>"Ahl' right, Granny, Big Mac, Ah'm off to the market. See ya'll later". >Said Applejack, as she began towing her cart full of apples down the road. >"Okay, dear". >"E'yup".   >...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxljSFgShUw   >You're about ten minutes from the village... >Now safe from the dangers of the forest, you're walking across the plains. There is a light breeze coming from the mountains to the north west. >...One mountain in particular catches your eye. It towers above the surrounding mountains and hills, and looks rather mean and foreboding. At it's highest point, it reaches beyond the clouds. >Below it, is a long mountain range that stretches for miles. >You can't see what lies beyond. Wildlands, you imagine. >As your field of view shifts back to the village, you hear something about twenty yards behind you. >It sounds like gentle footsteps, and two rather creaky wheels. >You look over your shoulder. >It's the orange horse from the farm. Still pulling a cart, full of apples, with no difficulty. >Now much closer than before, you can clearly see that this horse is indeed wearing a hat. >And, at this distance, it looks less like a horse, and more like a pony, standing at just over four feet. And a mare, at that. >...But even then, she still doesn't look quite like any pony you've ever seen. >Her eyes are huge, for starters. Her general shape is the same, but more...round, in comparison. >She's smiling, too.   >And, this pony is still all alone. No farmer. No rider.   "Where am I...?" >You whisper.   >The orange pony is only a few feet behind you, now. >As the distance between the two of you closes, you turn your gaze slowly towards her. >She angles her head towards yours, and your eyes meet. >Her eyes are rather large, together occupying about half of her face. Each eye consists of a prominent black pupil, and a green iris. Behind each eye, are three white freckles. >As you make eye contact, you feel a sentience beyond anything possessed by even the highest of the earth's creatures. >...This is not a mere animal. >For a moment, silence. And then,   >"Howdy, stranger!"   >...!   "Uhh...." "Hello" >The pony. >She talked.   >She sweeps her eyes across you for a moment. >"From the looks of yeh, ahm' guessin' yer' not from 'round these parts. What brings yeh here, if yah don't mind mah askin'?" >She seems rather jolly and welcoming... "You guessed right. I'm not sure how, but I seem to have lost my way, and now, I... don't know where I am." >You reply, to the talking pony. "And, I was hoping I could find some assistance in that village." >The pony looks at you, then at the path, then towards the forest in the distance, then back to you. >"Uhhh, yah don't happen tah live out there in the Everfree forest, do yah?" >Says the pony, with a look of mild concern. "Uhm, no, I don't. I've never set foot in that forest until today." >"Hm?" "Somehow, I just... Wound up there. I'm not sure how." >"Hm, ah reckon I know just the pony who can help yah. Right now, Ahm on mah way to the market with these here apples..." >She motions to her cart of apples. >"But ah I can take yeh to 'er house on the way." "...Really? Thank you, Miss..." >"Applejack. And it ain't a problem." "...Miss Applejack. I'm Anon". >"Anon?". "Yes. Short for Anonymous." >"Ahl' right then, Anonymous. Looks like we've almost reached Ponyville. You just follah' me."