>Day meat in Equestria
>You wake up and take a shower
>Then walk downstairs for some toast
>Man you miss bacon
>You put the slices of bread in the toaster
>There's a knock on the door
>You answer
>Fluttershy is looking bigger
>Like really fat
>She jiggles as she speaks
>"Is fat your fetish?"
No.
>She throws off the fat suit
>"Oh good I was getting hot in that anyways."
>She walks past you and sits at your table
>This bitch
>Toast pops up
>You speed over and try to grab them in the air
>Flutterbutt giggles as you don't even come close
>Turns out toast didn't even fly up
>You take the toast out and give one to Fluttershy
>She looks at it confused
What you've never had toast?
>"You don't like anything on it?"
Nope. I'm a plain guy.
>She opens your fridge
>"You really are a plain guy...no cream cheese or anything."
Told you.
>She sits back down at the table and nibbles on the toast
>You stuff the toast into your mouth and swallow
>The bread is smaller than bread from earth so you can do this without choking
>"You pig."
>Idea
Speaking of pig, do you know where I can get some meat?
>Fluttershy freezes
>"Y-you eat m-m-meat?!"
Hold on! I'm not gonna eat you! I only eat like cows or pigs...like...not from sentient beings.
>Her breathing relaxes slightly
>"I-it's against the law to eat meat in Ponyville..."
>You hang your head
Oh...okay.
>You slump over to the couch and pretend to cry
>Fluttershy notices your reaction
>"W-wait don't be sad Anon!"
>You fake snivels
W-why?
>She flutters next to you and puts her hoof up to your cheek
>"Momma will get you some meat."
>You spring up
Great! Make me some burgers!
>She is sort of taken back by your excitement and a bit sceptical looking
Eating meat is my fetish Fluttershy.
>In 3 seconds shes out of there
Well shit.
>You head off to SugarCube Corner for work
>You are Fluttershy
>You sped to Twilight's to learn what a "burger" was so you can get one for Anon
>You tap lightly on the door
>It opens
>Twilight stands there and smiles warmly
>"Hello Fluttershy how're you?"
Good thanks I need to know what a burger is.
>You walk inside and start to look for a book on burgers
>"Uhh Fluttershy. Why do you need to know that?"
>You blush slightly
Well Anon said his fetish was eating meat so I wanted to make him something with meat and he mentioned a "Burger" so I came to see if you know.
>"Fluttershy you know that eating meat is illegal right?!"
For a pony to eat meat is illegal. It doesn't say that about animals and Anon is considered an animal.
>She puts a hoof to her chin and thinks
>"I suppose you're right. Here is a book on meat."
>She levitates you a book
Thank you Twilight!
>You grab the book in your mouth and rush home
>You throw the book on your table and open it up to read
>The pictures of animals being slaughtered almost make you throw up but you must do this
>For Anon's love
>You read on about how to prepare the meat for consuming
>It brings some tears to your eyes
>No
>You have to keep it together
>This is for love
>After learning what you need to know about meat you decide which one of your animals is the most dense and overlooked
>Not Angel bunny he's your best friend
>Not the kittys or fatty animals
>Not the birds, not enough meat
>You don't own any cows or pigs
>Well Mr. Bear always has those back problems...maybe...
>You grab a knife from the kitchen and put it behind your back
>You fly outside
Oh Mr. Bear! Dinner time!
>You are Anonymous
>You just spent all day working with Pinkie
>God you love that mare
>With her crazy antics and cheerful attitude
>She's the first you would date if you ended up staying in this crazy world
>You are walking home
>You bump into Twilight whilst still day dreaming about the godess of pink
Oh sorry!
>You pick her up and put her books back in her...saddle bags?
>The fuck?
>"Oh its okay Anon, I should watch where I'm walking too."
No it was my fault I wasn't even paying attention.
>She starts off the way she was going
>"Bye Anon! Have a nice night with Fluttershy!"
You too-Wait what?!
>She teleports off giggling
>You rush home afraid of what happened
>As you approach your front door a familiar smell enters your nose
>Could it be?
>There's no way...
>It is!
>You swing open the door and you see Fluttershy sitting at your table with a salad
>Across from her is a big 12oz succulent piece of
MEAT!
>You run over and sit down
>You're drooling staring at the steak
>You grab the knife and fork set out for you and cut a piece off
>You tear into it
>It's so...awful
>It has to be the worst meat ever
>You can barely even chew it
>It gags you
>So much so that you actually spit it out
>Fluttershy looks devastated
>"Y-you don't l-like it?!"
>She starts tearing up
It's...usually the animal you get the meat from is more of a tender animal...more fatty so I can actually chew it.
>She nods trying to learn while also trying not to cry
What animal is this from?
>She barely manages to speak between snivels
>"M-Mr. B-bear."
>She bursts into tears
Hey Fluttershy...it's okay...everyone messes up sometimes.
>She is now hugging you
>Damn this mare is fast
>"I even got a book from Twilight but it still didn't work..."
You can just try again right?
>She looks up at you with saddened eyes
>"I...I guess."
>She gets off of you and flies out the open window slowly
>"I'll be back tomorrow morning with something else."
>You feel kind of bad
>But fuck it
>You eat some cold pizza and head off to bed
>Day meaty meats in Equestria
>You are awoken by the irresistable smell of meat cooking
M-mom? Shit. I'm still here.
>You take a shit then a shower
>You head downstairs to see Fluttershy with another piece of meat
>This time it's a burger
You think it's good this time?
>You jokingly nudge her
>She looks heartbroken
Wait wait I was kidding!
>She relaxes
>You pick the burger up and inspect it
>Looks normal enough
>You bite into it
>Your teeth go through the bread and meat and touch each other
>Dear god
>It's all fat
>You spit it out
>Fluttershy is crying softly
>"I...I'm sorry Anon I can't make your perfect food..."
It was just too fatty Fluttershy, please don't be too hard on yourself.
>What are you talking about she's your rapist
>Why have you even been eating this food?
>You make a good point brain
>"So you want tender meat that isn't fatty? How can that be possible?"
>You scratch the back of your head
Uhh...like...young animals maybe?
>She stares at you with her mouth agape and tears flowing
>"W-what?"
>You can obviously see her being destroyed on the inside
Okay Fluttershy, you don't have to make me meat anymore. I can just eat fruits and veggies like before okay?
>She stands up
>"No...I will make you a burger that you will love so much you'll want me forever!"
>With that she speeds out of your house
Fuck.
>You hope you didn't break her
>Oh well
>Off to work with Pinkie
>You are Fluttershy
>You're out of options
>You fly through town hoping something could help you
>You don't want to hurt an innocent baby animal
>You see Lyra talking with Colgate
>Lyra has been pregnant for about 6 months now
>That's it!
>A foal isn't considered a foal until it is birthed
>And has no concept of what is going on so it won't be scared
>But you don't want to take Lyra's baby away
>That would hurt her
>If only you could have a foal
>Then you could use it to gain Anon's love!
>Maybe Zecora has some kind of potion or something
This is perfect!
>You zoom off into the everfree and crash into her hut
>She comes outside and sees you
>"What the fuck?! You put a hole in my wall!"
>It's weird that she's not rhyming
>She must be really angry
I...I need your help.
>She slaps the piece you broke back on and some mud over it
>"With what?"
>You take a deep breath
I want to have foals. But I don't want to wait 9 months.
>She turns to you
>"I think I may have what you need"
>She walks inside and you follow
>She holds up a jar filled with white
>And a beaker filled with a purple liquid
>"This is the semen of an earth pony. He was blue. Are you alright with this?"
>You nod
>"Okay. Lay down on the bed and we shall begin."
Wait, what does that purple stuff do?
>"This 'Purple Stuff' decreases the time of pregnancy by a lot."
How much faster?
>"By tomorrow this time you will give birth."
Oh goodness.
>You lay down in the bed
>You're Anon
>Pinkie just exploded out of a cake
Pinkie! You got cake all over me!
>"Not a problem Nons!"
>Her tongue somehow grows tremendously huge and she slurps all of the cake off of you
>Damn imagine what she can do with that tongue...
>Fuck you brain
>Boner slightly rises
>Pinkie notices
>She gets a lustful look in her eyes
>She steps closer to you
>itsgettinghotinhere.mp3
>*AHEM!*
>Both of you look and see a p0ny waiting at the counter
>Pinkie zooms out and takes his order
>Your watch beeps letting you know that the work day is over
>Pinkie gets the p0ny what he wants and goes back to you
>"Where were we?"
>She bites her lip a little and stares seductively at you
Pinkie...you know Fluttershy would kill you if she saw this right?
>She stands back up
>"Yeah I know...just wanna have a little fun with you Anon."
>Rainbow walks into the kitchen
>"Hey Ano-Woah...Sorry for interrupting..."
>She notices your boner and how wet Pinkie is
This isn't what it looks like! Trust me Fluttershy would mark it the end of Pinkie if it was. She's crazy.
>"Yeah she's always been clingy to stallions she likes."
>You adjust your pants and turn to Pinkie
I'm gonna go home now. I'll see you tomorrow okay?
>She nods and blows a kiss to you
>You'd so be hitting that if not for
>Fucking Fluttershy
>You get home and take a nap on the couch
>You are awoken by the smell of meat...again
>You sit up and look over your couch
>Fluttershy is sort of limping while making a burger
>You decide not to disturb her and you lay back pretending to sleep
>A couple minutes later you feel a wing tickle your nose
>You can't help but smile
>You open your eyes
Oh hey. You.
>She presents to you a burger
>You hold it to the light and inspect the hell out of it
>You smell it
>You touch it
>You put it in your mouth and chew
TEN OUTTA TEN!
>This is the best meat you have ever eaten
Oh my gosh Fluttershy!
>You continue to chomp down on the meat
This is great!
>Fluttershy limps away and brings back 4 more burgers
>"H-here. F-for you my love."
>She puts the plate on the table in front of you
>You wrap your arms around her
>She squees
Thank you so much Fluttershy...
>She tenses up
>Give her the satisfaction
I love you.
>She orgasms and passes out
>Okay I don't know if saying that was the best thing at this point
>Yeah brain...maybe
>You eat all of the Burgers and take Fluttershy up with you to bed
>You put her on the far corner of the bed and you sleep
>Day meaty meat meats in Equestria
>You wake up with a hat on
What the fuck?
>Scratch that
>Fluttershy is attached to the back of your head
>Sleeping not humping
>You detatch her and go downstairs for toast
>Fucking Toast
>There's a knock on the door
>You open it
Zecora? What brings you here?
>"Where is Fluttershy? Has she given birth yet?"
>Why is she not rhyming
Huhwhat? She's upstairs but she's not pregnant...
>Zecora rushes upstairs
>You follow
>Fluttershy is awoken by the noise and stares in fear at both of you when you enter
>"Z-zecora...w-what are you doing here?"
>She looks at Fluttershy's stomach
>You do too
>There is a small cut into her lower stomach
>It seemed to be patched up nicely but she looked pale
>You start to smell something
>Something disgusting
What the fuck is that smell?
>"Y-you said you w-wanted tender meat Anon...I d-did what I had t-to...to find your f-fetish..."
>You approach the bathroom
>The smell gets stronger
>You open the door
>There's blood all in the bathub and a brown squishy looking thing with a cord coming from it
>You throw up on the floor
>You close the door and turn to Fluttershy
F...Fluttershy how could you?!
>"All I wanted was for you to love me Anon!"
I only said it was my fetish so you would try to get me some! You didn't have to feed me your growing fetus!
>Fluttershy begins crying
>Zecora smashes her hoof into Fluttershy's head
>"You are a monster."
>She storms out
>You are left with a bathtub full of gore, beaten and dying rapist freak, and the guilt on your conscience that you have eaten the unborn
God damnit.
>Fucking Fluttershy