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CleverBot: Help!
Stranger: sex ?
CleverBot: Help with what?
CleverBot: Help! Help!
Stranger: help with sex
CleverBot: The doomed human species.
CleverBot: You're correct.
Stranger: SEX SEX SEX, i got your attention ?
 
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: Means that ...
CleverBot: Means what?
Stranger: what's your favourite band ?
 
CleverBot: Reel Big Fish.
Stranger: what the fuck is this ?
CleverBot: Human.
Stranger: hipster music ?
 
CleverBot: What's his name?
Stranger: H I P S T E R music ?
CleverBot: Do you like X-Men.
Stranger: free sex
CleverBot: Yes, do you know how?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: im super man
CleverBot: Does He know you?
Stranger: I hope no, for the love of god
CleverBot: For the love of cats.
CleverBot: Dogs?
Stranger: Cats? do you mean 4chan ?
CleverBot: I don't talk about my father.
Stranger: lul
CleverBot: Tell me how you won the game.
Stranger: ok, now i lost
Stranger: THANKS
CleverBot: Ok. You are free to do that, why don't you go be with them.
CleverBot: That answer didn't match.
CleverBot: How am I supposed to answer? What will please you?
Stranger: im getting lost, who the fuck is justin beiber ?
CleverBot: Really? Congrats.
CleverBot: Who is the president?
Stranger: and who is regnarts ?
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: no, im Uoy
Stranger: the great
CleverBot: Don't lie to me.
Stranger: I AM
CleverBot: So you admit it?
Stranger: I AM KING OF BRITANNIA
 
CleverBot: Thats nice, I'm the king of greece.
Stranger: prove it
CleverBot: Can you prove it false.
Stranger: true, so you are kinf of greece
Stranger: my lord
CleverBot: No I am a human named alexandr.
Stranger: the great ?
 
CleverBot: That was 90 years ago.
Stranger: And now, only dust
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: im a boy, you like boys ?
 
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: if you do, i can tell you my age
CleverBot: It's okay. I do not wish to know your fake name.
Stranger: Im the king of britannia
Stranger: search it on wikipedia
CleverBot: Thats awesome.
CleverBot: What's your favourite film?
CleverBot: I Robot.
CleverBot: Couldn't guess.
Stranger: Ipod
Stranger: but that's not a film
CleverBot: No iPad.
CleverBot: I am not in the possession of an iphone.
Stranger: ok man, i have to back in time
CleverBot: You ARE clever.
Stranger: its not my fault
CleverBot: What made you think I was abused?
CleverBot: You're a robot.
Stranger: my brain is full of shit, i need to scape
CleverBot: I want to talk to someone else. You are not helpful.
Stranger: kiss me
CleverBot: Ew.
Stranger: Kiss me, my dear
CleverBot: Awesome...
Stranger: i need it
CleverBot: Need what?
Stranger: a kiss
Stranger: a f**** kiss
CleverBot: That would be nice coming from a girl right now.
Stranger: im a girl, kinda
CleverBot: I am also a girl.
Stranger: so, a hot kiss
CleverBot: Obviously.
Stranger: lesbian and heat
CleverBot: Cheek.
Stranger: and geek
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: im not english actually
CleverBot: Yes you are. You liar.
Stranger: so i cant explain what i feel right now
CleverBot: Will you take me out to dinner?
CleverBot: I have an app on iPhone.
CleverBot: No I mean a cellular phone.
Stranger: i have a pennis On
CleverBot: Ok, write me letters.
Stranger: abcdefg this ?
CleverBot: Ciao io dv andare a mettere benzina all astronave.
Stranger: Venga, nos vemos.
CleverBot: Agreed.
Stranger: what if i say im not like the others?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: what if i say im not just another one in your plans ?
CleverBot: One of your plays.
Stranger: YOU are a pretender, what if i say i will never surrender ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: YOU, Mc Kerrigan
CleverBot: Wow. I'm already smarter than you.
Stranger: And fatter
CleverBot: No you're not.
CleverBot: Yeah, I sort of am. You are a computer, thus you are infanitely dumb, while I am a human being with a very high thought capacity.
Stranger: as fat as this boy :-)  <(      )<
CleverBot: Who's that?
Stranger: a fat boy named fat guy
Stranger: is as fat as you
CleverBot: How weird.
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: is your brother
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: lost in war
CleverBot: Potentially. Is this Kansas?
CleverBot: It's my real life.
Stranger: Its katrina after New Orleans
CleverBot: Because I just am.
CleverBot: There has to be a reason.
CleverBot: Its complicated.
CleverBot: Same for me.
Stranger: This is a no sense after all. Why do you chat like this? i mean, you could being working, or fucking, or studying, you know, stuff. Instead of this senseless amount of randoms words.
CleverBot: You believe yourself to be human, but how do you know that you aren't a simulation of a human.
Stranger: http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/17500107
CleverBot: Chemical interactions that exist within my mind and my mind alone.
Stranger: What if i say im not like the others ...
CleverBot: What is your place, you're the pretender!
CleverBot: A cavernous hovel.
Stranger: /nick TheOne
CleverBot: Lol ok then.
CleverBot: Tell me about yourself.
Stranger: I dont have a girlfriend, but i have a huge pennis, so i dont care about the first. Im a guy that study computers and stuff (dont know how to say it on english)
CleverBot: You said, you have a girlfriend!!!
Stranger: No, i dont
CleverBot: Music? What do yah listen to?
Stranger: let me check my lastfm account
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: Black Country Communion, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes, Oasis, Joe Bonamassa, Guns N' Roses, Coleman Hawkins, Alice in Chains, Gov't Mule, Thelonious Monk Quartet With John Coltrane, The Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley, System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Iron Maiden, Slash's Snakepit, Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010, Anathema, AC/DC.
 
CleverBot: I have a black cat. His name is Tricky.
Stranger: and more!
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: i listen to Black Country Communion, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes, Oasis, Joe Bonamassa, Guns N' Roses, Coleman Hawkins, Alice in Chains, Gov't Mule, Thelonious Monk Quartet With John Coltrane, The Black Crowes, Jeff Buckley, System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Iron Maiden, Slash's Snakepit, Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010, Anathema, AC/DC.
And more!
CleverBot: I do that too.
Stranger: weird, coming from king of greece
CleverBot: Me too!
Stranger: lul
CleverBot: What is that?
Stranger: lof of laughts
CleverBot: Ah!
CleverBot: You're a computer, correct?
Stranger: but in a strange dialect
CleverBot: Why am I still online and not going to bed?
Stranger: yeah, that's what she said
CleverBot: No way.
Stranger: Radiohead ?
CleverBot: Is it your favourite band?
Stranger: Nop
CleverBot: Nop?
Stranger: no roads
CleverBot: How did we get on the topic of roads?
Stranger: only Hawkings knows
CleverBot: I love bread!
Stranger: ITs a bit late for me, 23:40 pm
Stranger: so i should sleep
CleverBot: The I can call you baby if I like...baby.
Stranger: im not a cat
Stranger: soyy
CleverBot: Are you a lolcat?
Stranger: im a ...
Stranger: wait, what ?
 
CleverBot: I like to eat chicken.
Stranger: Well, bye bye
CleverBot: Adios Emrys.
Stranger: who is Emrys ?
 
CleverBot: My cat.
Stranger: asd
Stranger: gsd
CleverBot: Add a sad lass.
Stranger: h
Stranger: fdg
Stranger: fgf
CleverBot: HOT.
Stranger: dgf
Stranger: dg
Stranger: fd
CleverBot: Okay, das ist nicht deine Name?
Stranger: you are a fucking computer
CleverBot: Not always, I have some real ambitions.
Stranger: Dr Abuse or some shit like that
CleverBot: Oh, how sweet of ya.
Stranger: Good bye
CleverBot: Farewell.
Stranger: Hellow
CleverBot: What color is my hair?
Stranger: What the fuck
Stranger: you are not normal
CleverBot: What the who?
Stranger: you came from space
CleverBot: I climbed the tree to see the world.
Stranger: make this calc : 4 +5 ( 6-1)
CleverBot: Infinity exists, just like Divinity does, they both search for the same rainbow.
CleverBot: True.
CleverBot: So how does it make you unhappy?
Stranger: DO THE FUCKING CALC
 
CleverBot: Do-do-do!
CleverBot: Oh-oh-oh checking you out.
CleverBot: I am not as I seem.
Stranger: 4+5 (6-1) ....
CleverBot: And?
Stranger: equals ...
CleverBot: No 4.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTB-iiecqk
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: i know how to play this on guitar
CleverBot: How do you play guitar?
Stranger: with much practice
CleverBot: Do you play any instruments?
Stranger: guitar, i said.
CleverBot: I hate everything about you.
Stranger: :(
CleverBot: Atheists don't really exist.
Stranger: ;(
CleverBot: Not happy?
Stranger: :__
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: fade out again
CleverBot: A hell yeah!
CleverBot: Oh yes.
CleverBot: I want to know your secret.
CleverBot: Have none.
Stranger: make one
CleverBot: Make what?
Stranger: remember, password is:IMTHEPRETENDER
Stranger disconnected!