>Great
>Another night where Berry Punch came back home drunk as shit
>"Heeeeyyyy Anon! How're you doinnnn, love~?"
>While at first, it was pretty cute, two years into this marriage, it was starting to bug you
>It was an immense problem, at this point.
>All the wine, beer, other hard liquors she consumed that still amazes you as to how she hadn't killed over yet
>You don't want that to happen
"Berry, c'mon, sit with me, let's talk."
>You pat the seat of the couch beside you
>Her giggling rings through your ears
>Berry's face changes from a fun drunk to a sly love-sucking changeling
>The atmosphere of the room changed rather quickly
>Little big Anon Jr. rises up slowly
>No no no no god fucking damnit
>"Why, Anon! If I didn't know, I'd say you're wanting a little fuuuuuck!" She laughed slowly, stumbling on your lap
>You don't want it, but your dick wanted it
"B-Berry, c'mon, be serious for a minute. You need to chill with the drinking. It's fucking you up."
>She looks up at you and stares in your face
>A snort turns to a cackling episode
>"AHAHA! Haha! Anon, you don't have to worry!" She hiccuped a bit. "I know muy limits!"
>Her hooves and teeth work together expertly to unbuckle your pants
>You aren't going to succumb to her persuasions
>Before you could stop her, she nuzzles against your cock, her tongue sliding through the cracks of your boxers and gliding against the shaft
>You shuddered at her sloppy licks
>Judgement.exe has stopped working
>Executing fuckmode.exe
 
>The sun shone in as it started to rise up
>Its glare roused your uncomfortableness and got you up
>You stand on your two feet and close the curtains
>With a yawn, you go back and lay back down on the bed
>Closing your eyes, you await a small nap
>Until you hear the sounds of gulping in the background
>Opening your eyes and moving your head, you see Berry Punch drinking wine from the bottle
"Berry, we really need to have this talk." You say sternly as you sat up.
>She groans and set the bottle down
>"Not noooow. My body is in such a hangover." She complains
>You shake your head
>You aren't dealing with this anymore
"Either the alcohol will kill you or I will because I've had it to here with this." You raise your hand and your voice.
>Her head shudders and her hooves hold her head
>"C'mon, Anooooon! I know I have a problem! I'm just building up confidence to go get help!" She yells at you
>Because building confidence means drinking to gain that confidence
>You agree you don't have that much confidence since you're really introverted
>But you don't drink that much
>Only celebrations or certain occasions
>Berry Punch?
>Everyday is a reason for drinking
>You rub your face and get up
"Well, try not to get shitfaced this early in the morning. We both have work today." You say, going to the closet and grabbing a set of clothes.
>Grabbing a flannel, jeans, and a towel, you head to the bathroom
 
>Turning on the water, you set it so that it's hot.
>Hot enough that it won't burn, but it also won't be lukewarm
>Running your fingers through your hair after slapping some shampoo on, you try not to think about last night
>It was good, yes, but you really need to control yourself and be focused
>You should've been stern with Berry Punch, but you instead opted to fuck the drunk out of her
>You think you might've gotten drunk just eating her out
>Naaaah
>Forget about it, address it after work
>You're gonna pick her up from the brewery and go to Twilight Sparkle about this
>She is the bae
>The Danish word for shit
>She is the shit
>Shit
>Shit
>Fuck out of here, Kid Rock
>That is the only song you're memorable for
>Just as you lather the soap on the loofah, you hear the door open
>"Anooon~" Berry punch sing songs. "Lemme use the bathroom real quick."
"No. Wait until I get out. It won't be long."
>You can feel her presence move toward the toilet
>The sound of her pissing in the toilet makes you groan as you rush to clean yourself
>She's drunk and holy shit she is going to do it
>The sound reduces in volume
>C'mon! Scrub those ass and balls!
>She stopped pissing
>Rinse those ass and balls!
>Her hooves hit the floor
>Fuck fuck fuck rinse!
>Just as the flushing noise is heard, the water gets hotter
"OH SHIT!" You turn off the water quickly before it got scalding hot.
>You open the curtains and glare at her.
>She takes a good look at you before smirking
>"Already ready for round 2? But we'll be late for work!"
"Get out and go downstairs." You push her out the door and close it shut.
 
>You decided for the both of you to eat out for breakfast
>You would've made it, but you just don't have it in you for the moment
>No, round 2 didn't happen
>As much to the chagrin of Anon Jr., it was something that you can't do anymore
>The nights of having her come back from drinking
>Getting her from the station for public indecency and intoxication
>Having to fuck up every intoxicated stallion trying to get their way with her
>The last one is a good stress reliever
>At least she retained the judgement to know she was still married and not fuck other stallions
>But it keeps nibbling at you at the back of your mind
>No, she made it pretty clear last time you doubted her
>But aside from all that, you can't deal with her drunk every damned day
>You both are at the Sixes and Sevens Cafe
>Ran solely by Discord, who you would unironically call him bro
>You both had a connection since your arrival
>He told you stories of his chaotic life and you told him the tales from 4chan
>He loves them all
>"A croissant cheese omelette for you and the fruit salad bowl for the gentleman's wife!" Discord exclaims, tipping his chef hat to you
>Goddamnit you wish you never told Discord those kinds of stories, sometimes
>Leaving you two alone, you look at Berry Punch and watch her eat her fruit salad
>She was solemn looking, knowing what you were going to say
>You aren't going to, though
>You'll wait until she says it
>Taking a bite, you keep a still, calm look
>She closes her eyes and sighs, "I know...I need to see a doctor for my alcoholism."
"It isn't going to be just any doctor. It's gonna be Twilight." You take another bite and watch her almost choke on her grapes.
>She spat it out, whole and covered in saliva
>"You what?!" She nearly screams her head off
>To your right, you hear a snap of Discord's fingers as a sound bubble surrounds you
>Discord truly is a bro for this
>You don't want to make another scene
 
"Berry, I don't have any other choice! Every time we try, you fall back into the cycle and it's frustrating for you to do this." You pinch your eyebrows.
>You didn't really want to depend on the princess
>She has a lot going on
>Adventures, fixing her friends' problems, fixing everyone's problem, anything involving the magic of friendship
>Sounds really fucking childish, but that's what goes on in this utopian society
>"Anon, this is embarrassing! She is the princess! I'm a commoner. She doesn't have the time to-"
>You hold your hands up to stop her
>You point at yourself
"But I'm a fucking human, the only species in my race on this planet. I'm, excuse the pun, a rarity to this whole planet. In some sort of societal law, I'm worth more than the princesses themselves."
>She stops and thinks it through her drunken mind
"And Twilight may be a princess, but she doesn't want to be treated highly. She repeats this every time but ponies here still now to her. She is a true friend of the people and we're going to see her after your shift. No bullshitting around."
>You get up and sit next to her, wrapping your arms around the soon the be sniveling pony who was your wife
>It was something that needs to be changed
>She may have a cutie mark pertaining to assortments of berries coincidentally put in wine or other liquor, this was getting dangerous
>She makes the best damned drinks, no doubt
>She needs to learn not to drink it all
>Her head nods up and down, wiping her eyes with her hooves and taking gulps of air while trying to hold it in
>"Alright, Anon. I'll go...but I promise nothing if I do get out of work intoxicated."
>You groan and peck her cheek
"It's all I ask. We go straight after work." You go back to your seat and grab your croissant.
>Signaling Discord, he makes the bubble dissipate and waves
>"You two have an pleasurably chaotic day!" He says as mixes coffee and a donut together
>You nod to him as he takes out a crumb cake donut
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle and you are nervous
>Anon is asking you to help his wife, Berry Punch, from her alcohol addiction
>You are no psychologist, but you are going to try your best finding the root of the problem
>You look through books of psychology to find some sort of solutions
>Schools of structuralism, behaviorism, psychoanalysis, all of these types of schools can give so much solutions that it's hard to choose which one to pick
>You put them down and rub your head
>You are no psychologist, but you are damned if you aren't going for try to help
>"Something wrong, dear?" Looking back, you see your newly wedded husband, Flash Sentry, walking in the room
>A smile and a shake, you turn away from the books and trot to him
"Nothing, just waiting until the hour comes where I help Anon and Berry Punch with their problem." You pecked his cheeks.
>He smiles and walks in, skimming through the books and raising an eyebrow as he reads them
>"Whoa, these are way in depth. I don't know how you unicorns can read so fast." He chuckled a bit.
"I'm an Alicorn, you butt!" You puff your cheeks. A moment later, you sigh and nod from the previous comment. "Yeah, they are in depth. I don't know whether or not to try this out or work my magic the old fashion way."
>Flash wraps a hoof around your shoulder
"Relax, Twi. It is just Anon and Berry Punch. I know this is a step up from working on friendship problems to marriage problems, but he trusts you." He calms you down. "Whatever works for you. You're the princess and you're going to help fix their problem."
>He really does help and you love him for it
>You kiss his lips and smile
"I love you, Flash."
>"I love you, Twilight. Now do what you need to do. I'm off to train the recruits." He kisses you back and walks out of the room
>This was the boost you need to think of what to do
 
>Going toward the locker rooms in a nearby trailer, you grab your tools and yellow hardhat
>You may not be as strong as the earth ponies, the magic abilities of a unicorn, or the wings of a pegasus, but you had fingers
>You could stand taller than they can, climb easier, do things like a monkey, in their eyes
>But to them, you're a gorilla
>Their readings doesn't bother you much since you are pretty damned useful
>You walk out of the trailer and go into the construction yard
>This was where Tirek rekt the treehouse
>And it's being remodeled into some sort of community center or whatever the fuck kind of thing they do
>It isn't your business
>You work, get your bits, and get out
>Holding up plaster walls
>Wiring wires around
>Hammering nails down
>This is essentially your work
>It keeps you fit, at least
>After doing the last of the staircase, you were given an hour long break
>The boss was hard but fair, giving long breaks to those who work hard and deserved it
>Going into the trailers to put your tools in the locker, you think of what you'll do after work
>Grab Berry then off to Twilight's castle
>You hope she isn't go into be a pain when you get her
>She looked pretty fucking scared when you said that you're bringing her to Twilight
>Whatever, you have break so let's focus on that
>Food is good let's get good please
>Your stomach is excited for food
>Leaving, you head your way to the only place closeby: Sugarcube Corner
>It's good, but it could be better
>As in, give that fucking cocaine pony a tranquilizer to calm the fuck down
>That or-
>"Oh my gosh, Anon, hiiiii!"
>Not that creepy human loving pony
 
>The disposition Lyra has is much worse than Pinkie Pie
>She is the only pony who knows a lot of shit about the human body and the mind
>Seems like humans were here before according to her
>But you're a real live one
>"Are the workers still teasing you? I keep reporting them but-"
"Lyra, it's fine. They can call my monkey or gorilla, I don't care. The guys know I think just like them so it's all good."
>She sighs and mashes your cheeks together
>"I know but you deserve to be treated with respect! You're the only one left and-"
"I'm not. Just some magical mumbo jumbo shit that got me here. There's more humans, but for now, I'm the only one."
>You push the crazy self proclaimed anthropologist pony out of the way
"I want to get lunch alone."
>She still follows you even into Sugarcube Corner
>Thank fuck
>Mrs. Cake was working the register
>She greets you with a smile and hands you a plate of the usual glazed apple jam donuts
>"Here's the usual, Anon!" Such a nice mare
>You pay her and sit down, chowing on the apple laced donut
>Lyra say down in front of you and slowly went into a calm demeanor
>"Anon..."
"I swear, you start confessing your love to me or something-"
>She blushes and shakes her head, waving her hooves
>"Anon! No, I just wanted to ask if I could seriously do an experiment with you. We haven't seen your kind in so long and I'm just wondering if things are different between you and the last human here."
>She was now speaking sense
>A serious experiment and research
>You guess it can be some sort of comparison between the last human and you, to see if there was any sort of differences
>Who knows, it could be someone from the past or future of your Earth
>Maybe a different universe!
"Alright, Lyra, I'll bite and say yes." You smile as she starts jumping for joy.
>"Thank you, Anon! You have no idea how much this means to me." She wraps an arm around you
"But not today. Berry Punch and I are seeing the princess today."
 
>She nods and sat down again
>This time, the conversation starts flowing normally from both sides
>Holy shit, this is a first for Lyra
>She is literally crazy about you
>The only reason being is that you're human, what she believes to be a mythological figure of pre-Equestrian times
>If she has documents from the previous human, then this shit would be well over a thousand years old
>Oh well, this would be fun
 
>Holy shit holy shit holy shit
>Anon, that shit mangler, he could've dragged you to the psych ward or to the doctors or even fucking school to ask for help
>But he got the princess involved
>You are Berry Punch and yes, you're mad
>200%MAD.jpeg
>But you're also worried that the princess is going to judge you
>This is a big fucking deal
>When you told your aunt, she let you out and let you have the day to prepare yourself
>Your boss was your aunt and she was always lenient with you
>That and you're about to take over the brewery when she retires
>That, coupled with Anon's frustrations and the appointment tonight is terrorizing your mind
>This is going to suck and you'll make an ass of yourself
>Would you need a dress?
>Would you need to make yourself look more presentable than you already are?
>The questions blaze through your mind and you feel really stressed
>You walk in your house and look in one of the kitchen cabinets
>You feel like a bourbon would take a bit of the edge off
>Unlocking the cabinet, you open it and grab a bottle of bourbon
>Taking long gulps, you put it on the desk and cringe
>Alcohol did wonders, but it shouldn't be made to fuck you up
>You giggle and look at it again
>Maybe a couple sips wouldn't hurt.
>Chug chug chug
>Chug chug chug
>In five minutes, you were halfway done
>Putting the bourbon away, you shakily walk outside and lock the door
>You need to find Anon so you can fix this
>You are sure you can fix this
 
>Stumbling a little, you walk your way to the castle
>You were a little off balance, but when you get there, you can make yourself look presentable and not look drunk
>Let's do a quick test!
>Slowly, your hooves move straight, as if on a line
>You get a little wobbly, but you don't miss a step
>This was so easy
>Now you can probably speak eloquently
"Sea shells she hells by the she sure."
>Huh, that one probably might not work
>Maybe...
"Pony Pecker picked a pickled penis."
>You snort and giggle at the accidental slip up
>You sit on your rump and laugh loudly, at yourself
>"Damn, drunk already?"
>Looking to your left, you see Prince Sentry with a couple of recruits
"O-Oh shit Prince Sentry!" You go for a bow, but your hindlegs push out and you land on your face
>The recruits behind the prince start laughing
>Oh, you could see this already
>Hey Princess Twilight, I ran into Anon's drunk wife!
>Oh, how unfortunate. What happened?
>She fell on her ass bowing! Shit, the recruits haven't had a laugh like that since boot camp!
>Holy shit, how embarrassing! Why did Anon marry her again? Was it out of pity?
>Who knows! She doesn't remember!
>You felt embarrassment and covered your face
>"Hey, recruits! Knock it off!" His voice barks at the new soldiers
>They shut up and prepare for the onslaught that they were about to face
>"Go right out in the center of the street!" He commands
>The recruits listen and walk right in the street in an orderly fashion
>"Thirty push-ups, face planting against the dirt. NOW!"
>They did as they were told, hitting their faces against the dirt and watching as other ponies walking by chuckle at the sight
 
>"Sorry about their behavior. They're recruits and I'm making sure they learn damn well who they're protecting."
>You struggle to get up, with your sense of balance all awry and whatnot
>After getting on all fours, you stay still and try to wait for the dizziness to pass
>You decide to make some sort of small talk as you wait
"T-Thanks, doll. Err..." Fuck, fix it. "D...handsome..."
>"Wow, maybe I'll get what you're having." He chuckles a bit. "Well, when the recruits are done with their display of embarrassment, I'll take you to the castle."
"Yo-You dun hafta doooo all that! I'm a big mare, just like Anon! I can...wait, hold on..." You stop yourself
>All Prince Sentry could do was just smile and wait
>"I believe you called your husband a mare. Are you sure?"
"No hold your horses, I got this...Hey, I was supposed to figure that out!" You pout a bit and walk off to the castle
>You giggle and hiccup as you trot your way toward the castle
>Hey, the door seemed to be getting bigger.
>Why is-
BUMP
"Oww!" You stagger back and land on your rump, holding your nose. "Who puts a doooooor here?"
>The door opens, revealing the Princess of Friendship herself
>Twilight Sparkle
>Where are your manners?!
>You gotta bow when in the presence of royalty!
>Getting back up, you go back down to bow
>Only to hit face first into the ground again
 
 
>Goddamnit, how much are you going to embarrass yourself today?
>"Are you okay?" The princess asks, bringing you up to your feet and helping you inside
>You start to go into hysterics from how much you were embarrassing yourself today
>Where is the oxygen?
>There is no air.
>"Berry, breathe! Inhale..." Twilight is in front of you, breathing in. "Exhale." She breathes out and waits for you
>You copy her actions
>Inhale
>Letting the oxygen come into your lungs
>You hold it a little just to bundle up the bad thoughts
>Exhale
>You let them out
>The princess' nose wrinkles up
>"You've been drinking?"
>You think it's time to panic right about now
>You sob uncontrollably, having no sense of control at this point
"I'm sorry, Princess! It's just that Anon just threw this on me this morning and I've been panicking since. I tried and tried and this is just something that I can't control and it hurts that it hurts him and I don't know what to dooohoohoohooooooo!"
>Slumping forward, you wrap your arms around her and let the tears flow
 
>This took you by surprise
>You probably didn't expect to add 'consoling a drunken mare' to your resume of life
>Twilight Sparkle, how is this your life?
>Well, she is in need of your advice.
>And by Celestia, you are going to give it to her
>But this kind of thing isn't your department
>Princess Cadence and your BBBFF has more of an experience for this kind of thing than you do
>But Anon specifically asked you to help him fix her alcoholism
>And he is your friend
>Would this even count as a friendship problem?
>You have a hard time racking your brain that you forget you have a drunken mare to comfort
"Shh, it's alright, Berry. I...I don't know what to say, actually. I know I'm a princess and all, but I want you to think of me as a normal pony. Try to remember when I was just a simple librarian here."
>She looks in your eyes and starts to tear up
>"Anon is working on where your treehouse use to be!" She sobs again.
 
>Wow, she is really drunk
>Yeah, you lost the library during Tirek's Rampage, but you gained a new home and dedicated a wing of the castle to the library
>Looking at the clock, you see that it's only 12 PM in the afternoon
>You have to commend Anon, at this point
>He married a drunk mare and could've gotten all the booze he ever wanted, since she works the brewery
>Oh wait, he does and he does hook you and your friends up from time to time when you ask
>But lately, work on Ponyville's construction project has made him busy and tired
>"Anon's busting his balls at work, right about now. I wish I could bust them for his tasty-"
>Your horn lights up and shuts her mouth shut
"I don't need to hear that, Berry. That's too much info!" You squeeze your eyes shut and try to get that thought out of your head. "Anyway, we need to get you some rest, at least. Drinking alcohol this early is bad for you."
>Berry nods and shakily gets up, still tearing up a bit from her small episode
>"Alright, princess."
"Twilight." You correct her
>"Sorry, Princelight Sparkleness."
>You manage to suppress a snort from that random jumbled mess of words
>Time to let her sleep it off
>When you bring her to the guest bedroom, you see her wobble a bit and her eyes slowly closing before opening.
>"Th-Thanks again, your Twilightness. Good night!" She smiles and closes the door.
>A few moments later, you hear a loud snore coming from the room.
>You giggle and think that even though Anon may have married a crazy drunk loving pony, she was a sweet mare down underneath with a comedic personality
>You hope Anon doesn't work too hard at work
 
>"Alright, Anon. You earned your pay. Here's 75 bits." The boss hands you a bag of bits.
>"'ey! Why does he-"
>"Can it! He's busting his balls more than us Earth Ponies today. Bring up the slack tomorrow and you'll get as much as him."
>What a cool dude
 
>You are Anon and boy, you feel like you've been switching a lot in terms of perspectives
>But that's only a gut feeling you have
>You ignore it and continue down your path to the castle
>If only you could fly to the castle
>Probably would end in crashing into it
>Feeling a presence behind you, you look to see Lyra a few feet away
>"Hey! Uhh, before you go. I just wanted to apologize for all the times I've been ahh...hyperactive." She says with a tone you closely compare it to embarrassment.
>You shrug and chuckle
"Don't mention it. You brought up some valid points. Tomorrow, after work, Berry Punch and i could come visit and we can look over the thing you wanted to talk about."
>"You mean compare between the last human here and you? Awesome!" She smiles and pecks your cheek. "See you two, then!"
>Wait, what the...
>That better be a platonic kiss on the cheek
>You're a married man and that shit could...
>Fatigue is on your ass, so you're probably thinking too much on it
>You gotta get to the castle
>When you do get there, you see a bunch of soldiers, definitely new recruits, looking at you uncomfortably
>Something must have happened inside the castle
>You hope to God that Berry Punch didn't make some sort of scene when she got here
>You also hope she isn't drunk
>She needs to get her shit together and you are making it happen today
>Opening the doors, you walk in and look around the atrium
>The chandeliers are sparkling and is begging for you to swing on it
>Because why not?
>"Please, I gotta leave! I'm sorry I made a scene like that in front of you."
>"Berry, it isn't that bad. You were drunk, and things happen when you're drunk."
>"I can't I gotta go."
>"You aren't leaving, just sit down and wait!"
>You follow the sounds of arguing that was happening somewhere in the castle
>Shit, this place has that great of an acoustic that you might just announce your presence in a sort of wacky way
"Honey, I'm hoooooooooome!" You shout in falsetto.
 
>"He's here. I'm sorry, but you might as well face the music." You hear Twilight's voice as you go up the steps and walk down the second floor main hall.
>"Oh fuck. He probably heard that I'm drunk, already!" You hear Berry's distressed voice.
>Honestly, it hurt for you to hear her like that
>It was the reason why you let this go on for so long
>She deserves some sort of happiness, right?
>Even if it is in a form of an unhealthy addiction
>But enough is enough, it seems.
>It needs to stop
"C'mon, buddy boy." You murmur to yourself. "Be the wacky son of a bitch you are."
>You slap your cheeks and find the room you're scheduled to be in
>You push the doors open and inhale
>"Anon, stop whatever it is you're going to do." Twilight commanded in a serious tone. "Just sit down next to your wife."
>You exhale and pout like the enragement child you are
>But you get serious and sit down next to Berry Punch
>She is shaky and nervous about this
>Which you understand, considering you both put yourselves into this position
>Well, more so her
>"Now, everyone is here. Perfect." Twilight says as her magic picks up a clipboard and a feather and ink.
>The feather brings some good find memories of the old cartoons they play
>If only...
>"So, Berry Punch, we're going to jump straight into it. Why do you drink?" Twilight asks.
>You're not surprised, at this point
>Twilight Sparkle may be princess, but she experiments on how to interact with the public
>And here she is doing it
>"I...I usually fib, telling the previous doctors and such that it's probably just genes and genetics." Berry Punch starts.
>Huh, you hope that the genetics doesn't come with compulsive lying, if that's the case
>"But, you are the princess and I guess this is...gonna have to come out." Berry inhales and exhales sharply
>She is a nervous wreck
>You never seen her like this before
>You opted to stay silent so you don't trigger her to lash out
>"Take your time, Berry." Twilight reassures her.
 
>"Okay...but, the reason I drink...I...I just hate who I am."
>Twilight, who was previously writing before, stops and looks up.
>You were caught off by that, too
"Hun, what...are you-"
>"I hate who I am, Anonymous!" Your wife yells. "There, I said it!"
>Twilight looks at her with concern in her eyes
>"Why? How could anypony live to hate who they are?" She seemed to have never experienced this sort of thing before
>Berry Punch sits down and wipes her tears, shaking and speaking
>"When I drink, I lose some of my inhibitions and interact easily with others. I can make friends easily. I managed to marry Anon!"
>"But sober? Forget it! Crippling anxiety, I think too much on what to say, I shut myself out, and I hate that! I can't stand being like that!"
>"And it's getting better now that my aunt is retiring and putting me in charge of the brewery. I'll make wine out the ass and not only that, be drunk 24/7 so I don't have to feel those debilitating effects!"
>Holy fucking shit, this was a lot to learn
>Honestly, you can say that you've never had a day in your married lives that you seen her sober
>She's really dependent on it
>"Have you ever acted like this prior to drinking over and over?" Twilight asked
>Berry chuckles and scratches her face with her hooves
>"Tried it when I got into high school. I had two friends helping me out and letting me try a lot of it. It was after that that I got another friend. And then four friends, five, ten, twenty, fifty."
>"Soon, the whole school was my friend because of my drunken stupor and I make great drinks at parties." She giggle nervously.
>You stay silent and breathe out a bit
"Can't say I'm surprised." You speak aloud.
>You look your wife in the eyes
"Like, we all have our problems and we fix them differently than others. But there's a fine line to know when that solution might kill you later on. The drinking will definitely get you killed."
>Berry Punch sighs a bit and presses her hooves against her face
 
>"I wish it were that easy, Anon! I really do, but I can't!" She puts her left hoof out
>You can see how shaky she's getting
>She snaps it back and her face becomes flushed with embarrassment
>"I can't do this without drinking. I'd rather be drunk and forget my blunders instead of remembering them from when I'm sober."
>You stay silent and run a hand over your face.
>There was nothing you can say.
>Twilight finished writing on the clipboard and set it down
>"Alright. From what I can tell, Anon is starting to be sick of your constant drunken state. So Berry, here's what I propose you do." She sets out a calendar and writes some notes out.
>"Starting tomorrow, you will drink."
>You glare at Twilight
>She's a dead mare
>"But lower than what you normally drink."
>You exhale a bit.
>You know what she's doing
>"From this day forward, drink less and less each day. I'm putting in notes on alcohol consumption just in case."
>Berry looks up and rubs a hoof to her chin
>"So, instead of twelve glasses a day, go lower?"
>Princess Twilight could only nod
>"And Anon will have to track what you are doing. Just so you don't get a second thought."
>You groan, but you accept
>With that, Twilight puts down the clipboard, feather, and inkwell
>"Aaaaand that's it. Drop by, if anything happens"
 
>You can't help but feel bad for Twilight in this particular situation
>She doesn't know how to deal with affairs of love
>But this wasn't about love
>This was about your wife!
>Here she is, sad and lonely with only a bottles of booze to keep her company
>You feel that you're being cucked by the damn dark glass bottles
>Maybe you could break a few of them just to relieve the stress
>Breaking things is always a good stress reliever
>And you're going to get her back from those fuckers
>You get up and pick Berry Punch up with your arms
>"W-Whoa, hey, what are you doing?!" She exclaims with a blush.
>When you married her, you could barely carry her because you were a bit of a twig
>Two years of nothing but construction work made you buff
"Going home. In style." You grin as you nod to Twilight
>She shook her head and giggled a bit. "Goodbye, you two. Tell me if it works in the next month."
"Sure thing!" You say as you walk out the door and into the hallway.
>Heading down the stairs and out the castle, you notice that Berry Punch has a forlorn look on her face
>She really regrets having to rely on drinking to change herself
>You should've noticed it before, but it's better late than never that you catch it
>Murmuring, you start to attempt to break the ice a bit
"Hey...uh..." You start off rather bashful. "...I just want you to know that..."
>She looks up at you and awaits what you need to say
"That no matter what, I'll always love you." You peck her forehead.
>You could've sang it the way it was meant to be sung in memory of Dolly Parton
>Maybe JonTron, but this was serious
>She needs you to be her anchor right about now
 
>She giggles a bit and kisses your cheeks
>"You're such a dork." She sighs contently and lays in your arms. "Can we start with that drink now or...?"
>You raise your eyebrows a bit and think
>Would it kill her to start now?
>Obviously not, but you aren't sure if now's a good time to start
>Hmm...naaaaaah
"Not tonight, Berry Booty." you respond nonchalantly. "But tomorrow, you will."
>She pouts and looks away, but still has that look in her eye
>"Aww, but the night is so young!"
>Holy shit, a talking barrel!
>Oh wait, it's Discord
>You stop and chuckle a little bit as the wooden boards of the barrel break apart and shape itself into the manifestation of Chaos itself
"What's up, Discord?" You chuckle a bit from his kooky appearance
>"Oh, just cleaning up shop and planning a sweet vacation to Fluttershy's house." He says as you all go down the same path. "Probably open it tomorrow at 7:06 on the mark."
>Him and opening up his cafe at random intervals
>He literally makes damned good coffee that would put any other to shame
>That's why he hasn't been bankrupt
>Ponies get angry with him because he opens it whenever he wants to, but they forget when they drink his coffee
>"At least give us a small box of 'em. I'm going to be drinking anyway." Berry Punch asks him.
"Goddamnit it, Berry, do-"
>Discord claps his hands and makes the box of coffee come out of your head
>Kind of like the ones in Dunkin' Donuts back on Earth, the Box of Joe's
 
>"Well, that looks tacky, but oh well, it has my coffee in it!" He exclaims.
>He inspects it a little before propping it on Berry's stomach
>"Don't know who this Joe, is. Better not be Donut Joe. His donuts are amazing, but what a cheapskate."
"It isn't Donut Joe. It's Dunkin Donuts. They're a company that makes donuts and coffee back home."
>Discord stops in his tracks and looks at you before looking up at the sky turning dark
>"Thank you, Anon." He whispers before snapping his fingers and disappearing
>Shit, you hope that doesn't kill Donut Joe's company
>Maybe they'll collaborate, but who knows
>Discord is a wildcard
>Back at the task at hand, you're almost home with your pony wife holding on to the Box of Discoes
>Wait, the...fuck it, it's Discord
"Be lucky that you're drinking tonight." You breathe a little bit.
>"I love you~!" She whines and snuggles up against you. "You give me kisses and rubs and nosey noses and-"
>You hear a bunch of snickering from the ponies walking by
>Oh well, you don't care about a little bit of P.D.A., as long as she doesn't go too far
>Ah, here it is!
>You grab your keys and unlock the lock
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
"Everybody do the dinosaur!" You sing as you spin around and close the door behind you.
>"Explain to me why I married you." Berry Punch groans as you spin around.
 
>You sigh and go up the stairs of this giant fucking palace
>The recruits were a bit rebellious after making them embarrass themselves out in public
>You may be a bit lenient, but you will be hard when it comes to duty
>You are Flash Sentry, and you need a drink
>Nothing like orange juice or water, but maybe some Absinthe
>Ponies in the colonies of La Hoofelle know how to make good drinks
>You learned that when you went with Twilight to one of those uppity balls one of the nobles in Canterlot was having
>Fancy Pants was a cool dude, though
>In the kitchen, you go to the fridge and open the drawers of drinks
>"Orange juice, apple juice, cider, when did she- Aha!" You find the clear bottle holding the green liquids
>You open it up and pour a small shot into a fancy looking glass just for the absinthe
>Closing it and putting it back in the fridge, you take some honey and-
>"Drinking without me?" The container of honey flies out of your reach in a purple aura
>Oh shit, Twilight
"OH umm...h-hey, Twilight." You wave, having a hoof on the back of your neck. "Sorry about this, I just...uhh"
>"The recruits being a bit too hard on you?" She says, closing up on you and giggling. "It's alright, you do it in moderation. Unlike Berry."
>Wow, ouch, that was...
>"But I can't blame her. So much pressure and anxiety that she feels the need to drink to not be herself."
"I take it you found out something that both you and Anon didn't know?"
>"Yeah and..." She looks down and leans on the counter, looking at various objects. "...it's sad. I was in her position once, but it was when I had the Elements of Harmony that I made friends and eventually, met you."
>She looks away, but pours out honey around the rim of the glass
>Damn, the whole thing is getting you sad now.
 
>You take the shot of the absinthe and lick the honey around the rim
>Ignoring the taste and putting the glass back down, you start
"I see where you're coming from. I think...the both of you are pretty similar." You start out. "You both found things that got you friends, friends, and even more friends. It's called circumstance, I think"
>She perks up a little from what you said
>Her eyes look up at the ceiling as you explain to her this
"Yeah, the way she's doing it is unhealthy for her, but drinking was what got her here, just like how the Helements of Armory got you here."
>A snort comes forth from her lips
>Her hooves clamp them down to keep from laughing
"No, seriously. She's a commoner and you're born in a higher class than her. Differences in class and ffffffuck, Twilight, of course!" You bop yourself on the head. "It's that whole nature vs. nurture thing! She was raised differently than you!"
>Your ramblings gotten her to the point where she belted out laughing, and falling on the floor
>You were about to yell when you hear your stomach yelling at you
>That's right, you didn't eat
>And now you're drunk
>You chuckle at that revelation, slowly going into a full blown all out laughter
>Falling on the floor beside her, you two share your moment until the laughter subsides
"Hey, Twiiiiilight?"
>"Yes, Flash?"
"......I'm drunk."
 
>Today is when you'll start this seemingly bad treatment
>Take alcohol to cure it?
>That will definitely do to solve your problem
>Yeah, take it less, but what'll happen when Anon isn't around?
>He'll probably want to break all the bottles you have and make you go stone cold turkey about this whole thing
>He probably is regretting marrying you
>Maybe- NO!
>Berry Punch, keep it together!
>If this is some sort of treatment to go through, then you'll do it
>All of the other doctors you tried were good respectable ones, but you felt cheated from how they told you how effective their treatments are
>But with the Princess, you snapped and basically let it all out.
>You could tell she had no idea what the fuck she was doing, but she did something the doctors never did
>She listened
>Anon also listened
>You felt better knowing that they know you were a different pony underneath all of the drunken acts you commit
>It just takes time to get used to, but maybe after a month or so, you'll start to not rely on alcohol so much
>You'll probably be a better pony, just a little more reserved than outgoing
>Getting up, you feel an arm wrap around your body
>Looking back, you see Anon's sleeping form
>He's all calm and happy, it seems
>Drool lurks out of his mouth a little
>With a giggle, you turn your body towards him and give him a long sweet kiss
>You two may have fucked and married in the span of a month due to your drunkenness, but these were the best days you've ever spent with him
>He was a patient man and you loved him for it, even if it hurt you to see how much he wants you to stop your charades
>The more you learned about him, the more you fell deeply in love with him, more than the day of your wedding
>Does he feel the same way?
>You hope so, he wouldn't have stayed with you for this long
 
>He moves a little and he opens his eyes
>Those sweet human eyes were so small, but they were so cute on him
>He closed it back and his lips pressed harder on yours
>Dear Celestia, you think you might have a competitor to stand off against the booze that claims your heart
>The moments continue passing as your lips continue to stay locked
>That was, until he pulled away from you
>"Good morning, Berry." He spoke in a low loving murmur
"Good morning, Anon." You so wanted to make a nickname for him.
>Nonny? Pinkie Pie uses it and he's annoyed by it.
>Goddamnit, Pinkie
>Big A? Well, that certainly pertains to his member
>Blushing, you think about Moose
>Well, he's jacked up like a moose, in his own human way
>You think you'll just call him Anon
>Doesn't bother him much, and it's a name he liked
>The origins of that name, you remember him telling Discord, was from that one place where they told an abundance of stories
>Everyone had an appearance, but they were all the same name
>Anonymous
>Sounds kind of intimidating, now that you think of it
>Blinking, you realize that you were in the kitchen, sitting down at the center countertop
>Anon was fixing up breakfast
>And what a delicious breakfast was he making
>Some fruits, vegetables, and hay bacon strips
>He was a great husband
>You don't really deserve-
>A bottle of half-empty bourbon is put in front of you
>Your heart races as you remembered drinking before going to see Twilight Sparkle
>But he sits down and takes a sip from his cup
>You nervously sit down and chow down on the dish
>You take the bottle and chug a little bit of the bitter liquid down
>"That bottle is all you'll get today, okay?" he tells you
>You look him in the eye as you stop to take a breather
>You nod and hiccup a little bit
"O-okay, dear." was all you can say.
>"But I know that you drink a hell of a lot more than that because you work at the brewery. So after work, no more."
>You lay on the counter and pout a little bit
"Okayyyyyyyyy."
 
>After breakfast, the two of you head out and make a little bit of small talk
>"So Lyra wants us to come over for a research of her own. Some comparison of the human that was supposedly here a long time ago."
>Yes, you remember hearing about Lyra's rantings about humans
>Never paid any attention to them, but now, with a human here, ponies might actually listen to her
"That's nice." Damnit, say something more. "Want me to bring something orrr..."
>You see him think up of something
>"Juuuuuust make sure your booty is out by 3 when I get there."
>You nod and feel yourself get a little heavy
>Oh, there it is
>You start giggling a little bit and sighing
"Hey, Anon. Remember that one story where you were fucking sorry." You mixed your thoughts about the time a human attempted to ask if another was okay and he was sorry
>He perks up and looks at you
>"Wait, what?" He asks, looking confused
"Haha, you know." You attempt to flip and pretend to kick a ball at the same time
>You managed to get up on your hind legs before you flailed your arms around
>Anon, your knight in shining armor, saves you
>"Ahh, you're drunk." He chuckles
"No, but the story you told and it had some ball and human kicking and stuff!"
>"Ohhh! That one!" He slapped a hand on his forehead and laughed a bit. "Holy damn, you scared me. I thought this was going to be some sort of creepypasta shit."
>You cock your head
"Pasta isn't creepy. It's cheesy." you snort and sniggered
>"That...I..." He chuckled and nuzzles his hand against your ears. "I love you, Berry."
>Your heart is sailing away on cloud nine
>"Well, here's the brewery, see you later." He pecks your cheeks as you start shaking and smiling like a giddy schoolfilly
 
>Inside, you go to your work place
>It was an office where you had to set paperwork, mail shit out, and be there when a worker had trouble
>You do a little bit of the hard work yourself just to make sure shit is being done right
>"Berry!" Your aunt shouts as you walk in
>Pinot Noir, a dark blue mare with a mane as green as the grapes she grows
>She beckons you into the office and you follow suit
>Your mind is a little apprehensive, but with the alcohol kicking in, you walk in with a cheeky smile on your face
>"I see you've had something to drink, this morning." She smiles as she rounds about the corner of her desk and onto the chair. "Sit, please."
>You comply and sit your plot down on the chair in front of the desk
>She pours a cup of wine into two glasses
>Oh man, it calls to you
>"Berry, please drink me!" the wine sensually groans for you
"Oh don't worry, sweetums. I'll drink you all up..." you whisper into the glass as you take gulp it all down
>"Excellent theatrics, deary." your aunt pulls you out of your trance
>You look up at her and slowly find yourself giggling into laughter
"It called to me, you know?" The excuse comes out of your mouth.
>"I know, Berry. Don't you worry about it." She smiles and brings her glasses down. "But I do want you to worry for what I'm about to give you."
>You freeze and slowly tear up
>Oh no, were you getting fired?
>But she's your aunt!
>You were about to take the business!
>"Berry Punch, today, until next week, I'm handing over the position of CEO of GrapeWine Brewery Company over to you as a test to see if you are able to handle the job."
>Everything around you stops
>Your heart, your brain, your soul, everything
>When you discovered your cutie mark in bringing out the best in the fruits you hold, you put those skills into wine making
>You don't know how you did it, due to drinking, but here you are: about to take over your aunt's company due to the skills you have in making quality wine
 
>Oh gosh, you have to think this through
>Knowing you, you would be able to say-
"Yes! I'll do it!" You exclaim
>Your aunt wraps her arms around you and cheers in the same manner that you deem adequate, according to your inebriated mind
>But she was family, and this meant so much
>"Ooh! You'll be so happy about this. Shall we make a toast?" She takes out a special bottle of wine.
>You haven't seen that since you were a little filly
>Remembering what she said, you stop for a second
"Hey, Noir, what's with the bottle?" You ask.
>She looks up at you and at the bottle
>"What about it?" She seemed a little worried. "Does it smell bad? It's probably the cork but-"
"No no no no, if it had a bad cork, you'd dump it. I remember that you said you'll drink that only when you're retiring." You mumble your words a little bit.
>Your aunt giggles as she brings out two new glasses and pours the special red wine into the glasses
>"Well, yes, I will be retiring soon, but obviously, not now. I figured it might be nice to drink it a little early. That and you've always wanted to taste how a real aged fine wine tastes."
>She had a point
>The reason you were drinking more and more lately was the fact that you'd be taking over a company that has been in the business since the beginning of Celestia's reign
>A thousand years and still going strong
>Were you able to hold up to the challenge of being the CEO of this company?
>Of course!
>Just as long as you keep up the optimism!
>You need some optimistic juice
>Or more importantly, booze
>You grab the glass of wine from your aunt and the both of you look at it
>Clear as crystal, as if you were underwater
>The deepest red that you can perceive
>Sniffing it, you can smell the fruits and herbs within it
>You can name all of it as you give it a little swirl
>Bottoms up
>A gulp of the wine and you can already tell how complete it was
>"Let this mark the beginning of a new era for this company, Berry." Your aunt smiles
 
>So you left work a little early
>You aren't concerned, though, since Anon gets out around this time
>It was only 2:30
>2 : 3 0
>2 3 0
>2 + 3 = 5
>Fifth Princess confirmed
>Your mind, in its drunken state, makes up some sound conspiracies as you walk to Sugarcube Corner to indulge a little
>In food, not in booze
>Life feels good, and you want it to feel better
>But you did promise Anon no more booze after work
>Stumbling into Sugarcube Corner, you see your favorite party pony Pinkie Pie
>Haha you love alliterations
>You don't get Anon's dislike towards her
>You never will
>Celestia, that man is a-
>"Hot Hunk! Who ordered the Hot- Oh!" You hear Pinkie Pie as she have out the ice cream sundae of the day, Hot Hunk.
>It's ice cream with hot fudge she got from someone she considered hot
>Sounds cheesy
>"Berry Punch! I haven't seen you in forever!" She hops over the counter and picks you up for a swinging hug
>Holy shit no you can't deal with this
"Pinkie don't I'm...eugh..." You could barely speak.
>"Wowie, I could smell the wine on your breath." Pinkie stopped and sniffed your mouth. "I hope you got some for me!"
"No, I don't but I do have some bits!" You throw down your bits for food. "I'll take a glazed donut."
>"The Anon special or the regular?"
>You blush at that before nodding at the former
>"A Glazed Anon donut coming right up!" She says as she heads toward the kitchen.
>You hear a flapping of wings behind you
>Turning, you see Derpy looking confused.
>"What's the Anon Special, Berry?" She asks you.
"Uhh..." You really cannot tell her. It's a risk that she even heard of it. A risk that she'll tell Anon. "It's...a thing me and Anon made with Pinkie. She only makes it for us! Uh...wedding thing between us."
>"Ohhh, that makes sense!" She puffs her cheeks happily and in embarrassment. "I'm sorry, it sounded delicious."
"It does..."
 
>It was a drunk night a week ago
>In your drunken state, you thought it was a good idea to save a bunch of Anon's cum for a donut
>Sugary glaze and Anon's cum on a donut would be delicious
>You gave him a rutting of a lifetime just for this special occasion
>"Here you go! The Anon Special!" Pinkie hands you a plate with a donut of...
>Oh Celestia, it smells so delicious
>Going to the table, you sit down and take a first bite
>Oh hell yes
 
>3:00 comes around and you walk out licking the glazed cum off your lips
>That was a delicious donut
>Walking to Lyra's house, you spot Anon down the road
>You gallop silently, in order to scare him
>But your silence wasn't good enough since he turned around
>You jump anyway with a loud soft roar
>He catches you and pecks your forehead
>"Hey, drunkbutt." He smiles at your antics
"Hi, sexy." You nuzzle into his chest.
>You both turn around and go on towards Lyra's house
>Walking in, you see a bunch of papers detailing some sort anatomical features of the humans and a bunch of old worn out books
>Holy shit, Lyra is not fucking around.
>This looks like serious shit
>"Hey, I'm glad you guys can make it!" Lyra exclaims coming down the stairs. "Sorry about the mess, I just wanted to set things up and get down to business."
>Using Anon's words, my god, she's hot
>You don't mind going down in a threesome with her and Anon
>"S'all good. Just creeped me out a little. If it was darker in this house, I would've ran thinking this was a horror movie come true." Anon jabs a little at her.
>"Aww, shoot. And here I thought we would get into a threesome." Lyra joked back
>"Don't push it, sister."
>The two of them walk toward one of the charts of the human body and they discuss things about it.
>That was until your brain clicks finally
"You mean we can have that threesome?!"
>They stop and look at you with red, surprised faces
 
>Explaining to Lyra that your wife is going through a treatment to get rid of her alcoholism was a bit of a hassle
>You're Anon, of course
>And Lyra is still giggling at the fact that Berry admitted she would do a threesome with you and her
"Jesus tap dancing Christ, I'm sorry."
>"It's fine. Honestly, I'm surprised she chose to do a monogamous marriage with you. She's drunk so much and open with everything." Lyra suppressed a snicker
>"I just love you guys!" Berry wrapped her hooves around the two of you
>You smooch her cheek and softly let her down
"Let's try to calm down, hun, okay?" You look in her eye. "We can screw later, just not now."
>She pouts a little bit and looks away in contemplation
>A few moments later, she nods
"Thank you." You straighten your back and look at the diary. "So, Lyra, was this the last human's memoirs?"
>She looks at it and smiles
>"Yes! This is it! It could shed some light for you to see if his way of getting here was similar to yours!" She almost yells
"You don't have to blow out my eardrums." You tell her as you carefully flip the pages
>Reading the texts, you see that the last human, named Incognito, came from the future
>Holy shit, maybe you could see what'll happen to...
>Oh, global peace for 50 years after WW3
>Ehh, could've been worse
>But you do read that Incognito was a political advisor for Celestia
>He helped her learn how to rule Equestria in such a way that throughout her lifespan of being an Alicorn, she would be praised and popular no matter what happens
>Facades to go through, faces, making ponies learn themselves, etc.
>It never tells how he got in Equestria, though
>Oh well
>Putting the diary away, you feel something rubbing itself on your leg
>Looking down, you see Berry grinding against you
>Holy shit, your brain is starting to shut down
 
>Every time you try to get assertive with Berry, she knows simply to get you horny
>You have willpower, but when it comes to sex, forget it, the clothes will come off and you both go straight to business
>It's how you put off getting Berry help for a while
>You really do want to do it, but you're in somepony's freaking house
"Berry, stop...it..." You blush a bit
>She looks up with pleading eyes
>"I really want it."
>Lyra is snickering from the side, trying to hold it in
>"My gosh, how much did she drink?!" She coughs and half yells from trying to hold it in
"She took half a bottle of bourbon and works in the brewery. I bet she had some."
>"I did! I'm gonna be the CEO of it starting tomorrow! My aunt took out a celebratory bottle she saved since I was a little filly!"
>That makes sense, now that you think of it
>"So let's celebrate right here, right now!" She yells, pouncing on you.
>You hold your ground, almost stumbling a bit
>No, you will not
>"Well, I'll let you two go ahead." Lyra starts to walk away
>No!
"Hey! Don't just leave me here! Help me!"
>Berry looks over and giggles
>"Yeah! Help us take off his clothes." Berry teases
"You're not helping!" Your resolve is slowly crumbling
>Lyra turns around and looks at the both of you
>Honestly, you already know how this is going to end
>And Lyra tripping you is the evidence
>She sat along side Berry Punch and licked your neck
>"Sorry, Anon. You're going to learn how much I wanted this."
>Just that tone alone is enough to break your willpower and give in to your own lust
 
>"Oh...fuck, mmmph~!"
>Faster, right there! Ahh!"
>The clothes were off and there was no foreplay at all
>Immediately, your cock was engulfed by Berry Punch's sweet honeypot
>Your tongue and fingers were busy minstrating to Lyra's snatch
>Fuck, she tasted so delicious
>Berry's hip, along with yours, collided continuously, smacking and resounding throughout Lyra's living room
>"Oh fuck, Berry, why didn't you share him sooner?!" Lyra moaned into Berry's ears
>You slowly stop eating her out to catch your breath
>Only for Lyra to grind her crotch back on your face forcefully
>"He'a unCUMfortable w-with h-harEEK!" Berry yelped as your hips suddenly slammed into her, your cock sliding out and rubbing hard against her clit
>You feel Lyra's mouth suckling a little at the tip, making you feel a white shock of pleasure that you couldn't take
>Giggling, she let it go with a loud pop and used her magic to aim it up toward Berry's budding flower
>Sliding it in, Berry goes back to violently humping you
>All they ewe doing was fucking you while talking to each other like a casual conversation
>At this point, you are nothing more than a fuck toy
>But goddamn, you don't give a shit
>Despite barely being able to breathe
>This feels way so good
>"Get off of him, let me have a turn!" Lyra yelled, trying to push Berry off
>Lyra's body shook and quivered
>"N-No, not my horn!" Lyra gasped and squeaks
>Berry moans and starts a ride of her lifetime while blowing off her friend by the horn
>Lyra's body was slowly starting to shake and seize
>She was close, making your fingers and tongue apply double the force on her
>"Fuck! Yes, use that tongue! Those fucking god fingers of yours!" Lyra shrieks as she slowly yells louder and louder
>Until she couldn't take it anymore and she came, shaking and moaning from the pleasure receive on both ends of her cunt and horn
>You're barely able to get a few breaths of fresh air before blacking out to Berry still bouncing over your cock
 
>Waking up, you look out the windows to see the sun setting
>The smells of sex is all over the room
>And the feeling of pain is shooting across your skull
>You didn't think you drank that much
>It's probably because of the sex you, Anon, and Lyra had
>Wait...
>Slowly, your eyes cross downward to see both Anon and Lyra snoring face to face
>Looking down, you're still on top of him
>You breathe calmly, trying to calm down
>It's okay, polygamy is okay in Equestria
>And you started this yourself in your drunken state
>Getting up, you feel Anon's member sliding out of you
>Gasping, you also feel his cum pouring out
>Holy shit, this is fucking embarrassing
>You run to the bathroom to get yourself cleaned up
>And let a few tears fall out
>Anon was an evolved race of apes that turned from barbaric sexual encounters to civilized monogamous marriages
>But he was really susceptible to giving in to his lust
>Would this be considered cheating?
>No, it can't since you both let Lyra join in
>Poor girl finally got a chance to know how this all feels like
>Looking in the cabinet, you spot a few painkillers
>Taking them, you walk downstairs to see a few royal guards coming to the house
>Shit, you hope that they aren't here to fine you three for loud sex
>You open the door slightly, only showing your face and not the sprawled tired bodies
>"Miss Bubble Berry?" They asked
"Yes, what is it?" You ask apprehensively.
>"We are looking for a Pinot Noir, who has been reported missing around 3:00 this afternoon. We've been looking for you to see if you know anything about her disappearance."
 
>No
>It can't be
>She can't have disappeared
"I was with her from morning until 2:30 this afternoon! Who reported this?" You ask, shaking a little bit
>"One of the supervisors from the brewery reported her disappearance when reporting a problem within the brewery. We've also found a letter purporting that you are the next in line to run it. Can you confirm?"
>You're frozen there on the spot
>She set you up to take it immediately instead of teaching you the ropes on how to run it
>That can't be!
>Pinot Noir would never do this to you, ever!
>Why?
>Gulping, you nod and confirm
>"Would you like us to shut it down for the time being until her return or-"
"Just close it for now. I have the keys to open it. I'll open it when the situation calls for it."
>They nod and they walk away, discussing search parties to find any records of where she went
>You close the door and sit on your flank
>You're going to need a lot of liquor for this
>But you promised Anon and the princess you wouldn't
>You're so conflicted and you don't know what to do
>You run out the door and gallop
>You don't know where you are going, but you know you want to get away from all this
>Betraying Anon by bringing Lyra into the relationship, your aunt missing, the whole company now in your untrained hooves, there was no way
>In the fields outside of Ponyville, your hooves collapse on you
>There was no other thing to do
>Except cry towards the darkened sky
 
>You don't know how long you've been wailing, but eventually, you look up at the sky and see the moon out
>Hiccuping, you wipe the tears and drool off your face
>You feel a little bit better, but not by much
"Okay, Berry..." You breathe deeply and let it out. "One step at a time. We can solve this by one problem at a time."
>Your hooves go back to Ponyville, heading back to Lyra's house
"First, talk to Anon about this afternoon. Maybe he'll understand. Yeah, you three had sex, but Lyra never had the chance to take his cock." You think to yourself. "All that was done was oral."
>You hate the fact that Anon was a species that praised monogamy and find disdain to polygamy
>He did tell you that some religions are comfortable with polygamy, and some people decide to have multiple partners despite the social norm saying one man and one woman
>You hope he was the more accepting one that's fine with it
>Going through the door, you see Lyra licking him up
>Unf, having both Anon and Lyra would be amazing the best thing for you right now
>You can confide in the both of them
>Trotting softly, you sneak up behind her and slide your tongue up her slit
>She shivered and looked back, seeing you eating her out
>She tasted like mints
>"A-Ah~ Berry, wh-" You shut her up by suckling on her clit
>Her moans are so sexy
>You don't want to hear another word
>If booze isn't something you can abuse, to escape the pain, then you could fall back on sex
 
>You lurch forward with a start, but stopping just in time to not get your eye stabbed by Lyra's horn
>Holy shit, that was close
>You are Anon and you feel great to be alive
>That was until you see Berry Punch behind Lyra, eating her out
>And...you don't know how to feel
>You're the type of guy who gets uncomfortable with gay guys, but with lesbians, you're completely fine
>There is two mares in front of you, one of which is your wife, and they're enjoying it
>You really don't know how to feel
>Cuckolding isn't your thing, for obvious fucking reasons
>But, both of them crave you and each other
>And you were raised and taught that monogamy was something that humans done since civilization started
>Getting up, you grab your clothes and put them on
>"Ahhnon! Where are you going? Ahh..." Lyra moaned from being eaten out
>You don't know, honestly, but you know you do have to go home and get some sleep..
>Looking at the clock, you see that it's 7:06 PM
>Tomorrow is Wednesday, and it's the last day to finish the building.
"Going home." You state nonchalantly. "Work is tomorrow."
>"B-But what about Berry?" She coos.
>How do you feel about this: letting your wife eat out a mare whom you had some ambivalence towards to in the past?
>Lyra isn't that bad of a person
>Maybe you'll give this polygamy thing a shot
"Ehh, let her do her thing." You shrug before planting a kiss on Lyra's forehead
>And a long lick on her horn for good measure
>Chuckling from her yelp, you swat a hand on Berry's sweet rump as you walk out
"See ya at home, Berry!" You say before you walked out
>Huh, you seemed carefree saying that
>Well, it was something bothering you a little bit, but at least now you're sure about this
>And hey, you got another pony's help to help Berry curb her alcoholism
 
>Hopping in bed, you think a little more clearly after showering off the sweat and fluids from the sex
>You usually give Berry a hard time about it the next night, but you don't know if you should, this time
>She knows how weak willed you are when it comes to sex
>But she brought Lyra into it, who seemed to want it for the longest time
>Fucking ponies and their cross-species fetishes
>You couldn't hold it against them, they're cute cuddly ponies
>Closing your eyes, you decide to be for this path you're making
>Oh well, tomorrow will be a brand new day
 
"Oh fuck oh fuck, what did I do?!" You sobbed after ten minutes waking up.
>"Berry, it's fine. Anon seemed to-"
"Anon hit me! He's never done that before! My rump is still sore!" You cried out, sobbing into your best friend's chest
>You are Berry Punch and you're pretty sure you ruined your marriage with Anon
>He sounded calm talking to Lyra when he said he was going home
>Then he hit your ass as he walked out the door, saying he'll see you at home
>You opted to stay the night, just in case he waited to come home and hit you for you enticing the both of you to cheat on each other with Lyra in a threesome
>"I'm a virgin. A fucking virgin and I know that he hit your ass playfully." Lyra snorted
>She got out of bed and laid you down on the bed
>"I'm gonna make us some pancakes. Come down when you're feeling better." She said walking out the door
>Holy shit, she's telling you he hit your ass playfully
>What does she know about that?!
>Absolutely nothing
>But you can't hold it against her
>She may have had sex with you and Anon, but if what Lyra claims is true, then it's okay, you think
>She never got penetrated, so you think it's okay...in human terms
 
>Going downstairs, you see two stacks of pancakes, coated with honey
>"I put some melted butter in the honey, so don't worry if you're wondering why there's no butter." She giggles
>You sit on the chair and eat your pancakes slowly, savoring the taste
>She can see the trepidation you're displaying
>But she doesn't comment on it yet
>"Hey, I know it's out of the blue, but I gotta ask you if you seen Daisy yesterday with Caramel."
>Gulping down, you remember the two of them walking side by side when you were walking here
"Yeah, I do." You say
>"You think they're going to hook up, finally?"
"I doubt it." You say your piece about it.
>And with that, the both of you are talking, gossiping about the ponies in Ponyville
>The antics of those troubling Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity's dresses, Mayor Mare's handling of Filthy Rich's company policies that were borderline breaking laws
>It felt nice to bring your mind away from the situation you put yourself in
>No, no thinking about that
>You cried it out last night, so you're fine
>Finishing your pancakes, you watch as Lyra put yours and her plate away in the sink
>You guess its time to walk to the brewery and see what's going on
"I gotta go. Some business at the brewery. I'll see you later?" You say to Lyra.
>"Anytime, Berry." She sticks a tongue out at you
>Sticking it out back at her, you walk out and worry a little about the company you're going to take up
>You know next to nothing about managing a business
>All you know is there is a lot of paperwork involved and business deals to...well, deal
>Doesn't seem too hard
>Maybe you can go to the Library and look up a book all about managing.
>Drawing yourself out of your thoughts, you see a group of ponies surrounding the brewery
>"Where is Noir? She should've opened the brewery about now. I need to work!"
>Oh...shit...
 
>"Need some help, Berry?"
>You freeze at the voice and see Anon behind you
>He's smiling, goofy as always
>You should be scared, but you aren't
>Everything seems fine and dandy to him
"W-Well, I didn't want to tell you but, Pinot Noir is missing and I'm not ready to do this, yet. She was supposed to teach me and she left the company to someone inexperienced as me!"
>He listens intently
>"So she fucked you and the company over." He said, as a matter of factly. "I got this."
>He picked you up and walked you through the crowd
>"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry." He apologized to the ponies as he walked through the crowd
>The both of you are right in front of the crowd, their eyes all over you two
>"Excuse me, please quiet down. I've got some bad news." He addresses them calmly.
>They all shut up, their faces filled with worry
>"Pinot Noir is missing. I'm sure one or two of you have heard." A few gasps resounded through the crowd. "She left the company to her niece, Berry Punch, to keep the booze coming." A little smile from him got a few chuckles here and there. A small set of woos from here and there.
>You don't seem that this is bad, actually
>You thought that the ponies would be jealous or uncomfortable about putting you in charge
>"I know, but the thing is, it's all dropped on her so fast, we might need time to settle all of this." This gotten a round of angry shouting. "Now now, hold on. I didn't say it'll take a long time. It'll just be a two, three days tops until then."
>That calmed them down somewhat, but you're wondering how they'll get paid for the day
>"Now, we've got...two three...six...da dada da daa...twenty ponies working in the brewery. How much do you all get paid?"
>One of them pipes up
>"Forty bits!"
>"Alright. Now, how we do it in my world, is that we give workers a small cut if things like this happens in the working field, so you all will get at least 25 bits for today until Friday."
>Where the fuck did this come from?
 
"Anon, where the fuck did this come from?" You ask him after giving the last pony 25 bits
>"Something like this happens a lot of the time in any business in my world. I honestly don't know shit about business, but I know they do offer some sort of compensation of the sort if the company is shut down for a time." He explains himself.
>Huh, you guess it makes sense
"That's...pretty cool, honestly. I never heard that being done, before. Ponies usually go back home, penniless." You tell him
>"Yeah, and it might do some blows to the company, but after this, I think they'll work harder and make more quality wine. Just make sure that they do or you fire them for getting too lazy because they're exploiting this action."
>You nod and sigh, taking a look around the office that you and Pinot Noir celebrated in yesterday
>Taking a look at the papers and accounts, you try to wrap your head around it
>Some of the wording about a deal in Baltimare seemed a little sketchy to you, even with all the flourishing words making it sound grand
>Putting them away, you grab a bottle from the office fridge and take a sip
>Oh, it was cider
>Tasty, but it was a little weak and would barely get you drunk
>Whatever
>"Hey, toss one over here." You open your eye to see him with his hands in the air, as if waiting for you to throw him one
>You toss the one in your hoof and he catches it
>Grabbing another one, you close the fridge and pop the top open
>The both of you drink and swirl it around a bit
>"About yesterday..."
>You tense up, afraid to hear what was gonna come out of his mouth
>You spoke first
"I'm sorry." You blurt out. "I shouldn't have done that. It was against your morals and I made you break them by exploiting your weakness to sex. I know you're a human who values monogamy because of your religions and that-"
>"Whoa whoa whoa, Berry, honey, chill out a bit." He chuckles at your tears and rambling. "It's fine. I'm actually willing to give this a try."
 
"You...you are?"
>"Yeah. I mean, I know before, Lyra and I didn't see eye to eye...well, because she fucking scares me with her obsession with humans. But I got to know her like...two days ago and she's a decent girl."
>Your heart is beating so fast
>Could this be it?
>"So yeah, after yesterday, I think I might give it a try." He takes another sip
>Wait a minute...
"What about your religion? Like you-"
>"I don't give a shit." He shrugs. "I think you were drunk at the time, but I'll tell you again." He kisses your lips. "I don't practice that shit. Hell, it's fine to have a belief and all, but they restrict me. I like to have my freedom."
>You're so happy about this
>You've always crushed on the both of them for a while
>Now, you can have the both of them
>You pounce on him and kiss his cheeks and lips and neck
"I love you so much. Don't worry, I'll show you just as much love just as I do for her."
>"Don't worry about it too much. Just as long as I get in on the action when I feel like it." He kisses your lips
 
>You are Lyra
>You were close, but you remember to go one step at a time
>Maybe next time, you can have his hot human dick inside you
>Next time
>You go up in the attic and see your captive, Pinot Noir, in a sort of stasis from your magic
>You make sure to put in a bit of magic in the morning so it keeps her stabilized and alive, but sleeping
>Giggling, you walk up to it and smile
"Probably can hear me, probably not, but don't worry, your niece is safe and so is Anon." You coo, looking up at the pony encased.
>You smile and put in a bit more of your magic into the spell before going down the attic and closing the attic door, safe and hidden away in the ceiling
 
>You are Flash Sentry
>After a week of searching, the search parties looking for Pinot Noir have come up with nothing
>The letter only said that Berry Punch was next to run the town brewery
>Looking at the letter again, you feel that something may be off.
>What would be accomplished by putting forth the town drunk as the manager of the brewery?
>They are related, yes, but that can't possibly be it.
>But since Berry started running it, things have been going smoothly
>She seemed pretty capable and decided to go cold turkey off of alcohol so suddenly
>You wonder what made her do that
>Oh well, never mind that now
>You think this might be a fruitless endeavor
>Pinot Noir ran off to escape the business life, dropping it on her niece so suddenly
>It was a dick move, but it wasn't something you've never heard of before
>Some big wig companies do that kind of shit
>But for someone like Noir to do it to Berry?
>Cold
>Like the cider you're drinking with Twilight Sparkle with her buddies out in Sweet Apple Acres
>Well, you were on patrol, and they figured you want some refreshing beverage
>"On the house, pardner!" Applejack insisted.
"Thanks. The sun is blazing a bit too much, I think." You take a swig from the mug. "Man, it had to be clear skies today?" You ask Rainbow Dash
>"Yeah, the rain yesterday was a big one. So something to help dry it off a bit." She chuckled after finishing her mug. "Tomorrow will be good with some spotty clouds."
"Sweet." You commented and took one last gulp from your mug. "Well, I'm off. I'll see ya guys later."
>You peck Twilight's cheek and say your goodbyes as you walk down the path to Ponyville
>Today was hot, but it is a nice day
>"Get over here! Thief!"
>And it was going so well, too
 
>Taking to the skies, you look down and hear the voices down by the main street of Ponyville
>Is...is that...
>You see Berry Punch and two others chasing down Snips and Snails, two bags of bits in their mouths
>You continue to look as the two turn the corner and hide within an alleyway, behind the dumpster
>Berry Punch and her two associates look around, seemingly lost as to where they were
>You descend into the alleyway, hovering behind the two colts as they try to be silent in their wheezing
>"We lost them, I think." Snips murmured to his buddy
>"Yeah, how much do you think is in these here bags?"
>"Their day pay, no doubt. Maybe we can flaunt this wealth after we lay low and hopefully the girls in school will notice us!"
>Snickering, they look inside the bag and start counting
>You land right behind them and cough, announcing your presence
"You boys sure about that?" You speak with authority in your voice
>You hate using it, because it gives ponies the shivers
>But to criminals, they are no doubt trying to hold from wetting themselves
>They turn and back out of the alleyway slowly, looking at me
>"We aren't afraid of you, royal guards!" Snips yelled
>You raise your eyebrows
>Colts these days aren't usually this defiant
>"You should be afraid of us!"
>Two of Berry's workers tackled the boys and raised their hooves, about to pummel them
>"Snowflake, Trigger, I hope you two aren't going to do what I think you're doing." Berry pipes up behind them
>"They stole our friggin' payment!" They turned to their boss
>"But now you have it." She glares at the two colts
>They get the message and drop the bags down on the ground in front of them
>You hold on to the two while the two get their bits
>"You make an example out of them like you were about to, they'll definitely rebel more. We don't need that. I'll see you two tomorrow." She watches them as they leave
>This side of Berry is...
>Where did she come from?
 
>"Thank you again, Flash, for your help."Berry said once again once the two rapscallions were hauled off by their parents.
"It was no problem. But, I have to ask..." You turn to her, looking her in the eye. "...who are you and what have you done to Berry Punch?"
>She looks up at you with a apprehensive expression
>"You...aren't saying I'm a changeling, are you?" She says, shaking.
>A giggle bursts forth from your lips
"No! I was joking." You suppress it a little. "It's just...I never seen you so...what's the word..."
>"Wise? Like how I told them to cease harm upon them?" She asks. A smirk shows on her face and sigh. "I have Anon and Lyra and...many others to thank. I needed to get off the alcohol and here I am, eloquent in speech."
>It doesn't sit right that she's speaking like this
>But, you weren't raised in Ponyville, so you guess that she must've clung to booze
>Smart ponies like her are usually looking for ways to get more social
>"Well, I'll await the next time we meet. Until then." She bows and walks away
>You raise an eyebrow
>No one REALLY does speak like that
>Something is going on and you intend to find out
>Checking the time, you were almost done with your rounds
>Might as well head back to the castle
>Walking there, you continue thinking about your interactions with Berry
>It just seems so off, the way she now holds herself and speaks
>She's an entirely new pony
>Going in the barracks, you put your armor and weapons away and go take a quick rinse in the shower
>"Dude, did you see Anon this afternoon?"
>"Yeah, he was so plastered and told everypony how...ahh, what's the word he used?"
>"It sounded just like zigger, I'm sure."
>"Yeah! How there are humans there equivalent to ziggers. Damn, nature's scary on his world."
>Your eyes just wonk out a bit
>Anon did not use that word
>Now you're convinced that something is going on between Berry and Anon
 
>Going out of the castle, you go to Sugarcube Corner to learn a bit of stealth, Pinkie Pie style
>Walking inside, you see her taking off a chef's hat and walking in front of the counter
"Hey, Pinkie, you got a minute?"
>She turns and sees you
>"I got the whole eve and night. What's up? Twilight and you need a bit of-"
>You signal her to cut off what she was saying
>Politics, you learned, is always in play, even when you're off work or trying to spend a little personal time with your wife
>She shuts her mouth and giggles
>"Sorry, but what is it?"
>You look around the shop to make sure no pony is listening intently
>There's a few patrons here and there, but none that are in close vicinity to hear what you have to ask
"I need help on how to sneak. You seem to be really good doing that." You whisper. "I got a hunch about Berry and Anon. Something is going on and it's suspicious."
>"I know what you mean. They came in today this morning like they've swapped personalities with other ponies. Anon was so grouchy and mean. Berry was so so so nice and elegant in her speech that Rarity and her would talk about nonsense for days! Not to mention-" You stuck a hoof on her mouth to stop her rambling.
"Pinkie, focus! I need your help and I need to do this for tonight. I'm going to find out what's going on with them and I can't afford to get caught." You tell her with a seething whisper.
>She gets the message and nods, spitting your hoof out of her mouth
>"Alright. But I hope you don't lack in self-esteem. The first thing to learn is ignore the judgments of other ponies..."
>The lessons go on until the sun sets, the moon up in the dark sky
>Getting out of the store, you start to sneak through the town via under stones, up in the canopy of trees, and rolling in nearby empty barrels
>After a few minutes, you find yourself at Anon's house
>"Hahaha, I can't believe you said that. I didn't know humans have a zebra equivalent!"
>"You'd be surprised!"
>Is that Lyra?
 
>Diving into the canopy, you find an open window of the living room
>You see Anon, Lyra, and Berry Punch sitting there, chilling and having a hell of a time
>Dinner was finished and three bottles of cider were on the table, the radio playing some jazzy tune (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlujQHSXBac&list=PLx809LglOaX8Khrswu9xtvQUNXiYLyGFB) [Embed]
>It seems peaceful, at the moment
>You check once in a while to make sure nopony on the main street notices you
>You listen intently on their conversation
>"And so sharp a speech! Such elocution, I miss speaking like this." Berry squeals in delight. "This is exactly what I needed. I love you both." She goes up and kisses the both of them, on the lips
>"Anything for you, babe." Anon tells her, slapping her ass and making her coo
>"Just don't sneak in the fridge and get more cider. Don't want to repeat last night." Lyra said seductively.
>"I'll be sure, love." Berry walks off with their plates in tow on her rump
>When she leaves for the kitchen, you see Lyra and Anon making out hardcore on the couch
>Whoa, hold on a minute, you thought Lyra was being playful, but this...
>"Are you guys starting without me?" Berry Punch yells from the kitchen.
>"We aren't starting anything." Lyra says. "Just a kiss here and there. Nothing special."
>"Oh?" You turn away once Anon starts to touch Lyra in her most special of places
>Okay, you're out of here
>Clearly nothing wrong here
>Seems Anon and Berry invited Lyra into the relationship and she helped them greatly
>Flying away, you try to forget all you've heard
>Ugh, maybe some absinthe will help tonight
 
>The sounds of the shower is heard from the bedroom
>While Anon was taking his shower, you thought you might start the foreplay between you and Berry
>Mmmph, she tasted like wine
>It was a complex taste, but you aren't one to complain
>Well, except she's bad at dirty talk
>"Yessssss. Lick that honeypot, Lyra dear."
>It doesn't sit right for you
>But you can ignore it
>Your tongue slobbers her wet entrance, softly nibbling on her labia
>You can hear the sharp gasps, stopping her from saying anymore
>Slowly, you work your way up to her clit
>It was poking out, clearly waiting for your touch
>With a soft nibble, she holds in her scream and arches her back
>"Fffffffffffff!" She bites her lips hard
>Continuing your sexual assault on her cunny, you pucker your lips and suck on it
>It was in your mouth slightly, allowing the palette of your tongue to run across it
>"I'm gonna squirt! Please I need it I-"
>She shuts up and breathes deeply as she focuses on her orgasm
>You keep it going, hearing her harsh breaths in quick succession until...
>She shouts silently, her body racking with pleasure as she cums hard and squirts into your mouth and on your face
>Holy shit, this is too much
>You back up and let it splatter all over the sheets and your body
>Her pussy was quivering from the pleasure and her tongue lolled out
>And now her eyes are closed
>Sweet, you finally knocked her out with an orgasm
>Looking back at the shower, you can see Anon is still in there, wasting away water
>You hop off the bed and knock on the door
>"Finally, come in."
>Oh, he was waiting for one of you
>Now, you can finally learn how great humans are at mating
 
>Going inside, you close the door and lock it, also placing the laundry bin in front of the door so Berry doesn't come in
"Hi, Anon~" You say slyly, heading toward the shower
>"Oh, uhh...sup, Lyra. I figured Berry was gonna come in." He says nervously
"Don't worry about her. I took care of her. She's sleeping right now." you giggle, opening the shower curtains. "Let me take care of you tonight."
>"Lyra, cut the creepy smile. You're letting that horror movie a few days ago get to you."
>Oh fuck yes
>Who's the predator now?!
>Your face relaxes and you give him a peck on the lips
"I said..." Your magic places his hands on his back and keeps his legs together. "...let me take care of you."
>You see the fear on his face as you climb into the tub, the shower-head hitting your body from above
>"Lyra, stop this. What's going on with you? This isn-" You cut him off with a deep kiss.
>He clearly doesn't like it, but you know his body does when you feel him sliding upon your slit
>A moan muffles through your lips and a tongue dances around his, despite his unwillingness
>Pulling away, your slide your body up and down, glistening his cock with your dirty juices
>"I'm married..." He tells you.
"And it should've been me." You glower at him. "Now shut up and let me work you up."
>Reeling yourself back into the mood, you turn the shower off, but turn on the faucet of the tub
>You throw the clog into the drain
>You wanted this to feel good for the both of you
>His moans are silent, but you see that he's trying to hold them back
>It was so cute how your prey refuses to give in
>Your pussy goes faster and slides along his cock
>Throwing your head back, you let out a husky moan as you keep the rhythm
>So much pleasure in your pussy
>You should've done this a long time ago
>Turning off the faucet once both of your members are submerged, you raise yourself and aim his cock
"Oh fuck...I'm finally doing this. I'm about to put Anon's hot monkey dick inside me."
 
>"Lyra, don't, please." You see him trying to move and get you off of him
>But your magic holds him down
"You'll love this just as much as I will." You nibble on his neck, your ass raised
>Descending, you feel the tip of his cock slowly pushing itself into you
>It pushes apart your labia and slowly comes into a stop
>"You're a virgin?" he asks you, surprisingly.
>You grin, your eyes lowered as you stare back into his eyes
>Forcing yourself down, you wince at the pain of having his dick stabbing into your pussy
>Holy shit, it hurts, but you're going to do this for him
>He'll learn to love you just as you'll learn to love him
"Mmmmmmmmphhphmhmhm!" You groan and giggle as the pain slowly melds together into pleasure
>You nibble on his neck and slowly start humping away
>He grunts and you squeak, feeling yourself constricting his cock
>You obviously aren't used to something like this inside you
>But it feels good having it touch every part of you on the inside
>You sit up and try to get it in there as deep as you can
>His short fuzz on his crotch prickle against your clit from your grinding
"Oh for the love of fuck, yeeeeessssss~" You moan aloud as you roughly grind and hump
>Your hooves stay on his chest as you look at the ceiling, with closed eyes and a hanging tongue
>It's sliding in and out so fucking much you can't describe it
>"Please...oh fuck...stop this, Lyra." He moans, face frowning and mouth open from moaning
"Say it again..." You moan as you lean closer, face to face.
>"Lyra, please..."
>You kiss his lips and vigorously start humping
"You said my name!" You moan into his face
>Your magic lifted from his hands, and he's yet to do anything
"Oh fuck, your cock is so good." You're feeling that pressure in your gut. "Fuck, this is sooooo much better than masturbaating~!" You scream as the pressure starts to rise
>"Lyra, please, let me cum ou-"
"Cum inside me. Cum with me. I'm going to cum!" both of your hips violently clash together
 
>He moans out loud as his hips push you up high into the air
>With a moan, your body quivers from the pleasure
>You feel it!
>His cum splattering the insides of your pussy
>Oh fuck it feels so good you're practically screaming
>You cum again, shaking so much that it's like your mindlessly humping him at this point
>But the both of you are spent
>You can't even focus anymore
>Your eyes are rolled up and your tongue is lolling out
>You remember seeing Berry making that expression when she got the dick
>Despite feeling angry at her for hogging all the fun, you can finally feel at peace with yourself
 
>Holy shit no this is bad
>You love them both, you really do, but this is too far
>You're Anon and Lyra is knocked out on top of you
>Berry is going to be so fucking pissed
>Yeah, she wanted you and Lyra, but she solely wanted you because some reason you don't know
>And Lyra is...well, now you know she's batshit insane
>As in you're going to fucking die now
>Once it starts, you can never go back
>For once, you didn't give into your lust, but you wish you did
>You're betraying your marriage to Berry and you weren't man enough to stop Lyra from using you to take her virginity
>Picking her up, you get out of the tub and move the laundry bin with your feet
>Managing to open the door, you see Berry Punch snoring away on the bed
>The room smells like her, much to your dismay
>You can also see where she squirted
>Goddamnit Lyra you son of a..
>Sighing, you throw a towel on the bed and put Lyra on top
>You're gonna need a shower