Goodjob Fingerbang!
In July 2013, there was something new, what could it be?
Something awesome, something for me?
Ah a fresh new thread, a place I could hang
What was it called? Of course, Fingerbang!
Want some fun, not so thinky? Why not come to a party, and fuck ol' Pinkie
Or someone loyal, someone fast? Get to the field and bang Rainbow Dash
More of intimacy, Not wanting the lack? Go to the country, and fuck Applejack
More romantic? Smart and bright? Get your notes, bang Twilight
Like some kindness, animals who fly? Come to the forest and fuck Fluttershy
Not last, nor least, get her, then you're beast,
She's generous, perfect clarity, Go behind the bleachers, and Fingerbang Rarity
So, here at thread, we'd like to thank you for the fun
This is your home, a place to hang
Never forget the thread, the one called Fingerbang