>Day Pencil Pusher at Canterlot High.
>Be Norman
"Why did i ever let you talk me into this?"
>You find yourself getting dragged around the school by the neck of your jacket, by non-other than Mr. Tony Danza himself Brad
>"Because you're an anti-social shut in, who's OCD cock blocks its self whenever you try to ask a chick out."
"Oh, right..."
>Ever since that clusterfuck of a dinner date, Pinkie setup between you and Aryan; you found yourself depressed and isolated from the world
>Never let that girl plan a dinner date! Parties are one thing but inviting a Russian clown to sing "You're Beautiful" while wasted on stolen wine is never a good idea
>Stopping near the entrance of the yoga room; he lets go of your collar but to only grab a hold of your head, pinning it against the glass of the door
"Hey!-"
>"SHHHHHH! Feast your eyes on this piece bro!"
>Shifting your eyes a bit, you take a gander
>In the room seemingly alone, a white skinned girl sat there meditating in peace
>She had long wavy turquoise colored hair with light cyan highlights
>She wore a pink tank top, flowers covered her light green bell bottom pants with a touch of pink near the ends, and a pair of dark green dress boots
>You could only stand there gawking at the girl, as Brad's grip left ages ago
>"What I tell ya! She's gorgeous!"
"Umm, yeah."
>Shaking your head, you turn towards Brad
"She sure is cute but I think your going a little way ahead of yourself. I mean hell this is the first time im seeing this girl and you expect me to go up to her and ask her out? She could be taken from all we know and i've never even heard of....ahhhh."
>"Flow."
"Yeah, her."
>"Dont worry buddy! Word around here, she's single and looking for that one special Mister Mister missing from her life."
"And you heard this where?"
>"I make my rounds around the school, you tend to hear things when you're doing 'Extracurricular-Activities'; if ya know what i mean!"
*Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*
>You roll your eyes as Brad grins at you, looking like a spastic idiot
"Color me curious, with a girl as pretty as that; you'd think she'd be taken already. Heck im surprised you haven't made a move on her yourself Brad."
>"Common man! Im not that much of a jerk, i can restrain myself!"
>Your face is colder than ice as you stare at Brad while lifting an eyebrow
>"Alright fine, I have considered it a couple of times-"
"A couple?"
>Brad sighs
>"Alright several, if it weren't for my stupid Magic 8 Ball constantly saying no; I've would have made a move on her long ago."
"Magic Eight Ball? W-what- You know forget it! I still think its a bad idea."
>"Just give it a shot bro! You cant keep sulking over Rarity forever, specially after the dinner incident involving Pinkie, The Clown and The Pyrus mob."
"Hey! I thought we agreed to never talk about that!"
>"Just saying man! Just saying."
>Ugh! Why can't these things be easier
>You turn towards the window, she's gone
>Must've went to the bath room or something
>It wouldnt hurt to ask, would it?
>You can just go up to her, chat and ask to meet again
>Easy as pie
>Aryan's gone, gotta keep telling yourself this
>No matter what you try; she's never going fall for you
>You're stuck in the endless inevitable pit that is the friendzone, especially after Pinkie's intervention
>I swear the next time she tries to setup anything for you, you're going to knock her unconscious with a frying pan and lock her in a chest heading for Milwaukee
>Like she did to you back in the whole dinner fiasco but instead of wearing a tutu, she'll be in her birthday suit
>Fucking Ponks
>You turn towards Brad again
"Hear anything else about her?"
>He immediately grins, seeing your rise in interest
>"Well from what I hear, she's like Fluttershy but without the shy part and very hippieish."
"A hippie, huh? I guess i can work with that. Anything else?"
>He crosses his arms and puts a hand on his chin
>"Hmmmmmm, *snap* oh yeah! I heard Chloe calling her a 'Mojo' or something but then again who knows what that girl is saying, one thing she's talking about her favorite Chinese cartoon and the next she's speaking in some incoherent gibberish from the moon."
>You rub your temples
>Well you know what they say, 'It's better to regret something you did than regret not doing it.'
"Fine, im going in."
>"I knew you'd come over!"
"But on one condition."
>"Alright spill it."
"Stay away from my cousin!"
>You say in a meaner tone, while giving him a dreadful look
>"Alright fine, i promise i wont touch your cousin."
>He gives a monotone face in return
>"Now! Go in there and get her!"
>Before you could respond, he grabs onto the knob opening the door and pushes you in
>You stumble for a bit but you regain your balance
>Brad follows you in
"Hey! You dont have to push."
>"Well you know how the saying goes."
>You grumble but give no comeback
>You and Brad stumble around the rather deserted room
>The two of you find nothing but the smell of foot
>It seems as if this 'Flow' girl just vanished into thin air
>Or probably just existed through the emergency door in the far right corner of the room
>"Well damn, what now?"
"Why are you asking me? You're the one who came up with this idea."
>"We could try tomorrow or go out and see if she's out there somewhere?"
>And here comes the depression
"You know forget it Brad, i know you're trying to help and all but at the moment a new girl new my life wont fix anything especially after the one i wanted shoved me a side."
>You turn away and head for the door
>"Common, Norman! You cant knock it till you try it!"
"You can but I can't, besides the last thing i want to do is rush into a relationship. Especially with a girl I barley know."
>"But..."
"J-just drop it Brad."
>You take a deep sigh before turning to fac-
>Oh Shit, you're stunned for a bit after making eye
"Woah, ah ah hey."
>You give a crooked simile, as Brad looks at you funny before turning around to see for himself
>"OH! Wow, you like came out of nowhere!"
>In front of you both was the girl herself
>*giggle* "Sorry, I tend to do that when there's an exceptionally high amount of negative Qi in the air or when someone is emotionally distraught."
>You and Brad both put on a rather confused look
"Qi-?"
>Brad interrupts you
>"Well! Where do we begin? Well im Brad but you probably knew that already and this here is my good frien-"
>"Norman Normal. Very nice to meet you, really but im going have to decline your offer for now. The Great Earth Mother requires my assistance this weekend with the animals at the shelter but I am available the fourth Sunday of this month if you're still interested."
>Wait how did she know that?
>Both you and Brad look at each, than back at her both equally confused
"How did you know that?"
>"Your soul reads like an open book. It must of been devastating when your Aryan Beauty rejected your cry for love and I do admit you dont deserve the ridicule most people lay upon you."
>You say nothing as Brad chips in
>"Ooookay.....well i guess Sunday it is, common Norman lets go to Burgerphile and get you a chocolate swirly. My treat!"
>Brad grabs your shoulder in a hurry to leave, until Flow starts to talking again
>"I really find your dictation towards your friend quite admirable Mr. Sentry, compared to your other acts of raging lust and rape amongst the students of this school."
>Brad instantly turns around with a look of pure WAT and fear after hearing her
>"WHO TOLD YOU THAT!"
>He takes a step back and starts pointing at her
"I can see people's auras, its right there next your incestual desire to mate with your sister and your bladder control issues"
>Your jaw drops
>Brad on the other hand is sweating profusely, with his eye dashing right and left and then towards his chest looking for something
>"AH-AH-AH!"
>Flow just stands there smiling and staring at him without blinking
>Creepy
>"S-STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
>And with that; Brad storms off like a wild Kenyan to the emergency exist, screaming bloody marry all the way through
>"Ummmm, what an odd boy."
>Flow says watching with you
*clears throat* "W-well that's Brad for ya, always running around getting in who knows how much trouble.Heh Heh."
>"Oh!"
>Flow yells turning to you
>"I never formally introduced myself, my name is Flow Marigold and it was very nice to meet you today Norman."
>With both hands she takes one of your pasta arms and starts shaking it
>"Its just a shame we dont have any more time to talk but i really must be going."
>She lets go and picks up her bag on the floor
>"That chemistry test you have tomorrow seems very stressful, i wont mind making some room in my schedule to hang out with you for a bit. I mean if its alright with you."
>She gives off a fairly cute simile as she looks down to her legs awaiting your response
"I-I-Okay...."
>"Then its a date!"
>She perks up and gives you a quick hug
>"I'll be there in the front of the school at 4:30 sharp, dont forget!"
>And with that she frolics out the door behind you, leaving you in a state of shock and awe
>Well damn, that just happened
"Why is there so many weird woman invading my life now?"
>You say to yourself alone as you slowly make your way to the exist
>Eh, cant be any worse than the dinner date with Aryan