The rise of plumpness
>"Anon by order of her highness princess celestia your under arrest."
>sensing danger, Anon resorted to his only tactic for defending against herds of men.
>He whipped out his dick
>"please sir, just...just come with us"
"if you come any closer I swear you'll regret it"
>the guards approached, Anon began to jerk it with the fury of a thousands suns.
"I'm warning you, I will unleash the wraith of a monsoon upon you."
>Anon begins to become inflamed, the earth beneath him begins to crack and tremble as his hair glows a golden sapphire
>the guards begin to move back fearing the inevitable
>"wa.. what are you doing?"
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"
>a red beam begins to charge around Anons penis, and with one final mighty stroke a laser beam of pure energy fires from his member.
>A single guard is caught in it's cross fire and screams in agony as he is burnt to a crisp.
"That was just warning, leave me to business with the princess."
>sensing he is overpowered the other guard quickly retreats and Anon enters the castle
>fedora on and in the nude he enters like a fat naked Clint Eastwood, into a room of party goers who all stopped and stared at the curiosity before them.
 
"PRINCESS SUNASS I'M CALLING YOU OUT!"
 
>Anon then tips his fedora with such intensity that all other ponies in the room are thrown against the walls; tables are toppled and mares begin screaming as a result of it's intensity.
>like a majestic eagle a white horned Alicorn enters the room, and stands before Anon.
>"Anon, your villainy knows no bounds, surrender now or face the wraith of equestria."
"My lady it is you who should be fearful of me.
>"Then you've chosen your path."
>the two quickly begin to glide across the room in a circle
>celistia with her mighty wings and Anon with the power of internet wizardry.
>screaming the oaths of his people Anon fires flames of DOGE at the queen. striking her down and burning her wings
"surrender my lady, you are no match for the mighty neck beard."
>sensing her defeat celestia charges at Anon stabbing him in the chest.
>lard begins to leak out of the holes made
>"what is the power of a neck beard to a God?"
>Anon grabs celestia with her horn still lodged between the ripples of fat and lifts her above his gross head
"What's a GOD to a non believer!!"
>tossing her on the ground the queen was finished, her back broke and her wings chard.
>"what... what do you even want."
"for you to make twilight a unicorn again, gosh I mean hasbroo only did it to sell merch to faggots."
>confused "I don't even know who hasbroo is?"
>In a deep might roar
"SILENCE, I HAVE SPOKEN."
>"I refuse."
"Then suffer"
>Anon begins to jerk his mighty weenier before the objects float and Anon begins fly hand still on his johnsen.
 
"Last chance.:
>"I would rather die then give into a tyrant."
"than die a hero."
>Anon fires his mighty beam across celestia's wings disintegrating as she screams out in agony. and anon moaning in pleasure
"OHHH yea"....
"I rule these halls now, all will bow before my corpulence"
>The nobles in the room bow before the naked blob
>years pass as the kingdom falls due to poor maintenance and Anon sits upon a throne
>a Dakimakura body pillow on one side and a golden fedora upon his head.
>At his feet lie princess Celestia blindfolded and wings burned.
>Equistria would be ruled for a thousand years by the mighty neck beard until he finally died from a chicken bone while chocking his chicken on his throne.
>This thousand years he ruled was known as the age of plumpness.