>Day what the fuck is this place in Equestria
>You are Anon
>You wake up in a pink room
>Oh right
>This isn't Kansas
>This is an alternate universe
>The sun blinds you
>Pinkie is nowhere to be seen
>You look at the clock
>It's the middle of the day
Shit what if Twilight is done...
>You stand up and stretch
>You go into the bathroom and take your clothes off for a shower
>Don't shit or shave
>Body wash in shower makes you smell like cotton candy
>This will be an interesting day...
>First item on your agenda
>Check on Twilight to see if she fixed it
>Second item
>Find Pinkie
>You walk to Twilight's Library only to be stopped by Applejack
>She looks strangely at you
>"H-hey Anon...h-how are ya?"
Uh...good I guess?
>"Ya missed s-some work this m-morning and Ah just th-think its time w-we talked...if thats alright with you..."
>Hold on a nigger...Applejack is acting like Fluttershy from your universe...wat
Uh...about what?
>She pulls you behind a tree
>"Is p-pegging your fetish?"
>She holds up a strapon
Nope.
>You nope out of there so hard
>You open Twilight's door and close it behind you
>"Oh there you are! Gosh I thought something happened!"
No...just was tired.
>You sit on a chair
So...what's up? Hows that clock thing going?
>"Well its fixed..."
Holy shit already! Awesome! When-
>"But it doesn't work."
Wat.
>"I tested it this morning...it didnt work. Sparks just came out and thats it."
Well then you didn't fix it.
>"I did! But then I thought about time and universe relativity."
And?
>"You switched places with that Anon because you changed something in that past you went to that aligned everything to happen just like in this universe."
Go on.
>"So maybe I can just make a device that can take you back to your universe..."
Is that possible?
>"Well you're here now right? Why not give it a shot. I'll call you back when I need you."
>You leave the Library quite depressed
>How will you get back now?
>Has anyp0ny missed you?
>Is Fluttershy okay?
>Will little Jimmy ever get out of that well?
>These thoughts race through your mind
>You might as well just go see what's so different about this universe
>You look up
>Sky's the same
>You look toward the everfree forest
Wonder how Zecora's life is?
>You start walking to the forest
>You walk into a barrier
>It burns and flings you back
What the fuck?
>You stand back up and look
>A bubble surrounds Ponyville
How the fuck did this happen?!
>A bright light appears in front of you
>When you can finally see again Celestia stands there smiling
>"Hello Anonymous."
Uh...hey. Do you know my situation here?
>She nods
>"Yes I was the one who sent you forward in time was I not?"
Yes you were. Okay whats with this?
>You point to the bubble
>"You told me to protect this place from Discord correct?"
No I said you need to prepare the elements for fighting him.
>"Oh..."
What happened?
>"Well this barrier just works as a regular fire barrier, you experienced that. But creatures of the spell caster's choosing explode when they touch it..."
>You stare at her wide eyed
You mean they never even fought him?
>"He still trapped them in a maze but at one time he tried to go back, and thats when I made the bubble."
That must have been a mess.
>"It was. All on Carousel Boutique. The building was red until the next time it rained."
That's disgusting.
>"See I thought you told me to protect the elements...so thats what I did."
Wait a minute...they havent even used their elements have they?!
>She looks up to the sky
>"Well no...when Nightmare moon came back from her banishment I feared sending them to hunt for her would be a dangerous waste. So I killed her myself."
You killed your sisiter?!
>She sits in the grass and sighs
>You can see tears run down her face
>"Yes...but it was to protect the elements..."
>Shit you fucked up
>Better not tell her what would have happened if she let them go
How are they going to know how to use them if they havent before?
>She lifts her head and looks at you puzzled
>"I suppose I never thought of that..."
>She stands up
>Any blades of grass that were stuck to her burned immediately
Don't you think you could train them or something?
>"Well no."
Why not?
>"Because of the pain that you caused to Fluttershy."
Technically it wasn't me but yeah I see your point.
>"Its all ruined isn't it?"
>She looks down and starts crying again
>Fuck this mare is emotional
>You walk over to her and give her a hug
>Really like a neck hug because shes huge
>She rests her head on your shoulder
>"I really fucked up didn't I?"
>You just pat her on her side
At least most of the population is happy right?
>You let go and she nods
>"I must see to my royal duties. Farewell Anon."
>She turns into yellow smoke that flies right through the bubble and to Canterlot
>This place is crazy
>You start to walk to see Rarity, and what she's like in all this
>You open the door to Carousel Boutique
>You are greeted by Flitter
>"Yes what can I do for you today Anon? The usual?"
>She seductively winks at you
>Well shit
Uh...do you know where Rarity is?
>"Anon are you feeling alright?"
Not really. But please answer my question.
>"Don't you remember? She moved to Canterlot because she couldn't stand us 'Regular folk.' What a bitch."
>You scratch your head
O-oh yeah, haha...
>That sounds like Rarity
Okay I'll just be going now then...
>You turn to leave but Flitter shuts the door before you can
>"Anon honey...I know you want some of this..."
>She bends over and puts her ass up
>She swishes her tail back and forth
>Pushing the smell of blueberries to you
>Wait how in the fuck does that smell like blueberries
>She stops noticing you just staring
>"What's wrong Anon?"
>She turns around and pulls you over to the couch
>"You know you can tell me right sweetie?"
>She snuggles to your side
>You turn and look at her
>She looks back at you with a cute sad face
>She moves her head closer to yours
>You stand up
I'm sorry...I just can't today.
>"Anon honey-"
>You run out of Carousel Boutique
>Okay list of things to do today
>Find Pinkie
>You look up and notice Rainbow
Hey Rainbow! Come here!
>She zooms down to you
>"What up punk?"
>She bucks at you
Not in the mood for that. Have you seen Pinkie? I havent all day.
>"Maybe I have and maybe I havent..."
Okay what do you want?
>"Can you pet me? Like you used to do when you first got here?"
>You pull her to a bench and sit down
>You begin stroking her back
>You go from her flank to her head twice
Okay there, now where is she?
>"That's not how you did it the first time."
>You groan
Fine.
>Time to give this bitch one hell of a petting
>You turn to her
>You use both hands
>One going up to her head and tussling her mane a bit, and the other going down her back and squeezing her flank a bit
>She moans each time you squeeze it
>She rolls over and you rub her belly with one hand
>She lifts her head and looks at you
>She bites her lip a little
>"Thats not how you used to do it."
>She winks at you a little
>Well fuck
>You continue rubbing her belly but you use your other hand to gently rub her pussy
>She moans and kicks a little bit
>"Anon we're in public maybe we shouldn't..."
>You look around
>Nothing there
>You slip a finger into her
>She tenses up and jumps out and sits on your lap
>"Anon! What the fuck?!"
Isn't that how you wanted it?
>She looks down
>"Well yeah...but aren't you and Pinkie..."
And you were the one trying to make me do this...
>She nods
Now can you tell me where...my wife is?
>She hops off of you
>"She went to the lake for a swim. I can take you there cause you probably don't know where it is."
Lead the way.
>She starts walking to a field looking place
>With each step her flank sways and she flicks her tail like Flitter did
>Except this time it smells like skittles
>Seriously how the fuck can it smell like that?
>You finally make it to the lake
>Pinkie lays in a chair trying to subathe
>You put a hand on Rainbow's side and whisper to her
Wait wait I'm gonna scare her.
>"Why?"
Why not? It'll be funny just stay behind that bush over there.
>You point to a bush and in a streak of Rainbow shes there poking her head out
>You slowly walk up behind the chair
>And hold your breath
>You reach down to Pinkie
>You grab her by the shoulders and scream
BOO!
>Pinkie flies up into the air screaming and comes down back into the water
>You sit on the chair and laugh
>You look over and Rainbow is rolling around on the ground in tears laughing
>Pinkie pokes her head out of the water
>And walks out
>"You wanna play that way huh?!"
>She charges at you but you're still laughing
>You feel a slight nudge and now you and the chair are thirty feet in the air plummeting to the water
OH SHIT!
>You splash into the water and the chair hits your head
>It's suprisingly clear lake water despite the blood gushing from your head
>Then again this is a town with talking candy colored ponies
>You swim back up
Hey that wasn't fair that hurt!
>Pinkie stops laughing as you walk out of the water with blood rushing down your head
>"OHMYGOSHWENEEDTOGETYOUTOTHEHOSPITAL!"
Well I'd be fine if you didn't throw me that high.
>She looks down and then back up
>She giggles and then puts on a serious face
>She pulls out from behind her a med kit
>Like from left 4 dead
>She wraps your head in gauze
>"There! It would be the same thing the doctor would do."
>Rainbow flies over
>"Oh my gosh that was so funny! Hey are you okay?"
Yeah I'm fine.
>Pinkie hits you in the gut
>"Don't ever scare me like that again! Next time there might not be water below me..."
>You start thinking about the bloody mess on Carousel Boutique
Yeah that wouldn't be good. And I didn't expect you to fly up that high from just a scare. Sorry Pinkie.
>She rubs her head against your side
>"So what're you doing here anyway?"
Just coming to check up on my wife.
>You bend down and hug her
>Rainbow d'awws
>You hang out with Rainbow and Pinkie for a few hours at the lake
>Pinkie asks
>"Hey Anon, how come you were so tired last night?"
>Rainbow curiously looks over
>Pinkie looks back at her
>"Rainbow I had all these romantic this planned for the night and he just hits the bed and is out!"
>Rainbow laughs and then says
>"Yeah Anon whats up with that?"
I don't know...I'm not usually that tired. Maybe tonight?
>Pinkie's face brightens and she shoots up into the air
>"SEEYOUATHOMESWEETIEBUNS!"
>She zooms off to town
>Rainbow scoots to your side
>"C-can you maybe...f-finish the petting?"
>You smile
Sure Rainbow.
>You run your fingers through her mane and trace with your finger her cutie mark
>She rolls over
>"No I meant this part."
>You rub her belly like you were before and you start fingering her
>It takes like a minute but she cums and lays there panting
>"That was great Anon..."
You're welcome.
>"Hey Anon?"
>She sits up and looks at you with a serious face
What?
>"I uh...um...l-lov...oh nevermind..."
>She lays back down and faces away from you
What were you going to say?
>She sits back up again
>"Look I love you Anon!"
>She braces herself for rejection
>You hug her
>"Wh-what? Why are you doing this?"
Just shhh.
>You hold her for a good ten minutes
>You let go and stand up
I have to go now.
>"Aww already?"
Yes. And Rainbow do not mention this to anyp0ny okay?
>She nods
>You leave and head to Twilight's Library
>You knock
>No answer
>You open the door
>Do p0nies even have locks on these things?
>You walk to the basement door and open it
>You close it and start seeing sparks
>You slowly creep down the stairs
>Twilight is shooting magic into some sort of big machine
>You silently sit in a chair and watch
>She would shoot a blue ball of magic into it and then sit down and catch her breath
>Then she charged up a purple one and shot it into the machine
>The machine started up
>The lights on it came on and a feint buzzing sound came on too
>Twilight starts bouncing around in a circle with her eyes closed saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
>She opens her eyes and stops to look at it
Hey Twilight.
>She jumps so high she hits her head on the ceiling
>"Fuck Anon how long have you been there?"
>You stand up
>And jump around in circles saying "Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
>Then you sit down and laugh
>"Thats not funny Anon I was excited. Do you know how long it took for me to do that?"
Four hours?
>"Good guess but no. Five."
>Damn
Damn. So it works now then? Can I go back?
>"Wow I didn't know you hated us so much you wanted to leave Anon..."
Hey I don't hate you!
>"I was just kidding. What happened to your head?"
Chair fell on me.
>"Okay."
So uh...does it work?
>"Well...I'm not sure. Wanna try it out?"
>She opens the door and walks in with a remote
>You walk in to
>She presses a button on it
>There is a loud whirling noise and you are in Canterlot
>But it doesn't look right...everything looks...green