>Be mid afternoon in ponyville
>You, being the awesome Anon you are, have decided to pay back Brokintosh for saving you by helping him buck apples for the day.
>God damn it why is bucking so hard?
>You've managed to get maybe one apple out of the tree before you collapse in exhaustion.
>Big Brokintosh is shaking his head and chuckling to himself.
>"You find me funny bro?"
>"Eeyup. Ah reckon you should carry tha apples instead."
>Readily agree.
>As you're carrying back what you feel to be 200 pounds of apples you curse yourself for wanting to be a bro by helping Brokintosh with his job.
>As you put the apples in to the apple cellar you see Applejack standing at the top of the stairs
>"Howdy Anon."
>God damn it and it was looking to be such a good day too.
>"Ah'm appreciative for ya helpin out ma big brother....real appreciative.'
>She steps down the stairs and up to you
>She puts a hoof on your crotch
>"Ah reckon you should be rewarded sugarcube."
>"No thanks I'm fine."
>No tolerance for Applerape today.
>"That wasn a suggestion sugarcube."
>You hear the yelling of your cyan bro from outside
>"Hey Anon you down there?"
>"Yeah?"
>"He'll be up in a minute Rainbow."
>Rainbro shoots down in to the cellar, blocking Applejack from you.
>"Macintosh said he needs Anon to get back out there, now. Not five minutes from now, not tomorrow, now."
>Applejack lets out an annoyed snort
>"Ah'll catch ya later Anon."
>You and Rainbro walk out of the cellar, bro hoofing at the top.
>"Thanks Rainbro, how's Brokintosh coming?"
>"Ah'm waitin on you to get back to them apples Anon."
>You jump when you hear Brokintosh next to you.
 
>"You alright there Anon?"
>You could go in to a long winded discussion over being paranoid of rape, but if you include his sister he'll probably kill you.
>"I'm fine Brokintosh, I'll uh..get back to those apples."
>Rainbow is laughing her ass off next to you.
>"Ha, Anon you shoulda seen the look on your face! Priceless."
>You give Rainbro the best deadpan look you can
>She seems unaffected
>You sigh and let Brokintosh know you're heading back to gather the rest of the apples he bucked for the day.
>Rainbro being a bro says she'll help you out.
>She broohoofs you and the two of you set off to finish your work.
>Its an hour before you two make it back to drop off the last of these fuckin heavy ass apples.
>You feel that you never want to see another apple as long as you live.
>As you and Dash make your way back out of the cellar you see Granny Smith standing in front of the cellar with Brokintosh and Applejack.
>With you not being alone you feel you can drop your guard
>Applejack isn't stupid enough to try anything in front of her family.
>"Well Howdy Anon ah see you been workin purdy hard out there ya know. If ya wanna stay for dinner and try the fruits of your labor stick around."
>Holy shit free food, you agree to stay.
 
>They let Rainbro stay too if she wants
>She agrees to stay as well, fuck yeah.
>You smell a bro's night in the works.
>You go inside the Apple Family's modest home.
>Their furnace has that place at a nice warm temperature in contrast to how cold its been getting outside.
>Winters on its way so your help is a bit more of a godsend to their family than you'd expect.
>Applebloom being a little sweetheart gets you a chair.
>You suppress the urge to daaw.
>When everyone is seated the food is served.
>Apple Pie, Apple Jam and bread, basically anything apple related that could be edible.
>You thank them for the meal and dig in.
>"Anon you helped us make this meal, we should be thankin you too."
>You silently note that Granny Smith is fucking awesome.
>They've helped themselves to their meals.
>Notice Applejack is staring at you from across the table.
>She's sensually licking an apple right in front of you.
>She gives you a playful wink when she takes a small bite.
>"Now Applejack ya know ya ain't supposed ta play with your food."
>Granny Smith yet again
>Applejack looks down and blushes, she eats her apple normally.
>wonder if Grannies can be bros too.
 
>When you finish your meal you notice its dark outside.
>Walking all the way back to your place now would be a hassle
>The family invites you and Rainbro to stay for the night.
>Brokintosh offers you their guest room for the night.
>You being the bro you are say that Rainbro can get your bed and you can get their couch.
>"It's nice to see that Mac ain't the only one here that's a gentlemen."
>After helping them clear the table Brokintosh invites you and Rainbro to their living room.
>When you get in you see they've got a small tv in front of their couch.
>"Ah got a movie ya'll would love."
>Brokintosh pulls out Act of Valor from a cupboard.
>You're silently wondering if you're really the first human to roam these parts.
>Their benches, their hammers, and some of the p0nies mannerisms always leave questions.
>Especially Lyra, she seems to act like you more than anyone else.
>Whatever, its Act of Valor, by the way Brokintosh is acting you guys are in for a real treat.
>While the movie plays Mac comes back with some of their best cider.
>(refer to above Anon pic for RD's anticipation)
>When RD downs her cider her eyes grow wide and she has a far off stare
>"It's... beautiful....the taste..."
>You see a single tear drop fall from her face.
>"Please Mac....may I have some moar?"
>Brokintosh nods
>"Ah also got tha good stuff. Applejack Daniels."
>The three of you brohood simultaneously creating a trifecta of bro goodness.
 
>Movie ends after a while
>manly tears were shed
>You turn to stand up and applaud but the Applejack Daniels says no.
>You sit your drunken happy ass back down
>Between the three of you you killed off about six bottles of the jack
>Yeah you're pretty gone.
>Luckily Mac was smart enough to get you your pillow and blanket before you guys really got in to it.
>When RD and Mac say their good nights you pretty much pass the fuck out on the couch.
>As the two walk back up the stairs Mac chimes in
>"H....hey *hic* RainBRO ah....how much longer ya gonna *hic* keep Anon in tha dark?"
>RD cuts him a dirty look
>He replies with a drunken smile
>"When...when he *hic* stops bein...such...such a damn....uh...*hic* idiot."
>The two walk off to their own rooms.
 
>A few hours later you wake up with the need to piss like a russian race horse.
>You're still a bit tipsy but for the most part you're sober
>Luckily you're able to make your way through the darkened home to their bathroom.
>You manage to relieve yourself without pissing everywhere for once and make your way back to the couch
>You swear you saw a shadow move out the corner of your eye
 
>you disregard the shadow and get comfy on their comfy ass couch
>As you're about to drift off to sleep you feel something make your blanket move
>Fucking freeze
>you feel a p0ny crawl under your covers and to your crotch
>"Evenin Anon."
>Fucking Applejack
>Her movements still freak you out a bit and you elicit a surprised yelp.
>Applejack quickly silences you with a hoof.
>"Dang it ya want me ta get caught?"
>She takes her hoof off of your mouth
"That's the general idea Applejack."
>"Nah ah reckon ya wanted a REAL reward for helpin us out. Ah'm real appreciative....."
>She starts to fumble around with the button to your pants
>ohfuckthis.png
>You crawl back and away from Applerapist only to have her pin you down.
>"Anon ya know ah love tha hard way."
>The two of you scuffle a bit, you trying to get away while she's trying to pull your clothes off.
>This continues for a bit
>Neither of you realize how much noise you're making
>Grannie Smith wakes up with a start from the rocking chair in the adjacent room.
>she comes walkin in, clearly not in a good mood.
>She cuts on the light to see Applejack with the zipper of your pants in your mouth and you trying to push her away.
>Granny Smith clears her throat
>"Applejack ah'm gonna give ya till tha count a three before ah go an get me a switch."
>"But Granny Smi-"
>"One."
>"Granny.."
>"Two. Am ah gonna get ta three?"
>"......no ma'am...."
>"Good, now git your behind up them stairs an let Anon sleep."
>"......yes ma'am..."
>With a defeated look Applejack reluctantly makes her way up the stairs and back to her room.
 
"Thanks Granny Smith."
>She holds up her hoof to you
>Nigga you serious?
>You brohoof Granny.
>"There ya go Anon. Now yer gettin it."
>lol she think you don't know what a brohoof is.
"Damn Granny Smith I didn't know you were a bro."
>"Where you think Mac gets it from?"
>She raises a good point
>You assume the Apple Family's 'bro genes' skipped Applejack's generation in place of the recessive 'rape genes'
>Brony Smith wishes you a good night and she goes back to her rocker.
>You head off to sleep now thinking your bro roster has just increased by one p0ny.
 
>End