Session Start: Thu Jul 18 10:34:59 2013 Session Ident:#Fourcannon [10:34] ->> You joined channel #Fourcannon [10:34] ->> 99.36.165.223 resolved to 99.36.165.223 [10:34] ->> Channel Modes are: +nt [10:34] ->> Channel created on 6/24/2013 11:13:50 AM [10:35] * Hearth-Work pats Duskie on the bank as she holds her "I'm sure you will" [10:35] Is anyone at the clinic? [10:35] does i do right [10:35] no al [10:35] ->> You are now known as Al_Dente [10:36] :( [10:36] your drunk [10:36] go home [10:36] >IceChat [10:36] GO [10:36] Dente pls [10:36] I don't think so Sarge [10:36] At least I've got some sens of humour [10:36] Fuck!@ [10:36] is anyone at the docks!? [10:36] I am. [10:36] not. [10:36] docks are ERP nao [10:36] Lol [10:36] wait [10:36] pls no [10:36] what? [10:36] tfw you live at docks [10:36] you should never go there without being prepared [10:36] tfw you wait to go home because erp [10:37] I know that feel [10:37] thanks Hearth-Work [10:37] Is there a seapony rape cave there or something [10:37] Dunno what channel i'd count riverside as [10:37] welll... [10:37] there WAS... [10:37] Wait [10:37] WAT [10:37] We must investigate this [10:37] hmm? [10:38] Boris [10:38] #blameCap'n [10:38] Ugh...... [10:38] oh, they're gone now. [10:38] >investigate rape caverns [10:38] Ni problem Duskie. We all have shitty days and have to pick eachother up when it happens. [10:38] oh goodie [10:38] I guess [10:38] Able pls [10:38] This is for science [10:38] Why u wan ged raped [10:38] >implying I objects for the good 'ol >science [10:39] >science [10:39] I thought about pastebin this shit when I was walking [10:39] Someone is gona tell me what the fuck happned to lucy [10:39] because I was bored [10:39] Dente, you go first and we'll observe [10:39] Can I at least get a torch [10:39] No [10:39] fuck no [10:39] * Al_Dente looks down. "Fine." [10:39] >torch [10:40] inferior races, pls [10:40] Weaker races pls [10:40] shenanigans, Sarge [10:40] >implying you wouldn't just hurt yourself [10:40] Duskie, I think you need another hug. *Hugs Duskie again* [10:40] * Duskie hands Al_Dente a toothpick [10:40] this is your weapon [10:40] This isnt a torch.... [10:40] * Al_Dente takes toothpick [10:40] Just use your [10:40] hah, I approve Radiant [10:40] IMAGINATION [10:40] ^ [10:40] * Duskie hugs hearth "you're such a nice pone" [10:40] * Al_Dente wearily approaches the cavern entrance [10:40] Close your eyes, perk up those ears and don't breathe [10:40] Are they still in Snu Snu mode? [10:41] You can also imagine the seaponies aren't raping you [10:41] Boris pls! [10:41] While being raped [10:41] its all in your mind [10:41] Now I scured [10:41] I think science isnt worth it. [10:41] Just a dream~ [10:41] >inb4 pushed in [10:41] * Boris_ psuhes Dente in [10:41] i kent spiil [10:41] Do I hear someone...volunteering? [10:41] * Al_Dente falls. "BORIS WHAII!" [10:42] Scrumptious [10:42] How does one change name? [10:42] !roll 1d20 board up the entrance [10:42] 11 == 11 [10:42] * Able_Tome looks into the hole "Now shout everything you feel, Dente" [10:42] Sorry Dente [10:42] You locked in [10:42] !Roll d100 for akimbo toothpick [10:42] 15 == 15 [10:42] Use /nick *Newname* [10:42] * Al_Dente looks at a broken toothpick. [10:42] I try, Duskie. I try. [10:42] * Able_Tome brings out the parchment and quill "Anything you see there?" [10:42] * Sarge is now known as Sarge_looking [10:43] * Al_Dente cries. "I see rocks......." [10:43] "And darkness..." [10:43] we should rp together more often [10:43] I cant believe no one is going after lucy.... [10:43] Didnt you all just rescue her? [10:43] !roll 1d20 call of the seaponies [10:43] 10 == 10 [10:43] Yes shes gone missing agin [10:43] akimbo toothpick? seppuku* toothpick [10:43] * Able_Tome glances at the hole "Right, now for >science to work, just sing a rape song." [10:43] "Shoo bee doo" [10:43] Definitely! What time zone you in? [10:43] * Al_Dente starts singing 'dont touch me there.' [10:44] "Guies this isnt funny anymore, let me out." [10:44] * Al_Dente knocks at the boards. [10:44] !roll d100 for seaponies to hear the song [10:44] 10 == 10 [10:44] carefull, there are earth bobbits in there [10:44] * Able_Tome scratches his head "Louder, Dente." [10:44] * Al_Dente pounds on the boards. "This isnt cool!" [10:44] "Do you want t oget out" [10:44] * Chinook-afk is now known as Chinook [10:45] * Arrant (webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com) Quit ( Ping timeout: 192 seconds ) [10:45] !roll d100 for lusty seaponies [10:45] 54 == 54 [10:45] !Roll d100 for heading down right tunnel [10:45] 29 == 29 [10:45] >rape [10:45] * Al_Dente goes a random direction into the cavern. [10:45] who can Gm me looking for lucy? [10:45] * Al_Dente is no longer heard. [10:45] * Duskie is now known as Duskie_GM [10:45] roll d20 [10:45] * Able_Tome looks at Sarge "In rape caverns? Ok." [10:46] * Able_Tome pushes Sarge into the same hole Dente fell in [10:46] duskie do you mind? Ive got to atleast try to find her IC [10:46] roll al [10:46] b-but I boarded it up [10:46] * Able_Tome looks at the Sarge hitting the boards as he falls "Fff-...comrade, why?" [10:46] !Roll d20 for not being scured [10:46] 6 == 6 [10:46] * Able_Tome sighs "Oh well." [10:47] * Al_Dente is pratically shitting himself [10:47] * Bob (webchat@174-31-243-139.tukw.qwest.net) has joined #Fourcannon [10:47] Hey guys! [10:47] ((wait whats hapaning?)) [10:47] Hey fgt [10:47] You too [10:47] [Dente is going to get raped by seaponies] [10:47] You see something on the ground, it looks like... an other weapon! someone must have forgot it there [10:47] Whut [10:47] Grab your popcorn [10:47] do you get closer from it? [10:47] >not using based GM color [10:47] IS IT MY GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER THE SEAPONIES TOOK? [10:47] * Al_Dente runs and grabs whatever is on the ground, crouching quietly and listening. [10:47] BOB! *Tackle hugs him* [10:47] !roll d20 for good hearing [10:47] 2 == 2 [10:47] * Al_Dente listens to too much loud music [10:47] Nigga you deaf [10:47] do you get closer from it? [10:48] * Al_Dente moves closer [10:48] HEARTH! *Nuzzles her from the ground* [10:48] !roll d100 lusty seaponies notice Dente [10:48] 5 == 5 [10:48] It's an.... ANCIENT WOODEN SPOON [10:48] Hue [10:48] Lucky son of a bitch [10:48] * Al_Dente picks up the Spoon and stares at it. [10:48] [1d1/2 dmg] [10:48] [inb4 salad finger] [10:48] [lel] [10:48] [[ .5 dmg oh im fucked ]] [10:48] [NO] [10:48] [top lel, Boris] [10:49] you feel like an hidden power in the spoon [10:49] but you can't determine what is is yet [10:49] Too many feels today, Bob. It just hit me that Liven may not be coming back. ;_; [10:49] [Saladfingers pls] [10:49] Rusty spoon [10:49] wood don't rust [10:49] Salad hooves [10:49] !roll d20 for going in right direction [10:49] 19 == 19 [10:49] * Al_Dente goes left? Right? That way. [10:49] Oh God... I was hoping I wasn't remembering that right last night.... [10:49] As you keep going, you hear strange noises [10:49] roll d20 [10:49] ;_;; [10:49] !Roll d20 [10:49] 7 == 7 [10:49] [[ right into the rape -_- ]] [10:50] you can here some music, but can't tell what it is [10:50] [No tears] [10:50] !roll 1d100 for a spirit bomb for Liven [10:50] 5 == 5 [10:50] * Al_Dente crouches along the cavern wall, slowly moving ahead. [10:50] KEK WHY [10:50] [prepare your anus] [10:50] do you get in this direction? [10:50] Yes [10:50] >mfw was crying irl and trying to hid it from the children [10:50] !roll 1d100 for everyone to help with the spirit bomb [10:50] 21 == 21 [10:50] Haerth [10:50] pls ;_; [10:50] Hearth <3 [10:50] !roll d100 for spirit bomb [10:50] 44 == 44 [10:51] Bateman agrees [10:51] Damn... I really can't believe how much this is affecting me... [10:51] you can hear the music better now [10:51] T__T [10:51] it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW2HkjoC1h8 [10:51] !roll d100 to intensify spirit bomb [10:51] 52 == 52 [10:51] HAAAH [10:51] WAWW [10:51] It's growing captn' [10:51] Hug me Bob! [10:51] !roll 1d100 for Liven to come back soon ;_; [10:51] 2 == 2 [10:51] Unlucky you, you entered the giant lustrapeworms's nest [10:51] roll d20 [10:51] !roll d20 for running away [10:51] 1 == 1 [10:51] * Bob hugs Hearth, tearing up [10:51] [[ kek why ]] [10:52] !roll 1d100 for Liven to come back TODAY [10:52] 8 == 8 [10:52] you can't run away [10:52] [>lustrapeworm] [10:52] [omg] [10:52] [>Why] [10:52] but you feel something strange [10:52] [[ >scured ]] [10:52] the spoon seems warmer thanbefore [10:52] Your head things about running, but your legs beg for >rape and lead you to seaponies [10:52] * Hearth-Work clings onto Bob tightly, trying to hold back the tears [10:52] *thinks [10:52] !roll 1d100 for Kek to be kidding and blessing Liven [10:52] 78 == 78 [10:52] Better [10:53] * Al_Dente pulls out the spoon and looks at it. [10:53] roll d20 for trying to understand its hidden power [10:53] Yes, now stop rolling [10:53] Sorry but "Look at spoon" is not a proper command [10:53] * Bob holds Hearth close putting a hoof around her, looking up [10:53] !roll d20 for understanding [10:53] 19 == 19 [10:53] Of course [10:53] You get it, you KNOW [10:54] The spoon can be used to prevent raping [10:54] * Al_Dente holds the spoon out at the darkness. "No means No!" [10:54] you must stick it in your ass to activate it [10:54] "But i dun wan..." [10:54] hue, thought so [10:54] My sides have ascended this mortal plane [10:54] the worms look at you, you're spotted, music intesifies [10:55] >mfw waking up to gigantic feels AND rape PnP [10:55] Anus contracts on its own [10:55] !Roll d20 for not panicing [10:55] 9 == 9 [10:55] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ [10:55] * Al_Dente panics [10:55] they get closer, whipping the air with heir dick shaped tails [10:55] * GoldenTouch (Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Fourcannon [10:55] [Golden just in time] [10:55] Sorry for reminding you Bob, but it's been kinda eating at me this morning after Liven left for the day. [10:55] Hey Golden [10:55] * Al_Dente slowly puts the spoon in "Fuck me...." [10:55] hola [10:56] [[ inb4 it was a lie ]] [10:56] [Ruseman] [10:56] [what am i in time for?] [10:56] [Dente going to get tenacle raped] [10:56] [>lustrapeworm] [10:56] [[ golden pls help ]] [10:56] You notice it's still warm inside of you, you start to like it, roll to see if you became homo [10:56] No, thank you, I genuinely hoped that Liven saying all that wasn't real and I was just too tired to remember it right... [10:56] !roll d100 for ruse [10:56] 61 == 61 [10:56] [[ i didnt sign up for this, i signed up for the science ]] [10:56] * GoldenTouch lays down in a nice reclining chair and grabs popcorn [10:56] >roll for homo [10:56] hue [10:56] !Roll d20 for no homo [10:56] 4 == 4 [10:56] HA [10:57] GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY [10:57] Magical artifact in the ass? >science [10:57] gay~ [10:57] you start dancing following the music's rythm [10:57] [[ pls whai ]] [10:57] the worms now look sexy to you [10:57] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Myff5xAZM [10:57] I just hope everything takes a turn for the better, but I'm prepared for the worst [10:57] ahaha [10:57] [this is 100% cannon] [10:57] [[ Duskie pls no ]] [10:58] [[ pls bees over this ]] [10:58] [HA GAYEEEE] [10:58] [ [Boris my sides ]] [10:58] * Hearth-Work nuzzles Bob and sighs [10:58] Exactly. I'm feeling huge feels, cause he added in at the last minute "It could just be a bug bite or something"... [10:58] You look at the dicks tails, they seem to obsess you, you feel weird contractions around the spoon [10:58] the cavern echoes the "HEYEAYEAYEAYEA " [10:58] data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSERUUExQVFRUWFxQVGBUXFhQXGBcUFxcXFxgVGBgXHCYeFxkkGRcXHy8gIycpLCwsGB8xNTAqNSYrLCkBCQoKDgwOGg8PGikkHxwsLCwsKSwsKSwsLCwsKSwsLCwsLCwpKSwpLCwsLCwsKSwsKSksLCwsLCwpLCwsKSkpLP/AABEIAMABBwMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAIDBAYHAQj/xABSEAACAQIEAwUEBgUIBgYLAAABAgMAEQQSITEFQVEGEyJhcQcygZEUI6Gxs/BCUn [10:58] Gold pls [10:58] Golden, pls [10:58] http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGOtE9Zu25JMf8SaIWjRklXOMSaNGZ28aDAl5Y_i-dkjjdFHmt [10:58] * Bob returns the nuzzle, downtrodden [10:59] hue [10:59] * GreenSleeves (~kvirc@c-24-2-239-245.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #Fourcannon [10:59] !Roll d20 for snapping out of it [10:59] 11 == 11 [10:59] * Al_Dente feels dirty. [10:59] http://images.wikia.com/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg [10:59] filename pls [10:59] the worms are not close enough to touch you [10:59] roll d20 [10:59] You still have time [10:59] !Roll d20 for something anything [10:59] 8 == 8 [10:59] Repent [11:00] HA [11:00] [[ pls no ]] [11:00] I really hope he's being overdramatic or paranoid, but we can only wait and hope now. I gotta return to my job now. Later everyone! [11:00] >Pokemontowerdefense [11:00] >for something anything [11:00] You've asked for this [11:00] Bye Hearth! [11:00] [[ able pls ]] [11:00] you never washed yourself yet the worms aren't disgusted [11:00] Cya [11:00] roll initiative [11:00] That's what I'm hoping for, too. [11:00] !roll d20 [11:00] 1 == 1 [11:00] [my sides] [11:00] This is just like monster girl quest! [11:00] [[ im gonna get raped -_- ]] [11:00] muh sides [11:00] !roll 4d20 [11:00] 19, 13, 14, 14 == 60 [11:00] AHAHAHA [11:00] [[ pls no ]] [11:01] the first worm tries to stick his dick in your ass [11:01] aw shit, this is looking scrumptious [11:01] !roll d20 [11:01] 13 == 13 [11:01] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [11:01] hit! [11:01] [[ I still have a spoon in my ass ]] [11:01] [[ pls no rectal trauma ]] [11:01] roll d4 [11:01] * Hearth-Work (webchat@me82d36d0.tmodns.net) Quit ( Quit: Web client closed ) [11:01] !roll d4 [11:01] 2 == 2 [11:01] >the worm doesn't crawl up, sticking spoon [11:01] Its pushing it in, Dente [11:01] it penetrates your anus 2cm deep [11:01] We need to go deeper [11:01] [HA] [11:01] but the spoon blocks him [11:01] the second worm's turn [11:01] >roll for spoon to break [11:01] "Pls spoon" [11:01] !roll d20 [11:01] 17 == 17 [11:01] hit! [11:01] >Roll for spoon to be pushed in [11:01] roll d4 [11:02] Dat teamwork! [11:02] !roll d4 [11:02] 4 == 4 [11:02] CRITICAL! [11:02] [REKT] [11:02] Teamwork be based [11:02] [[ inb4 clinic visit "I have a spoon in my ass" ]] [11:02] it penetrates your anus 4cm deeps, pushing the spoon deeper [11:02] third worm [11:02] "I'VE GOT A SPOON IN MY BUM!" [11:02] !roll d20 [11:02] 14 == 14 [11:02] HIT [11:02] [>Prostate examinations] [11:02] !roll d4 [11:02] 4 == 4 [11:02] CRITICAL! [11:02] [Go for the mouth fgt] [11:02] [[ im getting ruined ]] [11:03] * Bob is now known as Ass_Doc [11:03] yet again your anus is raped, strangely it's not that bad [11:03] * Ass_Doc is now known as Bob [11:03] last worm [11:03] !roll d20 [11:03] 6 == 6 [11:03] [[ thank kek ]] [11:03] ie tries to stick his dick in your mouth but you manage to dodge [11:03] your turn [11:03] it* [11:03] >inb4 trying to take the worms out of his ass and critfailing [11:04] !roll d20 for prayer [11:04] 16 == 16 [11:04] you pray [11:04] but this is not verry effective [11:04] lel [11:04] [[ it never really is :\ ]] [11:04] roll for divine fucks given [11:04] >GOD SMITES ALL WORMS [11:04] ! [11:04] !roll d20 for holy diver [11:04] 5 == 5 [11:04] hehehehe [11:04] God has abandoned ye [11:04] you feel the ground shaking! [11:04] it's like an earthquake [11:04] but weaker [11:05] >inb4 more worms [11:05] "I don wan ded!" [11:05] ITS THE RAPE GORILLA [11:05] >inb4 worms hatching out of h-... [11:05] he was invited by the worms a bit earlier [11:05] wait wut [11:05] but he was late [11:05] [[ pls be too late ]] [11:05] it's a 3 meters tall pink gorilla [11:05] [It is] [11:05] [For you] [11:05] with a HUGE D [11:06] [HAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHA] [11:06] !Roll d20 for not crying like a bitch [11:06] 10 == 10 [11:06] * Al_Dente starts to cry [11:06] [does anyone hear that?] [11:06] roll d20 [11:06] !Roll d20 [11:06] 10 == 10 [11:06] roll for anal circumference [11:06] [Can I join the fray?] [11:06] [it... it sounds like a train chugging down the track] [11:06] the gorilla thinks you're pretty ugly, but he's horny anyway [11:06] [[ Golden pls ]] [11:06] [[ Duskie pls ]] [11:06] [TOOT TOOT!!! ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN] [11:06] you feel it inside you [11:06] !roll 1d100 for Kek to help me join [11:06] 12 == 12 [11:07] [[CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER] [11:07] I don't speak about the spoon [11:07] ;-; [11:07] * GoldenTouch is now known as Conductor [11:07]