>You arrrrrrrrrrrre ANON!
>Staatusssss
>DRUNK
>LEL
>The party ish still kicking
>Vinyl broke out some more wubs
>And they're all like
>WUB wub wub wub WUB wub wub wub beep boop bop
>YEEEEEEEEEAH that's the shit
>Go Fast bro pony ish shpinning  on the bar stool nexsht to you
>Purple mane marshmallow left with that fancy guy
>The curly pink one ish dancing
>They should take
>They should tale the energizer bunny and replace it with Curly pink
>Fuck yeah
>Twilight passed out drinking and spike had to come drag her home
>He wasn't happy but he said he wasn't surprised
>Applejack is over playing bits
>Apparently it's a pone version of quarters
>And Flutterbutter is nowhere to be seen
>Today is a goooooooood day
 
 
>"H-hey Anon"
>You look over to see Ladybro dash downing more cider
>"Tha-"
>-hick-
>"Thanks for drinking wish mee anoooooon"
>She's batting her eyelashes at you
"You are TOTALLY washted Rainbow lady"
>"WHAAAAAT?"
>"I'm not washted, your washted"
"I'm not wasted, if I was wasted could I do this?"
>You get up off the bar stool and begin to dance the robot
>Rainbow stares at you giggling
>That blue pony and her magenta eyes
>"Dude your definitely drunk"
>You sit back down spinning on the stool as you do
>You've got the perfect grade A comeback in your head
"I know you are but what am I?"
>You start laughing uncontrollably
>Fuck I'm drunk
>You feel a hoof on your arm
>You look over to see Rainbow smiling again
>That multicolour mane
>Those magenta eyes
>Her little frilly dress
>Her pretty little bow
>When did your bro become a girl?
>You see her magenta eyes trailing down to your lips and back up
>"Anon I-"
 
 
 
>"YOU!"
>You turn to see Butterflutter
>This can not end well
>You can see there's something different about her
>She looks directly into your eyes and speaks with authority
>"I love you anon, and you are going to take me home and rut me"
>Shit she isn't kidding why'd she have to pull this now?
"Fluttershy I already told you I'm not into you like that"
>Fluttershy feels you up and sticks her muzzle in your ear and begins to whisper
>"I wasn't asking"
>Oh fuck
>You look over to Rainbow Dash to see her startled by the whole situation
>"Flutters waht're"
-hick-
>"whatre you doing?"
>You look back to Fluttershy watching her face turn to anger
>"This isn't about you Rainbow stay out of this"
>Fluttershy pushes you out of your barstool
>Fuck you shouldn't of had that last cider your head is sppinnin and you can't seem to walk straight
"Shtop it"
>"Shut up you are gonna love me whether you like it or not"
"But-
-hick-
"But I don't want this"
>"I do"
>You look back to see Rainbow stumbling out of her bar stool after you
>With another push from behind you end up falling on your face
>Lying on the ground you feel your stomach turn over
>Yeah you had one too many
>"Only a little farther honey"
>As you try in vain to get away Flutters pushes you into the wall
>"Or we could just start here if you want"
>Fluttershy pushes her muzzle to your ear and begins to nibble on it
"Fluttershy rape isn't my fetish"
>She stops nibbling to speak
>"I know, it's one of mine"
 
 
>Hey Brain
>Yes stomach?
>T minus 20 sec till upchuck
"Fluttershy I'm abo-"
>Fluttershy sticks her hoof in your mouth shushing you before sticking her tounge down your throat
>You try to push her off but there's not much you can do in your drunken stupor
>Her tongue is longer than you expected
>Your practically deepthroating her tongue as it sloshes around in your mouth
>Her hoof is feeling you up through your pants
>You try one last time to push Flutters off
>but all you manage is a light shove that accomplishes nothing
>Stomach here upchuck in progress
>Oh god here it comes
>You begin to puke straight into her mouth
>The look of horror that sinks into her face is priceless
>She swallows two gulps of your chum before breaking the kiss allowing the rest of your puke to mat her pink mane and yellow coat
>She begins flailing around in response to what just happened but she slips on the now large chum puddle underneath her
>You stand over her puking one last time
>Oh god it's over
>Fluttershy just lies there dry heaving
>Rainbow finally catches up to you and is confused by the whole situation
>You don't even care that you were just violated
>Your stomach just wants you to take him home now
"I-I'm going home Rainbow"
>"Anon are you okay?"
"Yeah i-i'm just partied out"
>As you turn to leave Rainbow nudges you with her muzzle
>"Anon I um"
>You look at Rainbow, her normally strong and courageous facade now replaced by a nervous demeanor
>"I-I-"
>"-I'll see you tomorrow alright?"
"Sure thing Dashie"
 
>You are now Fluttershy
>Your mane is ruined
>Your sick to your stomach
>All you wanted was for him to love you and now you're covered in his vomit
>This is gonna take days wash out of your mane
>And worst of all Anon might hate you now
>"Fluttershy it seems you need more help than previously described"
>"For now I see what you want after all that transcribed"
>You look up to see Zecora standing over you with a smile
>"To get Anon you must continue to be bold"
>"With the help of a love potion that is certainly old"
 
>You are now Rainbow dash
>The bestest flyer in all of Equestria
>But right now you might as well be the worst
>Today definitely did not go as planned
>As you stumble home you think on what happened today
>Today was supposed to be the day
>Today was the day you were supposed to pour your heart out to Anon
-sigh-
>You still don't know how to do it
>You've liked him for a while
>A long while
>You've been friends ever since he got here
>And you really bring out the best in each other
>But every time you try to tell him how you feel you turn to mush
>It's weird how somep0ny can have such an effect on you
>Your friends gave their two bits
>Applejack wants me to be honest
>Pinkie pie want me to surprise him
>Rarity wants me to doll myself up for him
>Twilight says I should research what he likes
>And now Flutters is trying to take him from you
>It seems that everything you try backfires one way or another
>As you collapse into bed the last thought in your head is Anon
>Soft cuddly Anon...
>...
 
>You are Anon
>You still have a bit of ways to go to get home
>You've sobered up a little
>But you still had a damned crazy night
>Your stomach still hurts like a bitch
>And you have no idea what to do about Fluttershy
>She seriously changed tonight
>You pray to pone Jesus this is only temporary or you might never be able to safely get smashed again
>As you walk by the library you see a pissed off Spike trying to break down the door to the library next to an unconsious Twilight
"Spike wasss going on?"
>He turns around to see you stumbling towards him
>"I locked the door before I left and Twilight lost the key at the party"
>He proceeds to continue to batter the door
"Stand aside Spike"
>I took thugology in homeschool
>Bitches dont know 'bout dem lockpicks
>As all the tumblers fall in place the doorknob twists open
>Spike stands there wide eyed
>"Dude you gotta teach me that"
>You help Spike drag Twilight into her bed
>All in all Twilight has a pretty nice crib
>If you're into books that is
"Well it's time for me to go home"
>See you later man, thanks for o-o-o"
-bleh-
>For a moment you thought Spike was gonna throw up
>But as an arc of fire shoots out his muzzle a scroll drops to the floor
>You've seen that seal before,
>It was the princesses royal seal
>Spike opens the scroll and you read it together
>...
>That's not good