https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqWdClOhSEk
"Now it's like this, little Anons. Aaaalll you gotta know is..."
 
[Single Clap]
 
[ANON]
If you watch... e-celebrities,
Those man-child e-celebrities,
You need to find a better use of time
 
I mean those... e-celebrities,
Attention-whoring expertise,
A truly cancerous disease online
 
Wherever I ponder, wherever I go,
There's always some dipshit, posting by phone,
About how pew-die-pie ecks dee
said some shit that don't aff-ect me
I sage and report the thread so fast,
and call-the-cops on his sorry ass,
and hope he gets banned too
Cuz fake celebrities online can fuck off too!
 
Because those... e-celebrities,
Dis-gus-ting e-celebrities,
those self im-por-tant turds who bitch and whine,
 
I mean those... e-celebrities,
Attention-whoring expertise,
A truly cancerous disease online
 
Now when you show me Jake Paul
Or some GameGrumps rare,
I say they're as awful
As Markiplier ('Markip-li-air')
 
Don't think I give-a-shit 'bout them at all, [give-a-shit=prick-l-y]
Because I've seen / their type here before,
Those tumblr, reddit sort of guys,
With half-hour vlogs where someone cries,
for upvotes on youtube
 
Mowgli:
[Gee, that's fucking gay, Anon!]
 
Yes, fake celebrities online can fuck off too!