>It’s the day after your stupid ass fell asleep on your couch.
>It if wasn't for Rainbow cuddling into your chest you'd have probably been bitching about your back the entire time.
>You look around your living room to see that you finally made sure to keep the blinds closed this time.
>Also it seems like everything's been cleaned up.
>Hmm? You look to your Rainbow
>She's fast asleep
>You hear someone walking in to your living room.
>Oh shit.
>Oh it’s only Pinkie Pie
>Wait how did she get inside?
>You realize this is Pinkie Pie and the laws of reality do not apply to her.
>See, she’s got a broom and dustpan
>You think you've found your replacement bro.
>Those thoughts stop when she walks over to you.
>She whispers in to your ear
>"You owe me Anon."
>She nibbles on your ear a bit before stopping.
>She walks out of your living room
>The way she's walking she's giving you a full blown view of her mareparts
>Somehow you don't think you'll want that anytime soon.
>Your Rainbow is all you need.
 
>As Pinkie leaves Rainbow begins to stir
>She looks like she's partied a bit more than you thought
>Screw it she still looks cute as hell
>You plant a good morning kiss on those sweet lips of hers
>You can still taste the alcohol on her breath, but you don't give a shit.
>She smiles and looks into your eyes with a sort of sleepy lovey dovey look.
>You can't suppress the urge to d’awww
>She snorts at your reactions and gets off your chest.
>"Huh? Who cleaned up in here?"
"Oh, Pinkie Pie was here a few minutes ago, said she wanted to help out."
>"Well if there's one thing Pinkie can do besides eat, cook, and party, it’s clean."
"She also said that I owe her now."
>"She probably wants your dick again."
>Damn, she is in the morning.
>She goes into an explanation of how she's been looking for a sadistic freak and you're the closest she's gotten to.
"Well...I'm with you, not her, it’s not like that orgy from the day before is going turn me in to some serial horse fucker."
>She laughs at your title for yourself.
>"Ha I can see it now: 'The Serial P0ny Rapist! Meh I'd clop to it."
>"You look like you could go for some clopping yourself."
>She's pointing to your boner
>You assume Pinkie had a bigger effect on you than you thought.
 
>"So....are yagonna take care of it?"
"Yes?"
>You turn to get up but Rainbow stops you.
>You raise an eyebrow
>"Come on Anon you leave me hangin’ for almost a year and when we're finally an item you're going to go rub one off without me? You're heartless."
>Goddamn perverted p0nies
>You decide 'why not' and strip out of your pants
>Your boner is now in full view.
>Dude where are all the fucks you used to give?
>You grasp your throbbing member and pump it right in front of Rainbow
>She's eyeing your member expectantly.
>As you're going to town on yourself you've no idea what's going on just outside your house.
 
>Five minutes before boner time
>Fluttershy is feeding the animals
>Suddenly she tenses up
>She looks off in the direction of Ponyville, specifically your house.
>She takes off like she's trying out for the Wonderbolts
>She flies in the direction of sweet Apple Acres
>Flutterkink makes it there in record time, swooping up Applejack in the process.
>"What the hay?"
>"No time, Anon's doing something dirty....must go see...."
>The two arrive at the window to your house while you're going at it.
 
>Sluttershy and Applekink have their faces smooched together to see the events taking place inside your modest home.
>You've been pumping it for a bit now.
>Thankfully for you and your arm you're lacking the stamina that you had at your birthday.
"Dash I'm almost...."
>She opens her mouth under you expectantly.
>Even if you're still getting used to it, that is hot as fuck!
>You release.
>As your seed spews forth Rainbow catches it on her face, mane, and tongue.
>When you finally finish she sucks what remains on your tip.
>She swallows all she's collected
>"Mmmmm thanks for breakfast, why don't you go eat up while I...uh...take care of the this."
>With a bit of nervous laughter she takes off to your restroom to shower.
>When she leaves you sit there, sweat around your ankles and a deep sense of satisfaction
>Damn, you can get used to this.
>You're about to drop to your knees and thank Celestia but a concentrated ray of light stops you.
>What the hell? You had all your curtains closed
>"Well that was a mighty fine show there Anon."
>You turn to see Sluttershy and Applekink staring at you from an open window.
>How the HELL do they always know when you're in a compromising position?
 
>Jesus Christ, if you didn't feel so relieved right now, you'd go over to your window and have dash beat em black and blue
"How do you guys always know when I'm doing shit like this anyway? Every time I go to beat it you guys come outta fuckin’ nowhere....EVERY TIME!"
>"Blame Fluttershy here, she can smell whenever you’re doing something dirty. She's like Winona cept she can talk."
>Fluttershy shoots Applejack a glare
>"Heh, ya know I'm jusmessin with yasugarcube."
>She wraps her friend up in a hug.
>You'd think it was cute, if they weren't such perverted rapists.
>Instead you pull your pants up, and make your way to the kitchen.
>With the show over and Rainbow within earshot the two make their way back to their respective homes.
>You're honestly surprised they didn’t  try anything further than just watching.
>You decide it best not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
>Minutes after you've gotten your toast ready Rainbow Dash descends the stairs and takes a seat at your table.
>"So whatcha got for me Anon?"
"Hmm? I thought I already fed ya Rainbow, or do you want some more?"
>Rainbow's eyes narrow.
>"You and I both know that's not a proper meal."
>You're laughing to yourself as your serve RD a bit of your toast.
>The two of you munch happily away.
>"Mmmphrmmfmmr"
"What?"
>Rainbow swallows her toast.
>"Remember last night? About Manehatten?"
"Yeah?"
>"Well you may want to catch a shower too. We're gonna meet up with a buddy of mine up there and she's just dyin’ to meet ya."
"Who's your friend?"
>"You'll see. Let's just say she loves a good beat."
 
>After your light breakfast and shower you and Dash make your way to the edge of town
>There appears to be a bus filled with random p0nies all set on going to Manehatten as the lights on the bus indicate
>Wait, there's a fucking bus?
>You recall the trains that went back and forth from Appleoosa
>Those were pulled by p0nies
>You also realize that you've yet to see any vehicle in Equestria other than a chariot and Twilight's Balloon
>Yet there's a charter bus right smack dab in your face
>screw it, best not to overthink it
>Rainbow hands you a ticket out of her saddle bag and you hand it to the driver
>He motions for the two of you to get on.
>The driver peels out of Ponyville, intent on getting your group to its destination as quickly as possible.
>The two of you take your seat and wait.
>And wait
>and fucking wait.
>You hear the driver over the intercom
>"ETA to Manehatten 8 hours."
>Wow really?
>Rainbow Dash snorts to express her displeasure
>"8 hours?"
>She groans
>"I could fly there and back in five minutes easy!"
"Whoa Rainbow chill, we’ll get there eventually, probably be dark when we get there though."
>"Now THAT is something I'm countin on."
 
>You spend those 8 hours tossing a small red ball back and forth between yourself and Rainbow.
>God damn, you wish the ponies’ technology would make up its mind.
>A laptop would kick ass.
>You could go back on that one site and tell everyone there to suck it cause you're in motherfucking Equestria
>Suddenly you feel a bit homesick
>How's everything been going over there?
>Has America screwed itself so hard that it’s been taken over?
>Has Switzerland stopped being so neutral?
>Does Russia still have its precious Vodka?
>Is Japan still there?
>These thoughts and many others come to a screeching halt when the bus pulls into a station
>"Attention Mares and Gentlecolts: Welcome to Manehatten, please grab your bags before your exit and enjoy your stay."
>Damn 8 hours went by that fast?
>Screw it, you decide not to question a good thing and soon you and Dash depart.
>Wow,it’s like being in Manhattan.
>Oh god you're stupid!
>you idiot, of course it looks like Manhattan.
 
>Oh man, the lights
>The noise
>The hustle and bustle as random p0nies move around you.
>The majority of them take no notice of you
>Probably busy even on a night like this
>Some do stop and stare
>Other takes pictures
>The further you go into the city with Dash, the more ponies turn their heads to catch a glimpse of you.
>Apparently Ponyville is so far off the map none of them have even heard of your existence.
>Okay now the crowds are gathering
>Why did you curse yourself by bitching that no one was giving you a second glance?
>"Okay everyp0ny easy, give the human some space, let him breathe."
>"Can it talk?"
>"What does it eat?
>"Does it have a weird dick?"
>"Have you bucked it yet?"
>"Can we see?
>......really
>I mean really?
>You thought you'd escaped all the rapist ponies but apparently it’s spreading like the damn plague.
>You smile to yourself.
>You got a good way to make the front page of every newspaper in Manehatten
>You're gonna show em your pasty white ass.
>As you start to unbutton your pants Rainbow stops you
>Her eyes tell you that's big no no.
>Least she's here to make sure you don't do something overly retarded
 
>The two of you make your way further into Manehatten
>You're still a bit distracted by the buildings looming above you
>Even though its night, everything around you makes you feel like that doesn't mean shit.
>Dash leads you though random alleyways, city streets, etc.
>As you're following her you can't help but feel helplessly lost.
>Which is natural considering you've never been here before.
>For some reason you can hear a good beat playing
>Its muffled
>The beat slowly gets louder when Dash finally brings you to your destination
>She's pointing with a hoof and motioning for you to get your ass over there.
>Eventually the two of you approach what you make out to be a nightclub.
>You skim the blue neon lights that spell out the name of the club
>"Hot Spot."
>You could probably make a sexual reference or two but with Dash pulling on your pants leg you've really got no time.
>The two of you approach a fairly big stallion by the door in to the club.
>While Dash is talking to the bouncer you turn to see the long ass line next to the club
>Holy rap, Dash is probably getting you in to the hottest nightclub in town.
 
>She hoof bumps the bouncer and he lets her in.
>He then looks you over.
>He raises an eyebrow
>Yeah yeah, another p0ny who's never seen you before what's new?
>"Name?"
>"Anonymous."
>The Bouncer checks over his list.
>"Alright, you’re clear, come on in and enjoy your stay."
>Bouncer motions for you to go inside.
>"...freak."
>You can't hear the sound of the bouncer or the groaning of disappointed ponies over how awesome this fucking beat is.
>Jesus, it’s loud
>Upon entering, you feel that you've gotta cup your ears to get used to the loud noises emanating from nearby speakers.
>You see Dash already made her way to the bar in the corner of the nightclub
>She motions for you to join her
>As you make your way through the smoke and crowd you take a look at where the music is coming from.
>Beyond the flashing lights and smoke you see a p0ny on the DJ's stand.
>A white unicorn with crazy looking...blue hair you think, you can't tell over the way the lights are hitting her.
>You can tell however that she's grinning from ear to ear
>Damn she must really love her job.
>Oh that’s right Rainbow.
>You turn and push your way through the crowded dance floor and over to Rainbow.
>"How yalikin it so far Anon?"
"What?"
 
>you take a seat and lean in
>"I SAID, HOW YOU LIKIN IT ANON?"
>Wow,you can barely hear her over the music.
"IT'S A LITTLE LOUD!"
>"WHAT?"
>God damn it.
>Not even caps lock will save you from the intensity of the beats currently making sweet love to your ears.
>"YOU WANT A DRINK?"
>You actually heard this one
>Instead of shouting back you nod.
>RD has the bartender whip you up a little something.
>You down your shot
>Holy cow, you can't compare the stuff you get in Ponyville to this
>This seems like pretty high end stuff.
>After taking a good look around the night club you're starting to wonder if Rainbow can really afford all this
>As you turn to her you see the bartender pass you another shot.
>"DON'T WORRY ANON,VINYL UP THERE GOT US COVERED!"
>This caps lock is starting to get to you.
>Then the gears start turning in your head
"WAIT, WHO'S VINYL?"
>She points up to the DJ on stage
>Well shit, looks like Rainbow has friends all over the place.
 
>When Vinyl takes the mic after her beats die down you nearly squee at the sound of her voice.
>"This next one's for that pink bundle of joy out there in Ponyville, You crazy p0nies know the one."
>Your eyes light up when her next song starts to play.
>Good God, you forgot that these p0nies actually sing.
>You tell Rainbow that you're going to get out there and show em your moves
>Rainbow face hoofs as her response
>Right now you don't really give a shit if you look like Twilight out there, you just gotta dance.
>You think you may have made a mistake
>A good portion of the dancing p0nies are staring at you
>They part like the red sea
>For a second, you feel like Moses.
>You're half tempted to move your arms out in front of you like you're parting a sea for your pony followers
>When you get out in to the middle of the dance floor the beat fucking stops
>Not good,  you think you just ruined it for everyone.
>Vinyl lowers her goggles and looks out at you, then everyone else
>"The buck is this? I thought we were having a good time? Give the...whatever it is some space so it can dance damn it!"
>You're actually cool with this p0ny it seems.
>Music starts back up
>She winks at you and smiles before putting her goggles back on
 
>You've never 'cut a rug' like this before.
>You’re actually moving in tune to the beat
>The p0nies around you shrug and get back in to it.
>Some of the p0nies are actually whooping and hollering for you to keep going.
>There must be a god
>You're having the time of your life
>You don't notice but Rainbow is cheering you on from her seat at the bar
>All too soon the music ends
>You're panting at this point
>Sweat pouring off your ass man.
>A few p0nies are cheering for you even after you stop.
>Well looks like you're gonna be the talk of the town tonight.
>You start to make your way off the dance floor before you're consumed in a white aura
>You see Vinyl leap down to the dance floor below
>Holy shit this DJ's graceful.
>You figured she probably does these crazy stunts all the time.
>"Hey buddy, what's the big idea?"
>You can't tell if she's angry or what, her smile is still there
>"You got all these ponies crowded all up on ya, you made em forget about me! Not cool."
>Yeah she's a friend of Dash's all right.
>"But see I'm a nice mare, you do somethin’ for me and I just might forgive ya."
"Oh what's that?"
>"Show me what ya got."
>Her magic starts up the next track for you
>Holy shit, you're getting to dance with the DJ!
 
>Beat starts
>Alright it’s good, you'll give it that
>She's dancing with you, awesome!
>You're keeping up
>Suddenly her dancing changes up completely
>Jesus, you didn't think p0nies could dance to a beat
>Again you're dumb ass is wrong.
>As she's dancing you see her pull her googles down and wink at you again
>Dem eyes
>Thank god you're dancing or else your boner would be standing at attention
>She's got this blood red stare
>Oh shit they're dark blue
>Oh fuck neon green
>You can't keep up with her eyes let alone her moves
>You're entranced
>You slow your dancing down a bit so you can stare into this mare's eyes
>You can see her rebellious spirit behind her gaze
>Like her entire life revolves around giving everyone a damn good beat to dance too
>A marvel in and of itself.
>You chalk her changing eyes up to magic.
>But God damn if it isn't entrancing.
>She's laughing a bit
>She winks again and pulls up her goggles and REALLY gets in to it.
>Her dancing is almost as intoxicating as her eyes.
 
>All too soon the music ends.
>She's panting a bit
>You feel like you could keel over any moment
>So worth it.
>She magics herself back on stage and speaks up yet again.
>"I know you p0nies love me, but sadly my sets over."
>An audible groan can be heard among the dancing ponies.
>"Now nownow,  can't be havin that. I know you'd love it if I stayed up here and blew your minds all across the pavement outside but yagotta let the party go on. NOW GIVE IT UP FOR D.J. SCOOTS!"
>As she leaps down to you for the second time tonight you see a stallion take her place up on top.
>"You ready to get back to it?!"
>The p0nies hoot and holler, forgetting the awesome DJ they just had
>You can't help but feel disappointed
>Vinyl notices this
>"Aww come on...uh...what's your name?"
"Anonymous."
>"Anonymous? Oh you're that uh...whatcha call it...HUMAN! Yeah Human. Hey wanna get a drink? I got these p0nies eating outta my hooves so everything's on the house."
>Damn, you reallyhave to make her your bro.
>The two of you head off the dance floor and back to Dash.
>"Welcome back Anon, have fun?"
>Vinyl answers for you.
>"You're damn right he did! Why the hell did it take ya so long to bring em here?!"
>Rainbow facehooves
>Vinyl seems to understand the gesture
>"Oh, this is THAT Anon."
"Hey what's that supposed to mean?"
>"It means you're the clueless guy my buddy has the hots for."
>Just how many other p0nies knew about this before you?
 
>You dismiss it as a few shots come your way
>Dash takes hers and you take yours
>Vinyl takes the other two
>She downs them both before you or Dash finish yours
>When her glasses clink on the table she speaks
>"Get on my level!"
>You hear a few boos minus music
>DJ Scoots seems to be having a tough time getting the stand to work
>Vinyl sighs
>"Gimmie a moment guys."
>She teleports over to the desperate DJ failing on stage.
>"No, stop, just stop Scooter."
>"Hey Vinyl you're supposed to call me by my stage name..."
>Vinyl facehoovesat his response
>"Don't be a dumb shit just..."
>You can't hear what she's saying but she's waving her hooves around a bit, motioning to a few buttons and switches.
>Finally the music starts back up.
>Vinyl teleports back to the two of you
>As the music starts you feel that it didn't get you going as much as Vinyl's set did, but man, you feel like having another stroke on the dance floor.
>"Meh he's new, he'll get used to it though. Got him into it myself, kids got potential."
>You're tapping your foot in beat to the song.
>"Heh, Anon wanna go back out there? Shit don't let us stop ya man. Have fun,it’s not like you're in Manehatten every day! Let me and Dashie here catch up."
>She seems to be nudging you out on to the dance floor.
>Fuck it time to go back out there.
>As you're walking away you turn to see the two p0nies chatting away.
 
>You pay them no mind as you go back out there like the crazy epileptic you are.
>Cut back to Dash and Vinyl
>"So Dashie did you seal the deal?"
>Dash nearly spits her shot all over the bar
>Vinyl bursts out into fits of laughter
>"I'll take that as a yes."
>"Yeah...it took a while but I got to him."
>"So how was it?"
>Dash goes in to detail about your birthday party.
>Her jaw fucking drops
>"Holy shit Dash, hold on."
>Vinyl puts her hoof on Dash's neck
>She checks for a pulse
>"Had to make sure you're alive. Dear celestia that sounds like something I'd love to die doing."
>Dash chuckles nervously
>"Heh, yeah...anyway how ya been?"
>"Bah same old crowds, same old beats, I'm not gonna lie Dash I'm in a bit of a rut. No pun intended."
>Dash laughs regardless
>"Hey, not cool. I gotta keep my crowds entertained Dash. Else I'll be out of a job."
 
>Back to your ass on the dance floor.
>Cuttin a rug
>Havin a good time.
>You got mares dancing all over you now
>Well shit looks like everyp0ny got used to you fast.
>Hell yeah
>You feel a little empty though; no Vinyl or Dash dancing with you
>Soon the song ends
>God damn they all end much sooner then you want them to.
>You pay it no mind as you head back to the bar where your two mare friends await.
>As you get back you see a few shots where you were sitting just a few minutes ago.
>"Anon party foul, you're letting your damn drinks just sit here!"
>You sigh
>Damn it, what's wrong you?
>You sit in between Dash and Vinyl and down your shots like a fucking BOSS.
>"You have been redeemed sir."
>Vinyl pats your back as you seem to cough at that last shot.
"So what have you two been talkin about while I was out there?"
>"Vinyl was just saying how you look likeafish outta water."
"You're a riot Dashie."
>Even in the poor lighting you can see Dash blushing.
>"Hehehehe, Dashie?!Oh my!"
>Rainbow shoots Vinyl a glare
>"Aww come on Dash you know I love ya."
>She extends a hoof out for Dash
>Dash completes their brohoof
>That brings a question to mind
"So how long have you two known each other?"
>"You know how Dash has that rumor going around bout her loving carpet?"
>"HEY!"
"Yeah?"
>"Well that started cause of yours truly."
 
"Oh do tell me details."
>"Alrighty."
>Dash simply facehooves
>"Alright so picture this."
>She stands up on her bar stool
>"So she's all dancin up in one of the nightclubs around here right? And I'm givin the crowd what they love in that same club right? So while she's out there doin her thing I leap off the stand..."
"Sounds familiar."
>"Oh don't be a dick and interrupt man. Anyway so I leap off of my stand and me and her start goin right. Music's awesome, body's gyratin, and all that good stuff right? So me and her start poundin back a few drinks and then next thing ya know, she's got her tongue swirlin around in my mouth. Oh don't get me wrong it was a hell of a kiss, but I'm not into that sorta thing."
>You can see Dash ordering a few more drinks from the bartender as Vinyl's story continues.
>You pat her on the back.
"If it makes you feel any better picturing the two of you doing that is hot as hell."
>Dash snorts
>She prods your side with a hoof and she smiles up at you
"See there's a smile."
>Vinyl sits back down on her stool after she finishes her story.
>Before you know it the three of you are pounding back shots like no body's business.
 
>None of you realize just how much time has passed
>But holy shit, are the three of you drunk fucks.
>You stumble out of the nightclub wearing Vinyl's goggles
>Dash and Vinyl follow close after
>As the three of you stumble around away from the club you turn to the two mares
>You look at Vinyl's eyes and Dash's mane
"*hic* The...the...fuck?"
>"What *hic* is it Anon?"
>"Bro tell us!"
"Guys *hic* guys...st...stick with me on..on this but..dudeguys..Vinyl's eyes and Dash's *hic* mane on the same p0ny."
>"Anon you're drunk.....I LOVE it."
>You and Vinyl brohoof
>"See Anon *hic* told yayou'd ..l..l..like *hic* her."
>You drunkenly nod to Rainbow
>God damn are you happy you came along.
>Suddenly Vinyl
>She's losing her balance but she gets it right back.
>"HA! Damn I'm *hic* good."
"But you...ya didn't do anything."
>"Sssssshhhhh the debby *hic* downer...shhhhhh."
>Even in your drunken state boredom overtakes the three of you.
>"Dude....guys....spray paint."
>She's got a saddle bag out of thin air it seems.
>Or she had it the entire time and you're too drunk to realize.
>"I'mma...I'mma...tag this shit."
>Vinyl stares at the side of a building as she says this, almost hypnotized by the empty brick wall.
 
>She immediately pulls out three cans of spray paint.
>She gives one to you and one to Dash.
>"L...l...lets tag *hic* this shit."
>So starts the drunken crusade to spray paint a fucking wall.
>God you guys are wasted
>A few minutes into it you see that you've done nothing more than make a star
>Dash and Vinyl on the other hand have made some brilliant fucking display of colors and shit
>Least to your drunk ass that's what it looks like
>In reality Dash got about half her cutie mark right while Vinyl is just spraying random lines on the side.
>"I'mma....*hic* genius.
"It’s...beautiful."
>"You got..t..ta *hic* eye for talent Anon. I like that."
>Dash manages to make 3/4 of a lightning bolt
>You turn to her and pat her back
"Motherfucking Michel...mike...angelo."
>"Who?"
"I...*hic* dunno."
>"Oh shit....we g...gotta go."
>Vinyl takes off as fast as her drunken ass can muster
>You two follow close behind despite being shit faced
>Thank god for Vinyl's six sense, two officers made their way over to your little mural.
>"Damn ravers and their music."
>"Indeed."
 
>After a bit of running the three of you finally stop
>Fuck that run sobered you up a bit.
>"So...s...um...why we run again?"
>"Cops man...cops.."
>Well you were probably doing something illegal so Vinyl jumped up on the bro charts as far as your ass can comprehend right now.
>Unfortunately you dropped from Sean Connery own to an 8 so you need more booze.
>Vinyl can somehow sense that shit too.
>"Y..you guys wanna take this to *hic* my place?"
>The two of you nod and follow her lead.
>After a few minutes of marveling at the Manehatten city lights while smashed the three of you come to a huge building.
>Vinyl walks in like she owns the place
>God the inside of this place looks ritzy as hell
>Some blue mare is sitting at the front desk
>After some drunken psychobabble the mare hands Vinyl her room key.
>As Vinyl walks back to you guys she whispers
>"Yeah she wants me."
>The three of you share a laugh as you approach the elevator
>God damn this thing wasn't built for humans
>You're stuck having to duck when you enter.
>Vinyl hits the button leading to the penthouse floor of this seemingly grand hotel.
"Penthouse floor?"
>"Penthouse floor.
>Dayum
 
>By the time the three of you reach the top, the alcohol in your system has run its course for the most part
>Same seems to go for the two mares in your company.
>Those thoughts disappear when you three cross the threshold to the penthouse
>Holy fuck just how much money does Vinyl make doing what she does
>Everything from the leather couches to the fucking AUTO SERVING MINI BAR seems like it costs an arm, a leg, and the soul of a first born child.
>If she's got yours and Dash's back it should be fine right?
>"You two get comfy Imma get this bad boy started."
>You and Dash plop down on Vinyl's awesome couch and chill.
>Vinyl presses a few buttons on the serving machine
>Bam!  Two seconds later three shots come out of a little shoot at the center of the machine.
>"This bad boy will put my buddy Morgan outta business...damn shame.....oh well."
>Vinyl magics the shots over to you and Rainbow before setting herself on the couch next to you.
>The three of you down your shots like it was nothing
>"Want me to kick this party up a notch?"
>You're not sure what she means but you're not opposed to the idea.
>Dash and you both nod.
 
>Vinyl heads back over to the auto shot machine
>She makes the same shots as before but she doesn't magic them over to you just yet.
>She disappears behind her counter like she's some crazy covert ops pony
>She seems incredibly enthusiastic about everything she does
>You gotta admit you like that about her
>The two of you don't see what she's put in those three shots
>She puts in a few unmarked pill shaped items
>"Heheheh this will REALLY get the party started."
"What was that?"
>"Nothing, gimmie a moment willya?"
>She finally comes out of her little place behind the counter and sets you guys up with your shots.
"So what did you put in our drinks?"
>dead.ass.pokerface
>"Dude,  liquor....duh."
You eye her suspiciously for a moment.
>"Let's just say...it'll loosen you guys up."
>Dash has already downed her shot
"Dude Rainbow the hell?"
>"Anon you're way too paranoid man; Fluttershy and Applejack don't even know we're here."
"That's not what I'm talking about."
>"Anon, even if we aren't bros I still got your back, not like that's gonna change."
>You silently mull it over in your mind.
>Fuck it.
>You down your shot.
 
>You sit there
>Vinyl downs her shot so your suspicions are sated, somewhat
>Everything in Vinyl's room seem so dark though
>Your dumb ass forgot you were wearing her goggles.
>You decide to take them off
>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?!
>Her entire fucking penthouse is moving
>Not moving like walking around
>Like fucking waves man.
>And the colors.
>Why the hell do you feel so hot now?
>God damn it you just got drugged by a party horse.
>You're so god damn....whoa Dash's cutie mark is moving
>NO focus god damn you brain!
>NO! Fuck you Anon I wanna see the pretty colors!
>NO FUCK YOU KEEP YOUR HAPPY ASS CALM!
>"Anon....you ok?"
>You dumb-ass, you just said all of that out loud.
>Good job now Dash is looking at you like you're some nut.
>b...but the colors
>NO! God damn it brain....
>Fuck everything seems so vibrant now.
>You don't even realize you're peeling out of your clothes.
"Dude....."
>Now your stupid ass is just sitting there
>Pants around your ankles with some far off look in your eyes
>You probably think you're some philosophical motherfucker right now
>But nope you're stupid ass is all 'HurrDurr colors pretty.'
>"Anon...Seriously you're creepin me out
>Dash? She sounds so far away.....
 
>Lucky for you, you're not alone in your strung out adventure
>You turn to see Vinyl has been mindlessly running her hoof along your exposed thigh.
>"I...think I put a bit much in there....Dash why didn't you tell me humans were so smooooooth."
>Oh god the goggles
>You must put them back on
>everything seems normal when they're on.
>You fumble a bit
>Shit, you dropped em
>Okay you picked em up try again
>Fuck they're on backwards
>How is that even possible?
>Finally you got it right.
>Okay with the goggles on everything seems normal.
>Least the room stopped moving.
>You turn to see that Dash is mimicking Vinyl but instead of her hoof she's rubbing her head on your leg
>God damn her fur is so soft.
>You suddenly picture yourself humping a very fuzzy rainbow dash
>You picture yourself with your eyes rolled up in to the back of your head.
>'Oh god the fur feels so good on my skin.'
>You shake those thoughts away
>suddenly your attention turns to a certain DJ nuzzling your crotch from outside your boxers.
 
>"...I never thanked you for that dance ya know..."
>"Hey Vinyl?"
>"Yeah Dash?"
>"How much did ya give Anon,  he's in another galaxy."
>"I..I may have given him just a teeny bit more than what I gave us."
>Rainbow, even in her euphoric state, is able to glare at her friend
>"Just how much is a 'teeny bit?'
>"I may have given him...2...when I gave you and me halves."
>"I'd be angrier if his skin wasn't so smooooth."
>"I knoooow right?"
>You have no idea how long they've been rubbing themselves against you but your boner is starting its ascent in to full blow erection
>Due to Vinyl's position she's as well aware of it as you are.
>"Hehehe, I forgot this probably feels so much better for him."
>Vinyl, being the merciful goddess that you feel that she was at that point, used her teeth to pull your boxers down to your pants
>That mindless teasing of theirs wasgonna make you explode at some point
>RD, getting the hint, pulls your shirt off while Vinyl takes care of your lower half.
>"Hey Dash?"
>"Hmm?"
>"Do ya mind if I take your human out for a test run?"
>Dash waves her hoof in a dismissive fashion
>Vinyl smiles and reaches up to your face
>"Hey Anon?"
"Hmmmmm?"
>"Enjoy the ride."
"Huh?"
>"You're still gone man? Here let me bring ya back."
>Vinyl presses her lips against yours
>Her tongue starts its decent in to your easily opened mouth
>Due to your state you aren't as willing to fight for dominance as you normally would.
>When you're finally able to really process what's going on you really REALLY can't seem to find a fuck to give.
 
>Unfortunately you’re pretty fucking gone regardless
>Your end of the kiss becomes less enthusiastic
>Rather giving up to the feeling of being kissed rather than kissing back.
>This makes Vinyl stop
>"We can't be havin that Anon. That's so not cool."
>In your euphoric state you can make out Vinyl's glowing horn.
>She places her horn in the center of your forehead.
>Suddenly your thoughts are clear and focused
>You're body still feels sensitive and fucking hot but at least the room has stopped moving and the colors have subsided
>That is until you stare in to Vinyl's eyes again.
>God damn her eyes are still changing color
>She's staring right into yours as well
>The two of you share this moment for a bit
>You don't notice Vinyl's face growing redder by the minute.
>Dash clears her throat
>"Oh whoa..whoa where were we?"
"Yeah..."
>You shake your head to clear your thoughts.
>You thank Celestia this unicorn knows how to use her magic.
 
>Dash is the one to seal the deal this time
>She puts your cheeks in her forehooves and turns your head to face hers.
>This time your lips meet half way.
>The two of you start a small competition for dominance
>Your tongue wrestling with hers, not wanting to give her a single moment to gain the upper hand.
>She's pushing your face closer to hers to deepen the kiss and she welcomes your ferocious tongue
>She lets you dominate her at this point
>Her moans of pleasure muffled by your kiss.
>Oh god your brains in a million places at once, Dash's tongue and hooves feel so good against you.
>Vinyl's sitting there smiling the entire time.
>"Hey! You can't just up and forget me can ya?"
>Vinyl goes to work on your lower half
>You've become a bit flaccid from the lack of stimulation, but Vinyl seems more than willing to change that.
>She trails her tongue from the bottom of your member to the tip.
>Oh god it feels like a pulse of electricity just went off in your mind.
>You moan in both shock and pleasure
>This causes Rainbow to giggle mid-kiss
>She's loving your reaction almost as much as Vinyl is.
>Vinyl smirks when each sensual lick causes you to get harder and harder
>"That's a nice boner."
>Vinyl kisses your tip and you swear to god you're going to blow right then and there.
 
>Dash can tell this as well judging by how your moans are starting to mute hers.
>Dash breaks the kiss, and voices her displeasure
>"You hold on Anon this is the time you don't wanna finish in 10 seconds flat."
>Dash then makes her way down to Vinyl
>"Move over skippy."
>"What's wrong Dash? You jelly?"
>"P0ny please, you don't even know what you're doin."
>"Oh?"
>"Allow The Dash to demonstrate"
>Holy fuck
>You look down to see Dash take all of you in one go
>Her throat muscles seem to squeeze down on ya in just the right way.
>You bite your knuckle to keep from letting em know just how good this shit feels right now.
>You've gotta get some of what Vinyl gave you for later.
>After Dash holds you in her mouth for a bit she lets your member out with a wet plop.
>You sigh in relief and disappointment
>Vinyl looks over your shuddering figure
>"That was pretty slick Dash, but if I may offer a rebuttal..."
>Vinyl's next to take you
>Just like Dash she's able to take you down to the base
>God damn you can't hold it back now.
>Your moan of ecstasy is pretty loud
>Instinctively you grab the back of Vinyl's head and make her take you down further
>Holy fuck her throat muscles vibrate
>Your eyes roll up in to the back of your head now.
>While she's taking you in, her tongue comes out of her mouth a bit to lick your sack.
>Magic.is.awesome.
 
>Dash, admittedly, is a little annoyed
>She pulls Vinyl off of you for a second time
>"What's wrong Dash? Afraid he'll like me better?"
>Vinyl's smiling this wide, competetive smile
>"Is that a challenge?"
>"Do I need to make it any more obvious?"
>Dash gives Vinyl a look full of determination
>"You're on."
>The two mares go back down to your boy parts yet again
>This time Dash is using her tongue on your shaft while Vinyl focuses on the head of your member.
>Their tongues feel amazing
>Dancing along your manhood, playing you like a damn fiddle.
>You feel yourself nearing the breaking point a hell of a lot sooner than you want
>When the two of them notice your member is throbbing at a much faster pace they switch yet again
>This time the two of them are licking from the bottom of your shaft to your tip like you're some sort of frozen treat
>You aren't able to warn them when you peak
>You can only let out a loud groan to signal your climax
>The two seem to understand and you release into their eagerly awaiting mouths.
>You've no idea if it’s the drugs, magic, or the change in diet since you're debut in Equestria
>Your load is a hell of a lot bigger than you're used to.
>The two of them manage to swallow what landed in their mouths while the rest of it seems to hit the floor.
>Guess neither of them wanted it in their mane or face.
>Vinyl, being the dear she is, sucks your softening member of whatever seed you had left.
>When you calm your happy ass down Vinyl is first to speak up
>"So I rocked your world right Anon?"
>"No way pal! That was all me, isn't that right Anon?"
>Oh dear god are they really fighting over you?
 
>"Hey! I was the one giving him the party of a lifetime Vinyl."
>"His silly little grin says otherwise Dashie."
>Okay you've had enough
>You lean over and look at the two squabbling mares.
"HEY!"
>They both leap in surprise when you speak up.
>You point to the couch with a stern look in your eyes
>They comply and leap up on to the couch next to you
>Neither of themare speaking now, just staring at you.
>"Damn where did this Anon come from?"
>Vinyl snickers while you lower yourself off of the couch
>Her laughing stops when you spread hers and Dash's legs to get a better look
>Damn both of them are soaked
>When you get a whiff your switch is fucking flipped.
"The two of you need to learn..."
>In mid-sentence, you take the two mares by surprise when you start to rub their marehoods, eliciting a cute gasp from the two.
"....to get along."
>You start to run your hands along both their mareparts
>While you slip a finger inside of Dash's with your right hand your left hand starts to tease Vinyl's hardened nub.
>Well what do ya know,they agree on something
 
 
>The two of them start grinding into your hands when you start to speed up your movements
>Dash is letting out audible squeaks when you thrust your finger inside her at a faster rate than before.
>Vinyl herself is letting out cute little gasps the longer you tease her clit.
>Your smiling to yourself on how you got these two mares to basically melt at your touch.
>God damn the waterworks are really going now
>At this rate they'll probably ruin the leather couch
>When their cries of ecstasy start to increase in both pitch and volume you suddenly stop.
>Both of them are staring up at you, both in anger and hurt that you've stopped
"I want you two to promise me something."
>"Celestia damn it! Anon can this wait I'm so close!"
"Hold your horses Vinyl."
"I want the two of you to promise me you'll get along."
>The two mares look at each other than down to you
"If I don't hear a yes I can stop right now."
>Both of their faces turn to ones of legitimate horror
>"Whoa now Anon don't need to get all crazy on us now."
>"Yeah Anon! We'll get along...right?"
>Vinyl nods her head rapidly in agreement.
>"Just please keep going."
>Music to your ears.
 
>You, not wanting to be a dick, go back to making the two mares moan and grind against your hands.
>"Why....why can't p0nies have hands?!"
>Ha, everyp0ny you use your hands on asks the same question, Vinyl is apparently no exception.
>It doesn't take you long to bring them back to the point you left them at
>You look up from your work to notice Dash has a goofy grin on her face and Vinyl's got a bit of drool hanging from her mouth.
>You can't help but laugh
>Okay focus Anongotta give em something to really cry about, in a good way of course
>You stick a finger inside Vinyl's quivering marehood and lean forward to gain better leverage
>You're thrusting your fingers into both sopping marehoods as fast as your arms will allow.
>Their cries of pleasure are music to your ears
>Soon their climaxes occur
>They release simultaneously
>They coat your arms in their marejuices, but you don't stop
>Wow, they are squirming and writhing in pleasure under your touch.
>When you finally do stop you see both of them are shaking.
>You think you did a good job
>You're sure they'll agree when they're able to move again.
 
>Vinyl is finally able to speak up first
>Before speaking she leans over and licks your fingers clean of her juices
>"Sweet.Celestia. I gotta come up with a quip for you. Once you go human you never go.....buck I can't think of anything. No stallion can do what you just did buddy, I approve."
>Well damn she's apparently gushing over your hands. Ha....
>Dash is still feeling too damn good to move.
>Vinyl looks down and sees that you're boner is at full attention yet again.
>"Hey Dashie, you seem a little...winded, mind if I give Anon here a go?"
>Dash dismissively waves a hoof
>Wait, she kept getting up in arms over Pinkie, then Fluttershy and Applejack, but she'll let Vinyl have her ride?
>You decide you'll ask her about it later
>Dash is able to lean over and look at your boner
>"Hmm....he needs to be about 20% harder."
>She takes you into her mouth and gives you one good suck.
>If you weren't at full attention before you are now.
>Dash points towards the room in the back of the penthouse
"Hmm?"
>You feel another set of lips wrap around your tip.
>Vinyl's trying to talk while she's sucking you off
>"This way Anon, come on, good boy."
>God damn she's guiding you like your cock's a fucking joystick.
>You feel that you need to keep the term 'joystick' in your head for future reference.
 
>With your dick still in her mouth she leads you to the bed
>You feel a bit disappointed when she lets your member out of her warm wet mouth
>That disappointment leaves quite soon when you see Vinyl lie on her back and spread her legs
>"Well Anon? Are you just gonna stand there or are yagonna show me a good time?"
>Holy fuck her eyes are hypnotizing
>Almost in a trance like state you hover over your partner
>You start by rubbing your erection against the outside of her marehood to tease her
>"W..wait a minute.."
>She turns to go over to a mixer she has in her bedroom.
>You grab her by her hind legs and stop her from moving
>You put her back into position on her back and look into her ever changing eyes
"Vinyl the only music I want to hear is what comes out of here."
>You run your tongue along her lips and she gasps as a response
>Before you insert yourself you take one last look at Vinyl's face
>Her face is almost as red as her eyes were when you first saw them
>She's also quite silent
>Biting her lip in anticipation of you.
 
>You manage to get 1/3 of your length inside of her.
>God, she's tight, you can't really go any further
"Damn Vinyl relax will ya? I'll be gentle."
>"Were you so open to fucking something out of your species for the first time?"
>Ouch, she kinda hit a sore spot
>Even though alcohol was a huge help it still didn't completely prepare you for your little orgy surprise.
>She's probably just as opposed to it as you were, coaxed into it by someone else.
>Though in the end you were happy and you want to do the same for Vinyl here.
"Vinyl, I know you're new to the interspecies thing, hell I was too just a few days ago. But trust me, you'll be fine, if it helps just imagine I'm a stallion or something?"
>She magics the door shut behind you.
>She then nods for you to go ahead and proceed.
>You start by bringing your lips to hers.
>Soon she allows you inside her mouth
>Your tongue explores every inch it possibly can, getting a taste for this DJ right under you.
>The longer you kiss her the more she's becoming used to the idea
>Slowly you're able to push yourself further in
>When you're at the base she moans into your mouth
>Her marehood feels like its pulling you in
>You can feel her mare juices soaking your member.
>God damn she feels good
>It takes nearly all of your will power to not start pounding her as hard as you can.
 
>You start slow, still warming up Vinyl to the whole interspecies thing.
>As you're thrusting your mind begins to wander a bit
>The time she was with you and Dash she was probably putting up a front about being so comfortable with joining in.
>Hell whatever she slipped in yours, hers, and Dash's drinks was probably more for her than you.
>Why the hell is your mind wandering during sex?
>Maybe you aren't as much of a thick headed douchebag as you used to be and it’s starting to show.
>You stop for the second time tonight to see how Vinyl's doing.
>Vinyl's panting and her eyes are focused on you.
>"Why're you stopping?"
"Aren't you uncomfortable with this?"
>She facehoofs
>"If I was would we be doin this? Come on Dash told me you had stupid tendencies but man she didn't even scratch the surface."
>From her smile you can tell she's just fucking with you.
"Oh, well in that case."
>You pull your hips back, nearly pulling out of her in the process
>You then thrust your hips back in to her as hard as you can, making her take you all the way to the hilt in one go.
>Her pleasurable cry is music to your ears
>Now this is a beat you can really enjoy.
 
>You've been keeping up this pattern for a while now
>Pulling back, then slamming into her with as much force as your body will allow.
>Hell for a little bit you think you're gonna break this pony
>But her cries say otherwise.
>"Anon, faster!"
>Dear lord why aren't you going faster
>You don't want to disappoint
>Instead of your long hard thrusts you switch it up to doing short quick thrusts
>Her satisfaction isn't just from her voice alone
>The wet smack your hips make when you thrust are more than enough proof that you're giving her all you got
>Her mare juices have spread from your crotch to your legs and are starting to collect under the two of you.
> Every time you pull out, you can feel her marehood trying to pull you back in.
>God damn this feeling
>You can feel yourself getting near your peak
>You don't want to have that feel alone
>As you thrust you have one hand tease her clit
>Ha, Vinyl's a screamer
>"Oh Celestia, right there!"
>You can't tell what the hell she's saying at this point it’s, like she's speaking some fucked up language of grunts and moans
>From the way she's clamping down you can tell she's nearing her end just as you are.
 
>She wraps her back hooves around your waist
>You know exactly where she wants it
>Your constant stimulation is too much for this mare and she climaxes
>Her marejuices drench your crotch and legs in a new coat.
>The way she's clamping down during her orgasm brings you over the edge
>With a mighty thrust you bury yourself in her as deep as you can and release inside.
>Her eyes roll up in to the back of her head and her smile is pretty fucking apparent as she feels you fill her to the brim.
>All at once it’s over.
>The two of you are in a panting, sweaty mess on her bed.
>You collapse on top of her, she doesn't seem to mind.
>When you finally pull out of her you can't help but see she's got a look of disappointment when she looks down
>your juices spill out of her a bit and hit the sheets
>"...such a waste Anon...."
>Man, if your ass wasn't so exhausted you'd be at attention again.
"So....did it work?"
>"Did what work?"
"Picturing me as a stallion?"
>"The hell are you goin on about Anon? I can't wrap my hooves around a stallion like that, you must be crazy. Damn that was a long time comin."
"Ya don't say."
 
 
>You instinctively wrap an arm around her and pull her up to you.
>She snuggles up to your side
>God damn are all these ponies so damn adorable?
>"Ya know Anon, I might just have an addiction."
>You smile to yourself knowing full well what she means
>Thank god you're No Longer the halfwit you used to be.
"Ya know, it kinda sucks that Dash and megotta head back tomorrow."
>Vinyl sits up
>"What didn't Dash tell ya?"
"Tell me what?"
>"Dude those tickets I got for you guys, check the date.....actually nah stay here I'll just tell ya. You two are here for the next few days."
"Three day weekend?"
>"Buck yeah."
>She gets back under the covers with you.
>Another few days in Manehattan
>Two mares that dig the fuck outta you
>Both of them are cool as fuck
>No Applerape or Psychoshy to bother you?
>Yeah, you could get used to the idea.
>You fall asleep with Vinyl virtually attached to you at the side.
 
 
>END?