>Day crappy forecast in Equestria >You wake up and ya know all this... >Knockity knock on the door >You answer it and Fluttershy sits there What is it today Fluttershy? >"Is massive controversy about something little and unimportant your fetish?" What? >There is a massive crack and boom of thunder >It makes you jump >Then it starts to smell awful >Like...shit >Suddenly the sky turns brown and clumps of poop rain from the sky >You cover your head and run back inside >But its useless because the globs of shit are breaking through the ceiling >You run back out and look for shelter >Almost every house is being destroyed by the not so chocolate rain >The one building in tact is Carousel Boutique >Fluttershy pokes your side >"Anon wait!" >You pick her up and put her above you as a shield from the hailing crap as you run there >The door had already been kicked down so you run in >Everyone is here and covered in shit >Rarity comes downstairs and begins screaming about all the shit everywhere >She passes out >You put Fluttershy down and she trembles on the ground >Suddenly the wind picks up >It gets stronger and Fluttershy along with some other p0nies get sucked out >You look outside >You see a cone of brown clouds touch the ground and begins flattening houses You've got to be fucking kidding me! >It dies off after a few seconds and the sky clears >You step outside and look around >Shit covers the land and fills the wells >Fluttershy emerges from a mountain of shit >She walks over to you >"Is it?" No Fluttershy... >She hangs her head and flies to her destroyed home >Today was a shitty day