>day 9001 in equestria
>wake up
>shit and shower, fuck shaving you like your moustache
>you walk downstairs and have some dragon oats
>then the wall explodes
>you turn
>there lays an unconscious Woona
What the fuck is going on?
>you look through the hole
>Fluttershy is beating the shit out of all the ponies in town
>you gotta stop waking up in the middle of the day
>you walk out there
Hey! Mind telling me why Luna came flying through my house?
>she flys over to you
>"Is fighting your fetish?"
>before you have time to answer she punches you and you go flying back
>you slam into your house breaking a window this time
>you push off of the house
OH ITS ON NOW BITCH!
>she turns towards you
>you fly at her and kick her in the neck
>she goes flying into Twilights library
>Twilight walks out: "The fuck is this about?!"
>then Fluttershy throws her in the air
>like really fucking high
>you fly up and catch her
>she stops screaming and stares at you
>"How can you fly?"
I'm Vegeta, prince of all saiyans!
>"Anon I think you've had enough to drink..."
>you fly to the ground and put her down
Stay out of the way.
>you fly back over to her tree
>Flutterfuck is gone
>hear screaming behind you
>you turn
>Fluttershy is tearing up Carousel Boutique
>you fly over to her
Fluttershy stop this and fight me you coward!
>she looks at you: "So I guess this is your fetish then!"
>Rarity is on the ground staring at you with her mouth agape
>Fluttershy flys at you
>you move to the side and she keeps going past you
>you fly at her
>she turns her head
>and sees your fist as you punch the flutter out of her
>she goes spiraling down into the trees
>you stay there catching your breath
>there is a slight orange glow coming from the forest
>"Anon! Get a load of this!"
>you see Fluttershy rise out of the trees with her front two hooves out at her sides
>she puts them together and points them at you
>"FLUTTER FLASH!"
>a huge beam of light comes racing towards you
>before you can react a big white pony flies in front of you and takes the hit
>you look down and see Sunbutt
>you fly back down to her
Are you okay?
>she coughs up some blood
>"You really think thats all a Princess can take?"
>she stands up and both of you look at Fluttershy
>her eyes turn to the size of pinpricks
>you fly at her and punch her in the gut
>she instinctly leans forward
>you move out of the way and Sunbutt impales her with her horn
>Fluttershy screams
>Sunbutt declares: "Element of Kindness! For attempting to murder the Royalty, I sentence you to death!"
>she charges up a beam from her horn
>then she is struck in the neck
>it snaps and she falls to the ground dead
>Trixie floats next to Fluttershy holding her
>she says: "Here Fluttershy eat this."
>she gives her a bean
>Fluttershy eats it and then her wounds are healed
>she screams: "Anon! I'm gonna fuck your ass!"
>she flies at you
>Trixie uses her magic to restrain you
>Fluttershy kicks you in the face
>Trixie throws you with her magic to the ground
>you hit the ground
>Idea
>you play dead and hold your breath
>Fluttershy comes racing down but sees you arent breathing
>"NO! Anon?! Please wake up honey!"
>she lays down next to you and snuggles against your body
>perfect
>you grab her by the head
>and throw her at Trixie
>Trixie falls to the ground and Fluttershy catches herself after the hit
>You run through the trees to stay hidden from Fluttershy
>You see Trixie laying there
>shes out cold
>you grab her by the head and fly up
>Fluttershy charges you but stops when she sees sleeping Trixie
>"Put her down Anon!"
Okay.
>you cock you arm back and full force throw her at the ground
>there is a huge smoke cloud that comes out
>after it clears theres a crater
>Trixie's corpse lays in the middle
>"ANON!"
>Fluttershy rushes at you
>you wait until she gets close then you uppercut her so hard she goes flying up
>you fly after her
>you get above her
>you grab her by her mane
>"Anon...please dont do this...I just wanted to know your fetish."
Still wanna know?
>"Yes!"
>you charge up energy in your hand
>Fluttershy looks at it and then you
My fetish is being the strongest in the universe.
>"What?"
>you raise your hand to her head
>"W-why are you doing this?!"
I am a warrior...not some ponies play thing.
>"Please Anon no!"
>you fire your energy in a blast that disintegrates her head
>her lifeless body falls to the ground
>you fly over to the middle of town
>you look around
>broken down buildings, smashed in windows
>bloody and beaten or dead ponies everywhere
>all because of
>Fucking Fluttershy