>be anon
    >go to equestria
    >pones
    >they're little
    >you're big
    >Try to ride them
    >Crush them one by one with massive human buttocks
    >Make them into jam
    >Sell jam
    >Make a lot of money for the Apple family
    >end
 
 
    >Twilight comes to ask you things.
    Anon, who is best writer?
    >Twilgiht, stahp.
    Anon, clop is worst tipe of writing.
    >Pls. Stahp.
    Anon, who is this shin guy I keep hearing about?
    >Twilight, y u so gai, stap.
    Anon, why can't anyone ever write gud ending?
    >Twi....
    Anon, flutterape is so much better than-
    >You slap her across the face.
    >Hand gets cut on hook inside her lips mouth.
    >She smiles, mouth is full of worms and hooks.
    >Twilight is worst bait.
>end
 
 
 
    >Be anon
    >Be drunk
    >Write about ponies doing horrible things
    >bretty bad.jpg
    >cry a lot
    >Go to equestria
    >Find out all oneshits you've written are true
    >Ohgodno
    >Sudoku
    >end