1.      2. >dear diary, day thirty two    3. >things have.....changed to say the least    4. >me and rainbow moved to a new house near the center of town    5. >since our old one burned down    6. >mysteriously    7. >we were also tied to the bed while we were sleeping when it was burning    8. >how odd    9. >our new house has a keypad that ponies can use    10. >the code changes weekly    11. >it also has three keys locks    12. >security cameras (inside and outside)   13. >and motion sensors    14. >yet today I still woke up to find my laundry missing    15. >so things are pretty much back to normal    16.      17. >dear diary, day thirty three    18. >things just got....complicated    19. >apparently fluttershy has recruited some help    20. >a certain trio of 'blank flanks' are helping her in search of cutie marks    21. >what's appleblooms mark honna be, a pair of handcuffs?    22. >well anyway, I told scootaloo that what she was doing was wrong and if I could speak to her parents    23. >she ran off crying after that for some reason    24. >the other two haven't shown up yet, but they will I'm guessing    25. >I also found a hidden camera in my clothes drawer today    26. >I don't even know they had cameras here    27.      28. >dear diary, day thirty three   29. >applebloom and sweetie belle are better at this than scootaloo    30. >scootaloo just tried to throw a butterfly net over me    31. >I don't know where her plan went after that    32. >I was gardening out front when    33. There he is!    34. Git 'Im!    35. What the blueberry fu-    36. >applebloom lassos my legs    37. >sweetie bell handcuffed my hands    38. >they both ductape my mouth and eyes    39. >my fucking eyes.   40. >fuck it hurts    41. >they start to drag me by my hands    42. >a few minutes go by    43. What are you guys doing?    44. >spike    45. We're, ah, practicing for the next rodeo   46. It doesn't look like-    47. Spike, rarity says she wanted to see you. Something about true love-    48. >spike don't believe the marshmallow!    49. Okthanksbye!    50. >dammit you purple piece of shit    51.      52. >so diary, applebloom and marshmallow where dragging me to fluttershys cottage    53. >its pretty sad when two toddlers can do a better job then a full grown mare    54. >then again its sad when two toddlers captured me in the first place    55. >you stop being dragged and are lying on cold cobblestone.    56. >you hear a hoof knock on a door    57. >you hear Appleblooms southern drawl    58. Fluttershy, we got yer here human.    59. >Fluttershy opens the door    60. good jobs girls.   61. Hey applebloom, did we get our cutie marks    62. >Yeah, theyre a jailcell and dropped soap    63. naw, we didnt. aw well, lets go. See ya Fluttershy!    64. Bye girls. And hello Anon.    65. >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!    66.      67. >I feel the strain on my hands highten.    68. >Im hanging from the chain between my handcuffs    69. >fluttershy rips the ductape off my eyes    70. >remind me to fucking punch her once i inevitably get out of this    71. sorry anon, but i want you to see everything    72. >really, you cant fuck me with my eyes closed?    73. >you look around    74. >in her cottage bedroom    75. >again    76. >hey theres my laundry!    77. >why is it all wet?    78. >oh    79. >eww    80. >Now i have to go to marshmallows bitch sister to get new clothes    81. >speaking of which, remind me to punch spike    82. fluttershy un-lassos my feet    83. >you kick her in the stomach the minute theyre untied    84. >she starts crying a few feet away, where she landed    85. why are you so mean to me?    86. >ugh just fail at raping me and lets get it over without the waterworks    87. fine, two can play that game    88. >what    89. >a hoof comes flying at my eyes    90. >no not the eyes again    91. >you pass out    92.      93. >You wake up    94. >no clothes    95. >you feel a breeze    96. >wait, what?    97. >you look around    98. >Your on top of your house in the center of ponyville    99. >on the roof, on the center of the roof    100. >fluttershy hovers in the air near you, a gas mask on    101. how nice of you to join us?    102. >mouth is not ductaped anymore    103. us?    104. yes. down on the ground, all of ponyvilles mares are waiting    105. waiting for what?    106. you. you see, Anon, i've realized, i'll never get to have you. you or rainbowdash will always outsmart me. so i've decided that if I can't have you, nop0ny can. I created a airborne virus that makes every mare it affects go into heat. Sever heat.    107. >fuck.    108. They've already searched the town for all colts. Big Mac died about an hour ago from the pressure of hundreds of mares piling on top of him. Hoity Toity barely got out alive. Spike finally got his wish. Rarity locked the door and still has him all to herself.    109. >well at least spikes having fun.    110. The whole elementary school and miss cherilee crushed featherweight. Now everyp0nys searching for you.   111. How have the pegasus ponys not spotted us yet?    112. Very good question Anon. A side effect of the virus is the pegasus' wings get so stiff they cant fly. and a unicorns horn will stop working. Now, if there ar'nt anymore questions.....    113. >Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk    114. >Fluttershy drags you by handcuffed hands to the edge of the roof.   115. >You hear    116. There he is!    117. Get him    118. >and you here a lot of moaning    119. >you can almost feel the heat of the crowd of mares from two storys up    120. Any last words to your precious rainbowdash?    121. >You look down, and see rainbow drooling at you in between Twilight and Applejack    122. Rainbow , I love you.    123. >Fluttershy pushes you off the edge of your house    124.      125. >you grab hold of fluttershys mask as you fall    126. >The rubber straps snap and the mask comes off    127. >the force of this causes fluttershy to fall headfirst into the sea of mares    128. >she cant fly because her wings are now stiff from the virus    129. >you grab the gutter and climb back on to the roof    130. >well that escalated quickly    131. >so now your trapped on your roof, but at least no flying or magic can be done    132. >You here a weird sound, and then a green flame burst appears and a note pops out of the flames.    133. >It reads as such : Anon, the virus loses effect after you have sex with the mare    134.  -Spike    135. >So the only way to get ponyville back to normal is to.................    136. >You you climb into your house through a second story window.    137. >get your ladder    138. >go back on the roof    139. >Set down the ladder and have one pony climb up before hastily pulling it back up.   140. >Technically get raped one by one.    141. The end for now    142.      143. >dear diary, day thirty five    144. >things are almost back to normal    145. >after everyp0ny came down off their heat-high, they remembered what happened.    146. >i made a lot of new *ahem* friends    147. >Rainbowdash was mad at first. then she decided that it was for the good of everyone    148. >Fluttershy was convicted as a terrorist and charged with the murders of Big Macintosh and Featherweight.    149. >She would have been charged with the rape of Spike, but its not rape if you like it.    150. >According to Equestria laws, as the victim< I got to decide Yellow Quiets punishment.    151. >Life in solitary confinement.    152. >I decided to not say anything about the cutie mark criminals    153. >The apple family had already gone through enough    154. >though to be fair, if Applebloom hadn't done since a good job at kidnapping me, her brother would still be alive    155. >Just sayin Diary    156.      157. >dear diary, day thirty seven    158. >i thought once fluttershy was gone my trying to be raped days were over    159. >apparently not    160. >apparently after failing the first time at trying, in combination with wanting to be just like rainbowdash, scootaloo wants to have sex with me    161. >well, she wants to rape me actually    162. >me and dash were.....being intimate....and she walked in on us    163. >apparently she visited fluttershy and now knows how to get into my house    164. >...........great..........    165. >so anyway she walked in on us and we just kicked her out.    166. >but then when we woke up the next morning she was sitting at the end of our bed.   167. >just watching us sleep.    168. >not really a rape attempt but still creepy    169. >but the worst happened later that day    170. >i walked into the bathroom and got undressed for my shower.    171. >and there was a hole in the wall and a crowd of school fillys crowding around to peek in    172. >WTF!?    173. >i hope scootaloo doesn't get any better at this    174.      175. >Dear diary, day forty    176. >Scootaloo hasn't been around alot until today    177. >i woke up to find myself tied loosely to a wall    178. >dash was nowhere to be found    179. >i try to struggle my way out of the ropes    180. >they arn't tied well at all    181. >Get out right as scootaloo walks in    182. well anon, its time to-oh    183. >she hangs her head    184. I'll just go now    185. Scootaloo, wait    186. Yeah?    187. Why do you keep trying to rape me?    188. Because Rainbowdash gets to and shes so cool, and maybe ill get my cutie mark, and i failed that one time fluttershy told me too and-    189. Do you know what rape even is?    190. No. i was gonna ask you once you were tied up    191. Remember when you walked in on me and Rainbowdash    192. Yeah    193. Thats what rape is. except rape is when one person is being forced to unwillingly    194. Oh. I didn't know anon. Im sorry    195. >she starts to cry as she walks out    196. Scootaloo, about you not having a home...    197. Yeah?    198. You can stay with me and Rainbowdash.    199. Really?!?    200. Yeah, really.    201. >Today was a good day diary    202.      203. >Dear diary, day eighty    204. >its been awhile diary    205. >shits been busy    206. >Rainbowdash broke up with me    207. >she couldn't take having Scootaloo around    208. >what with scootaloo following her everywhere and wanting to be just like her    209. >she told me to kick scootaloo out    210. >I could'nt    211. >she has no where to go    212. >She says when i kick scootaloo out she'll consider taking me back    213. >I never knew she was so shallow    214. >I still love her though    215. >But scootaloo, shes almost like a daughter to me now.    216. >Oh well.......    217. >Its great having scoots around though.    218. >Shes gone for like five hours a day, five days a week.    219. >But its great when she gets home because we go out play at the park or see a movie and stuff    220. >Im going to try and stay more vigilant on keeping up with this diary    221.      222. >dear diary, day eighty one    223. >today was scootaloos birthday    224. >we went to sugarcube corner where pinkie had planned a party for her, and invited a lot of ponies    225. >like standing room only    226. >you find a corner and start to talk with twilight and pinkie    227. Hey guys    228. Hey Anon    229. Pinkie, this party is great! Thank you!    230. Sure Anon! How did scootaloo like her presents!    231. She loved them. Urm, especially the history of scooters. Thanks twilight.    232. Sure Anon    233. >you notice a certain cyan pegasus staring at you three from the crowd    234. >she quickly looks away when you notice her    235. You invited rainbowdash?    236. Sure! why would'nt I?    237. They broke up pinkie!    238. Oh, sorry Anon! I did'nt know.   239. Don't worry about it pinkie. she can see what she could've been a part of.    240. >We went home.    241. >Played with some new toys.    242. >Started a firein the fire place, using the history of scooters as kindling    243. >Tucked scootaloo in    244. Happy birthday scoots    245. Thanks, dad    246.      247. >dear diary, day eighty two    248. >went to twilights today to get some more books    249. >need something to do while scoots is in school    250. >Knock on door, twilight answers    251. Anon? why are you here?    252. Um, to get books.    253. >it is a library.....    254. Oh, well i just thought with the circumstances that you'd be at home    255. What circumstances?    256. Oh, you haven't heard?    257. >Twilight i swear to god if you say the bird is the word.......    258. There are rumors that flluttershy escaped    259. What? No, no ,no ,nooooo    260. Anon, there only rumors    261. No, if theres even a rumor it must be true. i gotta go home and reset up the security systmes. I gotta get batteries for the security cameras.I gotta warn rainbowdash! its the least i can do! fluttershy doesn't know we broke up over scootaloo-    262. >SCOOTALOO    263. Twilight i gotta go! If you see rainbowdash before me tell her whats going on    264. Wait where are you going?    265. I gotta go get scootaloo from school    266. >you say this as you run out the door    267.      268. noticed my last two posts didnt have my name on them so heres whats mine.    269. >>4179731    270. >>4180074    271. >I fukn book it to ponyville schoolhouse    272. >knock on door    273. >cherilee answers    274. >she seems....off    275. H-Hello Anon    276. Hey cherilee. I need to take scootaloo home early    277. >i play it calm, as if nothings the matter    278. sorry a-anon. Todays lesson is ver-ry important.    279. >Why is she nervous? should'nt i be the nervous one?    280. Cherilee, I'm only asking to be nice. I'm taking Scootaloo home early.    281. Anon, this lesson is really imp-portant. Its about right and wrong. And how you should never become a criminal.    282. >she winks at me as she says criminal    283. >wait a second    284. >not sure if.jpg    285. >not sure if coincedence or fluttershy    286. >act like everything is normal    287. Ok cherilee, i guess it can wait    288. >she looks at you pleadingly, almost asking 'are you stupid? you don't see whats going on here?'    289. Thanks a lot cherilee. hope your lesson goes well    290. >close door on her bewildered face    291. >walk to back of schoolhouse    292. >crouch down and peek in window in back    293. >low and behold, standing nearly inches away from your face, her back to you, adressing the class is fluttershy    294. >scootaloo is a row back from the front of the class.    295. >good, some distance between her and scoots    296. >I press your ear against the glass    297. 'so then after scootaloo failed, i had applebloom and sweetie belle try to...........'    298. >what is this, history class?    299. >i keep listening for some time    300.      301. >you hear fluttershys monolougue coming to an end    302. 'ands thats how I got out of canterlot maximum security. Now heres whats going to happen. My three little cutie mark crusaders are going to go track down, subdue and bring Anon to me. If you do anything but that every one here will pay. dearly.    303. >for some reason nop0ny has spotted you yet    304. 'well, go on.'    305. >applebloom and sweetie belle get up and start to walk towards the door, heads hung    306. 'but everyp0ny said it was wrong when we did it last time....'   307. >mumbled sweetie belle    308. 'it is wrong. now go. all of you'    309. >she says looking at scootaloo, who is still in her seat    310. No.    311. 'im sorry, did you just say no?'    312. Yeah! No! Im not gonna help hurt daddy!    313. >scootaloo, not the time or the place....    314. Daddy?    315. >No. You must've heard her wrong.   316. Yeah daddy. He took me in and and im not gonna hurt him.    317. >well fuck, so much for keeping it a secret    318. 'well is'nt that cute. This is your last chance. get up. Now.'    319. No.    320. Ok. fine you two! go. If you can't get him we have his'daughter' anyway.    321. >the way she fucking said that word    322. we're going to have to teach you a lesson in obedience while they're gone, now ar'nt we?    323. >She starts pacing towards scootaloo    324. Oh no we're not    325. >you scream as you epic crash through the window    326.      327. >the glass cuts you as you crash through it    328. >yellow bitch whips around, not fast enough to advoid being tackled by me    329. >we crash to the ground    330. >i manage a punch to her face before she slams a hoof in my stomach    331. >i get the wind knocked out of me    332. >struggle to get up, go to lunge at fluttershy, then stop    333. un-un-uh    334. >she holding a knife she pulled out of her mane up to scootaloos neck    335. One step closer, i daare you, you sexy beast    336. >Umm, mixed signals    337. Now listen. Your going to -    338. >Cherilee knocks her out from behind    339. >fuck yeah cherilee!    340. Daddy!    341. >Embrace Scootaloo    342. Its ok now.    343. >cherilee says    344. kids, why don't you go for recess?   345. >she waits til they're all gone, scootaloo stays, sitting on my lap    346. what are we going to do anon?    347. well, i guess call the police again.   348. Ok, Won't she just escape again?    349. I think holding a knife up to my kids neck entitles me to request she be executed    350. true    351. Well, lets tie up fluttershy or something 'til they get here    352. >look over    353. >shes gone    354. ugh    355. >At that moment the crusaders return    356. We coul'n find 'im-Oh. sorry anon. we learned our lesson the first time, iys just-    357. Its ok applebloom. I understand    358.      359. >The police got to the school house to investigate for clues    360. >Me and scootaloo stayed at twilight's for the night, twilight having put a magical barrier around the tree-brary    361. >Rainbowdash was stayiing there too, for safety    362. >she did't come out of her guest room much    363. >Later that night i was sitting by the fireplace.   364. >Twilight, scootaloo and spike had gone to bed much earlier    365. >Rainbowdash comes down and sits next to me    366. I'm sorry Anon    367. What?    368. I'm sorry. I was self centered, and pretentious and just...jealous. I'm sorry.   369. Um...so where does that leave us? I mean you had a chance to give scootaloo a mom and you just left. Now you want to be back in our lives    370. >a tear rolls down her cheek    371. I know, and i feel terrible now that i missed out. I was just stupid and petty.   372. >silence for a few minutes    373. Sigh...........I forgive you    374. really?   375. yeah. but if you pull any shit like this again, no second chances. Its not fair for Scootaloo. Its not fair to me. ok?    376. >she tackles me in a bear hug    377. Thank you thank you thank you!    378. >We share a passionate kiss    379. I love you anon.    380. Love you to dash.    381.      382. >dear diary, day eighty three    383. >I woke up today.    384. >went into the kitchen to see twilight making scoots breakfeast    385. Ok, lets see here. We have Oat-meals, eggs, toast, pancake mix, heatable waffles    386. Twilight, you don't have to do that. we're your guests    387. Oh its no trouble anon. I hardly ever get to make things for anyone but myself. Except the occasional gemstone casserole.    388. Well if you don't mind..    389. I don't!    390. >i sit down next to scootaloo while twilight begins to make somepancakes    391. Scootaloo, we gotta talk.    392. What is it dad?    393. Last night, uh, rainbowdash and me got back together.    394. Oh..?    395. Um, yeah. she said she wants to be part of our lives and that she was sorry for what happened and stuff.    396. Oh. Ok. One thing dad?    397. yeah?    398. do i have to call her mom?    399. No. No you do not.    400.      401. >Later today me, Rainbowdash and scootaloo decided to risk a trip to the park.    402. >Me and rainbowdash took a seat on a park bench while Scootaloo and her friends played on the playground    403. So, anything new in your life anon?    404. Other than Fluttershy? no. You?    405. Nope. Oh! well, i did swipe some tapes from your house earlier today.    406. And...?    407. No sign of fluttershy    408. Well thats odd. You would think she would go there first    409. Thats what i thought!    410. Well, we'll just have to keep a vigilant lookout    411. Anon! Rainbowdash!    412. >Its sweetie belle, she comes running up to us.    413. What?    414. Fluttershy took Scootaloo while we were playing    415. Why that little-    416. >Rainbowdash flys off towards fluttershys cottage before you can stop her    417. >anon out    418.      419. >I run towards fluttershys cottage    420. >I hope they're both ok    421. >I kick down the door and see no one there.    422. >I grab a random board lying around for protection/ a weapon    423. Scootaloo? Rainbowdash?    424. >I search the upsatirs    425. >nothing    426. >I open the door to the back-yard    427. >Mother of God    428.      429. I look up    430. A area of fluttershy's backyard has been walled off by a metal wall.    431. >a T shape thing projects from the ground    432. >Kind of like a scale    433. >On one side in a cage is scootaloo    434. >on the other side is rainbowdash    435. >The bottom of each cage is like a trapdoor    436. >they each have cinderblocks chained to them    437. The ground below you begins to rise.    438. >You realize you were standing on a metal grate attached to an upwards moving piston    439. >As you rise you notice that on the grate are two buttons    440. >one on the left, scootaloo's side    441. >One on the right, rainbowdash's side    442. Well, how nice of you to join us anon.    443. Daddy! scootaloo says, looking up.    444. How sweet. a little family reunion.Lets talk face to face anon. look to your right.    445. >To your right is fluttershy. Her platform has four buttons. Its about four feet away from your platform.    446. Look anon, i want you to suffer for what you've done.So here we go.    447. >She presses a button    448. Lava flows out of a pipe into the walled off area.    449. >fuccccccckkkkkkk    450. >The button to your left drops your daughter. The one to your right drops Rainbowdash. Choose    451. You monster    452. CHOOSE!    453. >Rainbow says    454. Save scootaloo anon. I've had my life. I Got to live it with you and scootaloo. Our time together was short, but i would'nt trade it for the world. Just drop me.    455. How do i know you wont drop them both?    456. Whichever button you press drops the one and swivels the other outside the wall and drops them to safety. If you don't choose in a minute i drop them both    457.      458. Fine. I'm so sorry.....both of you......    459. Its ok anon. Drop me.    460. Ok..................I....choose......YOU!    461. >You jump from your platform to fluttershys.    462. >You press both save buttons, and both ponies get dropped harmlessly outside the lava pit    463. >Meanwhile the rest of your body smashs against fluttershy, knocking her to edge of her platform.    464. >Before you can push her off, she grabs you and twirls, switching positions    465. >She pushes you, and as you fall you grab her mane, pulling her down towards the lava pit with you.    466.      467. Dear daddy's diary, i think i've wrote this rite. I read the rest of his diary with mom, and she said i could put this last entry in. So there is daddys last day with me and mom. Thats how he saved us both. Daddy, thank you for giving me a home. Thank you for giving me a mom. thank you for giving me a life. I love you    468.      469. >Dear daddy's diary, I'm just gonna keep putting in what happens to me in this diary    470. >Mom says I have to impruuve my speeling anyway    471. >Today Me and Mom told all her friends about what happened to daddy    472. >everyone was sad for awhile    473. >then twilight got happy all of a sudden and whispered something to mom    474. >mom asked me to go leave with spike for a few minutes    475. >me and spike went to look at his gem collection    476. >it was......nice..........    477. >we came back and everyp0ny was happy again for some reason    478. >I made this entry before she asked, but twilight asked if she could hold on to my diary for the night   479. >so by diary!    480.      481. >So I'm back diary    482. >so there I am, falling into a pit of lava    483. >holding onto flutter bitches mane    484. >and out of nowhere, fucking twilight magics my ass to safety    485. >downside: she also saves fluttershy, but knocks her out and magic-binds her.   486. >she also had my diary for some reason    487. >according to what it said, the entries from when I died stayed in it because she took it with her when she time traveled    488. >magic is awesome    489. >good thing about this: diary entries stay, scoots and rainbow don't remember me dying    490. >because it technically didn't happen    491. >so no grieving    492. We spent our first night as a happy family diary    493.      494. >So diary< day eighty four?   495. >even though i'm aware that scootaloo got a hold of this and wrote a day eighty four    496. >Mind fuck    497. >Rainbowdash has special hurricane clearing project in Detrot   498. >Fucking every city is pony related.    499. >Scootaloos at school    500. >Might as well go explore    501. >Oh and btw fluttershy is back at canterlot maximum security    502. >So we've got a solid two monthes of guarenteed safety    503. >More or less    504. >Walk to ponyville square    505. >hey a crowd    506. >See Pinkie and rarity in the crowd    507. >No In depth conversations will be had    508. >walk on over    509. Hey girls    510. Why fancy meeting you-    511. HI ANON!    512. Whats going on here?    513. Why only the worst reappearance of the century. That self centered unicorn is back.    514. Who?    515. Trixie.   516. Never heard of her.    517. She was before your time here.   518. So whats wrong with her?    519. SHES A BIG SHOW OFF, AND SHES A MEANY!    520. Pinkie I'm right here    521. Oh! sorry.........    522. >Looks like the shows starting