>And so I passed from that world of horror >and as I fell, I knew >I was going to hell >I woke up to the scent of dust, unmoved by time >And as I looked up, I saw that where Fluttershy should have been, was a door >I was in a house...the first normal sized one I had been in for the last 10 years >I saw a mirror....and there I was >Unscathed, unscarred, in..in good cloths! I had shoes and I had pockets..oh thank god for pockets... >The house was dark and dusty, but I needed to know where I was...I must know where I was >So I turned the doorknob slowly... >And I beheld, two armys of naked people, with weapons embedded in their chest, trying to kill each other >I was in the 4th circle of hell >And as I thought hard, I remembered that there COULD be a way to return to the world which I had been cast out of >So I peered onto the horizion, looking for borders that were curved, as to leave, I must move from the circle to the edge >And so, after finding my bearing, I moved from the house and toward the barrier between the 4th and 3rd circles. >3 hours time, I had come to the 3rd circle, where those who surrendered to gluttony lay. >And as I moved forth, I saw a pink figure from the mounds of moving flesh, I could not believe my eyes >It was Pinkie Pie   --- >And in the second circle, I beheld a storm, with all sorts of people grasping onto the bare trees trying not to tossed by the horrible winds. >I moved carefully, from tree to tree, as I got closer to the next circle, the storm got stronger and stronger. >And then I saw her >Fluttershy was be tossed around the storm >She did not seem aware of me...but if denizens of hell acted anything like pinkie pie, she would not chase me >Still, I chose to be silent, just in case >So I continued to move, and each time I looked back, Fluttershy kept getting farther and farther away >Hours of transversing the storm later, I near the edge, to the first circle...Limbo >So close was my exit, that I decided to risk it and rush to the exit >That is, until a wayward branch embedded itself into my arm >And in that second, I screamed a horrible scream, that all of hell heard my agony >And as I forced myself into Limbo, I ripped the branch out and lay for a few moments >Resting, need...need re- >"Anon" >Oh god...no this..this can't be >I looked up to see a Yellow winged pony, who looked like to have just gotten out of her own personal hell >I ran...I ran and I ran, and she chased me >In death I can not escape >In death she follows me >My death...was only the beginning.   --- >Quickly, I realize that the storm of the first circle could blow us both away. > Ignoring the pain in my arm, I rush back where I had just left >"Anon, let me look at that arm, you se-" >And with that I let the storm take me >I woke up hours later, and around me were nothing but tombs >on fire >I looked around and did not see her.... >But it would only be a matter of time before she caught up, so I decided on a course of action that, while retarded, might hold some hint of success >I will go to Lucifer himself >He might wield a power strong enough to stop Fluttershy >As I make my way around the tombs, I see one particularly different, for it's flames were of all difference colors then the others >"Here lies Luna, the heretic who challenged god herself and paid the price" >I could hear her screaming oh god >She was screaming for her sister to save her >I ran, and as I ran I looked back >And on the horizon, I could see her >She is coming   --- >And soon, I beheld a river of blood >And too my chances >I doved in, letting the current take me >I must have been under there for hours before I came up >And I I swam, I saw the souls of the damned chained to the bottom of the river with only their eyes above the blood >And there was Rainbow Dash >I could see her beating her wings to try and gain height, but the chains kept her right where she was > Desperately seeking a weakness to stop Fluttershy, I swam to Rainbow Dash and dived beneath the blood >At the floor of the river, I grasped the chain that held her and with all my might, yanked it as hard as I could >While it did not break, it did budge with the blood softening up the mud >I swam back up, and now, Rainbow Dash's entire head was above the blood, this was the first time she had ever taken a breath in Hell >"Is that you Anon?" cried Rainbow Dash >"Yes, but listen, I don't have much time, you need to tell me, is there a way to stop Fluttershy? Anything? Hemlock, Arsenic, Joker Gas?" I weezed >"I'm scared Anon, I was flying and I hit something...and now Im here, you have to get me ou-"- she cried, before the chains that held her pulled her back beneath the Blood >I swam down, trying to catch her >But this time, no matter how much I swam, I never got any closer >I saw Rainbow Dash dissapear into the crimson red that is the Hell of Wrath >Soon I came ashore...and I continued on my way to the devil himself.   --- >I soon came upon the hell for tricksters and thous who commit fraud >Moving quickly, I noticed that a great wind blew from the center >I could see it even from here, >The circle of treachery >I moved toward the circle and came across demons wiping people in 2 lines that went around this level of hell >And to my surprise, I saw Trixie >I chucked, I had finally met the first person who DESERVED to be in hell >Moving quickly, I found a ledge that I could use to jump and avoid being hit by demons >As I jumped, I realized that I would not make it, and then >Fluttershy >She tacked me right out of the air, she finally caught up >"Sweetie, Ive been loo-" she said before I pounded her on the snout >Dazed and confused, she started sneezing, like a dog >As I got up I realized something >I was on ice >I was in the final circle of hell >Treachery >"Why would you do that anon?" she questioned with crocodile tears in her eyes >I looked and saw heads on the ground, and their bodies encased in ice >I had a plan, but it was a gamble... >"HEAR ME, DENEZENS OF TREACHERY ITS SELF, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU YOUR SAVIOR! BUT TO BE SAVED, YOU MUST BUT ONLY BITE HER!" as I ran into the field of heads >She took to the air again, I knew what was coming next >She tried to tackle me from behind >She failed, and landed on the ground >And where she landed, head after head bit and nipped at her, trying to hold her so that, from their perspective, she can save them >And as I ran toward the inner levels, I can only hope that they will hold her off long enough for me to make a pact with the morning star....   --- >After what felt like years, you beheld a great beast, who consumed 3 traitors while beating his 4 wings to escape from the ice in which he was trapped in >You had arrived >"Oh great Lucifer, Great Morning star, the Light bearer, I have come to make a pact with you, for you see, I have been chased from the corners of the earth, to here, the end of hell. You are my last hope, you, the day star, are the only being to whom I can appeal." >And the great beast stopped beating his wings and glared down upon me >"FOR WHO DARES TO BID I, THE SON OF PERDITION! I WAS THE ONLY BEING TO CHALLENGE GOD'S RULE IN ALL OF CREATION! I WAS THE ONLY BEING WHO COULD DIVIDE THE ARMY OF ANGELS AGAINST ITSELF, I THE-" Cried Lucifer >"Look, I don't have much time, I can hear here calling me, there is a small yellow winged pony trying to have her way with me for the last 10 years, and I have spent every waking moment trying to escape! Help me please!" I cried as I interrupted the Serpent of old. >At that moment, Satan, with a look of surprise, stopped beating his wings, and put down the 3 men to whom he had been chewing on (Judas, Brutus, and Cassius) down and stared at me with his six eyes. >"Are you fucking serious?" he glared at me. >"You transverse the scape of damnation itself, see your old friends being tortured, swam though rivers of blood....all to escape a pony?" bellowed Satan >Now knowing that you have Satan's full attention, gulping you reply "Yes, I had hoped in death, I would know freedom from her, but that is not the case" >"Dude... that's fucking badass" chuckled Lucifer.   --- >"Don't laugh! I only have a few more minutes at most before she arrives, tell me you have the power to stop her?" I responded. >"Oh I have the power you seek Anon, but to do so, you must set in motion the end of creation its-" said Satan plainly >"Ill fucking do it, tell me what to do"- I answered   ---   >You stood in the flaming sword of eden it's self burning your arm. Waiting >waiting >waiting... >There, in the top arch, you could hear her fluttering >"Its time" you said to Lucifer, and with that, used the sword to begin cutting Satan from the ice that enslaved him >Time is almost running out, but the Tempter is almost free >And as she enters into the chamber, your work is complete >You have released the Beast of the end >But, ignoring the gigantic devil whom was spreading it's wings, Fluttershy makes a b line for you. You were ready. >Catching her as she barreled herself at you, you threw her into the pond of steaming water that had once been the Morning Star's prison. >And with a great beat of his wings, the ruler of this world cooled the water into ice, freezing Fluttershy where he had once been imprisoned >It was over...In hell, I finally found the one place that could hold Futtershy   ---   >And so, the Beast bellowed calling his brother demons into him. >"IT IS TIME MY BROTHERS, HEAVEN IT'S SELF AWAITS" cried the Roaring lion >And so the demons all started to encircle Satan, and the top of hell came down and I beheld white light for the first time since my arrival. >To above was the devil about to make war on heaven, ending all of creation >To my side was Fluttershy, beating her wings to escape the ice that held Prince of the Power of the Air for eons >But then I saw something horrible >I saw cracks forming around her prison >No..nononononono I did NOT start the fucking apocalypse just to get raped by a pony anyways. >And so I grabbed on the Lucifer's tail as he began his ascent. And as he passed though the white light, I saw that Fluttershy had broken free, racing towards me at a haste that would put the flash in shame >Then, I entered with the army of the damned into the white light >And I saw nothing >Nothing >nothing...