>Day world domination in Equestria
>You are Eggnon
>You got sent through dimensions after Blonic fucked up your time and space machine
>You built yourself a house in the forest
>But one stupid annoying talking horse always breaks your stuff and makes you want to kill yourself
>You sit in your Non-carrier pod and head towards P0nyville
>It's cool because it floats
>A good thing that these P0nies don't have the brains for such technology
>And they're friendly
>"Hi Eggnon!"
>Fluttershy flies up and sits on your lap
Hey! Get out!
>She snuggles closer
>Well it is quite warm with her there
>You keep going
>You land in front of Twilight's library and get out
>She's the smartest pone you've met and actually listens
>You knock on the door
>The little dragon opens it and you walk past him
>Funny little servant he is
>You prefer robots though
>They don't have a conscience
>Twilight zaps downstairs in a purple flash
>"Oh Eggnon! Uh...what brings you here?"
I am in need of something called diamonds. Care to tell me where I could find some?
>She nods and Spike hands her a book
>You look at him
>And then the hundreds of books there on the shelves
>Damn he's good
>"You can find them here."
>She levitates a map to you
>"I read it in the book. They should be underground with the one's known as Diamond dogs."
>You smirk at the name
A bunch of mutts playing with Diamonds? Hahaha. Okay see you later.
>"Wait!"
>You stop and turn around
>"These are dangerous creatures."
Don't worry about me.
>You get back in your Non-carrier pod
>You should rename this thing
>How about the Non-pod?
>Works for you
>You notice Fluttershy isn't there anymore
Fluttershy?
>She pokes her head out from the back
>"H-hi."
Want to go on a little adventure?
>"Are adventures your fetish?"
No Fluttershy.
>"Oh okay. Sure I'll tag along."
>Fast forward
>You are dragging Fluttershy with you in these caves
>You luckily haven't seen these 'diamond dogs'
>"n-n-n-n-n-no p-p-p-p-lease!"
Shut up! Look over there!
>You both look
>There is a huge pile of perfectly cut Diamonds
Perfect! Fluttershy take as many as you can hold.
>She grabs some with her wings and puts some in her mouth
>You stuff your pockets with them and throw down the teleport pad
Get on!
>She jumps into your arms and you press the button on the remote
>Now you are back at your place
You can just drop those.
>She lets go of the ones with her wings
All of them...
>She opens her mouth and...10 come out
>Holy shit she's got a big mouth
>Egg jr starts stiffening
>No!
>"This turn you on big boy?"
>Fluttershy puts a lot of the diamonds in her mouth
Spit those out and leave you talking horse.
>She spits them out and flies out the window
Damnit. That was too close.
>You gather up the diamonds and take them down to your work station
>The robots there take the diamonds and create just the thing you worked for
>A shield for your Non-pod
>The robots install it into the Non-pod
>You get in it and fly out
>You press the button and the walls of the Non-pod are replaced with diamond
Perfect! Now I just need some source of energy...
>You land on the roof of your building and drop another teleport pad
>You set in the coordinations for Twilight's Library
>In a flashy spark you appear in the middle of the Library
>Twilight looks shocked
>"How did you do that?!"
With the magic of science.
>You show her your pad that you materialize out of a laser
>Then your coordinate device
You just step on here, put the coordinates in, press the button, and you go there! It's just science.
>She is standing there mouth agape
>She gets a suprisingly seductive look on her face
>"I didn't know you were a man of that level of intelligence. Our Magic, us unicorns that is, use the same method of teleportation."
>You stroke your mustache
Anyways I need to find a book.
>Spike is already at your side
I need a book about the most powerful energy sources on this planet.
>He lifts a book up to you
How did you...
>You look at it
>It says "The most powerful energy sources on the planet"
Thank you Spike. How much do I owe you Twilight?
>She stops trying to be seductive
>"What are you using that energy for?"
>You lie straight to her face
To restore the life of the nature I have destroyed when I built my house.
>She looks out the window to your house
>"Yeah that might be a good idea..."
>The building is 7 stories tall and right next to a lake
>Well there was a lake...now it's like a pond
>"Celestia thinks you should visit her today though."
Where did that come from?
>"I was supposed to tell you this morning but I uhh forgot..."
>She turns around and smiles
>You can't help but smile back for a second
>"So what I mean is you should visit the Princess before you take this."
>She levitates it to herself
Fine.
>You bring out the pad and punch in the coordinates for Canterlot
>You push the button and you are standing in the middle of Canterlot
>Something bumps into you
>"Oh goodness we are sorr-Are you Eggnon?"
Why yes, genius from the planet Earth. And you are?
>"Oh excuse us, we forgot our manners. We are Princess Luna. We control the moon rising at night."
>Interesting
>Sounds like she can harness massive amounts of energy
>"Why yes we can Eggnon."
Did you just read my mind?
>"Yes."
>You both stand there for a couple seconds
So where is-
>"You're here to see Celestia, she's in that main castle there on the throne. We're sure she'd be glad to have your company."
>You thank her and walk up and through the open doors
>You walk up and kneel before her
Princess Celestia.
>Nothing
>Wat
>You look up
>Some drool comes from her mouth
>She's snoring
>Lawl
>You walk up and slowly nudge her slightly
>She jumps awake
>She stares into your eyes and you look back
>"Oh hello Eggnon! I did not expect to see you here."
Twilight told me you wanted me for something?
>"Just a talk."
A lecture?
>"I'll try not to...but it just comes with age you know?"
>You nod
>"Eggnon...What do you do in that building of yours?"
I am an inventor. I've created robots which create anything you can think of as long as they have the materials.
>"That is quite an astonishing thing Eggnon!"
It was nothing compared to on Earth...
>She looks intrigued
>"What did you achieve on Earth?"
>Hold up Eggnon think of something small
>Won't want her to know your plans
Well I had a nemesis that would always ruin my plans to help mankind...so I would create machines to kill him. Never did though.
>She nods understandingly
>"The last time something ruined my plans it died."
>Oh shit
>"I did not mean to worry you, sorry."
It's alright Princess. Well I really should get going to erm...fix the life I've ruined when I made that building.
>She smiles brightly
>"Ah another creature who cares about nature! I thought you were going to strip the land with your buildings..."
Well the lake would be the only thing damaged if I clean up the rest.
>"It's not like I would stop you though. That forest is a danger to my subjects."
I kind of need it's resources too.
>"Oh. So do you need me to teleport you back?"
No.
>You explain to her the pad and coordinates
>"You truly are a genius Eggnon."
>You step on the pad and bow
The one and only.
>You hit the button and are back in Twilight's Library
>She's reading a book
Twilight.
>She jumps, throwing her book up
>"Damnit Eggnon! You scared me again..."
>She trots over and hugs you
>Keep it together Eggnon
>Don't taze her...
Uhh what are you doing?
>She lets go
>"Oh sorry. Here is your book like we promised."
>She levitates it to you
Thank you.
>"Anytime babe."
>She winks at you
>With her eye
>You just leave
>You decide to get something to eat
>You go to SugarCube Corner because you are kind of fat
>Just kidding you're really fat
>You walk in and Pinkie is there
>She sees you and is right next to you in seconds
>"Hi Eggy!"
Don't call me that.
>"Whatever you say Eggy! How've you been buddy we don't talk anymore!"
I just want some donuts.
>In a pink streak she's back behind the counter
>You walk up to it
>"How many?"
Uh...two dozen.
>"You got it!"
>She poofs to the kitchen
>One minute later she comes out with a box of two dozen donuts
What do I owe you?
>She bats her eyelids
>"A good time..."
>Wat
Woah hold on there! I have bits too!
>She looks saddened
>Whore
>"Oh okay. 25 bits."
>You pull out a sack of 30
Keep the change.
>You put out your pad and teleport home
>You put your donuts on the table as you read the book on energy
>You skip to the most powerful energy source
The "Elements of Harmony" ?
>There was a picture of 5 necklaces and one tiara that all had the most powerful jems in them
Hmm...
>You read on and find out that Twilight of all p0nies has them
I guess I have some persuasion to do...
>You stretch and grab a donut
>You eat it whole and bring out your pad
>You step on it and put in Twilight's Library
>You appear there
>She isn't scared this time
>"Hello Eggnon how may I help you?"
>Hmmm word this correctly
I need to borrow the elements of harmony because they are the most powerful source of energy on this planet.
>Smooth
>"I can't give you the elements of harmony Eggnon. Can't you find some other form of energy?"
Well nothing would run as smoothly as a little power from the elements.
>She looks conflicted
>"Are you sure you won't break them?"
>Holy shit is she actually...
>"As long as you only use a little bit of energy and bring them back as soon as you are done then I suppose you can borrow them."
Thank you for understanding.
>She levitates a small chest to you
>"Promise you'll bring them right back."
I promise.
>"Okay. Hurry before the Princess finds out."
>You put out the pad and go home with the elements
That was easy as hell!
>You take the elements out of the chest
>They match the picture exactly
Perfect...
>You carefully remove the jewels from each of the elements
>They glow with power on your counter
This is incredible...
>You push a button on your wall and 6 robots come
>You give each one a necklace and the last the tiara
I need each one of you to fill these holes with jewels to match this picture.
>You show the picture from the book
>They scan it and materialize out
>You take the jewels down to the basement floor
>You walk along the corridor until you reach a room
>You punch in the 7 digit password
>You walk in and place each jewel in the places where the chaos emeralds would have gone
They're so powerful they make the emeralds look like a joke...
>You don't even need seven
>The machine implements the gems into the your super bot
>You walk up to the chamber pod it is in
>The lights around it come on
>You tap on the glass
Awake Metal Blonic!