>Day Election in Equestria
>Rainbow Dash approaches you
Want to be by campaign manager, Anon?
>You had intended to masturbate today, but why the hell not?
>Rainbow starts to create flyers and posters
>You go door to door to hand out "Vote for Rainbow!" pins
>Mayor Mare sees rainbow putting up her posters.
What have we here? What are you doing Miss Dash?
>Rainbow smiles confidently
Oh, just thought I'd put my hoof in the ring for mayor this year. Nothing wrong with a little friendly competition, right?
>The Mayor smiles slowly till her grin covers most of her face.
>Without warning she leaps forward with a battlecry.
>Rainbow, unprepared, falls to the ground shrieking
>The Mayor tramples Rainbow's face with her hooves, laughing and crying hysterically.
>Citizens watch in horror at the Mayor reaches down with her teeth and tears out Rainbow's trachea.
>The blue pegasus twitches once then lies still.
>Panting, the Mayor turns slowly to face the terrified crowd.
>She spits out Rainbow's flesh.
All you little fuckers better realize, there's only one mayor in this town...
>She steps forward and the crowd retreats from her, trembling.
ONLY. FUCKING. ONE!
>Everyone votes for Mayor Mare during the election.
 
>And where were you for all of this?
>Still going door to door.
>Turns out some power-hungry pony ladies SOMEHOW (wink) heard that YOU were running for mayor
>You've offered to help their business in exchange for some "extra support."
>And by support, you mean pussy.
 
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