>be norman
>at home smoking a dub pwning a bunch of faggots on CoD
>"Stop raping my ass you douchenozzile" say some bitchity 13 year old retad
Yeah go fuck yourself to you cunt
>"stop being a huge faggot"
>you just laughs
What are you some douchess cunt
>"no"
Now shut up and enjoy the >rape
>You hear a muffle on the mic revaling a sound of pure doucheness
>Brad
>"sup faggot. Pwning my little bro I see"
you have a bro
>"some adopted Chink, now what the hell was the little bitch complaneing about
Oh me kicking his little red ass back arcoss the map.
>"No shit really"
Yeah he sucks ass
>"Hey man I just wanted to come on to show you this"
>you hear your phone ring
>a text from brad
>https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Main_Page The shit I seen man
>"Just check that shit ou-, Shut the hell up you commie basterd"
Oh okay I'll check it out, wait this shit ain't like a shock site is it
>"No it all good"
Alright see you in a min.
>you disconnet
Alright lets see what type of faggotry we got are selfs into
>Go on your best tier comp.
>go on chrome
>look up the link
>Goes on and sees a basterd wikiapdiea
The fucks with this shit
>You look up tits beacsue why fuck not
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Tits
My god that is the most breast I seen on a webpage
>You look around and click on the exapnd gallery and sees a whole shit loads of tits
>my god I think you just died
 
>Be brad
Why the hell isn't he back on.
>stare at the chink
Get me some of that fried chicken in the fridge
>"but mama said its for-
DO IT YOU FAGGOt
>The child runs off
Lets see if norman took the bait
>Ipwnyourass is online
 
>Be norman
>you look at yourself
>all covered in seamen
>my god it was glorious
>You get back online and sees brad been waiting
>"you check out the link"
Fuck yeah best damn thing ever
>You hear laughing in the background
What the hell is so funny
>"Oh god my bro just fell on a bunch of fried chicken
>You laugh your ass off at the sound of that
>"alright enough shitting around. one on one knife match"
Oh come on those suck ass
>"Do it, do it you wimp"
godamnit
 
>You join brads party while he sets up the rules
So how long are these things
>"about ten minutes each. It just a regular match but with knifes."
Oh
>You take a long drag on a the joint
Lets do this
>the match starts up on the largest map
Godfucking damn it this isn't no sniping fight
>"oh go fuck yourself my party my rules"
>You run around for about a minute and see the only other person here
supprise motherfucker
>You shank the man
>"Damn it howdaknow
Pick a better area and-
>you pick up his shit
You were using a spniper rifle the whole time cheating bitc
>You then precede to rape his ass every chances you get
>By the time it over you won with over 15 kills
>"alright i'm done
Night bro
>"night"
>You disconnet and head back to the wonderful website
>my god what else is the
>Out of curoisted you look up this
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Furfags
>You scroll down and look for about awhile.
My god these furrets are scum
>I mean you take slack for fucking saying somthing retarded but this
>this is borderline batshit
>You look up more and find some other "interseting" shit
>Like this
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/My_little_pony
>okay what the hell is this shit
> then this
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bronie
>my god what the holy hell is this
 
>You end up reading this shit
My god. what the holy hell did I just read
>You just look at the screen
How just how
>You get on your phone and text brad this
 
>How the holy hell did a midorcore show get super fucking hug. How I mean shit don't work like that at all.
 
>your phone vibrates
>It brad
>the message reads
>I need you to look up offended
 
>you end up doing what he says
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
>Oh my god. The horror man
> the shit was jus- Oh god.
>You turn off the computer and flop in bed
>The feel of crusted seamen from the misadventures of fucking the Aryan Beauty
>You have one last fap before you go to sleep.
>When you orgasem the blood just flow threw and makes you crash hard
 
>The next day
>A lovely Saturday
>You mange to get up and start fucking around on your god-tier laptop
>You spend and hour just fucking around and finding some really fucked up porn.
>After that fap time you end up pirtareing some shit tier movies.
>Then after a while you magne to bring yourself back to the site
>My god what things may lurk there
>You end up seacrhing for god knows what and spend most of the time seething in rage
>you end up sleeping on the computer and wake up at two in the morining
 
>your phone vibrates
>its brad.
You put him on speaker
What the hell do you want
> Hey man. Whats you doing
Lurking on ED
>Shit you what the hell you been doing, that shit can warp your mind into a socep-You know what keep lurk on there
Oh fuck you brad. I'm not gonna change
>Alright fine but when your ass gets kicked for asking for tits and shit I'm not gonna help
Okay shut the fuck up you whiney ass bitch
>Alright bye
>you turn the phone off and go back to ED
>You find a strange article called Old dirty /b/tard
>You rap your arms around your legs and just look down at your shit chair
>My god he was a hero
>An hero
>You end up thinking of all the shit you done
>fuck a couple bitches
>fuck even more bitches
>fucked rainbow sorta
 
>And then you realzed you tried to think of the bad shit that you done
>then you realzed there way to many things you have done wrong.
>but fuck it
 
>You find a rolled up joint
>you end up liteing it up and start taking drags
>You look up and wonder
Why did he do this shit. He was the best man ever
>You look over and type in troll
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Troll
>then you realzed your purpuse in life
>to become a IRL troll.
>become the next ODB