>Learn about fluffy ponies
>Go to buy one
>Talks in babytalk and requires near constant attention to live even a day.
>Fuck that shit.
I got a dog.
 
>Out for a walk.
>Oh shit. Forgot to put your fluffy in her saferoom.
>Rush home.
>Fluffy pony has pooped.... everywhere.
>Shove fluffy pony's face in it
"NO! BAD FLUFFY PONY!!"
>Fluffy pony tries to say "No smeh'ewl pwetty"
>Fluffy pony drowns in its own shit instead.