Session Start: Thu Jul 18 10:34:59 2013
Session Ident:#FourCannon-docks
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[10:34] ->> Channel created on 7/4/2013 11:52:07 PM
[10:35] ->> You are now known as Al_Dente
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[10:37] <Sarge> "ANYONE HERE?!"
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[10:37] <Sarge> "where the fuck is everone......."
[10:38] * Sarge runs back to the INN
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[10:45] * Duskie is now known as Duskie_GM
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[11:21] * Chinook walks down towards an area not too far from one of the warehouses and motions to a circle of dirt
[11:22] * Ikea follows, still confused about what's going on
[11:22] * Bob trots to the Docks, saddlebag full of medical supplies
[11:22] * GoldenTouch continues to walk on sunshine
[11:22] <Chinook> (Bob you can GM right?)
[11:22] * Ikea is weakly humming Danger Zone
[11:23] * GoldenTouch picks up on the tune and humms along, still walking on sunshine
[11:23] <Bob> [Argh, I guess but I'm not good at it]
[11:23] * Bob hums the part in perfect melody
[11:23] <Chinook> [hold on a sec]
[11:24] <GoldenTouch> [i mean, i can]
[11:24] <Chinook> [Alright then, we'll work together. Should be simple enough]
[11:25] <Bob> [We can alternate too!  10 hits for Uni/Earth, 12 for Pega right?]
[11:25] <Chinook> [earthies get +2 chance to hit]
[11:25] <Bob> [Unis get fucking nothing]
[11:25] <Chinook> [#nerdshit]
[11:26] <GoldenTouch> Bob, so since im peg
[11:26] <GoldenTouch> 10s hit me
[11:26] <GoldenTouch> ?
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[11:26] <Chinook> [Gold your a pegasus right?]
[11:26] <GoldenTouch> [yes mam]
[11:26] <Chinook> [bob needs a 12 to hit]
[11:26] <GoldenTouch> [and if you were blazing you'd think im a female]
[11:26] * Al_Dente slowly trots his way towards the docks, rubbing his eyes as he goes.
[11:27] <GoldenTouch> [That would be alot hotter....]
[11:27] <Bob> "Alright Golden, care to pick up where we left off?"
[11:27] <Chinook> "Take a seat, Ikea"
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[11:28] <GoldenTouch> "Of course good squire"
[11:28] * GoldenTouch looks at al as he walks by "What crawled up his ass?"
[11:28] <Chinook> [lel]
[11:28] * Ikea takes a seat
[11:28] * Al_Dente looks at Golden with a look of sheer terror, then no emotion. "Nothing......"
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[11:28] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for poker face
[11:28] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[11:28] * Al_Dente looks meh, i guess ok.
[11:28] <Bob> "Had a bad dream, Al?"
[11:29] <Arrant> [Al_Dente]
[11:29] <Boris_> [hue]
[11:29] * Al_Dente nods. "You have.....No idea...."
[11:29] <Arrant> [Honey_Rose]
[11:29] <Arrant> [Pinging]
[11:29] <Bob> [Rain can you GM?]
[11:29] <GoldenTouch> "Yeah man you scared me and light last night~"
[11:29] <Arrant> [I won't be here to work on Dock Repairs]
[11:29] <GoldenTouch> [neither will i]
[11:29] <Arrant> [Family's over, and I'm cutting the grass]
[11:29] <Rain_Drop> (What am I gmin?)
[11:29] <Arrant> [Do what you will]
[11:29] <GoldenTouch> [a.... Tea party]
[11:30] <Arrant> [Take care, I'll be back soon enough]
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[11:30] * Al_Dente looks at Golden with no emotion.
[11:30] <Boris_> [Das pretty gay]
[11:30] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for mental truma
[11:30] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[11:30] <Chinook> (Oh hey rain, we were gonna embarass ourselves and try it on our own)
[11:30] <GoldenTouch> [HA]
[11:30] * Al_Dente has a crazed look in his eyes, he doesnt break out of his stare.
[11:30] <Chinook> [Al is messed the fuck up]
[11:30] <Rain_Drop> (WHere you guys doing another sparing session?)
[11:30] <Boris_> [Getting raped by worms will do that to you]
[11:30] <Chinook> (Bob's rematch)
[11:31] <Chinook> (or rather match that never started)
[11:31] * Al_Dente just sits down and stares off into nothingness.
[11:31] * GoldenTouch dawns his mask again
[11:31] * GoldenTouch is now GOLD-MYSTERIO
[11:31] <Bob> [>We both had 10 after like 3 rounds]
[11:31] * Bob is now Bob the Rock Johnson!
[11:31] * Ikea is new very worried
[11:31] * Ikea is now very worried
[11:31] <Rain_Drop> (Alright sure_
[11:32] * Boris_ is not here so he cannot emote
[11:32] * Rain_Drop is now known as Rain_DropGM
[11:32] * Chinook nods his head with a grin at Ikea
[11:32] <Chinook> "Its time"
[11:32] <Bob> "Hey... I'm here for ya Al if you need someone to talk to, okay?"
[11:32] <Rain_DropGM> Lets get ready to RRRRUMBLE!
[11:32] <GoldenTouch> "So bobby, you ready for the BOUCKA BOUCKA 6-1-9"
[11:32] * Al_Dente looks at Bob. "Make the dream stop.......Just make them stop....."
[11:32] <Rain_DropGM> Whose going in first?
[11:32] * Ikea whimpers
[11:32] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZgJ56_EO8A
[11:33] * Bob clashes his front hooves together... but falls due to imbalance
[11:33] <Bob> "R-ready!"
[11:33] <GoldenTouch> "Yes"
[11:34] <Rain_DropGM> In the first corner we have Bobby the docter! Best be ready for a beating cuz he'll just patch ya up again just to tear ya down!
[11:34] * Chinook cheers
[11:34] <Rain_DropGM> IN the other corner we have Golden Touch! Watch out folks this boys knows his stuff one touch and your dead!
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> On 3 (Roll!)
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> 1
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> 2
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> 3
[11:35] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 init
[11:35] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[11:35] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:35] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[11:35] <GoldenTouch> >69
[11:35] * Bob floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee with a nasty uppercut!
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby goes in first rocketing from the corner!
[11:35] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:35] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[11:35] <Bob> :D
[11:35] <Rain_DropGM> (hit)
[11:35] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[11:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[11:35] <Bob> Kek plz
[11:36] * Al_Dente slowly stands up and watches the brawl.
[11:36] <Chinook> "Ooh!"
[11:36] <Rain_DropGM> The blow connects! Knocking Goldy back a step!
[11:36] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy recovers!
[11:36] * GoldenTouch is still walking on sunshine, dances up to Bob then roundhouse kicks
[11:36] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:36] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[11:36] <Rain_DropGM> (hit)
[11:36] <Bob> "Hey, you okay bro?"
[11:36] <Bob> "Oof!"
[11:36] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:36] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[11:37] <GoldenTouch> "Are you?"
[11:37] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby is hit by the round house!
[11:37] * Bob winces, and brushes himself off "Eeyup."
[11:37] <Rain_DropGM> (Roll!)
[11:37] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:37] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[11:37] <Chinook> "....I gotta try that"
[11:37] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:37] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[11:37] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwtNfVHuDhI
[11:37] <Bob> [welp]
[11:37] * Al_Dente watches the two ponies fight with intrigue.
[11:37] <Boris_> [Golden pls]
[11:37] <Rain_DropGM> Golden pushes the advantage!
[11:38] <Rain_DropGM> (goldy what do)
[11:38] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to pull a michael jackson dance move and go for another mid air spin kick
[11:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:38] <GoldenTouch> >HA
[11:38] <Al_Dente> [[ you only touch children lol ]]
[11:38] <Lucyne_Missing> [Sheesh, I disappear and Rain takes out her anger in the ring, just wonderfully]
[11:38] <Ikea> [When will you stop hurting her, Lucy?]
[11:39] <Bob> [Rain isn't fighting!  Also WE RESCUE MISSION NOW?]
[11:39] <Rain_DropGM> You slip and wack yourself in the family jewels!
[11:39] <Rain_DropGM> 1 dmg
[11:39] <Lucyne_Missing> [I have already lost Ikea]
[11:39] <Lucyne_Missing> [Lucy is already so far gone]
[11:39] <Al_Dente> [[ what do you mean by lost? ]]
[11:39] <Rain_DropGM> (!)
[11:39] <Lucyne_Missing> [You'll see within due time]
[11:39] <GoldenTouch> [Like.... your on an island?]
[11:39] <Bob> [What]
[11:39] <Al_Dente> [[ >scured ]]
[11:39] <Ikea> [/me shakes his head]
[11:39] <Al_Dente> [[ dat forboding ]]
[11:39] <Rain_DropGM> (You and me are going to have a long ass conversation on needing to comunicate Lucy...)
[11:40] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for a swift jab to Golden's jaw
[11:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[11:40] <Lucyne_Missing> [I'll be back once I clear some stuff up with Bacon and others]
[11:40] <Rain_DropGM> (Hit)
[11:40] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[11:40] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:40] <Ikea> [Oh well... gonna be sort of fun trying to slap you back into rationality...]
[11:40] <GoldenTouch> [love tap]
[11:40] <Rain_DropGM> You merely clip golden on the chin
[11:40] <Rain_DropGM> Roll!
[11:40] <Lucyne_Missing> [There is nothing left to slap, really...]
[11:40] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:40] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[11:40] <Chinook> "What're you tickling him, Bob?"
[11:41] * Al_Dente moves around the circle and stands next to Chin, whispering into this ear.
[11:41] <Rain_DropGM> (Then I hug and cuddle you back into rationalty then damnit!)
[11:41] <Rain_DropGM> Bob roll
[11:41] <Ikea> [I sort of guessed... kinda lurked your talk with Able off and on... which is why I say try to slap you back]
[11:41] <Bob> "It's a legitimate strategy!"
[11:41] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:41] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[11:41] <Ikea> [operative word being -try-]
[11:41] <Boris_> [rekt]
[11:41] * GoldenTouch is a smooth criminal and continues to dance faster before a swift kick to bobs gut
[11:41] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:41] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[11:41] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:41] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[11:41] <GoldenTouch> >get reked m8
[11:41] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy is a smooth criminal and launches a devastating kick!
[11:42] <Bob> [Lucy I promise to help find you!]
[11:42] <Lucyne_Missing> [You're getting your ass handed right now, shush]
[11:42] <Al_Dente> [[ burn ]]
[11:42] <Chinook> "Knocked the wind right outta him!"
[11:42] * Bob gets knocked- BUT HE GETS UP AGAIN!  "You're never gonna keep me down!"
[11:42] <Al_Dente> "Never gonna give you up!"
[11:42] <Bob> *Get knocked down
[11:42] <Rain_DropGM> Never gonna let you down!
[11:42] <Chinook> Never gonna carry on with this song!
[11:42] <Bob> [Status?  4 HP]
[11:43] <Rain_DropGM> Never gonna run around and desert you~
[11:43] <Rain_DropGM> (yep)
[11:43] * Al_Dente slaps Chin in the back of the head.
[11:43] <Al_Dente> "How long till that stops being funny."
[11:43] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to make him cry, never gonna say goodbye
[11:43] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[11:43] <Chinook> "Wha?"
[11:43] <Al_Dente> [[ based ]]
[11:43] <Bob> [Critical or no?]
[11:43] <Rain_DropGM> (20s a crit)
[11:43] <Chinook> [nope]
[11:43] <Bob> [Gotcha]
[11:43] <Rain_DropGM> (You just really aimed well)
[11:43] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[11:43] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:44] <Bob> Dangit Kek
[11:44] <Rain_DropGM> (...)
[11:44] <Chinook> (Blame lack of squats and oatz)
[11:44] <GoldenTouch> "Bob... you must be a stranger to love"
[11:44] <Rain_DropGM> You aimed well enough to make him tear up from your amazing precsion!
[11:44] <Rain_DropGM> (Roll1)
[11:44] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:44] <GameServ> 9 == 9
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[11:45] <Dr_Bob> [Sorry, what I miss?]
[11:45] <Al_Dente> "How about he's knocks your shit?!
[11:45] <Al_Dente> "
[11:45] <Rain_DropGM> roll intit new round
[11:45] <Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[11:45] <Boris_> [Dente]
[11:45] <Dr_Bob> Ech
[11:45] <Rain_DropGM> also
[11:45] <GoldenTouch> tie...
[11:45] <Rain_DropGM> You aimed well enough to make him tear up from your amazing precsion!
[11:45] <Al_Dente> [[ yes Boris ]]
[11:45] <GoldenTouch> and then i said your a stranger to love bob
[11:45] <Boris_> [i got surprise]
[11:46] <Rain_DropGM> both of you roll to hit!
[11:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:46] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[11:46] <Dr_Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:46] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[11:46] <Dr_Bob> Whut
[11:46] * Chinook tuts
[11:46] <GoldenTouch> we both rolled inits 9
[11:46] <Dr_Bob> My IRC just fucked up, who rolled the 15?
[11:46] <GoldenTouch> me
[11:46] <Dr_Bob> Dangit
[11:46] <Al_Dente> [[ im scured boris [[
[11:46] <Al_Dente> [[ its not worms is it? ]]
[11:46] <Boris_> [Is good surprise]
[11:46] <Boris_> [Not worms]
[11:46] <Rain_DropGM> You both ran at each other yelling and screaming before launching a punch at each other! Due to Goldt having longer arms he connects and Bob misses
[11:47] <Rain_DropGM> goldy rol dmg
[11:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:47] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:47] <Dr_Bob> [HP Golden?]
[11:47] * Bob (webchat@174-31-243-139.tukw.qwest.net) Quit ( Ping timeout: 192 seconds )
[11:47] <GoldenTouch> 5
[11:47] * Dr_Bob is now known as Bob
[11:47] <Al_Dente> [[ tell meh boris ]]
[11:47] <Rain_DropGM> New round!
[11:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[11:47] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:47] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[11:47] <Bob> BASED
[11:47] <Al_Dente> [[ bob pls ]]
[11:47] <Rain_DropGM> (god you two hit like fillies...)
[11:47] <Chinook> (finally)
[11:48] <Rain_DropGM> Bob shakes off the strike and swings!
[11:48] <GoldenTouch> [ ;_; i dunt wanna hurt bobby]
[11:48] <Al_Dente> [[ golden pls ]]
[11:48] <Al_Dente> [[ hes a doctor ]]
[11:48] <Rain_DropGM> roll bobby
[11:48] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for bucking Golden with surgical precision!
[11:48] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[11:48] <Bob> [Fugg]
[11:48] <Rain_DropGM> With surgical precsion it ocnnect!
[11:48] <Bob> [Golden pls, it's all in good fun!]
[11:48] <GoldenTouch> pegasus
[11:48] <Chinook> [he's pegasus]
[11:48] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[11:48] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[11:48] <Bob> BASED
[11:48] <Rain_DropGM> Oh shit reallY?
[11:49] <Bob> WHAT
[11:49] <GoldenTouch> yep
[11:49] <Bob> Gah
[11:49] <Chinook> one off. Based racial bonus
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> WELP
[11:49] * Bob looks like a fool
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> Retcon button is a go!
[11:49] * Bob presses the shame button
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby misses!
[11:49] <Chinook> R-r-r-r-rewind
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> Gold your tunr
[11:49] * GoldenTouch charges at bob and uses wing attack!
[11:49] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:49] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[11:49] -> *Boris* tell meh what the suprise is
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> Hit!
[11:49] <Bob> "It's" *Cough* "Super effective!"
[11:49] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:49] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:49] <Rain_DropGM> That was just to hit him with your wing right?
[11:50] <GoldenTouch> >hard
[11:50] <GoldenTouch> >not hard enough
[11:50] * Bob calls his inner Chumbawamba to get up again
[11:50] <Rain_DropGM> New Round
[11:50] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:50] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[11:50] <Chinook> "You cleaning him or something?"
[11:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[11:50] <Rain_DropGM> Bob takes the field!
[11:50] * Bob coughs, smiling "Golden plz, I'm taken!"
[11:51] <Rain_DropGM> (can try magic just a thought...)
[11:51] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to float like a bee and sting like a butterfly
[11:51] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[11:51] * Al_Dente looks at the two fighers and smiles. "Are you two going to circle jerk or fight?"
[11:51] <Bob> [I don't fight dirty :P]
[11:51] <Boris_> >Butterfly
[11:51] <Boris_> >Sting
[11:51] <GoldenTouch> "both?"
[11:51] <Rain_DropGM> You float like a rock and sting like a fluffy pone)
[11:51] <Al_Dente> [[ fluffy pone drowns ]]
[11:51] <Rain_DropGM> Goldys turn
[11:51] <Chinook> [hey fluffy pone covered in hair gel can hurt]
[11:51] * GoldenTouch takes advantage of bobs misses and uses headbutt
[11:51] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:51] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[11:51] <Rain_DropGM> Bob jerks his head back!
[11:51] <Rain_DropGM> new round
[11:51] * Bob uses smooth moves to avoid it!
[11:52] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:52] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[11:52] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[11:52] <Rain_DropGM> Gold keeps up the momentum and starts thenew round!
[11:52] * Al_Dente claps his hooves
[11:52] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to use mach punch
[11:52] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[11:52] * Chinook tries whistling
[11:52] <Rain_DropGM> (Hit(
[11:52] <Bob> "It's Super Effective!!!!"
[11:52] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:52] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[11:52] <Boris_> [sanic punch]
[11:53] <Al_Dente> "Gotta go fast!"
[11:53] <Chinook> [The Golden Touch]
[11:53] <Bob> [Nonlethal means stay at 0 and heal twice as fast right?]
[11:53] <GoldenTouch> [don't forget your chance to get up
[11:53] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby flies back from the mach punch nearly breaking the sound barrier as he flies!
[11:53] <Rain_DropGM> (Yep)
[11:53] <Bob> [How do I do that?]
[11:53] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby roll d20 DC is 15
[11:53] <Chinook> (roll a 15)
[11:53] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to clutch it out
[11:53] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[11:53] <Bob> BASED
[11:53] <GoldenTouch> OOOOOHHHHH
[11:54] * Bob smiles "Not gonna be that easy, Golden!"
[11:54] <Rain_DropGM> Bobby struggles a bit before getting back up with 5 points of hp!
[11:54] * Chinook claps his hooves "Oh, this ain't over yet!"
[11:54] * GoldenTouch smiles back "I didn't expect it to be"
[11:54] <Al_Dente> "SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!"
[11:54] <Rain_DropGM> New ROund!
[11:54] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:54] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[11:54] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:54] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[11:54] * Bob is rejuvenated!
[11:54] <Chinook> [Bob is back with a vengeance]
[11:54] * GoldenTouch used a full restore
[11:55] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy is shocked by Bobs revival allowing Bob to take the initiative!
[11:55] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for dance fight punch!
[11:55] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[11:55] <Rain_DropGM> hit
[11:55] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[11:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:55] <GoldenTouch> hue
[11:55] <Rain_DropGM> for a love tap
[11:55] <Bob> "Kek, come ON!"
[11:55] <Boris_> [You dance like a girl, and punch like one too]
[11:55] <Chinook> "Well that was a let down"
[11:55] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:55] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy trips onto his face
[11:55] <Rain_DropGM> 1 dmg
[11:55] <GoldenTouch> [well... fuck me in the bum]
[11:55] * Al_Dente yells "Is this a brawl or capoeira?"
[11:55] <Bob> [Ech, at least I have de secks with a gril too]
[11:56] <Bob> "A capoeira, duh!"
[11:56] <Rain_DropGM> New Round
[11:56] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:56] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[11:56] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:56] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[11:56] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to punch "Mine is the horn that will pierce the heavens!"
[11:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[11:56] * Bob does not pierce the heavens
[11:56] * Chinook facehooves
[11:56] * Al_Dente laughs
[11:56] <Rain_DropGM> (god you guys suck at this...)
[11:56] <Al_Dente> [[ i dont ]]
[11:56] <Boris_> [fgt]
[11:57] <Bob> [You and me soon Rain!]
[11:57] <Rain_DropGM> Goldys turn
[11:57] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to use high-jump-kick "I'll be the one to soar to the heavens!"
[11:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19
[11:57] <Bob> [Love you too Comrade]
[11:57] <Rain_DropGM> (So flight?)
[11:57] <GoldenTouch> >no just a jump kick
[11:57] <Rain_DropGM> (ah it hits then)
[11:57] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:57] <Rain_DropGM> reroll
[11:57] <Bob> ...
[11:57] <Rain_DropGM> d4 plz
[11:57] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:57] <GoldenTouch> HA
[11:57] <Bob> HUE
[11:58] <Rain_DropGM> DOCKS BE CURSED YO!
[11:58] <Rain_DropGM> new round
[11:58] <Al_Dente> "Lies and slander!"
[11:58] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:58] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[11:58] <Bob> [4 Hp.. You Golden?]
[11:58] <GoldenTouch> 3
[11:58] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[11:58] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[11:58] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy is tiring, Bob takes the initiative
[11:58] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to suplex Golden
[11:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[11:58] <Bob> GAH
[11:58] <Rain_DropGM> ...
[11:58] <Bob> "WAUGH!"
[11:58] <Rain_DropGM> You somehow supplex yourself
[11:59] <Chinook> [farewell spine]
[11:59] <Rain_DropGM> 1 dmg
[11:59] <Rain_DropGM> goldy
[11:59] <Bob> [We tied at 3 now]
[11:59] <Rain_DropGM> yep
[11:59] * Chinook just looks confused at the improptu game of twister
[11:59] * GoldenTouch used tackle
[11:59] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[11:59] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[11:59] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[11:59] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[12:00] <Rain_DropGM> it connects
[12:00] <Bob> ">Using Tackl-OOF!"
[12:00] * Al_Dente scoffs at the two ponies "You two really need to work on your form."
[12:00] <Rain_DropGM> Bob is on the floor pinned by Goldy!
[12:00] <Chinook> "More like that!"
[12:00] * GoldenTouch uses mean look at Al
[12:00] <Rain_DropGM> New round!
[12:00] <GoldenTouch> *Al cannot escape*
[12:00] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[12:00] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[12:00] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[12:00] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[12:00] * Al_Dente just looks at Golden.
[12:00] <Rain_DropGM> Bob you can try to escape or try to hit him back
[12:01] <GoldenTouch> [do you get penelty?]
[12:01] <Bob> [What's the benefits to escaping?]
[12:01] <Al_Dente> [[ you dont get shit slapped ]]
[12:01] <Rain_DropGM> He doesnt get to wail on you? I would figure your ac would be lowered since you know cant move
[12:01] <Bob> Does it count as a free move is successful?
[12:02] <Chinook> (by 2?)
[12:02] <Rain_DropGM> I would say thats fair Chin making him have ac of 8
[12:02] <Bob> You know what fuck it
[12:02] <Chinook> (we should make some notes on this)
[12:02] <Rain_DropGM> (we should)
[12:02] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to lay into Golden's face while pinned
[12:02] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[12:03] <Bob> Gah
[12:03] <Rain_DropGM> Ya miss
[12:03] <Rain_DropGM> Goldy!
[12:03] * GoldenTouch used hyper beam! i mean... karate chop on bob
[12:03] <Bob> [Sweating intensifies]
[12:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
[12:03] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[12:03] <Rain_DropGM> Hit!
[12:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
[12:03] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[12:03] <Bob> Welp, wouldn't have mattered if I escaped!
[12:04] <Rain_DropGM> Ending the round with a karate chop of the grandmother Golden knocks out Bob!
[12:04] <Bob> "Waugh~"
[12:04] <GoldenTouch> "Bob... you just got hit by.... a smooth criminal"
[12:04] <Chinook> "Welp, who's gonna fix him up?"
[12:04] <Rain_DropGM> We have our winner! The one the only GOOOLDEN TOUUUCH!
[12:05] <Rain_DropGM> Get some water
[12:05] <Rain_DropGM> splash on comatose pony
[12:05] <Rain_DropGM> roll d6
[12:05] * Chinook gets a bucket from nearby and splashes it on Bob
[12:05] <Rain_DropGM> cold water works wonders on knocked out ponies from spars
[12:05] <Al_Dente> "It does,"
[12:05] <Al_Dente> "Golden, Good match."
[12:06] <GoldenTouch> "Thanks"
[12:06] * Chinook turns to Ikea
[12:06] * GoldenTouch leans down to bob "You okay m8?"
[12:06] <Chinook> "So, whaddya think?"
[12:06] * Al_Dente trots over to bob and tries to help him up.
[12:06] <Rain_DropGM> Bob roll d6 for recovery
[12:07] * GoldenTouch gained 340 experience
[12:07] <GoldenTouch> *huh? GoldenTouch is evolving!*
[12:07] <Al_Dente> [[ golden pls ]]
[12:07] <Bob> !roll 1d6 to snap out of it
[12:07] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[12:07] <Bob> "Ah!"
[12:08] * GoldenTouch cancelled the evolution
[12:08] * Bob coughs, and stretches out a hoof to Golden "Good show!  Taht was really fun!"
[12:08] * Al_Dente perks up. "Any chance of another fight?"
[12:08] * GoldenTouch takes it "Yeah it was"
[12:08] * Chinook perks up
[12:08] <Ikea> "... I was expecting more tea..."
[12:08] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to disinfect my wounds
[12:08] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[12:08] <Bob> !roll 1d5
[12:08] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[12:08] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to bandage
[12:08] <GameServ> (2) + 3 == 5
[12:08] * GoldenTouch learned Brick Break
[12:08] <Bob> Nope
[12:09] <Bob> [Nonlethal heals double right?]
[12:09] <Rain_DropGM> yep
[12:09] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to disinfect Golden's wounds
[12:09] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[12:09] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[12:09] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 we step up into fight to the death ]]
[12:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[12:09] <Chinook> "So how's about it Ikea? Up for a scrap?"
[12:09] <Boris_> [>Fight to the death]
[12:09] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to bandage Golden up
[12:09] <GameServ> (9) + 3 == 12
[12:09] <Boris_> [This  Icould return to]
[12:09] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[12:09] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[12:09] <Ikea> "Nah... I'm not much of a scrapper"
[12:09] <Bob> [Welp, I think we're both at full HP thanks to nonlethal recovery!]
[12:10] <Ikea> "Prefer hitting bad guys to friends"
[12:10] <GoldenTouch> "Thanks bobby!"
[12:10] * Al_Dente looks at Ikea. "Well you could always fight me."
[12:10] * Al_Dente starts to grin.
[12:10] <Chinook> "We're all friends here Ikea. Buuuut, suit yourself"
[12:10] <Bob> "No problem bro!  Hey Rain, you and me next?"
[12:10] <Bob> "After Chinook and Ikea?"
[12:10] <Ikea> [wait, Rain's here IC?]
[12:10] <Bob> [I thought so]
[12:10] * GoldenTouch looks at ikea "you just need to use your IMAGINATION"
[12:11] * Bob draws out a rainbow "Imagination~"
[12:11] <Chinook> [she's just GM'ing isn't she?]
[12:11] <Bob> [Oh well then]
[12:11] <GoldenTouch> [I'll Gm the next fight]
[12:11] <Ikea> "... right... Still, not much of a recreational fighter"
[12:11] * Al_Dente walks up to Ikea and pats his shoulder. "Gotta start somewhere."
[12:11] <Bob> "Well then, I really want to prove myself after that last fight!"
[12:11] <Rain_DropGM> yep not here IC starting to panick due to missing lucy
[12:12] <Bob> "Come on Ikea, it's all pure fun!"
[12:12] * Rain_DropGM is now known as Rain_Drop
[12:12] <Bob> [Gotcha, pressing shameful retcon button]
[12:12] * GoldenTouch puts his forearm around bob "Yeah just fun"
[12:12] * Al_Dente puts one hoof behind his back and raises his other. "Ill even give you a handicap."
[12:12] <Lucyne_Missing> (Coming back in an hour or so)
[12:12] * Chinook puts on a sad face "I'll go easy on you~"
[12:12] <Ikea> "... and pain... Fun and pain\"
[12:13] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8
[12:13] <Al_Dente> "What is life without and little excitement, a little pizazzz."
[12:13] * Al_Dente roll d20 for looking cool
[12:13] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for looking cool
[12:13] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[12:13] * Al_Dente looks like a pretty cool guy
[12:14] <Chinook> "So who's up?"
[12:14] <GoldenTouch> "I'm done fighting, i'm gonna retire undefeated"
[12:14] <Boris_> [Guise]
[12:14] <Boris_> [guise]
[12:14] * Al_Dente laughs and looks towards Golden. "Your only as good as next day's fight."
[12:14] <Boris_> [guise]
[12:14] <Al_Dente> [[ yus ]]
[12:14] <Boris_> [guise]
[12:14] <Boris_> [guise]
[12:14] <GoldenTouch> [guirls]
[12:14] <Boris_> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk]
[12:15] <Ikea> "Well, back to the inn, then?"
[12:15] * Boris_ quietly approaches the docks
[12:15] * Bob puts a hoof around Golden "Man, remind me to not go easy on you next time!"
[12:15] * Chinook tries psyching himself down
[12:15] * Bob smiles
[12:15] * Al_Dente looks over at Boris "Hey! BORIS!"
[12:15] * GoldenTouch smiles too "Your telling me"
[12:15] <Boris_> [Fuk u i was gonna sneak up]
[12:15] * Chinook notices the mighty Slav
[12:15] <Al_Dente> [[ slav subtle, pls ]]
[12:15] <GoldenTouch> [was this your enterance theme?]
[12:16] <Boris_> [Yes]
[12:16] <GoldenTouch> "IIIIIITISSS THE SLAVIC SLUGGER TO THE NORTH!!! BOIRSSSS~"
[12:16] <Al_Dente> "Ivan please."
[12:16] <GoldenTouch> >BORISSSS~
[12:16] * Boris_ smiles
[12:17] * Chinook approaches with a grin
[12:17] <Boris_> "The people's Champion isn't leaving just yet"
[12:17] <Boris_> [Is rain here]
[12:17] <Al_Dente> [[ OH FUCK MAH GARDEN BRB ]]
[12:17] <Chinook> [Been sweltering all day]
[12:17] <Chinook> "Good"
[12:18] <GoldenTouch> [ummmm do we have anything to write with?
[12:18] <Boris_> [Dente needs to stop growing weed]
[12:18] <GoldenTouch> [like IC]
[12:18] <Chinook> [some charcoal I'd say]
[12:18] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to look around the wreckage for charcoal
[12:18] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[12:19] <Chinook> [also http://pastebin.com/SABUAh7f]
[12:19] * GoldenTouch cannot find that dang charcoal anywhere
[12:19] <Boris_> [wat]
[12:19] <GoldenTouch> [Nvm chinnok, i was gonna make a IC leaderboard]
[12:19] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 to help Golden find charcoal
[12:19] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[12:20] <Boris_> [git gud fgt]
[12:20] * Boris_ spots some charcoal next to a barrel
[12:20] <Boris_> "Hey Golden"
[12:20] * Boris_ picks up
[12:21] <Bob> "Boris!"
[12:21] <Boris_> "Hey there doc"
[12:23] <Bob> "Heya!"
[12:23] <Al_Dente> [[ back what  i miss ]]
[12:24] <Chinook> Boris arrvied
[12:24] <GoldenTouch> "Hey?"
[12:24] * Al_Dente blinks and shakes his head, coming back from daydreaming.
[12:24] <Boris_> "Nothin'"
[12:24] <Boris_> [You didn't say in IC]
[12:25] <Boris_> [i goofed]
[12:25] <GoldenTouch> "Has anyone found any charcoal?"
[12:25] <Al_Dente> "Hey Boris, how did you sleep?"
[12:25] <Chinook> "Boris got some just then"
[12:26] * Boris_ looks down
[12:26] <GoldenTouch> [chinook who did green fight?]
[12:26] <Boris_> "I..."
[12:26] <Boris_> "I slept well"
[12:26] <GoldenTouch> "Thats good"
[12:26] <Chinook> [Shit]
[12:27] <Boris_> [wat]
[12:27] <GoldenTouch> [to make it eiaiser should you just do 1-0 and such?]
[12:27] <Chinook> [no I meant he joined up he just hasnt fought yet]
[12:27] * Al_Dente puts his hoof on Boris' shoulder. "You sure your ok?"
[12:27] <Chinook> [right]
[12:27] <GoldenTouch> [so people like green can be 0-0]
[12:27] * Boris_ looks towards Dente
[12:27] <Boris_> "I will be fine"
[12:28] <Boris_> [dente pls]
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[12:28] <Chinook> (wins and losses right?)
[12:28] * Al_Dente nods and pulls back, looking at the others. "Im undefeated you know."
[12:28] * GoldenTouch casually sips his tea "And thats how i got invited to Wilbilton"
[12:28] <Al_Dente> "I think we need a some titles."
[12:29] <Chinook> "Yeah, like after one match"
[12:29] <GoldenTouch> >Wimbledon
[12:29] <Boris_> "Get me some hammers and sickles"
[12:29] * Boris_ laughs
[12:29] * Ikea wakes up from apparant stupor "Well... I'm gonna head off. Have fun with the rest of you Tea Party..."
[12:29] <GoldenTouch> [At my high school we have a secret bad-midden leauge, i run the ranking there, so I can help..."
[12:30] <Al_Dente> [[ we had a fight club ]]
[12:30] <Boris_> [>Secret badminton league]
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[12:30] <Al_Dente> [[ dirty]]
[12:30] <Boris_> [What]
[12:30] <Al_Dente> [[ dem niggs fighing dirty ]]
[12:30] <GoldenTouch> [Boris, badmidden is crazy at our school]
[12:30] * Ikea trots off
[12:30] <GoldenTouch> "Bye Ikea!"
[12:30] <Chinook> "Later Ikea, BA-CAW!"
[12:30] <Boris_> [White ppl crazy]
[12:31] <Al_Dente> [[ badmidden asians lol ]]
[12:31] * Ikea twiches slightly at the taunt but keeps moving
[12:31] <Boris_> [is rain afk]
[12:31] <GoldenTouch> [Its a school wide thing, we have the rankings posted up too...]
[12:31] * Al_Dente sits down in the ring and looks up at the other two.
[12:31] <GoldenTouch> [we just call it secret]
[12:32] <Boris_> [gaaaaaaayyyyy]
[12:32] <Al_Dente> [[ its a tea party ]]
[12:32] <Al_Dente> [[ boris pls ]]
[12:32] <Boris_> [Dente pls]
[12:32] <Boris_> [You're still holding me]
[12:32] <Al_Dente> [[ i let go boris ]]
[12:32] <Chinook> [g2g, sorry]
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[12:33] <Boris_> [o-ok]
[12:33] <Boris_> [Later chin]
[12:33] <Al_Dente>  Al_Dente nods and pulls back, looking at the others.]]
[12:33] <Chinook> [be back soonish]
[12:33] <Al_Dente> [[ take care chin ]]
[12:33] <GoldenTouch> [chinook i'll make a leaderboard]
[12:33] <Boris_> [W-why did you let go]
[12:33] <Al_Dente> [[boris....I ]]
[12:34] <GoldenTouch> [fuck i realized how hard it would be...... seeing as opposed to badmitten the leaderboard are just luck of the roll...]
[12:34] <Bob> [Who's ighting who?]
[12:34] <Boris_> [If Rain gets back at some point]
[12:35] <Al_Dente> [[ is it time to hold hands? ]]
[12:35] <Boris_> [Fight of the century]
[12:35] <Bob> [I wanna fight!]
[12:35] * Boris_ sits next to Al
[12:35] <Boris_> [You tell me Dente]
[12:35] * Al_Dente looks to Boris.
[12:36] <Al_Dente> "How you feeling Boris?"
[12:36] <GoldenTouch> [I-ll GM]
[12:36] <Al_Dente> "Ready to knock the shit of some more people?"
[12:36] <Al_Dente> [[ Golden....I ]]
[12:36] <Bob> "Alright, anyone wanna fight me?"
[12:36] * Boris_ smiles
[12:36] <Boris_> "That I am"
[12:36] <GoldenTouch> "Bob i kicked your ass enough how it is, do you need boris to do it too?"
[12:36] <Boris_> [bob pls, you got your ass handed to you]
[12:37] * Bob nods cheekily
[12:37] <Boris_> [I don't want to kil la doctor]
[12:37] * Rain_Drop walks nearby looking concerned
[12:37] * Al_Dente pushes Boris towards bob. "Bob you might want to think this through."
[12:37] <Bob> "Something tells me this time'll be different!"
[12:37] <Al_Dente> "This slav beats up women and criples."
[12:37] <Boris_> [>Rain is here]
[12:37] <Boris_> [Fight of the century
[12:37] * GoldenTouch is now known as GoldenGM
[12:37] * Rain_Drop notices the ponies gathered down near the bridge and docks
[12:37] * Bob cracks his knuckles... forgetting that he has hooves
[12:37] <Rain_Drop> "Hey you guys seen Lucy anywhere?"
[12:38] <Bob> "No, why?  I talked to her last night!"
[12:38] * Al_Dente turns and looks at Rain. "Haven't even seen her once yet."
[12:38] <Bob> "And hey Boris, no matter what happens it's all for fun1"
[12:38] * Rain_Drop fidgets in place
[12:38] * Boris_ looks over
[12:38] <Bob> "Are you ready?"
[12:38] <Boris_> "How long has she been gone?"
[12:39] * Al_Dente nudges Boris further into the ring. "Less talk more walk."
[12:39] <Rain_Drop> "Well I woke up this morning and she wasnt in our hammock...I figured she went into town for that vault idea that everyone was discussin  yesterday so i didnt really worry but its been almost all day...."
[12:39] <Bob> "Hey Boris, after this want to help look for Lucy?"
[12:40] <Bob> "Last night in the woods she seemed fine..."
[12:40] * Al_Dente shrugs at Rain. "Rain is it really that much of a big deal? People come, people go."
[12:40] <Boris_> "Of course"
[12:40] <Bob> "Alright!  Golden, all you!"
[12:40] <GoldenGM> "LADDDDIEESS AND GENTLECOLTS"
[12:40] <GoldenGM> "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D--D-D--DD- DUEL!"
[12:41] <GoldenGM> >whos fighting
[12:41] * Bob believes in the heart of the cards
[12:41] <Boris_> [Nobody yet fgt]
[12:41] <Rain_Drop> "Look Al, its only been a few days since I nearly lost her and I-I dont want to have to lose her or have her go through anything like that again..."
[12:42] <Bob> "Rain, I promise I will help you look, okay?"
[12:42] * Al_Dente frowns and nods. "I understand but you cant save people from themselves, only they can do that for themselves."
[12:42] <Boris_> "As will I"
[12:42] <Bob> "Lucy's a good friend of mine, and I will make she is okay!"
[12:42] <GoldenGM> "I'll help too!"
[12:43] * Rain_Drop gives a shaky smile "Thanks guys..." Gets a rueful grin "Even if one of you is a communistic pig."
[12:43] * Bob offers a hoof to Boris
[12:43] <Boris_> "Does the capitalist dog want to blow off some steam?"
[12:43] * Boris_ smiles
[12:43] * Al_Dente starts clapping at the fighters.
[12:44] * Rain_Drop sniffs a bit rubbing her nose "Sure, cant let freedom and liberty go undefended right?"
[12:44] * Boris_ bumps Al
[12:44] <Boris_> "Go spread the word"
[12:44] <Bob> "You face winner Rain?"
[12:44] <GoldenGM> "LETS GET READY BOYS AND GIRLS"
[12:45] <Rain_Drop> "Sure."
[12:45] * Rain_Drop sits down next to Chinook (if he is here)
[12:45] <Bob> "Alright.  Good luck Boris!"
[12:45] <Rain_Drop> "C'mon Bobby show em that Liberty regins supreme!"
[12:45] <GoldenGM> "Both fighters ready?"
[12:45] <Bob> "Ready!"
[12:45] * Boris_ straches
[12:46] <Boris_> "Ready!"
[12:46] * Bob dances around
[12:46] <GoldenGM> "ON THREE!"
[12:46] <GoldenGM> "ONE"
[12:46] <Boris_> [Bob you gonn get rekt]
[12:46] <GoldenGM> "TWO"
[12:46] <GoldenGM> "TEA PARTY!!!"
[12:46] <Bob> [Y-you too]
[12:46] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 init
[12:46] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[12:46] <GoldenGM> [Races?]
[12:46] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[12:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[12:46] <Bob> [Uni]
[12:46] <Boris_> [Unicorn]
[12:46] <Chinook> (I'm back. holy shit that was weird)
[12:46] <Boris_> [Wha thap m8]
[12:47] <GoldenGM> [bob begin]
[12:47] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to bonk Boris on the head
[12:47] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[12:47] <GoldenGM> "It is not bonk day"
[12:47] <Al_Dente> [[ spread the word? ]]
[12:47] <GoldenGM> "How will boris retaliate?"
[12:47] <Boris_> [DOO EET]
[12:47] <Bob> "Muh bonks!"
[12:47] <Rain_Drop> "Knock his head off Bobby!"
[12:48] <Boris_> [Go scream at the inn or something]
[12:48] <Bob> "Hey now, nonlethal Rain!"
[12:48] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 Slav Slam into Bob
[12:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[12:48] <Bob> "WAUGH!"
[12:48] <Boris_> !roll 1d4
[12:48] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[12:48] <Chinook> [>bro's car got written off two weeks ago, mom goes for a bike ride, punctures a wheel, has no kit, asks me to pick her up, have to ask next door neighbors if they can pick her and her bike up /blog)
[12:48] <GoldenGM> ITS A HIT!
[12:48] <Rain_Drop> "Well tell that to him!"
[12:48] <Al_Dente> [[ did ]]
[12:48] * Boris_ slams inot Bob at full force
[12:48] <Bob> [Oh man dude, sorry]
[12:48] <GoldenGM> ROLL FOR INIT
[12:49] * Al_Dente comes running back towards the docks, panting nearly out of breath.
[12:49] <Bob> "Oof... nice hit!"
[12:49] <Honey_Rose> [It's ogre]
[12:49] * Honey_Rose walks towards the small gathering calmly, an eyebrow raised as she regards the scene calculatingly
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[12:49] <Rain_Drop> (That sucks....)
[12:49] <Al_Dente> "It....its did.... They know."
[12:49] <Honey_Rose> [it's ogre]
[12:49] <Al_Dente> [[ honey pls ]]
[12:49] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[12:49] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[12:49] <Honey_Rose> [Nope]
[12:49] <Boris_> [fug]
[12:49] <Chinook> [gg]
[12:49] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[12:49] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[12:49] <GoldenGM> "Bob takes the first move"
[12:49] <Rain_Drop> "Get him while he's winded!"
[12:49] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for Daily Dose of hoof
[12:49] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[12:49] * Al_Dente tries to catch his breath, holding on to Chin.
[12:49] <Bob> [Guh]
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[12:50] <GoldenGM> "More like daily nope"
[12:50] * Chinook snaps from his daydream and notices Al "Wha?"
[12:50] <GoldenGM> "How will the communist respond"
[12:50] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 buck Bob down
[12:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[12:50] * Al_Dente regains his breath and stands up straight. "They know....Its done."
[12:50] * Boris_ flails his hind legs with wild abandon
[12:50] * Boris_ hits nothing
[12:50] <Chinook> "Well shit, that didn't last long"
[12:51] <GoldenGM> [miss[
[12:51] * Mary_ONette__ arrives
[12:51] <GoldenGM> roll for init
[12:51] * Al_Dente nudges Chin. "I man that we have spectators comming."
[12:51] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for init
[12:51] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[12:51] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[12:51] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[12:51] <Bob> Why
[12:51] * Rain_Drop waves at Rose
[12:51] * Al_Dente says sarcastically. "Genius."
[12:51] <Al_Dente> mean*]]
[12:51] <GoldenGM> "BOB ATTACK"
[12:51] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Honey!"
[12:51] <Boris_> [>Bob]
[12:51] <Boris_> [>Nat 1]
[12:51] <Bob> Whut
[12:51] <GoldenGM> i ment boris
[12:51] * Rain_Drop notices Mary as well "Hey Mary."
[12:51] <GoldenGM> <3
[12:51] * Honey_Rose walks over to Rain silently, glacing over at the fight between Bob and Boris.
[12:52] <Mary_ONette__> "Hey Rain"
[12:52] * Bob gives Golden a Costanza face
[12:52] <Boris_> [That's wha ti thought fgt]
[12:52] * GoldenGM hits the retcon button
[12:52] <GoldenGM>  "BORIS ATTACK"
[12:52] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 right hook to the jaw
[12:52] <GameServ> 5 == 5
[12:52] <Chinook> "Well I'm getting one fight in outta this session"
[12:52] <Boris_> [gonk]
[12:52] * Chinook slowly turns to Rain
[12:52] <GoldenGM> [gonk]
[12:52] * Al_Dente is Hype Williams. "Rock his SHIT!"
[12:52] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Rose, you wouldnt happen to have seen Lucy anywhere would you?"
[12:52] <GoldenGM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8
[12:53] <Boris_> [Bob come on m8]
[12:53] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for Based uppercut
[12:53] <GameServ> 4 == 4
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[12:53] <GoldenGM> "Bob is blind as a batpony!"
[12:53] <Bob> [Argh.  Also brb gonna boils ome crabs]
[12:53] <Boris_> [fuck m8]
[12:53] <Mary_ONette__> "File: I wish to fight Chinook"
[12:53] * Honey_Rose shakes her head to Rain. She stands right next to Rain, looking out into the fight with a dismal glare
[12:53] <Al_Dente> "I got a mug of cider on the slav!"
[12:53] * GoldenGM looks at File "A NEW CHALLANGER APPROACHES"
[12:54] <GoldenGM> roll for init
[12:54] * Chinook springs to his hooves
[12:54] <Boris_> [U wot]
[12:54] <Mary_ONette__> !roll d20
[12:54] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[12:54] <GoldenGM> mary not you
[12:54] <GoldenGM> i ment the fight going on
[12:54] <Bob> [Back, water's not boiling yet
[12:54] <Al_Dente> "Come on!"
[12:54] <GoldenGM> boris and bob both missed
[12:54] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[12:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[12:54] <Mary_ONette__> [oh my bad]
[12:54] <Boris_> BOB IS BACK
[12:54] <GoldenGM> [np]
[12:54] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[12:54] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[12:54] <Chinook> "Sup Rose?"
[12:54] <Al_Dente> "All aboard the hype train!"
[12:55] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to tackle Boris!
[12:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[12:55] * Starlight pops out of a nearby bush. "Did someone say hype?"
[12:55] <GoldenGM> *bob is hurt by recoil*
[12:55] <GoldenGM> -1
[12:55] <Chinook> "Ugh"
[12:55] * Al_Dente screams "Hype"
[12:55] <Bob> "I'm a lover, not a fighter I guess..."
[12:55] <Boris_> [HP count?]
[12:55] * GoldenGM looks at gay and screams hype but Al only hears the word "GAYYYY~"
[12:56] * Honey_Rose glances over to Al_Dente, frowning thoughtfully. She turns her eyes back to the fight, watching Bob fall all overhimself
[12:56] <Bob> [7?]
[12:56] <GoldenGM> Boris 10  Bob 6
[12:56] <Boris_> [Commies 2strong]
[12:56] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 init
[12:56] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[12:56] <Rain_Drop> "Rose is something wrong?"
[12:56] <Boris_> [Oh wait]
[12:57] * Al_Dente claps his hooves together. "Come on Boris! Make him regret EVEN STEPPING UP TO YOU!"
[12:57] <Bob> !roll 1d20 init
[12:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[12:57] <GoldenGM> [borass go]
[12:57] <Chinook> "Damn it Bob!"
[12:57] <Bob> I'm so confused right now
[12:57] * Honey_Rose raises a hoof to her lips without turning her head from the fight "Shh, fights on"
[12:57] <GoldenGM> bob he shoulder charged you for 3 and you jut rolled a 1
[12:58] <GoldenGM> so -4
[12:58] <GoldenGM> and 10-4=6
[12:58] <Bob> [Oh shit, thought that was a 2 my bad!]
[12:58] <GoldenGM> Math is hard  its ok
[12:58] <Boris_> [Can i go yet]
[12:58] <Bob> [So who's turn is it?]
[12:58] <GoldenGM> boris go?
[12:58] <GoldenGM> i said go
[12:59] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 sweep kick Bob
[12:59] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[12:59] <GoldenGM> [hit]
[12:59] <Boris_> !roll 1d4
[12:59] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[12:59] * Bob coughs a bit
[12:59] * Boris_ knock Bob's legs from under him
[12:59] <Al_Dente> "No shame in calling it Bob."
[12:59] <Bob> "Damn Boris you really are good!"
[12:59] <Bob> "No way Al!"
[12:59] <GoldenGM> *bob's AC is 8 on the floor*
[13:00] * Boris_ laughs
[13:00] <Al_Dente> "Go for the Kimura! KIMURA!"
[13:00] <Boris_> "Are you sure you wish to continue?"
[13:00] * Bob nods, smiling "I haven't felt this alive since last night!"
[13:00] <GoldenGM> [bob attack]
[13:01] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to swivel around and knock Boris's legs down
[13:01] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[13:01] * GoldenGM looks at boris "??????? ??? ????????? ?????? ????????????????? ??? ?????? ??????????"
[13:01] <Bob> [Kek wants me to be a lover not a fighter]
[13:01] <Boris_> [What]
[13:01] <Boris_> [I see weird letters]
[13:02] <GoldenGM> [break his tiny capitalist bones beneath the feet of communism ]
[13:02] <Boris_> [Are you typing in Cyrillic]
[13:02] <Al_Dente> [[ i see weird shit too ]]
[13:02] * Chinook assumes the squatting position
[13:02] <GoldenGM> [google translate...]
[13:02] <GoldenGM> Bob misses and remains on the ground
[13:02] <GoldenGM> roll inits
[13:02] <Boris_> [Nigger I see NDNDNDNDNDNDNDNDND and symbols]
[13:02] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[13:02] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[13:03] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[13:03] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[13:03] <GoldenGM> bob attacks
[13:03] * Bob gets up, using the momentum to deliver a swift uppercut!
[13:03] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[13:03] <GameServ> 20 == 20
[13:03] <Bob> BASED
[13:03] <Boris_> [DAYUM]
[13:03] <Bob> CRIT
[13:03] <Bob> [What do I roll for crit?]
[13:03] <GoldenGM> *CRITICAL HIT!*
[13:03] <Honey_Rose> [regular hit\]
[13:03] <Bob> CLUTCH AS FUCK
[13:03] <Rain_Drop> "Thats the way!"
[13:03] <Boris_> [1d4 still]
[13:03] <Starlight> [1d4]
[13:03] * Al_Dente squats next to Chinook.
[13:03] <Honey_Rose> [it's just got doublr damage]
[13:03] <GoldenGM> hitx2
[13:03] <Al_Dente> "Cheeki Breeki!"
[13:03] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[13:03] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[13:04] <GoldenGM> OOOOHH SHIT
[13:04] <Bob> BASED CLUTCH
[13:04] <Honey_Rose> [OMG]
[13:04] <Starlight> "DAYUM!"
[13:04] <Boris_> [HOOOO LEEEE SHIT]
[13:04] * Bob grins "Don't underestimate me, comrade!"
[13:04] <Chinook> (god I switch tabs for one second)
[13:04] <GoldenGM> *Bob jumps and delivers a jaw shattering uppercut to boris!"
[13:04] <Honey_Rose> [>jumps]
[13:04] <Honey_Rose> [>uppercut]
[13:04] <GoldenGM> [he was on ground]
[13:04] <Honey_Rose> [o okay]
[13:04] * Ikea trots back "hey, did I leave my notebook aroun- woah... nice punch..."
[13:04] * Honey_Rose continues to stare at the fight, unmoving as Bob nearly shatters Boris' jaw
[13:04] * Boris_ is knocked back hard and and falls on his back
[13:04] <GoldenGM> [he jumped up from ground with the power of the suns]
[13:04] * Al_Dente gasps fill the crowd.
[13:05] * Boris_ spits out blood
[13:05] <Chinook> "......"
[13:05] <GoldenGM> [boris's move]
[13:05] <Al_Dente> "Get up Boris! Get off your damn slav ass!"
[13:05] <Boris_> "So you finally get inot it eh?"
[13:05] <Bob> "Oh shit, you okay man?"
[13:05] <Rain_Drop> "Finally a good hit! Nice one Bobby!"
[13:05] * Boris_ staggers up
[13:05] <Chinook> "WHOO!"
[13:05] <Boris_> "I'm not down just yet!"
[13:05] * Ikea , enraptured by the fight, trots up and sits down next to Rain
[13:05] <Boris_> [>mfw he gets me down to 2 in a single hit]
[13:05] <GoldenGM> [i know right
[13:05] <Bob> [Bob is Kek, Bob is life]
[13:06] <Chinook> "Changed your mind Ikea?"
[13:06] <GoldenGM> [you can win right now with a 4
[13:06] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 to haymaker Bob
[13:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[13:06] <Boris_> [FUUUUUUU]
[13:06] <Al_Dente> "Boris get your shit together!"
[13:06] <GoldenGM> "MORE LIKE HAYBREAKER"
[13:06] * Al_Dente shakes his head in disapproval
[13:06] <Ikea> "Not really.. just gonna' watch..."
[13:06] <GoldenGM> -1 hit
[13:06] <Honey_Rose> [bob wins just by making a hit]
[13:07] <Chinook> "That must've been one HELL of an uppercut"
[13:07] <Bob> "Kek is on my side Boris!"
[13:07] <Boris_> [A single fucking hit]
[13:07] <Lucyne_Missing> [we mike tyson's punch out now]
[13:07] <Honey_Rose> [>saying 'kek' ic]
[13:07] <Bob> [This happens a lot with my rolls]
[13:07] <GoldenGM> roll init
[13:07] * Boris_ is barely standing
[13:07] <Bob> ">Not breaking the 4th wall occasionally"
[13:07] <Bob> !roll 1d20
[13:07] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[13:07] <Bob> Wow
[13:07] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[13:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[13:08] <Boris_> [You better go with some style at least m8]
[13:08] <Rain_Drop> "The Docter is in!"
[13:08] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to backflip and buck Boris while stylin' and profilin'
[13:08] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[13:08] <Bob> !roll 1d4 to FINISH THIS FIGHT
[13:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[13:08] <Honey_Rose> [omg]
[13:08] <GoldenGM> [HIT]
[13:08] <Bob> Hue
[13:08] <Boris_> [Ded]
[13:08] <Chinook> "Sweet mother of god"
[13:08] <GoldenGM> *boris is down!!!*
[13:08] * Al_Dente yells and throws his hooves in the air. "What the FUCK MAN! THE FUCK!"
[13:08] <Rain_Drop> "Holy crap the giant is down!"
[13:08] <GoldenGM> [boris roll 1d20 to get back up
[13:08] <GoldenGM> +15 gets back with 5hp
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 1!
[13:09] * Bob pants
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 2!
[13:09] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[13:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[13:09] <Bob> BASED
[13:09] <Honey_Rose> [WPW
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 4
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 5
[13:09] <Chinook> (done)
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 6
[13:09] <Boris_> [An hero]
[13:09] <Honey_Rose> ]
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 7
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 8
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 9
[13:09] <Boris_> !roll 1d20
[13:09] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[13:09] <GoldenGM> 10
[13:09] <Chinook> "It's over people!"
[13:09] * Bob runs over to the KO'd Boris "Hey man, you okay?  Here, let me heal ya!"
[13:09] <GoldenGM> *BORIS TRYS TO STAND AND SMACKS HIS NUTS ON A ROCK*
[13:09] * Al_Dente facehooves and groans, making his way towards Boris.
[13:09] <Starlight> *Cheers can be heard from a nearby bush.*
[13:09] * Honey_Rose turns to Rain, grinning "That was a cool fight!"
[13:10] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to disinfect and sanitize Boris' wounds
[13:10] <GameServ> (9) + 3 == 12
[13:10] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[13:10] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[13:10] * Ikea golf claps "Good show... good show..."
[13:10] <Honey_Rose> [Bob, wtf how did you even sanitise that shit?]
[13:10] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to bandage Boris up
[13:10] <GameServ> (5) + 3 == 8
[13:10] <Honey_Rose> [o ok]
[13:10] * Rain_Drop smiles at Rose "I know right? Come on lets go see how our russian pony is doing..."
[13:10] <Al_Dente> [[ liquor? ]]
[13:10] <GoldenGM> [HONEY LET IT HAPPEN]
[13:10] <Bob> [I assume he has multiple scrapes]
[13:10] <Honey_Rose> "Rain, wait"
[13:10] * Rain_Drop stops before looking back at Rose
[13:10] * Honey_Rose drops her grin, staring righ at the other pone "I never want to see another one at my docks again"
[13:10] <GoldenGM> [chinook, please update scorecard]
[13:10] <Honey_Rose> right*
[13:10] * Boris_ grins towards Bob
[13:11] <Rain_Drop> "Another sparing session?"
[13:11] <Boris_> "You sure know how to make acomeback"
[13:11] <Al_Dente> "Sign me up"
[13:11] <Chinook> "Rain!"
[13:11] * Al_Dente starts to roll his shoulders back. "Boris you got shit slapped."
[13:11] <Chinook> [marked]
[13:11] * Bob smiles "Thanks!  I was really worried for a second, you're really good!"
[13:11] <Al_Dente> "But it was a good fight none the less."
[13:12] * Honey_Rose shakes her head stonely "Anything like this"
[13:12] * Bob offers a hoof to Boris
[13:12] * Boris_ hoof bumps Bob
[13:12] <Cookie_Crumble__> (gay, no one died)
[13:12] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Chin...Uh sure Rose."
[13:12] <GoldenGM> 1.Al_Dante 2.GoldenTouch 3.Bob 4.Boris 5.Chinook 6.Raindrop 7.GreenSleeves  <- rank so far
[13:12] <Boris_> [Not yet]
[13:12] <Bob> [>Implying the good doctor's killing anyone]
[13:12] <Honey_Rose> "I mean it Rain, take it somewhere else"
[13:12] <Al_Dente> [[ >implying he isnt the hero these docks need ]]
[13:13] <Rain_Drop> "I guess we could do it outside the clinic so Bob can have his supplies on hand..."
[13:13] * Boris_ limps over to the sidelines and takes a seat
[13:13] * Bob mulls it over for a second
[13:13] <Mary_ONette__> "File:..."
[13:13] * Al_Dente squats in the center of the ring.
[13:13] * Bob shrugs "I don't see why not!  Makes sense!"
[13:13] <GoldenGM> "Next fight?"
[13:13] <Bob> [Puppets too OP plz nerf]
[13:13] * Al_Dente tons of ego in his voice "Im up for any takers."
[13:13] <Chinook> "Hmmm"
[13:14] <GoldenGM> <<Compeditors to the arena>>>
[13:14] * Rain_Drop grins at Bob "Awesome! See Rose no problems."
[13:14] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to disinfect myself
[13:14] <GameServ> (7) + 3 == 10
[13:14] <Bob> !roll 1d3
[13:14] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[13:14] <Rain_Drop> "So whose next?"
[13:14] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 to bandage self
[13:14] <GameServ> (4) + 3 == 7
[13:14] <Boris_> [Bob heal plos
[13:14] * Chinook springs up
[13:14] <Bob> [8 HP]
[13:14] * Honey_Rose nods "Good. Now take it off my docks and to the clinic"
[13:14] <Boris_> [I wanna get back in]
[13:14] <Rain_Drop> "I kinda wanna blow off some steam..."
[13:14] <Chinook> "Count me in"
[13:14] <Bob> !roll 1d20+3 for additional healz for Boris
[13:14] <GameServ> (12) + 3 == 15
[13:14] <Bob> !roll 1d4
[13:14] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[13:15] <Bob> [Gives you 4 more HP]
[13:15] <Honey_Rose> [Bob u godmoder doctor omg]
[13:15] <Boris_> [So I got 4]
[13:15] <Rain_Drop> "Alright then off to the clinic!"
[13:15] <Honey_Rose> [i swar]
[13:15] <Honey_Rose> [hue]
[13:15] <Boris_> [You didn't heal me before hue]
[13:15] * Bob leaves, prepping the outside area of the Clinic
[13:15] <Bob> [I tried bro!]
[13:15] * GoldenGM brings this fight to #fourcannon-clinic
[13:15] <Boris_> [Wait]
[13:15] * Rain_Drop heads for the clinic after giving Rose a hug "see ya at the clinic if you want, maybe Lucy is there...."
[13:15] <Boris_> [I kent read]
[13:15] <Boris_> [I'm up to 6 now]
[13:16] <Boris_> [Gud enuf]
[13:16] ->> Attempting to join #fourcannon-clinic
[13:16] * Honey_Rose hugs Rain back "Think I might go check it out after I finish doing captainy stuff here"
[13:16] * Boris_ walks over to Al
[13:16] <Boris_> "Shall we head on?"
[13:16] * Al_Dente starts to head off towards the Clinic. "Yes"
[13:17] * Ikea trots off as well
[13:17] * Boris_ follows along
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[13:48] <PrettyPenny> let's finish this shit up
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[13:51] <Honey_Rose> You here to help Penny?
[13:51] <Arrant> I'm gonna help. I'm done cutting the grass.
[13:52] <PrettyPenny> better than that stupid fight club
[13:53] <Honey_Rose> I'm taking the fight club thing the same way I take booze in the inn
[13:54] <PrettyPenny> I know why they're doing that. to stir shit up
[13:55] <Honey_Rose> I don't get why they need to stir anything when the pot's not stagnant
[13:56] <PrettyPenny> liven's involved i bet, but i can't do anything to spoil their fun
[13:57] * Duskie is now known as Duskie_currently_resting
[13:57] <Honey_Rose> In the fight club?  Nah
[13:57] <Honey_Rose> Anyways, I'm going to wind up going ruin Al_Dente's fun to get him over here to work
[13:58] <Arrant> Let me do it, I got this.
[13:58] <Arrant> I can be "reasonable"
[13:58] <Arrant> Plus, my rep is already low.
[13:59] <Arrant> Not gonna lose anything.
[14:04] * Lucyne_Missing is now known as Doomlucy
[14:04] * Honey_Rose is now known as Doom_Rose
[14:05] * Doom_Rose is now known as Honey_Rose
[14:05] * Doomlucy is now known as Lucyne_AWOL
[14:07] * Al_Dente comes shortly behind Arrant, bruised a little. "Ok, Ok i got a little carried away. What do you want me to say? Sorry?"
[14:07] <PrettyPenny> "You got your ass handed to you by girls."
[14:08] * Arrant glares at Al "Oh, don't explain it to me! Explain that to Honey."
[14:08] * Al_Dente points at Penny. "Suspended."
[14:08] * Boris_ follows in lagging behind