>Anon woke up to the sound of screaming outside his window
>He quickly jumped out of bed as the heads up display floated into view from the sides of his vision
>Running down the stairs, Anon noticed the map flashing
 
Rape Detected
 
>Well this isn't good
>On the map a red dot was outside his house
>Apparently somep0ny was being raped
"I'M COMING, RANDOM P0NY!"
>Anon kicked his door open and stood on his doorstep, pointing at the location of the screaming
>Fluttershy stood there, looking quite smug
>"I knew you couldn't resist the urge to help somep0ny!"
>She flew towards Anon with the speed of half a kenyan
>The bottom half-anyway
>Still kinda fast
>You ever see legs without a torso run?
>Pretty damn fast without all that extra weight
>Anyway....
 
DODGE
 
>The word faded in instantaneously and disappeared just as quick
>Anon stepped to the side, allowing Fluttershy to speed past her target, through the living room and kitchen and into the back door
>The red dot on the map was sitting in front of the back door
>Anon, walking in, found Fluttershy out cold
"Take that, Flutterrape! Thought you could trick me with your fancy rape-attack, but I win! Fuck you!"
>As Anon released that last sentence, he reared his leg back
>A vertical meter appeared in his vision, a thin white line moving up and down on it
>Anon released his kick when the line reached the center of the meter
>Fluttershy, being struck on the ass, sailed through the back door and into the sky, a glint marking her disappearance
>Anon heard a whooshing sound along with the sound of something landing on hard steel
>He looked up to find the words back again
>Defeating Fluttershy for the second time yielded a reward, it seemed
>Anon, remembering how he had activated this last time, prepared himself
>He then jumped and shoved a fist in the air, still in his underwear
"LEVEL UP!"
 
>His vision blurred
>He felt his memories fade with time
>And he's too you-...oh wait, that's an A7X song
 
Choose a Skill to Level Up
 
Strength. Stamina. Magic
 
"I still don't know what magic's all about. Seems too dangerous, fuck that. STAMINA"
 
Pussy...
 
"Hey, fuck you."
 
>His vision returned to normal
>Expecting a perk, he landed on his ass instead of preparing to land on his feet
>He rubbed his head
"What the fuck? Aren't I supposed to get a perk or something?"
 
You don't get a perk every level
 
"That's gay."
 
Deal with it
 
>He got up from the ground and looked at the new hole in his back door
>Anon placed his hands at his side triumphantly and decided it was time to start the day
 
>After the normal morning routine, Anon left his house to look for something to do
>Because sitting around doing nothing is boring as fuck
>And wouldn't make for an interesting story, either
>The sound of a jet engine could be heard as Rainbow Dash sped through the sky
>Anon looked up and waved
>Rainbow, seeing this, quickly turned around and landed deftly in front of Anon
"Nice landing."
>"Thanks. Whatcha need, Anon?"
"I'm bored as hell. Wanna go do something?"
>"Well...there's always mountain climbing."
"...Mountain climbing?"
>"Yeah, what's wrong with mountain climbing?"
"...It's mountain climbing."
>"And?"
"I could fall and die."
>"Oh don't be such a wimp."
"Hey, fuck you, I don't have wings."
>"So?"
"Hmm, good point. Alright, you win. Let's fucking go."
 
>"C'mon, Anon. What's wrong? Can't keep up?"
"Fuck....you...Rainbow...Dash..."
>Anon was trying his best to keep up with Dash, but the cunt kept using her damn wings
>Every time Anon would challenged Rainbow to something she'd find some subtle way to use her wings
>Unfortunately for her, Anon noticed every time
>'Cuz, y'know, Anon wasn't born yesterday
>This time, though, Rainbow wasn't even trying to hide it
>Whether it was her showing off or some sick form of encouragement, she was floating behind him commenting on his display
>"I can climb faster than -that-! And I have hooves!"
"You also have wings."
>"Shuddup."
"Dammit, Rainbow. This isn't he-"
>Anon stopped concentrating for a moment to give Dash a mean retort
>Unfortunately this lapse in concentration caused Anon to lose his footing and fall
>Double unfortunately, he was almost to the top of an approximately 92.4 foot mesa
>Anon fell, screaming, until he passed up the trees and hit the ground
>Darkness enveloped him
 
Continue?
10...
9...
8...
 
"Uh...yes?"
 
7...
6...
 
"Yes, yes!"
 
5...
4...
3...
2...
 
"CONTINUE!"
 
>Anon stood at the top of the ridge he was once climbing
"What...in...the....fuck? Hey Rainbow! Where are you?"
>A rainbow shot from over the ridge's edge and landed in front of Anon
>Dash was freaking out
>"How in the...I just saw you...You should be dead!"
"I'm just as confused as you are."
>Dash grabbed Anon in a hug, glad he wasn't completely mutilated
"Alright alright, you can let go now."
>"What happened?"
"I dunno, it was pretty weird though."
>Anon came upon a realization at that moment
>He took a running start and leaped off the edge of the ridge
>"ANON!"
THUMP
>Darkness
 
Continue?
10...
9...
 
"Continue."
 
>Anon stood on top of the ridge once more
>Dash's jaw had dropped
>Anon just laughed, oblivious to Dash's surprise, and jumped off again
>And again...
>And again...
>Rainbow Dash had left at this point, giving up on the weirdness of the town human
"THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!."
>Anon continued this deep into the night...