http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyNo05t0pJM >Your eyes have adjusted to the darkness since taking Applejack out >Her unconscious form lay on the ground a few feet away from you >Every few minutes she'd release a moan and twitch once or twice >You freaked out when this happened. She was pissed enough you knocked her out once >And you managed to do it again, while being exactly where she wanted you no less >You can only imagine the rage that will ensue if you don't get the fuck out of here before she wakes up >She'll do worse than rape you >I mean, shit, she just said she was gonna buck the shit out of you before you bopped her one >At least you got your pants back on >You sigh >There's gotta be some way out of this place >You look around. On the wall to your left is a line of barrels >On your right a thin wooden tool rack above a workbench on the wall >The wall on your left is closer than the one of the right, unfortunately >You think you can see bolt-cutters on the tool rack >You stand and step over Applejack, making sure to keep the chains from touching her >Alright, so far so good >Almost there >You're stopped by the wrists. The chains are too short >You can't reach the tool rack. The closest you can get is about four feet away from the workbench before the chains hold you up >You step over Applejack again and move to the barrels >Thankfully you are able to reach them >You open one to discover water >A sudden thirst overtakes you >You dip your mouth into the barrel and drink until your thirst is quenched >You then wipe your mouth and sit back against the wall >Your stomach grumbles   "HNNNNGH!" >The chains aren't budging >You pull against them with all your might, but nothing gives >You fall on the ground defeated, the clinking of the falling chains mocking you >Is there any way out of this hell? >Applejack stirs again >You hold your breath and wait >... >She stops moving >You can barely hear her breathing thanks to the deafening silence >You begin to think >Is there any way to keep Applejack knocked out? >Y'know, besides clobbering her again with the hard metal wrist-bindings and risk damaging her worse >Your vision drifts to the water barrels >... >... >Applejack's not that hard to drag >All you would have to do is pick her head up and stick it in one of the barrels >Probably hold it there for a few moments >She'd struggle, yes, but just waking up she wouldn't have a chance to retaliate >She'd be gone before she even remembered how she got there >... >You shake your head >C'mon, the bitch doesn't deserve death. No matter how many rape attempts or beatings she gives you >Not to mention the hate her friends would have for you when they found you with Applejack's corpse >...-If- they found you... >Wait... >The barrel lids   >You scramble to the barrels and grab one of the lids >You step over Applejack and get as close to the workbench as you can get >You take aim at the bolt cutters and throw the lid >It barely misses the bolt cutters, but the tool rack moves back and forth momentarily >It's hanging on the wall >Meaning it can be knocked down >You swiftly move over Applejack, grab a few lids and move back to your previous position >You throw one, it hits the tool rack on a corner >This acts like a hammer on the nail holding up that corner, embedding it into the wall completely >The tool rack's corner falls on the workbench but it's still held up by the nail in the other corner >Alright, you've got three more lids left. This must work >You throw one, missing the tool rack completely >Alright, focus. You throw the next one and hit the tool rack. The nail might've been pushed back a bit but nothing major >Last chance >You stare at the corner for a few seconds before throwing the lid >It connects with the corner...but doesn't fall "Motherfucker!" >You yell as you kick at the work bench >You kick the air over and over again out of anger >Your wrists are now behind you, held back by the bindings, as your lower body goes forward while you kick and kick "Whoah!" >You fall on your back as you kick one more time >It connects with the wooden boards underneath the work bench that brace the legs >This causes the tool rack to fall off the nail and topple over the workbench >You see the bolt cutters fall towards your face   >Thankfully the collision wasn't enough to knock you out >Even better all that noise didn't wake Applejack >It did give you a nasty headache, though >You rub your head before grabbing the bolt cutters. You step over Applejack and sit on the ground >You move the chain of your left wrist bindng between the blades of the bolt cutter >You then pull on one end with your chest supporting the other SNAP >Success. Now for the other wrist >You reverse the method, placing the chain on your right binding between the blades and squeezing the handles together >This one is a bit tougher >You squeeze with all your might until... SNAP >"Wha...Hu?...What the-?" >Oh shit >Applejack's awake >And judging from her last couple of words she knows you're escaping >You throw the bolt cutters at Applejack and run towards the stairs >Skipping steps,you jump up the staircase and pick up the board blocking your escape >You push the door open right as Applejack begins her ascent. It's dark outside >You then shut the door and wrap the chain from the ground around its handles and pull, bracing for impact >Applejack charges the door, nearly forcing the chain out of your hands >You quickly grab the padlock on the ground and lock the basement, trapping your assailant >You catch your breath as you lean against the house >Applejack continues to charge at the door >"When ah get outta here (BAM), ah'm gonna teach ya a lesson (BAM) ya'll won't soon forget!(BAM)" >You flip the bird at the basement door with both hands as you walk backwards "Good luck getting out of there, ya fuckin' psycho." >You walk to the porch of the Apple residence and knock on the door >Granny Smith answers >"Howdy there, young'n! Why..you look like ya been through tha desert 'n back! C'mon in and let Granny fix ya right up." >She was right. You had scrapes on your body and you could feel your cheek swelling up. Not to mention you were shirtless "Actually Granny, I was hoping I could talk to Big Mac." >"Oh, ain't he at yer house?" >Granny must've left the party early >The party's still going on >At least you hope it is "Um, yeah. I forgot. Thanks Granny!" >She waves you off as you sprint down the road to P0nyville   >You're out of breath as you reach your house >It looks...dead >No lights >No music >No p0nies >Nothing >You open the front door to find the place cleaned up and your furniture back where it belongs >This is the last thing on your mind, though, as the realization hits you hard >You missed Spike's birthday party >It was at your house, and you missed it >You walk upstairs and fall on your bed >You begin to tear up >You roll over and shove your face in a pillow and begin to sob         >It's morning >You cried yourself to sleep last night >You roll over to greet the sun >As usual, its blinding light annnoys the hell out of you >The fuck, man... >Why'd she have to go that far? >Sure you knocked her out, but she's done the same to you on several occasions >But this time...this time was much worse >She had you in a sadistic trap and punished you with no remorse >Bitch is crazy, man >How you're going to make this up to Spike and Pinkie, you don't know >They're probably really pissed off at you for missing the birthday party -you- planned >You really hope your bro isn't in super-rage mode towards you >You don't know if you can lose him as a friend >He's the coolest little brother ever >And you've never had one before >You always saw relationships between brothers portrayed on anime or television, but you always wanted to experience that >The feeling of accomplishment when helping Spike get his special somep0ny was pure bliss >And the happiness you felt when he called you his best friend >You almost cried in front of him >Then there's Pinkie Pie >She's more than likely hurt that you would skip out on the birthday >You told her once before you'd dance with her at least once >It's not really your thing, but she was persistent and made you promise to do it at Spike's birthday >You swear you can hear her reaction in the back of your mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT4FgC0kNA8 >Wait a second, you're not imagining that >It's muffled, but you can hear Pinkie crying >You jump out of bed and race downstairs to see her color-drained straight-haired form sitting at the kitchen table with Spike and Twilight >It breaks your heart that you caused this by not showing up >"I don't know where he could be! He wasn't home, anywhere in P0nyville, the Everfree forest, or Whitetail Woods!" >She starts sobbing again >You tear up as you realize it >She's not devastated because you broke a promise >She's devastated because you were missing >You walk to the kitchen archway, Twilight and Spike too busy consoling Pinkie to notice, and knock on the wall >The three look up to the origin of the sound >Pinkie's bloodshot eyes light up as her color returns >Her smile widens. When it reaches its peak her mane and tail poof back up >You're knocked on your back as she tackles you in a death-hug and kisses your face over and over again "Glad to see you too, love." >"Where were you! We looked everywhere around P0nyville! I was so worried! I almost went to Canterlot in search of you!" "You would've gone to Canterlot just to look for me?" >"Of course, silly! I was so worried about you! You still haven't answered my question." >She looks at you expectantly "If you would be so kind to release me before you break my ribs, I would gladly fill you in." >She smiles and lets go of you. You get up and sit at the table >You hang you head and release a deep sigh "Applejack..." >Spike gasps >"What'd she do this time?" >Twilight and Pinkie give him a confused look >"This time? Anon, what's going on?" Twilight asks with a raised eyebrow "Well...ugh.  This isn't going to be easy."