pressing the offending silky smooth feathers down her equally soft back >It hardly takes any effort >She easily could have done it on her own >You lightly caress her leg and wings as you work >"Mmmmmmm...thank you", she sings >There is a smell in the air >Sweet yet musky >Your instincts tell you you should know that smell >As Blossomforth raises her leg, you look down an- "Fffffhhhhhbbbbbbuuuuuuu..." >Blossom looks back at you >"What's a matter Anon? Kitty got your tongue?" >Her smooth yet powerful legs are split apart revealing cream colored lips that are dripping with juices >They slowly separate on thier own, briefly revealing a swollen pink button and a soaking wet pink cave >Just above those luscious lips is a slightly darker yet still vaguely creamy colored 'flower' >Her anus twitches in time with the pulsing of the flooded valley beneath it >You fall backwards on your ass, hands frozen where they were >Blossomforth slowly lowers her leg back down, dropping to all fours >She saunters toward you still grinning >"You know Anon..." >She inches closer >You are not a horse fucker... >"I really do feel terrible for what happened to you..." >A few inches closer >YOU are NOT a horse fucker... >Her mouth is mere inches away from you now >She is standing above you leaning in closely >YOU ARE NOT A GODDAMN HORSE FUCKER >She leans in and whispers into your ear >"Maybe I could make it up to you...?" >You feel a wet drop from between her legs hit right where your pants are straining to hold back the demon >YOU...would totally fuck this horse >You jolt awake "...the fu-" >You stay quiet >Asleep on your thigh, book opened and forgotten, lies Blossomforth...a few inches away from an enormous tent you are proudly pitching >Her smiling face is drooling on you and it has crept up your leg to the tip of your- >You freeze as she begins to stir >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >Her eyes slowly open and focus on your- >You grab the book and slam it down creating a barrier between your raging erection and her face damn near crushing her nose >The pages are open towards you >You may have flattened a testical >You grin wildly and fucking deal with it "OhheyBlossomReallygreatbookrightHehehePrettyinterestingwithallthefocusandtrainingthatgoesintothisjeezjustlookattheyimebetyoumightwannastartheadingbacktoyourplacesoonhuhehehehehehe" >Real smooth faggot >Her face is brighter red than the red cross on nurse Redhearts flan- >STOP THINKING OF HORSE ASS DAMMIT! >"Uuuhyea!ReallyshouldstartheadinghomethinkIhadsomethingintheovenbettergocheckonitjeezIgetsosidetrackedanywaysyoucanholdontothatbookifyouwantofcourseyoudoyousaiditwasinterestingsoyoumustwanttoanywaysseeya!" >She's backing away to the door all while saying this >She accidentaly bumps her flank directly into the doorjam evoke a loud gasp and...that wasn't a moan, was it? >Her eyes go even wider and face redder >She turns and bolts but not before you get a very short glimpse of her tail end running away. >...did you just see... >Naaaahh couldn't be >But...that musky smell from your dream permeates the room >You must be tripping uber balls >Speaking of which... "Aaaaaaaooooowwwww..." >You move the book off your broken balls >Your stiffy still stands proud under those sheets and your hospital gown >Nothings gonna stop me today mother fucker! >Calm down penis >The next day, you didn't see Blossomforth at all >You began to get worried >You had thought she saw you before you miserable attempt at hiding yourself >That's probably what upset her >It has to be >Now she won't talk to you because she thinks you're some kinda sick perv >You resign yourself to your stupidity and reach over to dig out your knife >A few days before, Blossom had been a total fucking bro and snuck it in with a few treats >Way to repay a favor >Being in a public place, you haven't even been able to fap away your frustrations yet >You put the blade up to the model again but stop >You can't do that in here >The nurse would notice the shavings and probably confiscate your blade >Can't even keep your hands busy with that >You ball your hand into a fist squeezing the sheets >For the next few days, you still hear no word from Blossom and you slowly start to sink down into the same state of lonely depression as before >The nurse had informed you that by tomorrow, you would be cleared to leave, but you should avoid strenuous activities for a while until your bones fully healed >You realize being human, that could take several more weeks >Amazingly enough, word had spread of your "daring rescue attempt" and soon after failure >Your job seems to have footed the medical expenses and were even allowing you a few weeks to get yourself healed up >You can't believe your luck on that one >One important caveat >You would be sent some of the paper work to do from home >At least you got to keep your job albeit confirming inventory for the time being >You could deal with that >The next day comes and you pack up what little stuff you have with you >You are instructed to change out the bandages around your midsection every once in a while >You are given a few bandages that should last you the next month at least >You have everything packed up, your bandages, your tattered clothing, your shitty model, your knife tucked away... >You look on the bed >The book Blossomforth left you stares back >You had actually read through most if it already >You pick it up, turning it over in your hands >For a brief moment you consider leaving it there >Maybe she would be back for it >Or maybe the nurse knows where to send it so it would get back to it's original owner >Instead, you tuck it under your arm, thank nurse Redheart for being so helpful, and begin to walk out the door >You get on the floor >Everybody walk the dino- >"Anon!" >You pivot on your heel >Nurse Redheart pulls out a letter and hands it to you in her teeth >"This came in for you about an hour ago" "Huh. Thanks Little Red!" >She's not a big fan of your chosen nickname but it was what you started calling her a while ago >She had long since given up correcting you >At some point, she finally became more comfortable around you no longer flinching or being overly cautious >That was nice >You start heading towards the exit >Though progress is slow at first, you stand strong and keep moving >You look at the envelope in your hand >No other name besides Anonymous >You decide you might as well read it on the way home >It's a good half mile walk from here >You flip open the top, wasn't even sealed >You pull out the note, a small quickly scribbled letter on a piece of folded parchment thankfully all in English >Or Equestrian Common or whatever it was called around here   Anon,   I'm sorry I haven't see you these past few days. I had a bit of an issue pop up. It started happening that night I fell asleep on you. I'm not really sure how I can explain it without sounding weird. Let's just say, I need a little time to myself for a bit. I'd love to see you again soon though! Sorry again.   Love, Blossomforth   >Well that didn't explain dick >But, there was not one, but two loves in that letter >That's two more loves than you've ever gotten before from anypony >You decide to hold onto this note, being the first you've ever recieved >...it kinda smelled nice even >You continue on to your home >It's a nice day out at least >The walk doesn't take too long and there is plenty of daylight left >When you get back, you open your door >Get on the floor >Everybod- "Jesus christ what is that smell?" >Oh shit >You had a few fish stockpiled from a while ago >They have clearly gone bad reeking up your place >You go and toss them into a quickly dug ditch out back and bury 'em >Well, you don't really have any other food now >Sun is still shining >Fuck it, let's go fishing >You grab you're rod and kit >You freeze at the door DidIevertellyouwhatthedefinitionofinsanityis.Vaas >You think back to what Twilight had told you >Would she approve of this? >But the timber wolves were gone right? >How do you know there aren't more though? >You think for a moment >There was always the pond on the opposite side of town >Which meant walking through town >Which means everyone staring at you even more now that they probably all know that you are a complete idiot who got mauled by timber wolves... >Screw it >You need to eat >Fish is good for the growth and regeneration of bones after all >Emphasis on the regeneration part >Instead of heading off towards your usual spot, you start heading towards town >As you suspected you are getting more looks than usual >Your shirt covers most of the bandages, so word must have spread of your antics >Sure enough, "I heard he tried going into the Everfree to hunt a bear down. Something about it stealing his fish!" >"REALLY?" >"SHHHHHHHH!" areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif >Wow you may be a little stupid at times, but you aren't THAT fucking retarded >You've seen some of the other stuff that comes out of that forest before that would make a bear shit itself >How about...no >"He got into a fight with one of Princess Twilights friends" >The fuck? >"He was trying ballet in a tree and fell" >......... >You pick up your pace a bit >Where they hear these stories is beyond you >You keep walkin- >"NONNY!!!" prepareyouranus.png >You are grabbed from behind by a pink blur >It lifts you several inches off the ground >WOW MUCH PAIN >"HOLY COW! I HEARD YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, WHAT HAPPENED? HUHHUHHUH??? >You are put back down and you drop to your knees grasping your midsection "Broken ribs...for starters" >You glare up at Pinkie Pie >She gasps deep enough you feel your hair being sucked in towards her maw >How in the hell... >"Oh my GOSH! That sounds so painful! How in the hay do you do that? Were you out drinking again? You remember what happened the last time you did that right? That was NOT a fun mess to clean up. OH! Where are you headed right now? You doing anything fun????" >She releases this relentless assault of words at you in one breath with out any real pause in between and was zipping around you at the speed of Pinkie Pie >Yes, that is a speed all of it's own >You wanna scream, but that will get you nowhere quickly >You slowly get back to your feet holding your gear "I'm headed out to catch some food. All the fish I had went bad" >She smiles >"That sounds like so much fun! You mind if I tag along? We don't ever see each other anymore! I haven't been to the water in such a long time, it's been ages! OOOHHHH! I should TOTALLY bring Gummie! He hasn't been outside since this morning! Which really isn't all that long, but he LOVES the water! Actually, I'll invite everyone! See you there!" >You don't even have a chance to respond >She's fucking gone brah >That thing about small doses? >It applies here >You decide to double time it to the lake >You wanna get in as much relaxing time freshly out the of hospital as you can before the Ponka returneth >You get out of town quickly enough and head towards the general direction of the lake >You trudge up the hill that hides it from town and thar she blows >The midday sun is shimmering off the crystal surface casting it's rays in all directions >There is a row of trees on the other side of the lake close to the water >You start to head around it towards them >What can you say? >You like sitting under trees >They provide back support, oxygen, and shade >You totally wouldn't give a shit about any of that if you were back on Earth >Being without technology really puts things back into perspective >After the short jaunt, you reach your destination >Achievement get: Longhauler >You are already a bit sweaty and tired under the hot, end-of-spring, just-starting-summer sun >And you are by no means out of shape >No longer having a car made sure of that >And the occasional run around town >Eh, what the hell >You strip yourself of your shirt, exposing your chest which is covered in bandages >You hear a small moan over your head holdthefuckingphone >Moan? >The noise is right above your head practically >And there's something else... >A very...wet sound >A smell punches you in the nostrils >You remember this smell >Where do you remember this smell? >Again, inner instincts are facepalming >"....hah!...Anon..." >Realization >REALI-FUCKING-ZATION >Instincts are now calling you a faggot >You are inclined to agree >Contrary to popular belief, you didn't come to the land of ponies a virgin >You feel your face burning like the fires of a thousand suns >YOU DID KNOW THAT SMELL >BUT WHY WAS IT HERE??? >AND WHO WAS MOANING YOUR NAME??????? >You only knew like ten ponies... >That moan again >It's actually getting you a bit flustered >You never actually got any "relief" after you left the hospital >DAMMIT NOT NOW BONER >NIGGA I DO WHAT I WANT >You place the voice at the same time as you spot the branch with a pink and green tail flailing over the side no less than 4 feet above your head >The legs, bent way back at a strange angle with their pasty white color only further confirms what you already knew "Blossom..." >It's only a whisper, no louder than the light splashing of the mini waves on the ponds shore >It is enough >She gasps fast and deep and all motions and sounds stop >Like everything >You don't even hear the birds chirping >All you see is her head slowly creeping over the branch >She doesn't need to see you to know who you are >The look on her face is not one of embarrassment however >She looks...defeated >You see small tears of ecstasy that were already in her eyes become much larger ones of sadness >You feel like you just punched a kitten in the face >And then shot a puppy with a 12 gauge "...I..." >You don't have words >You didn't even know she felt like that >Maybe you should have >Maybe she really doesn't >"Anon...I'm such a freak" >What, for rubbing one out in a tree? lolnope.webm >If only you had a list of the places you had seen fit to buff the banana in the past "...no you're not." >She avoids your gaze, tears still falling freely from her beautiful blue eyes >"I can't...I just can't..." >Can't...what? "Can't what?" >She doesn't respond just keeps avoiding your eyes, face still flushed from her 'extracurricular activities' "Blossomforth...can't you just come down here and talk to me?" >She finally relents and looks at you still hiding half her face behind the branch >It takes a while, but she soon spreads her shaky wings and decends down to ground level keeping her tail firmly tucked between her back legs >She sits in front of you, every part of her drooping like a hound dogs face >You slowly sit down against the tree, now more at eye level with her >You feel like that is the best thing you can do "So...do you mind telling me what you can't do miss flexy?" >The smallest hint of smile >Good, you weren't being totally weird with that comment >She takes a moment before answering inhaling deeply to control her shakes and hiccups >"I can't..." >You wait patiently for the rest >"...help it" >Ooooookay "Uhhh" >She stares back at you, a strange mixture of lust, anger, and confusion on her face >"I can't help that you make me feel so..." >She launches at you >She wraps around your midsection >PAIN >OUCH >RIBS BROKEN DAMMIT >DEAL WITH IT FUCKER YOU GOT BIGGER ISSUES HERE >She notices your slight flinch and loosens her grip on you remembering your injuries but doesn't completely release you >Tears are streaming into your bandages now >Her voice is a bit muffled but you can still hear her clearly enough >"After that day at the edge of the Everfee, I couldn't stop thinking about you. At first I thought that you were just as crazy as ponies said you were but I saw the timber wolves and I started to realize you were honest to Celestia trying to SAVE me. I couldn't believe it. You just ran in without even thinking about yourself just...for me. And then I went into my heat cycle while I was reading that book to you, I don't know why it started so late, and then when we fell asleep I kept having this dream about you, and when I woke up and saw..." >Yep, she did see that >Well fuck your face >"your...you-know-what...and then I couldn't stop thinking about it. I tried thinking about anything else, anyPONY else, but I just couldn't! It was just you! And I felt so weird because you aren't even in my own SPECIES! And even now, when it should finally be dying down, it's as strong as ever. What is WRONG with me?!" >She pulls back and looks desperately into your eyes searching for answers that you don't really have >Damn you pretty horse, why are you subjecting me to your intoxicating words of seduction? >YOU ARE NOT A HORSE FUCKER >You do the only thing that makes sense to you at the time >You begin stroking her mane >You rest your other hand on the back of the sobbing mare >You just keep stroking in long drifting motions trying to ease her hurt >She returns her head to your heart >This goes on for what feels like an eternity, just you and her under this tree >In reality it lasts for all of maybe 10 minutes >A certain smell returns to your nose hairs >She really can't help it, can she? >Neither can you >There is a disturbance in the force >Also in your drawers >You are deep in thought again >She IS right >You are completely different species >Anyone who fucked an animal back on Earth was either sick in the head, or had spent entirely too much time on the internet >More or less the same thing >Then again, there weren't any horses on Earth that were sentient >Sure they were smart, but they couldn't fucking talk or fly or use magic, or build entire civilizations >All that aside, you still weren't a horse fucker...were you? >You look down at this beautiful pale coated mare, her mane just as soft as you pictured in your dream >FUCK MORALITY OF EARTH >YOU AREN'T THERE ANYMORE >For once, you are right boner >You lean forward and whisper towards her down turned ear "Hey..." >It perks up a bit "Does it really bother you that we're not the same species?" >Her crying had long since stopped >She slowly looks up at you >You fix your gaze on her, a light smile crossing your lips >She wipes away her tears with a free hoof and looks at you with those big, blue, gorgeous eyes >There ain't no turning back now >DOESN'T MATTER FUCKER >SHUT UP BONER, WAIT A MINUTE >You lean in very, very, slowly >She realizes what is happening >It is all up to her now >She begins reaching her face up to yours >That's your cue >You are picking up a bit of speed >Inches away now... >Her lips slam into yours with a fierce hunger you were not expecting >She pulls away for a moment worried >"Oh jeez, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" >You place a finger on her lips shushing her "It's fine" >You lean back in for a more controlled first attack this time >Her lips are soft against yours >You are surprised at how...right it feels >Like there is nothing foreign about it >You deepen the kiss, weaving your fingers into her flowing mane >Both your eyes are closed now in this epic battle of seduction through mouth >You feel her tongue knocking at your lips asking for entry >You gladly open the doors >Her tongue quickly glides into your open mouth >You follow suit exploring hers as well >She raises both hooves to your shoulders, really leaning into this kiss wanting it to never end >Your hand on her back begins tracing up and down her spine, causing her to shiver >"Mmmhmmm..." >She moans into your mouth >Your tongue darts in and out of her mouth, massaging hers >You break the kiss to lightly kiss down her neck coming back up to nibble on her ear before returning to the kiss >You continue running your hand lower and lower down her back >You feel her entire body tremble >You shift your head, biting on her lower lip >Bitches love that shit >She pulls back at last, your teeth lightly scraping her lip until it pops out and back to it's upright position >Or at least stuck between her own teeth now >You lower you hands to her cutie marks brushing the soft fur >She gasps a bit, her legs giving out from the violent quakes and she falls back into your hands >You catch her and pull her towards you >You're full fledged erection couldn't even be held back by a titanium alloy plate right now >Her fore hooves still on your shoulders, she grinds her rear end deep into you >"Ooohhooooooo gaw..." >She gasps leaving behind a stream of her fluids all over your pants >Holy shit she was fucking soaked >You bring your hand forward the other lightly holding her in place >You run your index finger slowly down her mid drift coming to a stop just above her engorged pink lips drawing small circles >She shakes wildly in anticipation >"Dear goddesses, Anon! Stop teasing m-uuunnnnhhh!!" >You catch her mid sentence and run the digit further down into the depths >You circle around her full clit only once before going further down >You dont want to overwhelm her just yet >Your finger probes her entrance >Holy shit, she is tight >You manage to get your one finger in >You know this is mostly due to how thoroughly flooded she is >You pull it out slowly and reinsert it >She is in heaven >Her eyelids are fluttering and her eyes are rolled back in her head >Small short gasps are escaping her lulled open mouth >And this is just one finger >You position your middle finger at her entrance and take the plunge >She likes >"Hhaaaaaaahahaaaaaa" >She squeals with joy >Her face is just as red as it was that day in the hospital >You are still pumping your fingers beginning to speed up >"HnAAAAAAAAHH-!!!" >She screams out >You feel your fingers getting pummeled by her contractions >Your hand is soaked with her pussy juices followed soon by your pants >...that was fast >She can't even hold herself up with her...whoa >Looking at your shoulders, you realize she had both her front AND rear legs up there >Damn, you sexy flexy pony >"GODDESSES that was...amazing..." >She barely manages through gasps of breath "That was just foreplay..." >She looks at you breathing heavily >You slowly retrieve your lost fingers causing her to yelp >You bring your sopping fingers up to eye level >That smell is overpowering from this close >You give a finger a lick >Her face brightens up once again >It's incredible how sweet that taste is >I'll have more of that please! >You slowly roll her down onto the grass moving your mouth down to her face >With a quick peck, you begin moving down...down...slowly kissing every inch... >"Anon...yeesssss..." >She breathes >Approaching target destination >ETA: 5 seconds >Closer >4 >You breathe heavily onto her pussy lips >3 >You give a quick peck on each side of her lips causing them to blink >2 You finally stick your tongue out >1 >Yo- >"WEEEEEEEE'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEE!!!!!!!!!" >MOTHER. FUCKING. PINKIE. >You quickly get up in time to see the group coming up over the side of the hill >Blossom rolls to her feet barely standing up straight >You look down horrified >It practically looks like you pissed yourself but the smell tells a much different story >You look at the lake >LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED > You leap forward and dive into the water, pants still on >More like bellyflop >GODDAMMIT THATS THREE TIMES TODAY!!! >You roll in agony under the water before resurfacing >Blossomforth has deemed it necessary to join you in the water >"..." "..." >She swims up to you >"We'll have to continue this later" >She whispers into your ear and quickly licks it >You have to hide your face under the water agian... >You're erection from earlier still hasn't subsided even with the chilled water >That was just way too intense >You quickly adjust yourself flipping your dick up into your waistline until it dies down >If it does die down >Blossom is slowly circling around you like a shark in the water >Her natural lubrication is washing away at last, her lingering sweet scent now dissipating >Pinkie Pie and her colorful group approach you and Blossomforth >Even Twilight is among them >You're not sure how she pulled that one off >She's a princess >Doesn't she have a bunch of...I don't know, royal shit to do? >Your little vacation at the lake was a nice change from sitting in that hospital bed >Also the water is washing you clean in ways a sponge bath just can't do >You decide to stay in the water rather than doing any of the fishing you had originally intended >Pinkie and the rainbow haired one are splashing around enough it wouldn't matter anyways >Now what was that little shits name again? >Rainbow...Dish? >Dash >Rainbow Dash >Fucking show boater of the century and a bit of a bitch at times, but she'd help you out in a pinch >Of course Rarity was relaxing on that big freakin couch she somehow always had with her >Lucky she was cool with you otherwise you'd have no one else to get your clothing from >Although she never did approve of you clothing choices >Doesn't matter >You can cover your ass in whatever clothing you want >Applejack is sitting by a tree looking nervous like she needs to be doing something >Your guessing Pinkie probably had too literally drag her work happy ass off the farm to get her here >Twilight is sitting next to her and Rarity with a (surprise) open book in front of her >She probably fucked those books she loved them so much >Everyone said thier hello's to you and Blossomforth when they arrived >Even Fluttershy was here >Surprisingly enough, she seemed a bit happy to see you >She probably still thinks you're some wierd animal she could take care of >Pinkie soon approaches you doing some kinda backstroke while Rainbow lounges on a cloud >"Hey Nonny! I didn't know you knew Blossomforth. That's great! When did you two meet? Do you always hang out with each other? *gasp* Is she your..." >She rolls over in the water and gives you a mischievous look >"mare friend? Heeeeehehehehe*snort*heheheheeeee!!!" >That laugh >You hear that laugh in your nightmares sometimes >Usually accompanied by the sound of a chainsaw "We...uh...well I...um" >"He helps me with my stretching sometimes" >Blossomforth offers without hesitation >She slowly sinks half her head below the water, half lidded eyes locked on you, and continues her predatory prowling >"That sounds cool! I've always been a little jealous of how flexible you are! I wish I could do some of the stuff you can. Is that what you two were doing before we got here? OH! I wanna see! I WANNA SEE!" >Blossom looks at you like a hungry croc in the water >You wouldn't doubt there being a toothy grin hiding beneath the surface >"Sure thing. I haven't worked on my water aerobics in a while" >She says pulling her head out of the water >"Anon, think you can hold my back legs for me?" >Your brain breaks >Déjà vu much? >Your cock twitches under the water at the memory of the dream "...oh, yea of course..." >You manage after a quick brain reboot >She twists onto her back offering her legs >You aren't sure what she's planning on yet >You grab her back hooves and hold them upside down like you are dunkning her >She takes in a deep breath, looks at you, then plunges beneath the surface backwards >You can hear the Jaws theme music playing >Wait wat >Her legs push back over your shoulders pushing her marehood inches from your face >It's dripping >You're pretty sure it's not water >"Whoa that's awesome! I wonder how she..." >You feel something at your waist as Pinkie drones on >Your pants are slowly pushed down exposing your man meat to the open water "What the ffffuuuuuuuhhh..." >You don't know how but this pony dangling from your neck like a Mr. T chain has wrapped her front end to be face to cock with you underwater >How do you know this? >You feel her tongue find the tip of your dick >She slowly drags her tongue from tip to base before starting the slow journey back again >This is fucking incredible >She wraps her lips around the tip of your cock sucking like a pacifier >It is during this time that you notice Pinkie eyeballing you >"You okay Anon? Your face got all...wierdy for a second" "Huhhuhhff-fine! N-never better!" >You feel Blossom polishing the head of your mushroom with her tongue while holding it in her lips >"You sure? Your eyes got really big and you're face was red and..." Fuckthatnoise.png >FUCK YEA MOTHER FUCKER >BONER, SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR LICKING! >GLADLY! >Blossoms head moves toward you taking more of you into her mouth >You've gotten head before but this is something else >She pushes all the way to the base without even hesitating >Jesus H. FUCK this is hot >"It's not your tummy is it? All those bandages look really painful! OMIGOSH I DIDN'T HURT YOU, DID I?" "NO! N-No you didn't..." >"Oh good! I though that blah blah!" >Blossoms attack is unending >You feel her nose hit your abdomen several times >You haven't had release in a long while >This is gonna get messy >Your breathing increases and you feel Blossoms flower leaking onto your chest >The coolness of the water mixed with the warmth of her mouth is too much >You squeeze Blossoms fore hooves which are gripping around your waist >You release a very strained grunt and let loose like a howitzer into the back of her throat "Hmmmmmmmm" >You utter >"What's that? Sounds like you were humming a song. I love songs! What song is it?" >Wave after wave of pleasure beats you down with force of an F5 tornado "...t-t-the song of my p-...people" >You utter >"That's a funny name. WAIT! That means it's from YOUR home! OH! Do you know blah, blah, blah? BLAH!" >You've released so much cum into Blossoms mouth by now, you begin to wonder how the hell she has still not choked down there >Instead, you feel her throat contracting, swallowing everything >"Jeez Nonny, she's been down there for a long time. What do ya think she's doing?" >Your whole body manages to tense up even more than it did while you were blowing your enormous load "Uuuuhhhh-" >As if she could hear the entire conversation from beneath the surface, Blossom comes straight out of the water inhaling deeply a few times >"And that...huff...is a demonstration...huff...of how stretching... can drastically increases lung expansion" >She puffs out >Her lower legs are still wrapped around your neck and she is leaning over your head >Her lower lips are still planted firmly in front of you >You reach your tongue out and give her clit the lightest flick >"EEK!" >She releases your head and flies backwards into the water quickly resurfacing and looking at you red-faced >You smirk >"Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah!" >Pinkie is literally just saying 'blah' over and over "Are you feeling alright Pinkie?" >She looks at you >"Well duuuuhhh! I just knew the reader didn't want to see my dialogue over the other actions going on at the time!" >She closes her eyes and smiles at you happily like that makes all the sense in the world "....wha-" >"ANON!" >You look past Pinkie at Blossom who is staring at your chest with a horrified look on her face >Okay, why is everyone not making any fucking sense "Oh..." >You look down at your chest still wrapped up in bandages >There is a small bit of blood seeping through the bandages that is very slowly growing larger >WE'VE SPRUNG A LEAK CAP'N! "Shit..." >You look back at Blossom >Those tears are back again >Not falling yet, but growing >You hold your hands up to try and console her >It's not helping >You feel a little light headed >You need to get to the hospital >You tell them all this as you back out of the water, not forgetting to grab your pants and yank them back up along the way >Every pair of eyes is now on you >You hear a few gasps >On your way back to the Ponyville, everyone who was with you is now following you back >Twilight keeps insisting on carrying you with her magic and Rainbow is hovering next to you holding you up with one of your arms around her back >Blossom is following behind all the other ponies not saying a word >You only know of her presence because of a few sniffs >Pinkie is sobbing like a baby >You remind her numerous times that had she been the soul cause of this, you would have been bleeding out long before you got to the lake >Blossomforth still remains silent behind you all >You already know where her mind is going, and you want to tell her it wasn't her fault either >By the time you get to the hospital, the bleeding has already stopped >You thank Rainbow and Twilight even though you probably would have been fine on your own >Upon making it back to your painfully familiar living quarters for the past few weeks, you look back for Blossom >She has completely disappeared >Goddammit >WHAT DO >It doesn't take the nurse long to remove your bandages and diagnose the issue >You had a compound fracture when you had come in before that had reopened again >It really wasn't that big a deal, just painful as fuck to re-close it again >You are given some pain meds, wrapped up in new bandages and pretty much told to GTFO and go home so it can finally heal on it's own >You want to run off and find Blossomforth, but you are escorted back home by Twilight and co. >DAMMIT BOOK HORSE, I DO WHAT I WANT! "This really isn't necessary you guys" >You say reaching your house >"Oh yes it is. Knowing you, you would just run off and do something to hurt yourself again without us" "Thank you, moms 1 through 6" >Twilight glares but relents with a sigh >"I'm sorry Anon. But it's for your own good" >Sure "Sure it is" >"Anon..." "Forget it" >You turn around and close the door behind you >You hear the herd mumbling behind your door, and eventually leave >Damn ponies, you're making this so much more difficult than it needs to be >You don't care right now >You just wanted to talk to Blossom again >She was alone somewhere probably losing her shit blaming herself more than Pinkie was >You lean against the door for a while lost in your own thoughts >You go into your kitchen and grab a bottle of hard cider tossing your pain meds on the table >Those wouldn't help the hurt you were feeling right now >Even if you left your home in search of Blossom, it's a bitch to find a pony with wings who doesn't want to be found >You down a few glasses and head to your bedroom stripping down to your bare essentials (nothing) and climb into bed