Okay, this new pastebin is only because I have forgotten my old pastebin password. Most of the stories will be copied over and this will become the new one. The old one is here:
http://pastebin.com/u/AnontheAnonymous
 
Now, time to get this show on the road.
 
 
>Day time in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit and shower
>walk downstairs to make food
>There's a knock on the door
>Open it
>Fluttershy stands there with a clock
What fetish do you have for me to decline today?
>"Twilight gave me this to help me find you're fetish!"
>Shes really excited
Okay? That didn’t answer my question. What is that?
>”Twilight said it was a…’Instantaneous time teleporting device’ “
So a time machine?
>”Yeah.”
That isn’t even anything sexual.
>”Just wait.”
>She turns the clock over and starts poking at it with her hooves
Are you sure you know how to use that?
>”Yeah…well, not really. I think I just do this…”
>She pushes a red button on the back and now you are standing in a field
What the fuck?
>Fluttershy is gone
>You look around
>It’s still Ponyville…and it doesn’t look that different…
>Except your house and Fluttershy’s cottage aren’t there
>You have no idea what to do
>You sit next to a tree
Well fuck.
>You hear singing
>That’s not a new thing in Equestria but the voice is surprisingly familiar
>You stand up and lean around the tree trying to hide yourself
>A cute long legged and awkward looking Pegasus is singing while surrounded by animals
What the fuck…
>You whisper to yourself
>Then there’s an explosion
>You jump in fear
>And fall into a bush
>The squirrel there took off fucking terrified
>You can’t move
>Guess you have to scare the hell out of this filly
>Here goes
Hello? Can you help me?
>You hear a loud eep
>Wait a minute
>Something grabs your legs and pulls you out
>You lay there looking at the hole
Oh hey thanks.
>You turn and look at the filly
>Its yellow…with a pink mane
>Oh shit
>It’s Fluttershy
>”H-how can you talk?”
>You stand there in shock trying to think of something to say
>”You did talk right?”
Oh um…yeah. Hi.
>Her wings shoot up
>”What animal are you?”
>She flies around you examining you
Uh…I’m a human.
>”I’ve never heard of that animal before! How did you get here?”
>She sits in front of you looking up curiously
>She actually looks kinda cute…
I don’t know if you would believe me if I told you.
>”Oh. It’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it now. Where do you live?”
Well…nowhere now I guess.
>”Aw you poor thing! You can live with me if you want…”
Really? You just met me a couple minutes ago.
>”You seem like a nice…uh…hooman was it?”
Human.
>”Oh…s-sorry. We should get going to Cloudsdale so I can get you set up to live there.”
I can’t walk on clouds.
>She looks irritated
>”Oh shoot!”
>She lightly kicks the ground
>You smile a bit because that was too cute to keep inside
>”Oh I know!”
What?
>”Where you can live!”
Where’s that?
>”There’s a broken down tree house on the farmland across Ponyville. We could remodel it and you can live there!”
>She hops up and down excitedly
>She takes your hand
>”This feels weird…”
>She tilts her head while moving her hooves on your hand
*Ahem*
>She quickly lets go and blushes
>”S-sorry. Okay lets go! But we’re gonna go through the trees so that ponies don’t get scared.”
>You nod and both of you walk through the forest
>”So what’s your name?”
Anon.
>”Hi Anon. I’m Fluttershy.”
>So you were right
>The rest of the walk was her asking you basic questions like what you eat and such
>"There it is!"
>She flies over to the busted up tree house
>"It'll need a lot of work...but I think it will do just fine!"
>She smiles brightly at you
>"I'll make sure you get a place to sleep mister."
That's very nice of you. But I need to find out how to get back to um...my place.
>"I thought you said you didn't have a home?"
Well...I did have a home...and then something happened and now I'm here.
>She looks confused
>"Why won't you just tell me what happened to you?"
>She looks so innocent
>Wait a minute...
>How can she be so innocent now, but a rapist later?
>What the fuck happened?
>She notices you staring off into the sky
>"Are you okay?"
Huh? Oh yeah I was just thinking.
>"About what?"
Do you know where the train to Canterlot is? I never pay attention when I go there.
>"YOU'VE BEEN TO CANTERLOT?!"
>Her jaws drops
I uh...yeah. I have been. But not yet.
>"What that doesnt make sense..."
>Fuck this just tell her
Okay I'll explain.
>"Yay!"
>She pulls you over to a fallen tree to sit
Okay. So I'm from the future.
>"Really? Do humans live here in the future?"
Well no just me. I was somehow brought into this universe.
>"Okay..."
So in the future, I met you. But you were older.
>"I thought you meant really far in the future! You mean in my lifetime?!"
Yes. You are a little strange in the future.
>"Strange how?"
Well...
>You put your hand to your chin and look up
>Trying to think of what to say
Well...do you know what sex is?
>She nods
Oh good that makes the rest of this a little easier to say.
>You take a deep breath in
Okay so the first time I met you in the future you fell in love with me but I didn't feel the same way so you tried to find my fetish so I would love you and one of those fetishes was time travel and future you messed up and only sent me back.
>She just stares at you
>Then she slowly nods in understanding
>"I think I get it."
Good. Now I need to talk to one of the Princesses to see if they have some kind of time spell or something. Can you help me?
>"Well I have an idea but I'm not sure it will work."
Lets do it.
>Cant believe you said that
>Her idea was to send you out into town and wait for somep0ny to freak out and call the authorities
>Some guards come walking up to you confused but determined
Now hold on don't hurt me.
>They stagger back in awe
Yes I can talk. I need to see Princess Celestia.
>They both nod and you are escorted to a carriage
>They take off flying to Canterlot
>Damn that was easy
>They must think you're a god
>Or they're just afraid
>They land in front of the castle
>You step off the carriage
Thank you kind sirs.
>They nod still shocked
>P0nies gasp as you walk directly up to the guard at the door
>He gives you a threatening look
Hey man I'm here to speak to the Princess.
>His jaw drops and he opens the door
>Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these guards
>You think to yourself as you walk into the throne room
>Celestia is writing letters and not paying attention
Uhh...Princess?
>Without looking she responds
>"What is it?"
I need your help.
>She looks over her papers and drops them all with the ink
>Thats gonna leave a stain
>"What...what-how did...?"
>She stares open eyed
I am a human.
>She gives you a glare
>"Are you here as a spy?!"
>before you can respond she shouts again
>"Or are you here to take the throne?!"
>You put your hands up
Hold on Princess. Let me explain myself.
>She stops talking and looks at you
>You explain what happened and that you are from the future
>She just stares
>"This is...unbelievable! May I ask some questions?"
Uh...sure?
>"What is it like in the future?"
Well there's more buildings in Ponyville...not much changes in the castle here. I mean Discord gets loose like once or twice. Yeah make sure you prepare the elements for that.
>She looks confused
>"How do you know of the fillies growing now that will take my place as the elements?"
Well in the future, they are my best friends.
>She gasps
Like I was saying before...I need your help.
>"With what?"
Don't you have any kind of spell that can send me back to my time?
>She looks at the floor thinking
>Then she perks up
>"Oh yes I do think we have one! Follow me."
>She walks you to the magic scroll library
>And levitates a scroll up to herself
>She reads it and starts to charge up her horn
>"One more question Anon."
Yeah?
>"You didnt interfere with anything else besides give a few p0nies the jumps did you?"
No.
>"If you did, the future you return to will not be the same."
Alright. I'm ready.
>She touches your chest with her glowing horn
>You are in the library in present time now
>She isnt there
Hmm...
>You walk out of the library and bump into Twilight
>"Anon? What are you doing here?"
Oh me? Just looking at some spells.
>She gives you a confused look
>"Whatever you say."
>Whew
>You leave the castle
>You decide to go to Fluttershy's cottage to rub in that she was wrong about the fetish
>You are walking down the path to her cottage, its in view now
>Suddenly you are takled with a pink blur
>You look
>Pinkie sits on your chest
Oh hey Pinkie! How're you?
>You move in to hug her and she starts making out with you
>You pull back shocked and confused
I...what, why did you do that?
>"Ya mean kiss you? Because we're married duh!"
>You stand up launching her from your chest
What? When and how did that happen?!
>She looks at you confused
>"What do you mean Anon?"
We never got married!
>"Are you feeling okay sweetie? Maybe we should have Twilight look at you."
Why?! WE NEVER GOT MARRIED PINKIE!
>Tears start forming in her eyes
>"Y-you don't remember that night at the diner...when you bent down and proposed?"
No I don't because it didn't happen!
>She bursts into tears and her mane depoofs
>Oh shit
>Before you can try to calm her she zooms off into town
>You're never gonna hear the end of that it seems
>You continue to walk to Fluttershy's cottage
>You knock on the door
>It slowly opens
>You see Fluttershy poke her head out a little
>Then she slams the door shut
>"I thought I told you to go away!"
What did I do?
>She opens the door again
>"You don't remember?"
No...
>"Come inside."
>She opens it enough for you to come in
>Its dark as shit when she closes the door
>"How can you not remember what you did to me?!"
>She shows her front legs
>They have cuts all over them
Fluttershy...what happened to you?
>"You happened to me."
I did this?
>"Not directly. But the pain you gave me...I had to take it out somehow."
Oh my god...Fluttershy?
>"What?"
Do you remember when you were a filly and you got your cutie mark?
>"Yes...and you were there."
Thats because you sent me there with Twilight's clock thing. Remember?
>"No I don't remember. All I remember was you breaking my heart by proposing to Pinkie last year."
>Hold on a minute
>Someone was manning this shit while you were going forward in time
>You walk into her bathroom and look in the mirror
Holy shit...
>You look about 10 years older
>Hair on head slightly graying
What the fuck happened to me?!
>You run out of her cottage
>And head to Twilight's
>She has to have an answer...
>She has to