>Day realization in Equestria >You are Anon >It's time to get Sweetie to school >She insists on bringing that damn doll... >Oh yeah and Fluttershy is still acting like your spouse... >Crazy bitch >You arrive at the school and kneel down to Sweetie Bell Are you sure you still want to go? >She nods >"I'd be behind in my work if I didn't..." Okay. You stay out of trouble now. >She smiles and walks with the doll on her back >You and Fluttershy go back to your house for the day >You are Sweetie Bell >You are sitting in your seat with Jamie on the desk >Jamie hasn't said anything at all today >"Okay class! I want you to write a story about how your weekend went." >Oh good! You actually have something to write about this time >You pull out a piece of paper and a quill with an ink thing out from your desk >You begin summarizing your crazy weekend >Starting with Rarity dropping you off and ending when you went to sleep last night >You made sure to write every detail >Cheerilee comes around and collects the papers >You smile as she takes yours >She takes them back to her desk and lets you talk >You turn to Applebloom How was your weekend? >"Ah was out bucking apples all weekend..." >You nod like you understand >But she knows you don't >"Sweetie Bell can you come here please?" >You get up and walk to her >"Why...why did you write these awful things?" That was my weekend! Just ask Anon or Fluttershy. Or Jamie. >"Jamie?" >You point to your desk Yeah my Cool Colt Jamie! >"I don't see anything there." >You turn around >Jamie is gone Well...I thought I brought him... >"Sweetie Bell I don't want you writing anything like this anymore...okay?" >You huff Fine. >You go back over and sit down >The recess bell rings >You run outside to play with your friends >After playing jump rope for a while you decide to go back inside to find Jamie >You open the door and Jamie stands there staring up at you Hiya Jamie! >You notice the knife he has in his mouth What did you do with th- >Then you see it >Cheerilee cut open and laying on the floor >Then the bell rings Oh no! Jamie what do I do?! >He just drops the knife and falls over >You are paralyzed with fear as the other fillies come inside and see you, the body, and the knife >They run out in all directions >You just curl up and start crying >Within minutes some guards take you and Jamie to the jail >You don't get put behind bars but you are put in the... >Inter...interrorogation room? >You don't know how to say it >A gray p0ny starts asking you questions >About Jamie and the dead p0nies >It makes you feel uncomfortable >You are Anon >You and Fluttershy have been holding a staring contest for the past hour >Your eyes become watery when she tries the stare Oh no you don't! I'll win this... >There's a knock on the door >She blinks when she looks over HA! >You get up and open the door >A couple of guards you remember seeing when Lyra died are standing there >Fluttershy zooms over >"What happened?" >"We're going to need you to come with us." Why should we? >"It's about Sweetie Bell..." >Well shit >Fast forward >You arrive at the interrogation room that they have Sweetie Bell in >She jumps up from her chair and hugs you >Fluttershy touches your butt Seriously Shy? >Shy blushes >Sweetie stops hugging you What happened? >"It was Jamie! He killed Ms Cheerilee!" >You resist the urge to snap and break everything in sight Sweetie Bell...I thought we talked about this... >She turns to the doll >"Talk!" >You watch as she continues to scream at it and hit it >The grey p0ny sitting on a chair turns to you >"Maybe it would be best if Sweetie stays here for the night..." >You nod and take the doll >Then you and Fluttershy go back to your house >"I have to go feed my animals. Are you sure you're okay?" >You sigh I'm sure. >You open your door and walk inside >You throw the doll onto the table >You sit at the table and stare at it >Images of Lyra and innocent Sweetie Bell flood your mind Say something. >It just sits there I SAID SAY SOMETHING DAMNIT! >It looks up at you >"I sure do think that's awesome!" >You stare at it >Then chuckle to yourself >You get up and pour yourself some water >As you drink it your eye catches the box the doll came in >You put down the drink and pick up the box >Seems legit >You turn it upside down to take it out >*Clank >You look down and see the batteries What... >You look at the doll >You walk over and pick it up >You flip it over and remove the battery cover >No batteries >Then the head spins around >"Hi I'm Jamie and I'm awesome!" >You drop it in fear and confusion >You pick it back up and it seems fine Talk! >Nothing >You walk over to the fireplace and press the button Twilight installed >She's pretty cool sometimes >Green flame shoots up out of it TALK TO ME OR I'LL THROW YOU IN THE FIRE! >Then the dolls face becomes more detailed as he screams out >"YOU WAN'T ME TO TALK! OKAY I'LL TALK FAGGOT!" >Jesus christ how horrifying >He has the strength of Big Mac but in a midget form >You wrestle with him until he bites off a chunk of your leg and dips >You walk to the doorway but it's no use, you can't see him anywhere >Fluttershy flies back >"Oh goodness they were so happy to see me-what's wrong Anon?" Sweetie Bell was right! Jamie is alive and he killed Lyra and Cheerilee! >She just stays there flying >Then she lands and starts laughing What the fuck Fluttershy?! >"This...this is just too funny!" >Plan B You think this is funny?! >You lift up your pant leg and show her the chunk of flesh missing >She shuts up right quick >"Oh my gosh...what happened?" Jamie bit me! >"Okay it was funny at first but now this is just ridiculous Anon." Look I threatened to throw him in the fire and he came to life in my hands and bit me! >"Calm down Sweetheart plea-" NO FLUTTERSHY! I have to find out more about this "James Lee Hay" >She steps in your way >"Where are you going?" To the gay bath house. The p0ny that sold us that doll has to be there... >You step over her and sprint to the gay bath house >You hear her shout >"You shouldn't go there at this time of night!" >You run to the back entrance through the alley and when someone opens the door to throw away trash you stop it with your foot >You walk in and no one cares >There is a massive grind party down in the middle of the dance floor and to your left you see that p0ny you got the doll from >You sit next to him at the bar >He's drunk as fuck Excuse me sir, do you remember me? >"hmmhmm? Who're you?" I bought that doll from you a while back at the market remember? >"Oh...shyeah. The human right?" >You nod Where did you get that doll? >"What do I get fer tellin ya?" I have these bits... >You pull out a sack of 30 bits and place it on the counter >"I aint intristed in bits..." >He looks up and down your body >Suddenly you feel strong arms hold you in place from behind >"Hold em steady." >"Eeyup." >Oh no >You are about to get raped in the gay bath house >And nothing will stop it because they all know sex happens here >Fack >Suddenly something cracks against Big Mac's head >He falls over unconscious >You turn around >Fluttershy is fuming with rage >Her hair is frizzy and she doesn't look like she's fucking around >She walks past you and flicks your dick with her tail >Boner stahp >She pins the p0ny down and spits in his face >Boner pls >"Now you better answer the question! Where did you get that doll?!" >"I-I don't know what you're talking about!" >"Being a liar is for criers! And I don't see you crying yet so let's fix that shall we?" >She lets him go and turns around >Then she bucks the shit out of his chest >Jesus christ how erectifying >Boner now at maximum capacity >Thank the gods Rarity knew how to make jeans >Fluttershy growls in his face >"Okay okay! I found it in that store that was struck by lightning a few days ago! Don't hurt me any-" >He is silenced by a buck to the head >She doesn't even check if he's alive she just walks out >You follow >Once outside she starts giggling >"Oh my goodness did you see how assertive I was?" >She squees Yeah...uh it was great... >"Wasn't that the place where James Lee Hay died?" >You snap out of your trance and look at her It was...wait a minute this makes sense! >She looks at you confused Let's go talk to Twilight okay? >You start walking and she follows >"Hey Anon?" What. >"Why don't you love me back?" >You stop and turn to her >She has the saddest face >You pick her up >In all the excitement and pent up stress she farts in your arms >You drop her FUCK IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! >You run ahead gagging as she blushes and slowly flies >"I'm sorry Anon I just get so nervous..." You disgust me. >You arrive at Twilight's Treehouse >Wait no >Libhouserary >Yeah >You arrive at Twilight's Libhouserary Fluttershy. >"I didn't mean to fart on you I'm sorry!" Just get it out now so you don't feel embarassed later. >She blushes heavily >"B-but you're right there..." Go in the bush. >She gets in the bush and you see her do a scrunchy face >"BTTHPTHTTHBLLPHHHBLTH~" >You gag >"Okay...I'm done." >Then the door opens and Twilight is there >"Hey I heard some strange noises was that-" >She sniffs >"Eww...who farted?" >You point a thumb to Fluttershy who turns red and tries to hide behind her mane >She chuckles >"What's up?" I need you to find out some stuff for me. >"Come on in!" >You walk in and Fluttershy sits as far away from you both as possible >It wouldn't be so bad if she could control her bowels >You shudder Twilight I need to know as much about this James Lee Hay guy. >"Uhh...why?" Because it would help me a lot. >"Tell me why." >You sigh Because Jamie, Sweetie's doll, is actually James Lee Hay. >"I know she said that." >You shake your head No no that's not what I'm saying. He came to life when I threatened him and he bit a chunk out of my leg! >You pull up your pant leg ans Twilight gasps >"I'll be right back!" >She trots downstairs >Fluttershy gets up and sits in front of you What? >"Is farting your fetish?" >Before you can respond she jumps on you and rips a huge fart >This time it defintely got in your mouth >You get up and run to Twilight's sink >You empty your stomach in the sink and go back to Fluttershy >You hit her on the head >Hammerfist that shit Farting is not my fetish Flutters. >Twilight comes upstairs and sees you standing with a fist and Fluttershy grabbing her head >She just laughs >"Okay so...what do you want to know?" How did he put himself in a doll? >"He used an old forbidden magic that allows you to swap souls with something." >You nod >"But it requires a chant to work." He must have studied up then...where did he live? >"In the house you live in now..." Holy shit... >"No I'm just messing with you. He lived on the outskirts of town. The house in the plains the opposite way from Fluttershy's." Okay. >Fluttershy leaves Where is she going? >Twilight shrugs >You continue to talk about the murderer >You are Fluttershy >Goodness that was embarassing >Rarity always says a lady should never do that in public >But when he touched you... >You hear a noise behind you >You turn around >A trash can falls over >A taxi carriage pulls past you Mister! >He stops >You get in and give him 5 bits C-can you go to the east side of town please? >He nods >You sit back and relax >You start to feel tired >Then something wraps around your neck and pulls back >Your head goes back and you see >Jamie >"Sucks for you bitch!" >You call out to the driver but he has a knife in the back of his head >You struggle to get free >You manage to sit up but he slams you back >You start thinking about if this is when you die >No it can't be your death yet! >You didn't even get Anon's hot...monkey...dick >You're wingboners pomf out and one hits Jamie >He lets go >You sit up and look around >Of course the carriage is going down a hill >You are about to jump when something sharp pokes your but >You jump up and see a knife >It goes down >Then stabs back up trying to get you >This happens for a couple minutes until the carriage crashes into the town hall >You are under a wreckage of a carriage >You hear a laugh >You look around >Jamie appears and you try to buck him but miss >He laughs >"It's not like it matters Fluttershy...I can't be hurt!" >Everything is quiet >You look around >He appears to your side >You buck and miss again >He laughs again >He comes down from the edge of the seat >"Boo!" >You buck at him and he goes flying >He stands up and runs off My goodness... >You get out from under the wreck >You look at it >The carriage is upside down smashed into the town square building >Fuuck >You see a newspaper on the ground >You throw it on top of the wreckage >Flash forward >Mayor looks pissed >"DERPY!!!" >Back to present >You fly as fast as you can to the building Twilight told Anon about >You walk in and Anon is looking at some drawings on the wall Anon. >He jumps and turns around >"What the fuck...where were you?" >You hug him I...I almost died! >"What? How?" J-Jamie...I believe you...he tried to kill me. >Twilight steps out from behind Anon >"Hey I think these actually mean something..." What? >"Well although it just looks like something some Zebra on salt drew, it actually represents the spell I told Anon about. The rebirth after death spell." >"Haha...Zebra on salt...you racist." >She bows >"That's me. Take me how I am because I won't change." So...where do we go? >"We have to find this p0ny." >She points to the Zebra >You all set off to the everfree